Top 10 Yo Momma So Old Jokes
I laughed so hard I think your mother next to me heard me, and that's saying something!
Yo mama is so old that she was born a considerably long time ago.
This isn't funny because I heard on YouTube by the yo momma guy.
Laugh out loud. And actually makes sense
It better the most... Pretty much because it's the only one I haven't heard... So yea but by the way they all suck pretty bad so yea don't waste your time reading these jokes
She's everywhere in every history show in just one History Channel.
I was watching History Channel, and she was on it.
They should add yo mama so old that when god there shall be light she was there to flip the swith
This made me crack up hard. That is funny stuff. This should be number two. Number one is funny but this one is my favorite.
So that's why the dinosaur was missing...
This is great! I love it laugh out loud!
Tickled my funny bone! :-D
Fell off the chair! Hilarious!
That is awesome. Sweet joke
I just pissed my pants
Laugh out loud that's disgusting and hilarious at the same time, my sister almost wet herself!
Haha that dust must be on the floor. Come on seriously lady no people do not want you
Pissing myself right now! Laugh out loud
I am going to die of laughter.
It was funny joke
That's funny anyone could think of that!
I'm a Christian and it is still funny. This joke is not making fun of Jesus at all. Jesus is a great man and no one would be mean and talk about him. I'm a Mississippi boy and you're the one saying your a Christian. Down here in the south its all about Jesus, church, sweet tea, and shotguns son.
Just because you're a christian doesn't mean that all that stuff that apparently happened with jesus didn't happen like 2000 years ago dude. Quit being so sensitive
Besides - it's a joke
Calm down, fools. I'm Christian and this didn't offend me at all. You guys are overreacting.
This is nothing against Jesus, it's just saying he's pretty old.
This so funny! *arghh* can't even use right *grunt* grammar! This one should be first!
Boy that is so funny
My mom is that old to
More like 5 billion dollars!
Wow great jokes when I herd them I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants!
That is so funny
Where was the war?
This is the number one I was cracking up.
Ha ha it sounds like you.
But momma can't get laid
There are too much candles! Candles=140$ Cake=14$
So so so funny
It's funny because it doesn't make sense laugh out loud!
This is funny I hate all the comments saying they are Christians we don't care this is the internet
What? Noah would've put Yo'ld Mama on the 'Not in 2s' list because she so flippin' old 4 crying out loud
That should have been first big time!