Worst Mario Kart 7 Characters
Why do you all people hate my favorite character? The new characters in Mario Kart 7 suck? SUCK?! Really, people. Lakitu has the best acceleration and Metal Mario and the massive insects are speedy. I would never and I mean NEVER fire the staff member who made Honey Queen. And hello, whoever said that nobody likes her, picks her, and knows who she is, you people are a worthless piece of crap.
Why do you want any RPG character like Fawful in the game instead of Honey Queen? What the heck is wrong with you people? Fawful is a briny stink blob when Honey Queen is royalty. Fawful is exploitive while Honey Queen is authentic. Fawful is a mean guffaw while Honey Queen is kind and cute. Fawful is a jerk while Honey Queen is a great hero. I would love to say some characters that shouldn't be on this list: Honey Queen, Metal Mario, Wiggler, Lakitu, Daisy, Yoshi, Mario, Shy Guy, Rosalina. They are not horrible! They are awesome!
About 3/4 of players I meet online use this idiot. It's because he has the high speed and weight stats but his kart is almost unnoticeably smaller than other "classic" heavyweights who actually deserve to be in the game, like Bowser and Wario. To get technical, the ever-so-slightly smaller hitboxes are a negligible difference that may only come in play if dodging a banana or green shell, where even then it hardly makes a difference. I would rather pick my favorite character over a character who has the slightest of advantages but is annoying and completely unnecessary. It blows my mind to this day why Nintendo chose this random Mario recolor over MKW favorites who actually deserve a character slot such as Funky Kong, Dry Bowser, King Boo and my favorite character of all, WALUIGII! Metal Mario is an eyesore on the road and a serious sign of Nintendo running on fumes with character ideas. 7 is a great game with awesome courses and gameplay, but the character roster is just lazy; only ...more
This dude just gets on my dang nerve to the extremely danger zone. I bet here are the people who planned MK7.
Assistant 1: Wouldn't it be so cool if we made a character that was from a previous power up.
Assistant 2: That would be EPIC. Imagine how much people would be happy!
Well to me, more like unhappy. Besides Metal Mario took good characters that were in previous games. And last thing: Metal Mario had WAY, I mean WAY too much combos to make him good.
Metal Mario is a lazy addition. Literally, they recolored Mario, changed the voice and slapped the term "character" on it and send it to the prints.
He so bad he makes the other characters seem REALISTIC... And that is saying something with this series.
There were so many better/more original characters too! Ex: Toadette, King Boo, Petey Pirhana, Birdo, Funky Kong etc.
The most unoriginal addition to the character roster. The Honey Queen may be bad, but Metal Mario is just lazy. Whenever I think about who replaced Waluigi, (a much more relevant character in the franchise) I always choose to blame Metal Mario.
The Mii has an U-G-L-Y voice! The Mii's voice sucks in Mario Kart and New Super Mario bros. U! The Mii is cool in Super Smash bros. for Wii U because it has NO voice AT ALL! From now on, the Mii should never have a voice again, unless it actually has a believable, realistic voice!
If you could change the voice, like in Wii which was by height, I'd be alright
I like playing as my Mii, but I'm not a big fan of the Mii's voice.
Why does the mii's voice have to be so annoying
Why does he have to be in the race if he doesn't even deserve to be? I haven't really played Mario Kart 7, but I bet this guy sucks at racing. Hey, Lakitu! Get out of the race track, and go back to picking people up from off the track because you suck!
Lakitu, stop racing and change your shell color back to green and do your regular job, please?
That is impossible for Lakitu to have 2 simultaneous roles as a racer and a coach.
Lakitu is the important character in Mario kart.
Daisy debuted in Super Mario Land in 1989, after few other appearances she disappeared for nine years until she was brought back in Mario Tennis (2000).
Daisy is known for being a tomboy especially compared to Princess Peach and Rosalina and... read more
Yep, she is overall a rival with her self-proclaimed boyfriend Waluigi, & thus in this game her rivalry with her own real boyfriend Luigi who is presumably a little bit shorter than Princess Daisy started. Who knew that?!
Daisy is the worst thing ever put on Mario kart 7. Her voice is so annoying. Every time that redheaded idiot opens her mouth, I want to jump into the 3DS XL and strangle that son of a gun
Daisy's loud voice makes me want to jump into the 3ds and remove her. I don't have a 3ds or MK7 but if I do, Daisy needs to shut up!
Blooper is pretty cool in Mario Party 8, but he is the most useless Mario Kart item
Why is this idiot in this list
I like Luigi, but in this game, his voice is honestly really annoying. All the loud "Woahahoaohh" sounds whenever he hits a speed boost or something. That being said, Luigi is still a good character.
Hey, I know his death stare is scary, but you don't have to hate on the guy. #luigilivesmatter
Princess Peach is a bad, overly cowardly girl who has unfortunately appeared in the most video games out of all other female video game characters in gaming history although she only appeared in about 80 games. Let Daisy & Rosalina take the spotlight. Princess Peach has no reason to have such a silly, overrated hairstyle which looks better on Sonic the Hedgehog.
Princess stinks b/c like every game she gets kidnaped by browser and Mario and luigi has to save princess peach
She is the worst the bad side of daisy has no skill at all you get in last place all the time
Such a stupid character always hogging up the best characters spot (same goes to daisy)
He's too light and is constantly knocked off. He also sounds like a baby. Even the mii sounds better, if you ask me
He is not as retarded as Mario, but he still sounds like a baby! I can't believe my brother likes that guy!
