Reasons Why Mario Is Not a Herolittlemachine
The Top Ten
Mario is not mental. Nobody deserves to watch that theory. That theory sucked insane. Whoever said that Mario is not a hero is a lanky sucker! The list Top 10 Reasons Why Mario is Not a Hero was only created by some phony user. This list still SUCKS, and all mean posts of Mario deserve a MILLION THUMBS-DOWNS!
Yeah he is so mean to Luigi, cause there was this video called "why Mario is alone", in the video Daisy asks Luigi how come he wasn't with Mario, and Luigi said "I don't remember", then Daisy said "maybe Mario remembers", then Daisy asked Mario why Luigi wasn't with him, then Mario says,"HE HAD DIARRHEA", then Luigi cring saying "Mario", Luigi got embarrassed in front Daisy. Seriously Mario what is wrong with you!? You embarrassed Luigi in front of his girlfriend Daisy!? What is wrong with you!?
I SWEAR. The game theory fans are getting DESPERATE. First Racist Mario, and now THIS? - DCfnaf
On one of the Mario games, when Luigi succeeds in something, Mario pretends to be happy for him, then he steps on his foot
Literally every single item on this list is terrible so I just voted on the very bottom reason in order to make this comment - YOSHIA2121V 32 Comments
Who said they were innocent? If you do nothing, they KILL you. Idiots.
This would mean every video game character kills the innocent enemies
Actually, Bowser turned the Toads into blocks, and people think when you destroy the bricks, you kill the toads. However, returning to that world, you can see the blocks are back. So, Mario doesn't kill Toads.
Bowser turned the Toads into bricks, NOT blocks. Also PaperMarioFan is right, they will kill you!V 12 Comments
Have you all watched Game Theory talking about why Mario is mental? Well, don't believe that Mario being evil is actually true because it may or may not be how Nintendo made him. Remember what Matthew Patrick says! THAT'S JUST A THEORY, A GAME THEORY! THANKS FOR READING! (I honestly think Mario's a good guy. )
In the game super Mario world Mario points and besides the game makers made it so you had to sacrifice Yoshi think about that before you mess with Nintendo's mascot
The Yoshi dropping into a pit was actually an exploit. So the creators never intended for Mario to do this. But yeah, this list is stupid. - DCfnaf
Like sonic sometimes sonic gets a gun Mario gets a gun they are friends I do not get it - littlemachine
What nice characters? - VideoGamefan5V 15 Comments
He doesn't punch Yoshi, he points where he should lick. It looks like punching because the graphics aren't that realistic. IT WAS THE SNES, PEOPLE. - Garythesnail
You know yoshi Mario grabs his neck to lick - littlemachine
Garry the snail.
if Mario really is ( which I highly doubt ) points Yoshi to where he should lick then explain dis. Why does Yoshi's eyes widen when Mario is "showing him where to lick" Surely he would be used to the driver giving him little nudges?
Mario points where Yoshi needs to lick!
The reason he flinches is because he's taking a gulp in so he can do a big lick! - PaperMarioFan
Mario CAN BUY 1extra life for 100coin just imagine what happen if u can't buy extra life u just gonna only survive with 3 life only and there's over 30 level in this game
Actually he buys a 1 up mushroom with 100 coins in practically every Mario game
I think there's a political joke in there somewhere. - Thifer20
This reason is stupid! Those coins are literally anyone’s game. That would be like saying I’m a bad guy for picking up a quarter on the ground - GametheorysucksV 10 Comments
You know the mushroom it has eyes on it ITS LIVE - littlemachine
So your name is little machine. Would this little machine be your BRAIN? - DCfnaf
He is on drugs! Oh crap! - kitten2015
He does not eat live mushrooms!
They aren't live mushrooms!
They're just normal mushrooms!
