Top 10 Reasons Why School Assemblies/ Convocations Suck

School Assemblies or as some prefer conovcations are garbage. Most of the time a hour or more of your life is wasted on a cliche petty lecture that's predictable.

The Top Ten

1 Assemblies in general are horrible to sit through

You sit through a hour of someone talking all for nothing. - BoredJeff02

2 Nothing about the assembly in general is interesting or exciting

Unless you count being bored and not caring for nearly a hour interesting... - BoredJeff02

3 It's a waste of funding

Why waste money on a mediocre assembly when you can fund it for something better like a field trip? - BoredJeff02

4 Assemblies don't make you learn anything new or interesting

I think this explains itself. - BoredJeff02

... you don't need funding for an assembly

you just need a place to assemble, and if that's not already in the school, then you're taking a field trip nonetheless. - ProPanda

5 The entire time you're there you'll be waiting for it to end

Which trust me will take a while... - BoredJeff02

6 It's loud and obnoxious

Especially from girls or boy that shout so loud that it can hurt your ears. - BoredJeff02

7 The guest speakers they have drag on and on

Essentially most guest speakers talk for like thirty minutes and repeat themselves a lot. - BoredJeff02

8 The most predictable lecture you can think of is spoken at the assembly

Regardless of the topic the most predictable lecture is very common at assemblies. - BoredJeff02

9 They're boring

So damn boring that looking a wall would be more interesting. - BoredJeff02

10 Too much time is wasted

Time that could've been spent better. - BoredJeff02

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