Top 10 Things Kids Can Get Away with that Adults Can't

The Top Ten
1 Throwing tantrums

MDbs is a racist waste of oxygen who belongs in a human zoo with Chris Chan.

Because that's a kid thing, not an adult thing.

2 Trick or treating
3 Playing in a playground
4 Running lemonade stands
5 Having meals prepared
6 Sleeping wherever they want
7 Spitting out food

Gross in any context.

8 Being naked in public

Yet some recent 26 year old Disneyland visitor apparently seems to think otherwise.

Only John Cena can get away with this.

9 Believing in fantasy

Only small children have an excuse to believe in some imaginary sky person who disapproves of gay marriage and frowns upon abortion.

Especially if it's stuff like Jewish space lasers.

10 Bullying other people
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11 Saying whatever they want

How do I begin to say... there is not a shred of truth to this what do ever. If anything, adults have more freedom to say what they want than children do. Parents get to control every word that comes out of there kid's mouth, and even worse, they are legally allowed to beat them if they say something there parents disagree with. So your allowed to put your hands on a kid, but not on another adult. Disgraceful. But that's a conversation for another day. My point is, I totally do not agree with this

12 Asking endless questions
13 Not knowing basic skills
14 Laughing at farts
15 Riding kiddie rides

Try getting on one of those Dumbo-type rides at Busch Gardens as an adult and you'll see what I mean.

16 Reading picture books
17 Hiding in the ball pit
18 Shrieking in public
19 Playing insentitive games

Cowboys and Indians is a good example of this.

20 Playing kids games
21 Saying things that don't make sense
22 Interrupting conversation
23 Playing stupid sports
24 Thinking everything is a big deal
25 Watching kid shows

Most kids shows (cartoons at the very least) are better than adult shows honestly. Nothing's wrong with watching kid shows.

Preschool shows, yes.

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