Top Ten Absurd Things to Get On Halloween Instead of Candy

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The Top Ten

1 A Rock

Poor Charlie Brown

Billy from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy did get a rock for Halloween instead of candy in one episode, though. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

2 Drugs

Who would ever do that!? - 170253

And you go psycho - Neonco31

If I got this I would call the cops outside the house where it came from and show the cops everything they need to know C:

Mwa ha ha ha... - jmepa1234

3 Illegal Fireworks

Their legal in my state:),maybe I can invite chaotix and positron wildhawk to the party,because they also live in my state - Nateawesomeness

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4 SpongeBob SpongeBob

If it's a SpongeBob-themed candy such as a gummy Krabby Patty, I wouldn't mind getting it on Halloween. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

5 Dynamite

That is, unless it's a candy brand named Dynamite, though it would still be absurd to receive dynamite on Halloween. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

There is a candy brand named Dynamite - Neonco31

6 Marriage Proposal Marriage Proposal V 1 Comment
7 A Gun

There was a kid who showed up at my house who had a little golden toy gun in his trick-or-treating bucket. Wow, I don't know what kinds of stuff people give out on Halloween these days. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

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8 A Secret Government Project V 1 Comment
9 A Tiny Alien V 1 Comment
10 Toothbrush V 1 Comment

The Contenders

11 This List

We got this list four days too early. - PositronWildhawk

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12 A Miley Cyrus Statue
13 A Lamborghini

I'm rich! - Neonco31

I would actually want this, since the lamorghini is one of my favorite and on eof the best looking cars. - AnimeDrawer

14 A Venomous Reptile
15 Dora Figure

Whoever came up with this one is funny

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16 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, song writer, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada (despite once claiming he was Part-Indian) and he is Christian . He is the son of an author, Pattie Mallet . ...read more.

Me: -opens candy bag- How the heck did this get in here? - Emberflight_of_StormClan

How the heck can u get this for halloween

Not another joke! - Neonco31

17 Bullet to the Brain
18 Money

This is the only thing on this list that kids will actually want.

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19 Pretzels V 1 Comment
20 Deathstalker Scorpion V 1 Comment
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