This mushroom brat always scream like a two year old as if he's gone wild. he should be in.. Perhaps #2? Dunno. but he's sure ANNOYING
Toad is the seventh worst Mario Kart character of all time! I hate him, he is a coward!
There's got to be a better clone of him out there. They should replace him with the red one. The green one sucks.
Koopa does suck. It's no wonder Mario Kart DS was better, because they completely replaced Koopa with my main Dry Bones.
Koopa is awesome, he's my main and his voice doesn't stink (a major problem with the characters in MK7)
Koopa doesn't suck! He's cute
If you are Koopa Troopa and are really good, it will always be Shy Guy that aims for you in anything. Mario Kart 7 wasn't that well made in my opinion. Based on which character you choose, a certain other character will always be 2nd. It's still too easy though.
Uh, you guys were complaining about Shy Guy not being in Mario Kart Wii, now you're complaining about him being in Mario Kart 7?
Shy guy, so unstoppable and important character in any kart series. You can use him in the cloud 9 to unlock any gold parts.
He must replace metal characters, babies, and koopalings, and he must open the door for the Kong Country characters.
I want Paratroopa too instead of her too! This guy is way more badass than Rosalina. He has got angle wing on his shell, he has got more talent, he has got more you know pizazz. He's the spirit of red Koopa Troopa for crying out loud
She's so annoying. She acts like she's the best. Ok, you were THE BOSS in Mario Kart Wii, but that was then. Plus she replaced Waluigi, I mean Waluigi is always after Wario and Daisy, but now we get teal Peach.
I hate Rosalina so much! In any game she is bad! Rosalina should stay in outer space instead of racing! They could've added some worthy character like Waluigi or Toadette!
Rosalina is taking out chances of good Mario Kart Characters to come in. I want Bowser Jr. , Diddy, Paratroopa, Kamek, Hammer Bros, Dry Bones, or Toadette in it instead of her!
King Bowser is much better than the bossy, super-annoying & very overrated Princess Peach, one of his arch-rivals!
King Bowser vs. Knuckles the Echidna
King Bowser's voice actor: David Holt.
Knuckles the Echidna's voice actor: Ray William Johnson.
Princess Peach is destined for greatness, but she doesn't care to prosper on anything.
UGH...
When anyone makes a comment about Bowser, it's always weight or douchebaggery.
First off, he's slower, he's heavier, deal with it. He can knock people off easier, that's why he seems 'evil. ' His design is based on knocking you off the stage! Seriously, play as Bowser, knock Mario into lava, smile.
There's got to be a better clone of him out there. They should substitute him with the bony one. The regular one sucks!
What the heck! I use Bowser for Time trials. He's fast for crying out loud!
He wasn't replaced by Diddy Kong during the Vancouver 2010 Olympic Games!
He shouldn't have a relationship w/ male power-based Olympic athletes from the Sonic franchise.
Hey idiots, stop defending this guy just because he is "adorable"! He is not adorable, and he is OVERRATED AS HELL! He's ALWAYS the person to be put in the top Mario Kart characters! Stop being so butthurt about a little VIDEO GAME CHARACTER! THIS GENERATION IS messED UP!
Had no reason whatsoever to be in Mario Kart 7, and my favorite Mario Kart game is Super Mario Kart tying with Mario Kart 64 and Mario Kart: Super Circuit and even the Mario Kart Arcade GP series.
Okay, you can all stop raging because a Yoshi stole your place and made you fall behind. Seriously, who doesn't want to hug this cute thing?
Come on, cut him some slack. It's gotta be pretty damn hard to drive with his nose, even though he's way better at it than any of you could be. #YoshiLivesMatter
He might be the main character, but that little italian weirdo scars any child for life! I mean just look at that 'stach!
Mario needed to make a cameo in Kirby: Squeak Squad & Kirby: Mass Atack & even the Legend of Zelda games on the 3DS.
Lakitu needs to show how masculine he is in Erwin's Stronghold.
Mario is good! He's not bad!
HE WASTED AN UNLOCKABLE CHARACTER SPOT! HOW CAN YOU NOT GO "Ooh, yay! I unlocked a fat man who likes garlic and just replaced WAHluigi" Man Nintendo, he shoulda been default
Wario was an unlockable character because Nintendo couldn't stand his kart farts in Mario Kart Wii.
He has a sweet drink addictive! He is #3, not Honey Queen Bee!
Kamek must take his place. Wario is a grand pain.
He is the only character who gets hacked off and turns red whenever he gets hit by any weapon or enemy. Arms never touch the kart. Rather king boo/dry bones/waluigi instead of him.
A giant worm that looks constipated when he gets hit by anything, with a little flower on his head. I don't get how he can drive(or have gotten a driving license) along with most other characters.
I can't use him in Mario Kart 7 because his four arms flail about as he drives and his ridiculous height blocks my view of the road. And he an obstacle... Not a character!
Aww! Not nice! Wiggler is a good character! If Koopa Troopa, Dry Bones, and Shy Guy all being enemies can go karting, why can't Wiggler? Wiggler is never in the spotlight so much. Give him a break!