Top 10 Weirdest Times or Places to Masturbate

The Top Ten
1 In Class

Whoever would try to masturbate in class is stupid. You will obviously get caught.

I wonder how long you would get detention?

What kind of sane person would do that?!

They have kids there. They'll see it!

2 During a Funeral

if it's not someone you cared about, then go for it I mean there died, so what are they going to say about it, just don't let anyone see you doing it.

3 In a Daycare Center

There are a few daycare centers that people run out of their own house. After it closes, this will be perfectly fine.

However, if one or no conditions are met, you will probably receive a ton of fines.

Surprisingly, I did it when I was little in daycare, and the staff just laughed, although I did not understand why.

The children would be scarred for life.

What sick human being would do that.

4 In Front of Your Parents

Wow, what an appropriate place...

That would be awkward

They'll love it...

5 At the Park

An old dude did that in a town near mine.

He is now in jail.

Oh no not the babies !

6 On Britain's Got Talent

For some reason, America's Got Talent can accept that kind of thing.

I'm not from Britain but I can do it on Australia's Got Talent.

The scary thing is, it sounds feasible.

It's a no from me

7 During a Play

Unless if you're playing a role where the character has to masterbuate.

8 At a Wedding
9 During a Skype Chat
10 In Front of Your Sibling
The Contenders
11 In the Car
12 In an Airplane
13 In Church

Be ready to get in trouble.

14 In a Job Interview

Same thang as class. I don't know because I haven't finished school yet. I'm in 9th Grade.

You won't get the job, unless it's as a porn star.

I think you'd get fired. Not sure.

15 On a Date

I've been on a lot of dates. I tried masturbating once with someone and she dumped me. don't DO IT!

16 On Doctor Phil
17 In a Swimming Pool
18 While Getting a Haircut
19 On the Hockey Rink
20 On a Tightrope
21 In the Bathroom at School

People in my school have done this. A lot.

My boyfriend does this..

22 On a Roller Coaster

It would ease my phobia of roller coasters, but I still wouldn't do it

23 At the Movie Theater

It's actually common to find wet seats in certain theaters. The back of some seats can also we wet...

I don't masturbate, but it would only be reasonable if the movie was Shrek.

24 In a Police Car

Good idea! Let me try that next time!

25 When on a Computer at Your House Watching Sex Videos

This is obvious that people mostly do this while watching porn.

Doesn't everybody do that?

It's normal to do that.

I do that though

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