Mushrooms are yummy! - PaperMarioFan
Mushrooms are also considered VEGTABLES! - nintendofan126
It's Amanita Muscaria, located in Russia and some of former Soviet countries, it was used as a drug to make people crazy and hallucinates anything they want and it was very common during the war - CerealGuy
He munches down on shrooms all day long! And he grows bigger!
Mario needs to stop all of this stuff before he dies.V 5 Comments
This list is terrible! He's getting rid of the enemy camps! You know, like MANY OTHER GAMES! What do you mean a toad could live there? IN A CASTLE? They have multiple homes at Toad Town! - DCfnaf
Destroying the castles is a good thing not a bad thing.
Destroying the Lemmy, Roy, Ludwig, Morton, Wendy, Larry, and the Iggy airship and Bowser's castle was not a contemptible thing. This list was like an idiot from the start.
He doesn't destroy castles... He just tries to get past them to get his wife, Peach! - PaperMarioFanV 7 Comments
CHEATS? This list is terrible. TERRIBLE. Shells are part of the game. Everyone else uses shells, idiots.
This is an awful list. EVERY OTHER CHARACTER DOES THE SAME THING! Do Luigi, Peach, Rosalina, Wario, Donkey Kong, and Yoshi get away with it while Mario is accused? - DCfnaf
Mario is a mental, pompous & aggressive coward.
P.S. The word "coward" means "someone who does the wrong thing". It can also means "anxious person/animal/monster".
Everyone in mario kart uses shells so does that mean every single character in mario kart is a cheater? - YOSHIA2121V 12 Comments
I would survive living! We have video games, what's not to celebrate?! (Ok probably lots of things but don't respond listing a million reasons or any reasons at all)
What is wrong with celebrating survival - Nateawesomeness
It looks like you don't pay attention to Mario Party cutscenes.
He locked up the old donkey kong because he took a princess forcing donkey kong jr his son to save him plus its worst then what the old donkey kong did.
How would you feel if an ape stole your girl
How would you feel if a Monkey stole your girl. - PaperMarioFan
If an ape stole your girl, what would you think? Why wouldn't you lock it up? And he didn't force DKJR to save DK! DKJR chose to. - DCfnafV 2 Comments
The game brutal Mario has Mario killing everyone! Why did he forgot to kill yoshi!
Again the player makes Mario do this. - nintendofan126
This is the player's choice. Plus Brutal Mario is a fan game. - DCfnaf
Mario: Oh hi-a, friend! It's nice to see you! Now, DIE!
Me: You traitorous swine! >:(
He doesn't let her! And if that's true, Luigi and the Toads do this also. - DCfnaf
What I like peach
Mabey she wants to be with him
That’s because if he got near Bowser then he would die! The reptile has fire breath idiots! And what if he’s not near the castle in time? Do you expect him to magically be there? No!V 4 Comments
Actually, if Mario gets 100 coins, he gets an extra life. Plus, they're a theory that Wario is just a crazed Mario fan.
If they were related, just being relatives doesn't mean you're both greedy! These reasons stink!
They're not related! There's no evidence! - DCfnaf
No Wario and Mario are arch-rivals, not relatives! - PaperMarioFanV 3 Comments
Mario needs to get used to being in Archie Comics spin-offs.
Actually, he only has two girlfriends: Peach and Pauline. Daisy is Luigi's girlfriend, Rosalina doesn't have a boyfriend, and nobody else has a boyfriend.
He's had as many girlfriends and TRUMP HAS WIVES
He only has 2 girlfriends...
Pauline (former) and Peach (current) - PaperMarioFan
Wow. This evidence is so great. It's not like EVERY OTHER CHARACTER DOES IT TOO - DCfnaf
So does everyone else.
All the characters in Mario kart do this. - nintendofan126
All characters do this too... - VideoGamefan5V 5 Comments
He is a serial killer because in the original Super Mario Bros. Game, it was written in the manual that Toads were trapped and transformed into brick blocks. You know what this mean? It means that every time Mario destroys bricks with his fist, one toad is killed. So yes, Mario is a serial killer. You probably got that from Nicobbq's video on YouTube "Mario is NOT a hero! "
I wouldn't say he's a serial killer, because he probably doesn't know that those bricks are actually toads. A serial killer would know that they were killing people.
