Top 10 Best Yo Mama So Old Jokes

Now, don't raise your eyebrows. We know that these may not be everyone's cup of tea, but we promise you - if you have a soft spot for friendly banter and a little (or a lot) of humor, you're in the right place.

So, what's on the menu today? We're specifically looking at a classic genre of humor, 'yo mama so old' jokes. They've been a staple of playgrounds, comedy clubs, and social gatherings for years, almost as long as, well, your mama's been around. Pardon the jest, it's part of the charm.

These are the type of jokes that make you groan and laugh in equal measure, jokes that take you by surprise with their cleverness, or maybe their sheer absurdity. They've got a timeless quality to them, and that's not just because we're talking about how incredibly ancient yo mama is.
The Top Ten
1 Yo mama so old I told her to act her age and she died

I laughed so hard I think your mother next to me heard me, and that's saying something!

Laugh out loud. And actually makes sense.

This was hilarious. I told my sister and she laughed so hard she almost peed herself.

2 Yo mama so old, she watches the History Channel to see if she's on

She's everywhere in every history show on the History Channel.

I was watching the History Channel, and she was on it.

3 Yo mama so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off

This made me crack up hard. That is funny stuff. This should be number two. Number one is funny, but this one is my favorite.

So that's why the dinosaur was missing...

This is great! I love it. Laugh out loud!

4 Yo mama so old, her birth certificate says, "Expired"
5 Yo mama so old she rode dinosaurs to school
6 Yo mama so old she farts dust

Laugh out loud, that's disgusting and hilarious at the same time. My sister almost wet herself!

Haha, that dust must be on the floor. Come on, seriously lady, no people do not want you.

Pissing myself right now! Laugh out loud

7 Yo mama so old she still remembers what was going on in World War 2
8 Yo mama so old she still thought White Castle burgers still cost a dime
9 Yo mama so old she died 100 years ago

That's funny anyone could think of that!

10 Yo mama so old she was classmates with Jesus

I'm a Christian and it is still funny. This joke is not making fun of Jesus at all. Jesus is a great man and no one would be mean and talk about him. I'm a Mississippi boy, and you're the one saying you're a Christian. Down here in the south, it's all about Jesus, church, sweet tea, and shotguns, son.

Just because you're a Christian doesn't mean that all that stuff that apparently happened with Jesus didn't happen like 2000 years ago, dude. Quit being so sensitive. Besides, it's a joke.

Calm down, fools. I'm Christian, and this didn't offend me at all. You guys are overreacting.

The Contenders
11 Yo mama so old she remembers 50 Cent when he was a penny

This is so funny! I can't even use the right grammar! This one should be first!

12 Yo mama so old when she was in high school she didn't have history class
13 Yo mama so old she owes Jesus a dollar
14 Yo mama so old she remembers when the Gods had war

Wow, great jokes. When I heard them, I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants!

15 Yo mama so old that when Jesus was a baby, God hired her to babysit

This is the number one. I was cracking up.

16 Yo mama so old, she attend the wedding of Cleopatra and Julius Caesar
17 Yo mama so old, when I asked her age she said I can't count that high
18 Yo mama so old she had sex with George Washington
19 Yo mama so old, her birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake

There are too many candles! Candles: $140. Cake: $14.

20 Yo mama so old she's young

It's funny because it doesn't make sense. Laugh out loud!

21 Yo mama so old she sat behind Moses in kindergarten
22 Yo mama so old she left her purse on Noah's Ark

This is funny. I hate all the comments saying they are Christians. We don't care, this is the internet.

23 Yo mama so old she ran away to freedom with Harriet Tubman

That should have been first big time!

24 Yo mama so old her Social Security number is 1
25 Yo mama so old she remembers when we had to use bus tokens to get on the bus
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