Friendly Joking Insults for TheTopTens Community
The Top Ten
1 Go back to Ranker.com, noob.
I secretly go there sometimes...
2 I'm gonna make a top 10 list of your worst top 10 lists.
I think I might do this for myself.
3 You're the idiot who mentions BritGirl just for the sake of mentioning BritGirl.
This would be a good insult.
4 I've seen your lists. You need to learn how to count.
Why, because I have more than you?
Just kidding, I probably have 1 list compared to you.
5 Buzzfeed makes better lists than you.
I don't want to talk about this.
6 Your comments are about as interesting as our choices in profile pictures.
Says the guy without a profile pic.
7 You will never be like Pug. You are a chihuahua.
The dog that I most identify with is the King Charles Spaniel. Lively and crazy, with a keen mind and a heart of gold. To call me a pug, though I like pugs, is insulting.
Unless you like chihuahuas. Because in that case, carry on.
More specifically, a stoned Chihuahua.
For the love of God, don't be like Pug!
8 You never finish the lists you start!
9 You are so lame, like a Lemon
Lemons are an underrated fruit, but not as understated as the gooseberry.
10 You are the PositronWildhawk Bit$h!
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