Mario never killed anybody. - PaperMarioFan
Why isn't this #1? you think being mean to Luigi is worse than murder?
Why do you play Mario games if you hate Mario? He never killed anyone. - DCfnaf
The person playing the game makes Mario do this. - nintendofan126
Who killed Yoshi and the baby penguin? YOU!
That's because they CHOSE to do that... - Garythesnail
The player does this not Mario - PaperMarioFanV 5 Comments
Daisy deserve way more than Mario
Who cares? I think the Daisy Fans are just angry! - DCfnaf
Or maybe Daisy broke Mario's heart and fell in love with Luigi! NO EVIDENCE IS PROVIDED HERE. Man I was a jerk half a year ago! Why don't they post the dates for these comments? - DCfnaf
He didn't... My Shadow you people have no legitimate reasons!
No he never did Daisy is Luigi's girlfriend - PaperMarioFanV 2 Comments
Bowser isn't cruel he just wants attention and I said a good father. Mario isn't cruel either.
Because they're villains.
Because they are cruel to him.
They are BOSSES dumbass! - GametheorysucksV 4 Comments
I love Mario games released in the late 20th century, especially Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario World series, the Super Mario Land trilogy and Super Mario 64 (one of the best games ever besides the Metal Gear franchise, Pac-Man World 1 for the PS1, Donkey Kong Country SNES games/Donkey Kong: Jungle Climber and etc...).
And Mario is my favorite mascot (Archie Andrews and Barbie being my least favorite mascots, even worse than Modern Sonic and Bubsy) who is a villain?! I know that, he should respect animals!
In the old games he was doing it
He didn't kill any character. - DCfnaf
He didn’t kill any character! - GametheorysucksV 3 Comments
If only there was an alternate universe where Daisy flew down in another hot air balloon and took Luigi with her :(
Uh...NO! Luigi closed the door for them and the balloon floats away! Wasn't Mario's fault or Peach's! - DCfnaf
Actually I agree with this one because Luigi was reaching to get in but they fly away
This reason is the most retarded reason ever. Luigi closed the door for them! It’s not Mario or Peach’s fault! Also how does that make him not a hero? - GametheorysucksV 4 Comments
He is from Your Favorite Martian. He should be the guitarist, not the drummer of YFM!V 1 Comment
Idiot can't you play as wario luigi and yoshi jeez jerk
THAT'S BECAUSE Bowser DOESN'T WANT ANYONE ELSE TO FIGHT HIM! - DCfnaf
If you touch one you die
Nope they are technically enemies - Gametheorysucks
How is that the cheep cheep's fault?
In Super Mario 3D Land after reaching World 7 one of the enemies shown chasing Peach is a Cheep Cheep so they are evil
1.) the animals are enemies so he has no choice
2.) How the hell was mario supposed to know about the toads in bricks?
3.) The player makes Mario do the actions. - Gametheorysucks
How does this not make him a hero? - nintendofan126
Oh gosh! Not speeding tickets! - TwilightKitsune
And thank you Nintendo fan
That’s The PLAYER who does that! - GametheorysucksV 5 Comments
Nope - Gametheorysucks
What the hell people, I've never seen him rape peach, this list is
He is the meanest guy on earth
Who sed Mario is stupid?
Mean and stupid? I've never seen Mario been meen and stupid oh wait I've seen so many Times being mean and stupid IN FANMADE VIDEOS!
Game Theory has too many fanboys! There's a difference between fan and fanboy:
Fan - Someone who likes a person or character and understands if people don't like them (ex. Wario is my favorite Mario Character, but I do know people will not agree because he's fat and greedy)
Fanboy - Someone who is obsessed with a person or character and doesn't seem to understand there are issues (ex. People don't understand that "Mario is Mental" is a joke video because it was made by Game Theory) - DCfnaf
Seriously, guys, game theories doesn't know everything! Jumpman is not Mario's father! And Pauline is not Mario's mother!
