Top Ten Most Cruel Baby Names of All TimeHezarioSeth
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It was supposed to challenge the laws.. - TopTenTed
That's just cruel
Oh really? So the parents typed random letters on a keyboard and chose to name their baby this? How are you going to pronounce it? - JoeBoi
Ok, so first...no one would even dare name their child this...this is an obvious fake...25 Comments
Website? - TopTenTed
This is a website link, not a name. - JoeBoi
Um are we all thinking the same thing?
I would see why this is on the list.6 Comments
Gay meant happy back then, so lord of happiness? - TopTenTed
Like from Meet the Parents!
This better not be from meet the parents... - Therandom
This is just cruel.8 Comments
Sigh - TopTenTed
Hi laugh out loud! Laugh out loud, what a name you've got! Laugh out loud! Haha! - Kiteretsunu
Sometimes I think that some people think of their child's name as a joke
Imagine what it would be like when he's in Middle School. - funnyuser
This is a joke right. I don't even think Kanye west would name his baby lol5 Comments
Mom: This is my new baby.
Friend: What's his name?
Mom: When I Kick You, I Think of Dora Eating Boots.
Friend:... - RoseWeasley
Oh, why would you want to name your baby after a random complete sentence. - JoeBoi
Thanks a lot list creator I spewed my drink all over the table - SammySpore
The person who made this list must have been drunk.6 Comments
Then he can say "I am the walrus" when people ask him his name! - SammySpore
Would his name be Paul? - Pony
Robbaz would be proud - doodie
Did he say ‘Goo Goo Ga Joob’ and the rest is history. - TopTenTed4 Comments
What is wrong with people these days? - TopTenTed
That one 40 year old parent who was on Facebook and wants her and her child to be "hip", "groovy" and "rad".
Seriously? - TopTenTed
Someone actually tried to name their child this. - RoseWeasley
A child was once named after this jerk. Why would you do that? - PositronWildhawk
Once this kid learns about him and asks why he was named after this guy, good luck explaining. I feel so sorry for the parent who has to do a good bit of explaining for this one.12 Comments
This is so funny! Who's behind it? - HezarioSeth
The pleasure is mine, Hez.
I did lots of research on microbes to come up with this name. - Kiteretsunu
Seriously?! - Snowy
Maybe it stands for, crappy chocolate chipping chalk color charger - Unicorn123
Does it stand for Charlie Chaplin Chopping Chocolate Chip Cookies? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Maybe that stands for either Cassandra, Cassondra, catandra, Cassidy, Cassidy Junior, catiddy. Or cat, cat, cattie, cat, cat, cattie. Or chicken, chicken, chicks :(, cowboy hat, cowgirl person, cowhorse. - funnyuser
It may stand for Cat cat cat cat cat cat.
What a messed-up name. I even laughed when I saw this. - JoeBoi
This is definitely funny, but cruel to name your baby. - funnyuser
The Lord of Diapers! Horrible! - Powerfulgirl10
Diaperlord, huh, what's his second name? Pooperyundies? - DapperPickle1 Comment
What if it's pronounced Mi-stay-kay? - RoseWeasley
Well yeah. It’s a mistake to name a kid Mistake. - JoeBoi
There actually was a person named this. I feel sorry for them! - Turkeyasylum
A "nicer" way to tell their kids that they're a result of an failed abortion or forgot to use condoms while sex - WalterWalker662 Comments
Shut the hell up about Justin Bieber or all of you lot should go to jail or commit suicide.
That child will commit suicide! - Ananya
That child will get bullied or commit suicide! It's horrible! - Powerfulgirl10
Who ever named their child this they should be put in jail FOREVER3 Comments
Poor Cut My Hand's hand. - RoseWeasley
No, please don't do this. That kid will get bullied so much. - TwilightKitsune
That's kid will get extremely bulled - Stevenpenguin
It sounds like the name of a website for an amusement park. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Sounds like a porn website. - Pony
I can't stop laughing at this list
There are twins in Australia called this! Awful!
I WANNA BE NAMED THIS - venomouskillingmachine
I can't stop laughing at this list! - Powerfulgirl10
Donkey Man wearing Underwear - Officialpen
These names just sound like people were trying to be funny...
Special K is cereal!
What the flip!?!? What does this even mean? - Wolftail
Sounds like a drink. - DapperPickle1 Comment
Pronounced "ai ta" or "love him". - HezarioSeth
The “@“ symbol, why? - JoeBoi
Ok this is just getting ridiculous,I mean these are just usernames on a game!
XDDD LOL! - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Reminds me of Pacifica, whom I hate
Kim, I’m looking at you.
Just a coincidence, - TopTenTed
Who cares people can have the same name.
There is probably people out there with the name Edward Cullen and Jacob Black who were born before Twilight existed.
You mean that bloke that is in his late 30s or early 40s lives in Jacksonville, Florida.
It's not his fault he had the same name and is a lot older than the pop star.
He was born before the pop star with the same name.
Whatever year he was born his parents had the surname Bieber and probably liked the name Justin. Then years later 1994 a younger person was born.
That kid will commit suicide. - Powerfulgirl107 Comments
Oh yeah.. on that ID card?
I would name my kid this! - AngryByrd
What? - TopTenTed
Let's sing happy birthday to Tahula Does The Hula From Hawaii! Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Tahula Does the Hula From Hawaii, Happy birthday to you!
So terrible. - funnyuser
Can't stop laughing at this! Also, wouldn't it be more sensible to call the child Tahula? (I'm pretty sure it's a girl's name. ) - Wolftail
I love love this! This is so funny. - Kiteretsunu5 Comments
Oh lord - TopTenTed
W T F? I'm lol-ing right now - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Being just called Mercedes, or Benz would be cool, but togheter, nah - darthvadern
Um that's a car... what? That's cruelty. - RockFashionista
In 6th grade a girl in my gym class was named Mercedes
Lol, well, people keep saying
That person would get bullied,
(Purposely said would) but this
List is for that!
That's my name
This can’t be real! - TopTenTed
And pee, too
I like this name
Just a coincidence! - TopTenTed
Not really. - Misfire
Dora was a name before the show and is still used now. - CutiePoops
So naming your kid after the main character from Dora the explorer which is one of the stupidest shows of all time isn't cruel?1 Comment
Why?! - TopTenTed
Somebody tried to name their kid this. I don't even know why. - RoseWeasley
Same as naming them Adolf Hitler
BUT NOT ILLEGAL - bdawg
I feel so bad for the poor kid. - TopTenTed
You do know that child whose named that will get kicked out of school right?
Might not be the most cruel
But at this era in life you will get bullied if you have this name
Dick Van Dyke had this problem.
That is not so bad...
Huh? Treasure is a great name!
When you name your kids this, you are pushing the luck
I saw a person named this in a random yearbook
Puffball From Bfdi:YAY! - RobloxBFDIPoke223
What hell is a crappy I mean
That parent must love cranberry apple juice
THIS WOULD BE MY UNCLE'S DOING - bdawg
That means he will hate Jesus O-O.
i like it
Oh how bullied the poor child would get...
So much planets...
Not cruel at all. - JoeBoi
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