Top 10 Weirdest Times or Places to Masturbate
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In Class
Whoever would try to masturbate in class is stupid. You will obviously get caught.
I wonder how long you would get detention?
What kind of sane person would do that?!
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During a Funeral
if it's not someone you cared about, then go for it I mean there died, so what are they going to say about it, just don't let anyone see you doing it.
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In a Daycare Center
There are a few daycare centers that people run out of their own house. After it closes, this will be perfectly fine.
However, if one or no conditions are met, you will probably receive a ton of fines.
Surprisingly, I did it when I was little in daycare, and the staff just laughed, although I did not understand why.
The children would be scarred for life.
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In Front of Your Parents
Wow, what an appropriate place...
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At the Park
An old dude did that in a town near mine.
He is now in jail.
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On Britain's Got Talent
For some reason, America's Got Talent can accept that kind of thing.
I'm not from Britain but I can do it on Australia's Got Talent.
The scary thing is, it sounds feasible.
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During a Play
Unless if you're playing a role where the character has to masterbuate.
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At a Wedding
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During a Skype Chat
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In Front of Your Sibling
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In an Elevator
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In a Children's Hospital
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In the Car
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In an Airplane
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In Church
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In a Job Interview
Same thang as class. I don't know because I haven't finished school yet. I'm in 9th Grade.
You won't get the job, unless it's as a porn star.
I think you'd get fired. Not sure.
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On a Date
I've been on a lot of dates. I tried masturbating once with someone and she dumped me. don't DO IT!
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On Doctor Phil
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In a Swimming Pool
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While Getting a Haircut
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On the Hockey Rink
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On a Tightrope
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In the Bathroom at School
People in my school have done this. A lot.
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On a Roller Coaster
It would ease my phobia of roller coasters, but I still wouldn't do it
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At the Movie Theater
It's actually common to find wet seats in certain theaters. The back of some seats can also we wet...
I don't masturbate, but it would only be reasonable if the movie was Shrek.
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In a Police Car
Good idea! Let me try that next time!
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When on a Computer at Your House Watching Sex Videos
This is obvious that people mostly do this while watching porn.