Top Ten Weirdest Times or Places to Masturbate
Whoever would try to masturbate in class is stupid. You will obviously get caught.
I wonder how long you would get detention?
What kind of sane person would do that?!
They have kids there. They'll see it!
And here lies common sense, he was a useless fudge hindering oir knowledge and anyway let us masturbate his grave to see how many Nobel Peace Prize I can get
if it's not someone you cared about, then go for it I mean there died, so what are they going to say about it, just don't let anyone see you doing it.
There are a few daycare centers that people run out of their own house. After it closes, this will be perfectly fine.
However, if one or no conditions are met, you will probably receive a ton of fines.
The children would be scarred for life.
What sick human being would do that.
You'll blind the poor children.
Wow, what an appropriate place...
Why the F would anybody do that.
That would be awkward
They'll love it...
An old dude did that in a town near mine.
He is now in jail.
For some reason, America's Got Talent can accept that kind of thing.
I'm not from Britain but I can do it on Australia's Got Talent.
The scary thing is, it sounds feasible.
It's a no from me
Good idea! Let me try that next time!
I wonder what the cop(s) would do...
Unless if you're playing a role where the character has to masterbuate.
It's actually common to find wet seats in certain theaters. The back of some seats can also we wet...
I don't masturbate, but it would only be reasonable if the movie was Shrek.
When during a sex scene, be free to moan all you want for the most chances to m0an out load during the movie I recommend 50 shades of grey
Guy: you may kiss the bride
Groom: *kisses bride*
Me: oh fk yea *beats meat*
Groom: whachu doing fam?!
The only place you'll have any privacy is where you're most likely to be sucked out.
Be ready to get in trouble.
Same thang as class. I don't know because I haven't finished school yet. I'm in 9th Grade.
You won't get the job, unless it's as a porn star.
I think you'd get fired. Not sure.
I've been on a lot of dates. I tried masturbating once with someone and she dumped me. don't DO IT!
People in my school have done this. A lot.
My boyfriend does this..
This is obvious that people mostly do this while watching porn.
Doesn't everybody do that?
It's normal to do that.
I do that though