Top Ten "Herbert The Pervert" Quotes

My favourite of many classics! My favourite moment's not even a quote, just the clip of him falling off the ladder with that grin on his boat.

The episode where the griffins had to move, because a criminal wants to kill Chris Griffin

No matter how many times I hear him say this line, it always cracks me up.

I love this one... By far my favorite!

Mhh I sure do love popsicles, in my mouth and other places and it is so good fo

Laugh out loud he funny I love that guy he always makes me laughs

Love it cause this helped me learn how to talk like him

I use that line a lot when I mimic him

I think that.. I can do the pervert mmhhmm so good.. Lolx. Its like I have a herbert the pervert day on my Facebook page and.. Everyone just cracks up. Its just too hilarious.

Best quote in the whole entire "Family Guy" series. We need more than 10 of these.

I think it is by far the best quot of hurbert the pervert, its great when he says it in the episods

Ahah. My openion is... This made me pee laughing and I'm not that easily amused.

I'll be happy to bring you the good news anyday mhmm

My teacher has this on his phone and whenever someone texts him in school everything gets quiet and you here this quote its halarious!

So funny! I love this the first time I seen it on T.V., and think that it is so great. Herbert the Pervert all the way! Man this guy is great! I wish he was real, ha-ha. Love you Herbert

My favorite. Did anyone notice the schoolhouse rock- reference? His face looked liked the kid when the wheel fell off his car. Its been a long time since I seen that.

It was funny when I saw it on T.V.

This is so funny lol

This quote is so freaking awesome! Herbert is my favorite character! :D
He is hot! I wrote a song about him:D.

I almost peed in my pants when I heard this for the first time. Herbret is definitely my favorite character. I hope they continue to make episodes with lots of Herbert!

I think it's funny when he says sweet Jesus!

Epic epic epic epic! Especially in BO2 or BF3 trolling. Always, when I was screaming "Sweet Jesus!" my friends got angry.

No longer gender specific! Great comeback for so many occasions!

... Hit in your penis...
Hurts just thinking about it

That stuff is funny.

Crack me up so bad!

"Okay children, lets settle this as sexy teenagers.. Whoever swallows the most Tylemol PM WINS! "

As soon as I heard this, I was ROTF

Quite possibly the greatest moment in family guy history.

Who cares if it says well or we'll
It's dumb having a pedo in a cartoon.

It's we'll. English son. English.

Herbert's so funny

my creepy rapist teachers name is Jesse. mye and my class finds this quote funny as hell!

I know how to do the voice good

, the amount of times this gets said in carlisle is fecking brilliant! Haha Guess Who!

My dad won't stop saying this😂 Classic👌🏽 x

Classic, will never forget this line as long as I live

This is the best of them all

My favourite line of all!

Love it.

Taylor Lopez likes big dick in his corn hole

When does he say that?

Herbert is so funny!

I love this one it is so funny I almost like peed my pants when I heard this and my sister did pee her pqnts pants I was highly desguted when I found out she peed her pants. Herbert is my favorite character on family guy

Nicholas Conner has no Dick or vigina. Nobody knows what he is but he likes old crusty men like herbert.

And yet, still, nobody in the griffin family realize Herbert's a pedophile.

This one is hilarious

Herbert will never change haha

that comment is so funny

Nicholas conner likes big penis