Top Ten Worst Members of a School Staff


The Top Ten

1 P.E Teacher

I'd certainly love to do this. Only it would be ironic that I use a physical comeback. - PositronWildhawk

We can't run that fast, or jump that high! We're not superhumans, you know! And less with the snappy attitude! - Wolftail

There are 2 of these in my gym.
One that lets kids play any sport
And one that is one of the meanest slobs ever
The mean slob got fired

I got the pe teacher fired JK he got himself fired by molesting - Captaincrunch2015

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2 Mathematics Teacher

My Math teacher is scary. He yells at kids that didn't do anything and calls it "raising his voice". - Pegasister12

Mathematics is so dull that it ain't easy to make it fun

I don't like math, but I do like fractions for some weird reason. I'm so weird. - funnyuser

My math teacher looks like she wants to enslave kids - Captaincrunch2015

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3 Cafeteria Worker

The lunch ladies at my high school were super nice

My school always serve chocolate milk with everything. There is a mix, meatballs with mashed potatoes with cheese with corn. I never tried it but it is disgusting and they claim that their school lunch is healthy.

Where do you get your food from? Dog food bowls? No wonder so many kids have food poisoning in some schools! - Wolftail

Well the food they make sure is gross! That's why I always bring my own lunch.

4 Headteacher

He yelled/yell at me for no apparent reason then that is all of and enough of that

Principal for the Americans. School would be better if there was no homework! - Wolftail

They're nice normally, until you have to go to them when you're in trouble. THEN you're screwed.

The headteacher is stupid - Captaincrunch2015

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5 Head of Security

I have a few kids at my school who know how to disable security cameras. I don't know if I have a security guard, but I probably do.

Not sure if these exist in schools, but they may be the ones behind all the security cameras hidden around... - Wolftail

The guard at my school doesn't do anything except say hi to kids and sit around

Yes, of course! Then you can cut the cameras and commit a crime unnoticed. - PositronWildhawk

6 School Governor

Want to suggest shorter school days? Suggest it to the governor. Bring a weapon just in case. Just kidding! - Wolftail

Or a school planning counselor.

7 Matron

Or whoever takes care of the health in your school. - Wolftail

In America we call this person a nurse. Usually ni matter how sick or injured you are she'll make you go back to class. Not very helpful.

8 Librarian

The librarian at my high school was super nice.

I hate my librarian she always relies on the student librarians that I made a library action party to get rid of her

The librarians in my school, in my opinion, are terrible. Let us read in peace! - Wolftail

At least I'd have all the books in the world. It's like being in heaven. - Kiteretsunu

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9 Principal

Its already on here

10 English Teacher

I like reading, but I don't like having to explain how each little thing in a book is relevant! - Turkeyasylum

They make you do so much writing & reading boring books.

My grade 7 English teacher
Teacher: hey class we doing classwork blah blah
Kid: can I go to bathroom
Kid: but its emergency

The Contenders

11 Detention Teacher
12 Drama Teacher

My drama teacher is really weird, and I can tell he does not like me. One time, my group was performing a little play, and he looked really weird when we finished. He also does not pick me. When I raise my hand, he calls on the students he likes. Once, me and my friend were never called. I could go on and on about the pointless one hour, but I'll let you out the easy way.

I hate my drama teacher so much. - Wolftail

13 Janitor
14 School Clerk

Doesn't let people go to lockers after school, and doesn't let you go to your sibling's locker when my sibling is sick. Doesn't let you turn in late work to the teacher's bins after school if you forget during class. Have to ring the bell twice for Lori M. to open the door. Doesn't care about students' grades.

15 Special Ed Teacher

They treat you like you're dumber than a 1st grader regardless of your intelligence level. Also, they restrict your fun.

16 Music/Chorus teacher

My chorus teacher in high school was strict, but very nice. However, my 6th grade music teacher yelled at me because she thought that I was being disruptive. I was cramping for no reason that day and it affected my ability to concentrate.

17 Homeroom Teacher

In high school I had a homeroom teacher that got me in trouble for no reason when a kid made random farting noises and constantly blamed it on me.

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