Top 10 Worst WWE Finishers
Some finishers make you jump out of your seat. These make you roll your eyes so hard you can see into next week.
You're here because you've seen it. That one move that's supposed to end a match but looks like something your little cousin would try in a pillow fight. Maybe it's the setup that takes three business days. Maybe it's the "devastating blow" that wouldn't knock over a stack of Jell-O. Maybe it's the way the crowd goes quiet because nobody actually believes that was the finish.
This list is where those finishers get called out. Vote for the ones that make you groan. The ones that made you yell at your screen. The ones where even the announcers sound like they're pretending.
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Cobra - Santino Marella
This wimpy finisher is way easier to kick out of. I mean, that ain't gonna stop me!
How could this possibly hurt anyway? Anything would hurt more than this.
Sucks so bad. Easily the worst finisher of all time. Poke to the forehead? You're supposed to be out cold when people can kick out of the Tombstone? Really?
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Roll-Up Pin - Eva Marie
Oh my god, seriously WWE? Eva Marie has all this talent, and then you go and make her finisher a roll-up pin. Definitely could have done better.
Anyone could do this in a match!
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Leg Drop - Hulk Hogan
It's just a leg drop! Big deal! Out of all his moves, a stupid leg drop is his finisher? Sure, people can kick out of a DDT, but they can't kick out of a leg drop? Seriously!?
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Glorious DDT - Bobby Roode
It's a normal DDT, but he says glorious before it, so his opponent always knows it's coming.
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Khali Chop - The Great Khali
TERRIBLE! I mean, WWE could have done something better than a chop. Just look at the size of this man.
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Rear View - Naomi
You just hit them with a butt. Seriously.
All she does is hit people with her massive ass. But her entrance theme song FIRE.
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You're Welcome - Damien Sandow
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DDT - Jake Roberts
The DDT is an awesome move, my favorite wrestling move. But I wouldn't have it as my finisher if I were a wrestler.
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Last Ride - The Undertaker
Just a high powerbomb. No. 4 would hurt more.
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Rack Attack - Nikki Bella
All it is is just putting someone on her back and dropping to her knees. I mean, come on! I could do that! It also caused her some serious neck problems.
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Kelly Kick - Kelly Kelly
Kelly Kelly really couldn't wrestle. She was just there to be eye candy.
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Sister Abigail - Bray Wyatt
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Trip to the Batcave - Bastion Booger
What the hell? Is this even a real move?!? If not, whoever made this deserves a cookie.
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Samoan Spike - Umaga
Too dangerous to use in the WWE because of that thumb to the throat. Somebody will have their windpipe crushed and will be coughing up blood. They will be put in the hospital.
This move does not look like it hurts at all. A thumb to the throat, really?
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RKO - Randy Orton
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The Worm - Scotty 2 Hotty
How? Just how did this not make the top 10? Even the Last Ride made the top ten, but the Worm didn't. The Last Ride is in the top 10 best finishing moves in my opinion.
The Worm is super extremely extra awful. You have to hop four times, do some stupid worm dance thing, then do some stupid worm taunt with your arms. Then comes the move, which is just a chop.
The Worm is the worst finisher because it takes too long. You have to hop 4 times and taunt DX style multiple times. But that's not only why it's bad.
After all the hopping and DX chopping, he ends the move with a chop. When I see the move, it looks like he's using the tipity-top of his fingers.
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Attitude Adjustment/FU - John Cena
This is the worst move of WWE! Deserves to be at rank 1!
I think it's not hurting too much...
Lame standing fireman's carry takedown. It looks bad, and it's a lame move.
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KO Punch - Big Show
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Superfly Splash - Jimmy Snuka
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Rough Ryder - Zack Ryder
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Gutwrench Powerbomb - Jack Swagger
His finisher sucks because he can't even lift a light-weight Alex Riley up! It's like he's smelling his butt for no reason! Gross!
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Batista Bomb - Batista
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People's Elbow - The Rock
Worst finisher ever, just an elbow drop.
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Lie Detector - R-Truth
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Future Shock DDT - Drew McIntyre
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Skull Crushing Finale - The Miz
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Bodyslam - Hulk Hogan