Top Ten Items of Stationery That Are Harmful

1. Sharpened Pencils

   As lethal as a dagger.

2. Scissors

   They are very sharp. Those blades.

   Watch out for those blades!

3. A Pair of Compasses

   I've drawn blood with these. They should only be handled by mathematicians and maybe trainee surgeons.

   You know, like the tool you use to draw circles? That metal point does look sharp.

4. A Pencil Sharpener

   More sharp blades. Don't get your finger too close! Ouch!

5. Pens

6. Tippex

   I heard it's flammable. Hopefully, nobody carries around a lighter with them 24/7!

7. Glue

   What if it accidentally goes into someone's mouth and they swallow it? That would be bad.

   Just don't have your fiancé lick them for wedding invitations.

8. Ruler

   Sharpen the end and you have a good weapon! But seriously, don't do this.

9. Rubber Bands

   Essential for catapults, or a well-aimed shot will do the trick!

10. Papercutter

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13. Calculator

    Just don't throw it at anyone.