Top Ten Worst Members of a School Staff
There are 2 of these in my gym.
One that lets kids play any sport
And one that is one of the meanest slobs ever
The mean slob got fired
They yell all the time & they're really agressive. They treat you like superhumans & make you run fast and lift yourself up high even though its not possible!
I'd certainly love to do this. Only it would be ironic that I use a physical comeback.
We can't run that fast, or jump that high! We're not superhumans, you know! And less with the snappy attitude!
My Math teacher is scary. He yells at kids that didn't do anything and calls it "raising his voice".
I don't like math, but I do like fractions for some weird reason. I'm so weird.
Mathematics is so dull that it ain't easy to make it fun
My math teacher looks like she wants to enslave kids
My school always serve chocolate milk with everything. There is a mix, meatballs with mashed potatoes with cheese with corn. I never tried it but it is disgusting and they claim that their school lunch is healthy.
Where do you get your food from? Dog food bowls? No wonder so many kids have food poisoning in some schools!
Well the food they make sure is gross! That's why I always bring my own lunch.
The lunch ladies at my high school were super nice
She beats me bare buttocks with a crop/cane/paddles! Until I cannot even sit down sometimes with her hands
They're nice normally, until you have to go to them when you're in trouble. THEN you're screwed.
He yelled/yell at me for no apparent reason then that is all of and enough of that
Principal for the Americans. School would be better if there was no homework!
I have a few kids at my school who know how to disable security cameras. I don't know if I have a security guard, but I probably do.
Not sure if these exist in schools, but they may be the ones behind all the security cameras hidden around...
The guard at my school doesn't do anything except say hi to kids and sit around
Yes, of course! Then you can cut the cameras and commit a crime unnoticed.
Want to suggest shorter school days? Suggest it to the governor. Bring a weapon just in case. Just kidding!
Or a school planning counselor.
In America we call this person a nurse. Usually ni matter how sick or injured you are she'll make you go back to class. Not very helpful.
Or whoever takes care of the health in your school.
Librarian: lets watch movie about digital citizenship blah blah blah
Kid 1: shut up I'm trying to read
Kid 2: I hate digital citizenship
Me: if only Pokemon were real...
The librarians in my school, in my opinion, are terrible. Let us read in peace!
At least I'd have all the books in the world. It's like being in heaven.
The librarian at my high school was super nice.
They yell at me!
I like reading, but I don't like having to explain how each little thing in a book is relevant!
They make you do so much writing & reading boring books.
My grade 7 English teacher
Teacher: hey class we doing classwork blah blah
Kid: can I go to bathroom
Teacher: OF COURSE NOT
Kid: but its emergency
My drama teacher is really weird, and I can tell he does not like me. One time, my group was performing a little play, and he looked really weird when we finished. He also does not pick me. When I raise my hand, he calls on the students he likes. Once, me and my friend were never called. I could go on and on about the pointless one hour, but I'll let you out the easy way.
I hate my drama teacher so much.
Its already on here
Doesn't let people go to lockers after school, and doesn't let you go to your sibling's locker when my sibling is sick. Doesn't let you turn in late work to the teacher's bins after school if you forget during class. Have to ring the bell twice for Lori M. to open the door. Doesn't care about students' grades.
My chorus teacher in high school was strict, but very nice. However, my 6th grade music teacher yelled at me because she thought that I was being disruptive. I was cramping for no reason that day and it affected my ability to concentrate.
Me:come on this sucks! Teacher: idc get your work done Kelly Bulanek
When I was in kindergarten, I saw the Security Guard carrying another kindergarten student while the student she was crying to be brought back and he said she was breaking the rules.I was scared from that but looking back it was kind of funny.
They treat you like you're dumber than a 1st grader regardless of your intelligence level. Also, they restrict your fun.
In high school I had a homeroom teacher that got me in trouble for no reason when a kid made random farting noises and constantly blamed it on me.
They say they help the special ed kids/teachers, but sometimes they make everything worse!