Top Ten Worst Ideas for a New SpongeBob SquarePants Episode

Please, do not make these! And also throw out your worst ideas here!

The Top Ten

1 SpongeBob x Sandy

I created the list "Top Ten SpongeBob Season 10 episodes that should be created" BUT I DID NOT ADD THESE STUPID ITEMS TO THE LIST! - TopTenJackson

One word why. This belongs to deviant art and YouTube

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2 Spongebob's Death
3 SpongeBob Becomes Addicted to Meth

My gosh. just put SpongeBob in breaking bad, would ya

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4 SpongeBob Kills Squidward

What the heck. So not only would this make Nick implode and probably be torn down, but why? Honestly, writing a reason why SpongeBob would kill squidward is about as hard to comprehend as why the person who thought of this was born.

I would like it the other way round but replace SpongeBob with Mr. Krabs. - DapperPickle

It's just too far fetched and not appropriate for children. Nick, however bad it is at te moment, would never consider doing this

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5 Lost Friendship
6 Plankton is Killed By Mr. Krabs

How is SpongeBob x Sandy worse than this? - Garythesnail

It feels a lot like One Coarse Meal, which is the worst episode ever.

It should be the other way around so they can end the show with SpongeBob inheriting the Krusty Crab

NO NO. That would be so sad! I would hate them.

7 Patrick x Pearl

The have never met before. - Turkeyasylum

8 Puffy Fluffy's Revenge
9 Squidward's Suicide

Yes I do not want to see this because there will be no more sponge bob - SOUTHPARKFANHH

This feels like "Are You Happy Now? " a really depressing episode.

Yeah, I don't think little kids should be seeing an episode based off of a creepypasta. Let's also not forget that the way that the creepypasta explains the grotesque manner of how the episode goes, this wouldn't get greenlit. Then again, they did greenlight One Course Meal, an episode that shows a character attempting suicide pretty clearly, so I wonder if they would consider this.

10 The Sea Pony

The Contenders

11 Water Pollution
12 Spongebob and Sandy Have a Baby

That Belongs In YouTube! - CuteGirlJigglypuff

13 Return to Atlantis
14 SpongeBob Meets the Ku Klux Klan

I think that would be awesome. SpongeBob would kick their asses.

15 The Last Drive
16 No More Krabby Patties


17 Sanjay and Craig In Town

Not Those Two Idiots In SpongeBob! - CuteGirlJigglypuff

Sponge Bob/Sanjay and Craig cross over.


18 SpongeBob Licks a Pole In the Winter

This could be funny if done right.

This has been done way before Total Drama Island. Ever seen "A Christmas Story"? The old writers might have been able to pull it off, but Zeus Cervas and his pals... Nope. - Discord

The strings of my heart are a tangled mess... - Turkeyasylum

Right... Was this added to reference total drama? - DapperPickle

19 Torture Time for Patrick
20 SpongeBob and Katniss

Katniss from the hunger games and SpongeBob from SpongeBob SquarePants! - PatrickStar

I hope Katniss kills SpongeBob and wins the Hunger Games. - Discord

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21 Squidward Wringer
22 South Park Visits Bikini Bottom

This would be hilarious! But too inappropriate for children, maybe South Park can make a parody off of it. - Heyhello

23 Mr. Krabs Turns the Krusty Krab Into an XXX Movie Theater

Not based on a whole episode but as a subtle joke in an episode. That would be funny.

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24 Spongebob Watches Creepypasta

It would be boring watching Sponge bob watch his pasta which he thinks is creepy

So do not make this episode about a creepy pasta being watched by sponge bob.

I've never seen one myself, but I've heard they are creepy indeed... - Turkeyasylum

If this happened then I would arrest the guy who made it... Literally - simpsondude

25 The Grand Finale

If SpongeBob ends it would be A. Tragic

This would be amazing because it would finally end

26 The Chum Formula

This doesn't sound bad

27 SpongeBob and Patrick Have Sex

Why isn't this in the top ten?

SpongeBob belongs with sandy - Spandy4Eva

28 SpongeBob Meets Justin Bieber

That would actually be funny. - Minecraftcrazy530

SpongeBob could beat him up.

29 SpongeBob Goes To Taco Bell

It is a reference to a Gravity Falls fan fiction called Dipper Goes To Taco Bell.

This is a terrible idea because it's a reference to the very infamous Gravity Falls fanfiction called Dipper Goes to Taco Bell. It is extremely sexual and violent. It is now on a website called pastebin, and there are also many readings of it on YouTube. It got banned from, the original upload location. Do not look it up unless you have a sick sense of humor like me.

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30 Kissy, Kissy Love You

Yes. Putting porn in a T.V. show is the best idea ever. - Comi03

31 Old SpongeBob Reacts to a Pal for Gary

It Would Be Too Hard For Him To Watch

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32 SpongeBob and Patrick Get High

There is actually a parody called SpongeBong HempPants, which is about SpongeBob and Patrick (the latter looks like a hash brick) doing things such as asking Squidward for drugs and hanging out with Sandy, but it mainly references drugs, in the first episode, Mr. Krabs appears as a piece of crack, and in the second one, Patrick starts hanging out with an imaginary version of SpongeBob and they go to a bong store, it got permission from Nickelodeon, it was meant to air on VH1 and MTV2 (the real SpongeBob even airs on MTV2) but it never aired because Nickelodeon feared that children could watch the show and mistake it for SpongeBob (which is aired on MTV2), so, the episodes were only uploaded in Dailymotion and Youtube. - GumballWatterson

There is actually a parody of SpongeBob SquarePants called SpongeBong HempPants and it was meant to air on T.V. but it never did. It was basically about SB and Patrick getting high. You can find the first 3 or 4 episodes on YouTube.