It is actually highly likely. However I don't think that Mario ends up dating Daisy. - DCfnaf
Jump man is Mario's dad that mean he didn't attack DK + that means that girl from DK was his mother,that's mean in Mario vs DK he was save he's mother from DKV 1 Comment
How? Wario acts the way he does BECAUSE HE WAS NOT GIVEN A PROPER HOME. - DCfnaf
Wario and Waluigi are evil, they try to do rude things to the good guys! God these reasons are stupid and make no sense
Mario used to bully wario as a child - Dvafan2
He does. Its total madness! Luigi and everyone should be mad at Mario and take revenge by bringing him on an adventure and not give Mario any credit!
He’s the main character, the leader! And whenever the person that got rescued or got help from the Mario group, they always go to Mario! Geez people pay attention to the games!
I'm pretty sure that luigi is understand that Mario just read his diary for good reasons
Just an invasion of privacy. How come no one thinks of this one? - Mamaluigi22
Best Paper Mario Games
Top 1. Super Paper Mario (10/10)
Top 2. Paper Mario (9.5/10)
Top 3. Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door (9/10)
Top 4. Paper Mario: Sticker Star (4/10)
I'd put Thousand Year Door over Regular Paper Mario but it's your List! - DCfnafV 1 Comment
With the Monster books?! REALLY?!
How does that make him evil? Idiot. - GamingGoku757
1.he needs to go their because their are stars their,and you need stars to save peach,2.he saves luigi their also - Nateawesomeness
1. You could play as Yoshi.
2. Mario needs to rescue Luigi. - DCfnaf
When and how? - VideoGamefan5
When has he ever said or laughed at a potty joke? Idiot
Why he steals coins
Does anyone remember Mario Bros.? The arcade game? They did plumbing in Superstar Saga, too. - Garythesnail
LOL good one but how about he dumped itching powder in luigi's trousers
Luigi doesn't do it either. - nintendofan126
Mario and his brother do theas thing for wemon
I love it when he do this!
Idiot so what Mario also invites his enemies Bowser jr Bowser iggy wendy donkey kong wario lemmy and others what an idiot so what so you can play as them jeez
He also invites his own enemies, Wario and Bowser. - Garythesnail
So being nice is evil now? Logic my friends - GametheorysucksV 2 Comments
The Wiggler in Sunshine was preventing the legendary sand bird from hatching. The Wiggler in 64 got angry at Mario and TRIED TO KILL HIM. - DCfnaf
You know what touch one as small Mario and see what happens idiot even when there happy
Wigglers hurt him.
Mario is stupid on purpose - TopLucasV 1 Comment
Let's fast forward to Bowser's Inside Story. In that game, there's an optional fight with 3 Shroobs. After it, Starlow insults Luigi and calls him a crybaby, and Mario tells her Luigi was brave and heroic. - Garythesnail
Not a good reason
One example please. - DCfnaf
But he invites MOST OF THEM.
E. Gadd is more of a Luigi character.
Toadsworth is playable in Super Mario Sluggers.
Starlow is an RPG character and is a jerk to Luigi. - DCfnaf
How is this his fault? - DCfnaf
NEITHER DO LUIGI OR WARIO - DCfnaf
Luigi does this too, but I do agree it was sad. - DCfnaf
In order to get a star, you idiots.
What if you don't play with a second player? - DCfnaf
Because Donkey Kong tried to kill him. - DCfnaf
Everyone else in Smash Bros spams their powers too.
Not a good reason
Idoit that is gameplay its Super smash bros and every smash bros character hurts others too
Top 10 reasons why every smash bros character is not a hero
Jeez this list sucks
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3. He steals all the coins in the Mushroom Kingdom
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