Top 10 Reasons Why School Assemblies/ Convocations Suck

School Assemblies or as some prefer conovcations are garbage. Most of the time a hour or more of your life is wasted on a cliche petty lecture that's predictable.

The Top Ten

1 Assemblies in general are horrible to sit through

You sit through a hour of someone talking all for nothing.

2 Nothing about the assembly in general is interesting or exciting

Unless you count being bored and not caring for nearly a hour interesting...

3 It's a waste of funding

Why waste money on a mediocre assembly when you can fund it for something better like a field trip?

4 Assemblies don't make you learn anything new or interesting

I think this explains itself.

... you don't need funding for an assembly

you just need a place to assemble, and if that's not already in the school, then you're taking a field trip nonetheless. - ProPanda

5 The entire time you're there you'll be waiting for it to end

Which trust me will take a while...

6 It's loud and obnoxious

Especially from girls or boy that shout so loud that it can hurt your ears.

7 The guest speakers they have drag on and on

Essentially most guest speakers talk for like thirty minutes and repeat themselves a lot.

8 The most predictable lecture you can think of is spoken at the assembly

Regardless of the topic the most predictable lecture is very common at assemblies.

9 They're boring

I actually fell asleep during some of them when I was in high school

So damn boring that looking a wall would be more interesting.

10 Too much time is wasted

Time that could've been spent better.

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