Top 10 Best Yo Mama So Old Jokes
Now, don't raise your eyebrows. We know that these may not be everyone's cup of tea, but we promise you - if you have a soft spot for friendly banter and a little (or a lot) of humor, you're in the right place.So, what's on the menu today? We're specifically looking at a classic genre of humor, 'yo mama so old' jokes. They've been a staple of playgrounds, comedy clubs, and social gatherings for years, almost as long as, well, your mama's been around. Pardon the jest, it's part of the charm.
These are the type of jokes that make you groan and laugh in equal measure, jokes that take you by surprise with their cleverness, or maybe their sheer absurdity. They've got a timeless quality to them, and that's not just because we're talking about how incredibly ancient yo mama is.
I laughed so hard I think your mother next to me heard me, and that's saying something!
Laugh out loud. And actually makes sense.
This was hilarious. I told my sister and she laughed so hard she almost peed herself.
She's everywhere in every history show on the History Channel.
I was watching the History Channel, and she was on it.
This made me crack up hard. That is funny stuff. This should be number two. Number one is funny, but this one is my favorite.
So that's why the dinosaur was missing...
This is great! I love it. Laugh out loud!
Laugh out loud, that's disgusting and hilarious at the same time. My sister almost wet herself!
Haha, that dust must be on the floor. Come on, seriously lady, no people do not want you.
Pissing myself right now! Laugh out loud
That's funny anyone could think of that!
I'm a Christian and it is still funny. This joke is not making fun of Jesus at all. Jesus is a great man and no one would be mean and talk about him. I'm a Mississippi boy, and you're the one saying you're a Christian. Down here in the south, it's all about Jesus, church, sweet tea, and shotguns, son.
Just because you're a Christian doesn't mean that all that stuff that apparently happened with Jesus didn't happen like 2000 years ago, dude. Quit being so sensitive. Besides, it's a joke.
Calm down, fools. I'm Christian, and this didn't offend me at all. You guys are overreacting.
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I think I've heard this before in a cartoon.
This is so funny! I can't even use the right grammar! This one should be first!
Wow, great jokes. When I heard them, I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants!
This is the number one. I was cracking up.
There are too many candles! Candles: $140. Cake: $14.
It's funny because it doesn't make sense. Laugh out loud!
This is funny. I hate all the comments saying they are Christians. We don't care, this is the internet.
That should have been first big time!