Top Ten Absurd Things to Get On Halloween Instead of Candy


The Top Ten

1 A Rock

Poor Charlie Brown

Billy from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy did get a rock for Halloween instead of candy in one episode, though. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

2 Drugs

Who would ever do that!? - 170253

And you go psycho - Neonco31

If I got this I would call the cops outside the house where it came from and show the cops everything they need to know C:

Mwa ha ha ha... - jmepa1234

3 Illegal Fireworks

Their legal in my state:),maybe I can invite chaotix and positron wildhawk to the party,because they also live in my state - Nateawesomeness

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4 SpongeBob SpongeBob

If it's a SpongeBob-themed candy such as a gummy Krabby Patty, I wouldn't mind getting it on Halloween. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

It says bizarre things you get on halloween and this says spongebob, so you will actually literally get spongebob - AnonymousDude

5 Dynamite

That is, unless it's a candy brand named Dynamite, though it would still be absurd to receive dynamite on Halloween. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

There is a candy brand named Dynamite - Neonco31

6 Marriage Proposal Marriage Proposal

Lol - Neonco31

7 A Gun

There was a kid who showed up at my house who had a little golden toy gun in his trick-or-treating bucket. Wow, I don't know what kinds of stuff people give out on Halloween these days. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

And shoot the guy - Neonco31

8 A Secret Government Project

Now I'm curious… - Cesium

9 A Tiny Alien

When u mom come home and make eth spagheti

10 Toothbrush

We've all had that one obnoxious neighbor. - Rapsody

The Contenders

11 This List

We got this list four days too early. - PositronWildhawk

You're on the Halloween list - Neonco31

12 A Miley Cyrus Statue
13 A Lamborghini

Who can afford to give that out? That is not in the upper upper class, but still if they are that rich... anyways it would be cool. - Lucretia

I'm rich! - Neonco31

I would actually want this, since the lamorghini is one of my favorite and on eof the best looking cars. - AnimeDrawer

14 A Venomous Reptile

A venomous reptile egg might be equally cool, since it could hatch and they would not know it... - Lucretia

15 Dora Figure

Whoever came up with this one is funny

Heck no! - SamuiNeko

No! - Neonco31

No thank you! - AnimeDrawer

16 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, song writer, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada (despite once claiming he was Part-Indian) and he is Christian. He is the son of an author, Pattie Mallet. more.

Me: -opens candy bag- How the heck did this get in here? - Emberflight_of_StormClan

Not another joke! - Neonco31

How the heck can u get this for halloween

17 Bullet to the Brain
18 Money

This is the only thing on this list that kids will actually want.

You mostly likely won't get anything better then a quarter, but it would be cool if they just gave out dollars - Lucretia

That would be good! - Neonco31

19 Pretzels

How is this "absurd? " - Ku

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