Top 10 Weirdest Times or Places to Masturbate

The Top Ten
In Class

Whoever would try to masturbate in class is stupid. You will obviously get caught.

I wonder how long you would get detention?

What kind of sane person would do that?!

During a Funeral

if it's not someone you cared about, then go for it I mean there died, so what are they going to say about it, just don't let anyone see you doing it.

In a Daycare Center

There are a few daycare centers that people run out of their own house. After it closes, this will be perfectly fine.

However, if one or no conditions are met, you will probably receive a ton of fines.

Surprisingly, I did it when I was little in daycare, and the staff just laughed, although I did not understand why.

The children would be scarred for life.

In Front of Your Parents

Wow, what an appropriate place...

At the Park

An old dude did that in a town near mine.

He is now in jail.

On Britain's Got Talent

For some reason, America's Got Talent can accept that kind of thing.

I'm not from Britain but I can do it on Australia's Got Talent.

The scary thing is, it sounds feasible.

During a Play

Unless if you're playing a role where the character has to masterbuate.

At a Wedding
During a Skype Chat
In Front of Your Sibling

The Newcomers

? In an Elevator
? In a Children's Hospital
The Contenders
In the Car
In an Airplane
In Church
In a Job Interview

Same thang as class. I don't know because I haven't finished school yet. I'm in 9th Grade.

You won't get the job, unless it's as a porn star.

I think you'd get fired. Not sure.

On a Date

I've been on a lot of dates. I tried masturbating once with someone and she dumped me. don't DO IT!

On Doctor Phil
In a Swimming Pool
While Getting a Haircut
On the Hockey Rink
On a Tightrope
In the Bathroom at School

People in my school have done this. A lot.

On a Roller Coaster

It would ease my phobia of roller coasters, but I still wouldn't do it

At the Movie Theater

It's actually common to find wet seats in certain theaters. The back of some seats can also we wet...

I don't masturbate, but it would only be reasonable if the movie was Shrek.

In a Police Car

Good idea! Let me try that next time!

When on a Computer at Your House Watching Sex Videos

This is obvious that people mostly do this while watching porn.

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