Top Ten Quotes Made by TheTopTens Member PositronWildhawk

PositronWildhawk has made nearly 800 comments so choosing the top ten was a task and a half! Most of them are too long to add but I think I may have found the top ten shortest and best.

The Top Ten

1 Meh

Still more thought-provoking than mine - styLIShT

So simple and random. But this makes me laugh - Britgirl

That is a can't decide between yes and no answer - kidlava111

I had this as my catchphrase for a while. - RiverClanRocks

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2 Imagine your face when your car starts hurtling 100 mph into your own office and you just think, "oh crap."

From his own list, Worst Places To Crash Your Car. I could picture it and it made me laugh! - Britgirl

We ought to make a quote book. Give it to him when he wins a Nobel prize. - keycha1n

This is one of his best comments! Nice list! - funnyuser

3 Eh? Not trying to sound Canadian but. Eh?

Can't remember what list this was a reply to but does it matter if it's funny? - Britgirl

Eh I wasn't Aboot Yo Vote for this But ya know this options would go well with our Igloo's & we Ride Polar bears to Tim Horton's To get Some Bacon with Maple Syrup then afterward go back to our lumberjack job & Get some Toonies & Loonies for all the Oil & Alberta Beef for the Big Hockey GameZ! - Curti2594

4 It's true. I hate his guts (about Justin Bieber)

No mincing his words, this chap. Whew! - Britgirl

I couldn't agree more with this one. - ShyChick

How very nice. - DynastiNoble

5 Oh God, I would rather get my tongue caught in a meat blender than appear in Dora The Explorer.

Okay, so let's just say this is one of the funniest quotes ever. Capiche? Capiche. - froogylowlo

Is it really THAT bad, P.W? - Britgirl

6 Science - I like it a lot

My username is POSITRONWildhawk for a reason. If you don't know, a positron is the electron's antiparticle. Boy, am I a nerd?!?! - PositronWildhawk

He's addicted, apparently. I like this comment because it's sincere and, well, very PositronWildhawk. - Britgirl

Uh you're not a nerd because your acually cool and I'm currently following - nothingbutcool

You said it, Brainiac! ;-) - Britgirl

7 It's clearlx a lion. It looks nothing like a bear. (talking about Peugeot on Car Companies With Coolest Logos list)

I just thought it was clever with just a hint of sarcasm. - Britgirl

8 This guy is skunk obsessed

Can't remember what the list was, but almost everything was to do with skunks. Why, may I ask, are people so strange? - PositronWildhawk

On a list about Skunks. Short quote but amusing. - Britgirl

Yeh. This is laugh out loud. Awesome!

9 Well, yeah. Duh. Doing nothing is like doing. . .nothing!

States the obvious does our PositronWildhawk. - Britgirl

10 In the words of Confucius, everything has beauty, it's just that not everyone sees it. Had Confucius known that Nicki Minaj would exist, his philosophy would have been globally questioned.

This was a hilarious quote. And it makes fun of Nicki Minaj. Everything a great quote needs. - Turkeyasylum

This should be number 1! It's the greatest quote ever!

Should at least be higher that "It's true. I hate [Justin Bieber]'s guts", this should actually be #1. - WonkeyDude98

The Contenders

11 I love chess. Don't know where I'd be without it.

In answer to that querie, my king would be stuck between two rooks and all other pieces would be clustered together to the left of my opponent, had I not done chess when I was three. - PositronWildhawk

Just so typically you, P.W! Haha! - Britgirl

12 dyslexia is an anagram of daily sex

I know. Ironic, isn't it. The irony makes it hilarious! - PositronWildhawk

Or is it? - styLIShT

13 You wish barney was real????? That's it, your off those pills

If you want Barney to be real there's a 99.9 percent chance you're drunk or on drugs. - RiverClanRocks

I found this on characters who should be real.

This one made me laugh! - Pegasister12

14 Now that I've killed myself, I need to rethink my life. Ah well. Meh.
15 The brain comes with a free power supply! It's just that sometimes the current is direct, and sometimes it's alternating.

Yep that's true.It is powerhouse of thoughts, ideas everything behind what we do what we write. It's the impulses which are basically at root level current. - divphygamer

16 Rectom op is an anagram of computer
17 In response to Britgirl: Did that happen? (on crashing you car into your ex boyfriend's wedding)
18 (On living in the wild) Go, be my guest, live in a baking hot insect-full mindless jungle and come back with a long pointed stick and an offering to the mango tree god. You crazy, crazy person.
19 They may be in a superposition but I wouldn't like to have to collapse this wave function. (On "Scratched Groins" being an anagram of "Schrodinger's Cat")
20 Bless that noisy lunatic (referring to Skrillex)
21 Anonymous, it's clear that your stupidity exceeds that of even a baby who uses his/her first and second teeth to permanently plug his/her only two sources of milk.
22 You honestly think sex should be banned? Great notion. I welcome the ever rising population of our world without sex.
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