Top Ten Items of Stationery That Are Harmful

As lethal as a dagger.

They are very sharp. Those blades

Watch out for those blades!

I've drawn blood with these. They should only be handled by mathematicians, and maybe trainee surgeons.

You know, like the tool you use to draw circles? That metal point does look sharp.

More sharp blades. Don't get your finger too close! Ouch!

Sharp and will probably give you ink poisoning, I'm not sure.

I heard it's flammable... hopefully nobody carries around a lighter with them 24/7!

What if it accidentally goes into someone's mouth and they swallow it? That would be bad.

Sharpen the end and you have a good weapon! But seriously, don't do this.

Essential for catapults, or a well-aimed shot will do the trick!

Just don't throw it at anyone.