Top Ten Absurd Things to Get On Halloween Instead of Candy

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The Top Ten

1 A Rock

Poor Charlie Brown

Billy from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy did get a rock for Halloween instead of candy in one episode, though. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

2 Drugs

Who would ever do that!? - 170253

And you go psycho - Neonco31

If I got this I would call the cops outside the house where it came from and show the cops everything they need to know C:

Not cool! - BorisRule

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3 Illegal Fireworks

Let's have a Halloween party! - Neonco31

Their legal in my state:),maybe I can invite chaotix and positron wildhawk to the party,because they also live in my state - Nateawesomeness

4 SpongeBob SpongeBob

If it's a SpongeBob-themed candy such as a gummy Krabby Patty, I wouldn't mind getting it on Halloween. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

It says bizarre things you get on halloween and this says spongebob, so you will actually literally get spongebob - AnonymousDude

I like SpongeBob.

5 Dynamite

That is, unless it's a candy brand named Dynamite, though it would still be absurd to receive dynamite on Halloween. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

There is a candy brand named Dynamite - Neonco31

6 Marriage Proposal Marriage Proposal

Lol - Neonco31

7 A Gun

There was a kid who showed up at my house who had a little golden toy gun in his trick-or-treating bucket. Wow, I don't know what kinds of stuff people give out on Halloween these days. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

And shoot the guy - Neonco31

8 A Secret Government Project

Now I'm curious… - Cesium

9 A Tiny Alien

When u mom come home and make eth spagheti

10 Toothbrush

We've all had that one obnoxious neighbor. - Rapsody

The Newcomers

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The Contenders

11 This List

We got this list four days too early. - PositronWildhawk

You're on the Halloween list - Neonco31

12 A Miley Cyrus Statue
13 A Lamborghini

I'm rich! - Neonco31

I would actually want this, since the lamorghini is one of my favorite and on eof the best looking cars.

14 A Venomous Reptile
15 Dora Figure

Whoever came up with this one is funny

Heck no! - SamuiNeko

No! - Neonco31

No thank you!

16 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.

Me: -opens candy bag- How the heck did this get in here? - Emberflight_of_StormClan

Not another joke! - Neonco31

How the heck can u get this for halloween

17 Empty wrappers with no candy inside

Seems like someone's confusing April's Fools Day with Halloween - GlassweighanCountess

18 Bullet to the Brain

Lol why?

o_O - SamuiNeko

19 Money

This is the only thing on this list that kids will actually want.

That would be good! - Neonco31

20 Pretzels

I've gotten pretzels from trick-or-treating before.

21 Deathstalker Scorpion

AKA the second deadliest one.

22 A Bucket of Acid

Why would anyone want a bucket of acid? That's horrible!

23 A Slap Across The Face

Damn! That's very harsh.

24 A Staircase
25 Vegetables
26 An Apple
27 A Can of Soup
28 A Wrench
29 Hurtcore porn

No immature person would give that to a trick or treater'.

30 Fruits
31 A can of soda
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