33 SpongeBob PornoPants
34 SpongeBob and Patrick Spy on Little Kids
35 SpongeBob Becomes a Misogynist

Nibba tis a good idea

36 SpongeBob Molests Girls

He better not molest me or TheMiddlefanmeow! - kitten2015

37 SpongeBob Draws a Picture of Muhammad

Would be banned as quickly as "200" or "201" from South Park. - Turkeyasylum

38 SpongeBob Gets Cancer

Who the hell would put this on Nickelodeon?

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39 Slideshow of All the Most Hated Moments In SpongeBob SquarePants History
40 The Booger

Imagine if that was actually an episode

41 Breadwinners Meets SpongeBob Squarepants

That would be apocalyptic. - Stage13-10

42 Dora Explores Bikini Bottom
43 One Coarse Meal 2: Plankton's Suicide

Because the first one wasn't bad enough. - Garythesnail

44 SpongeBob Kills God and Jesus

Too offensive if it were to be made - PsychopathicSissyPants2

Sounds like it would be written by any satanic black metal band.

This is what would happen if you let Deicide write an episode of SpongeBob.

Offensive to Christians also god and jesus can't die

45 SpongeBob Twerk Contest
46 SpongeBob Trolls On TheTopTens

I think one of the trolls on this site are SpongeBob...maybe it's me

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47 SpongeBob Becomes the New The Simpsons
48 Doofus Shuffleboarding in the Kitchen with Gary

4 bad episodes is bad enough, we don't need a mash of all of them!

49 The Return of Puffy Fluffy
50 Atlantis Squarepantis 2: The Legend of Zeus Cervas
51 Spongebob Licks Squidward

Haven't they done that in some episodes before?

52 Squidward Torture

We've already seen this before, thank you very much.

53 SpongeBob Bootleg

Bootleg Called Dumped scary as hell

54 Spongebob Goes Insane and Kills Everybody

This will be a creepypasta

55 SpongeBob Meets Nicki Minaj

This would be terrible since ABC said that Nicki Min aj was a role model for the youth (Which she's really NOT! ).

56 SpongeBob Joins a Black Metal Band
57 SpongeBob Meets Cannibal Corpse
58 SpongeBob Becomes a White Supremacist

He's a sponge so that would make it funny

59 SpongeBob and Patrick Smoke Tons of Crack
60 Squidward Commits Suicide for Real
61 SpongeBob and Patrick on LSD
62 SpongeBob Meets Hitler
63 SpongeBob Meets Miley Cyrus
64 SpongeBob Meets Adam Sandler
65 SpongeBob and Patrick Cussing

There's already an episode for that called "Sailor's Mouth", which is probably much better than this.

Remember the Dexter's Lab episode Rude Removal?

66 SpongeBob and Patrick Become Drug Dealers
67 SpongeBob Becomes a Pedophile
68 SpongeBob Visits a Satanic Church
69 SpongeBob Beats His Pet Snail Gary

Animal abuse is one of my biggest pet peeves!

I have done a whole report on animal abuse. This is NOT funny.

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70 SpongeBob Randomly Starts Killing Strangers

Woah, okay, enough grand theft auto for you. - TeenTitansGoSucks

71 SpongeBob Gets Drunk
72 SpongeBob Driving While Intoxicated
73 SpongeBob Meets Osama Bin Laden
74 SpongeBob Joins a Satanic Black Metal Band and Sacrifices Goats
75 SpongeBob and Patrick Make It Rain In a Strip Club
76 SpongeBob Becomes a Nazi
77 SpongeBob Gets Away with Murder
78 SpongeBob Likes Big Butts and He Cannot Lie
79 SpongeBob Smokes Weed Everyday
80 SpongeBob 666Pants

Satanists Will watch the show everyday then.

81 SpongeBob Taking Viagra
82 SpongeBob Smokes Crystal Meth
83 SpongeBob Becomes Possessed by the Devil
84 Sandy Becomes a Prostitute
85 SpongeBob Pees on Your Grave

Is this a referring to piss all over your grave? I hope so...
I love that song.. - kitten2015

86 SpongeBob Becomes a Gay Prostitute
87 SpongeBob WetPants
88 Patchy the Pedophile

I'm Litterraly Laughing Right Now

89 Squidward Finally Slits SpongeBob's Throat
90 SpongeBob and Patrick Watch a Snuff Film
91 Sandy Becomes a Stripper
92 SpongeBob Cuts Himself Out of Anger
93 SpongeBob and Patrick Go to Hell
94 SpongeBob Plays with a Ouija Board
95 SpongeBob Meets John Wayne Gacy
96 SpongeBob Gets Herpes
97 SpongeBob Dropping the N-Bomb a Thousand Times

If you wanna see kids drop the N bomb, go watch The Boondocks. - TeenTitansGoSucks

98 SpongeBob Gets AIDS
99 SpongeBob and Patrick Star In a Porno
100 SpongeBob Becomes Pregnant with Someone's Baby

Everybody knows SpongeBob is a male. Stupid idea.

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