Top Ten Most Cruel Baby Names of All Time

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The Top Ten

1 Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116

It was supposed to challenge the laws.. - TopTenTed

That's just cruel

Oh really? So the parents typed random letters on a keyboard and chose to name their baby this? How are you going to pronounce it? - JoeBoi

Ok, so first...no one would even dare name their child this...this is an obvious fake...

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2 KentuckyFriedCruelty.com

Website? - TopTenTed

This is a website link, not a name. - JoeBoi

Um are we all thinking the same thing?

I would see why this is on the list.

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3 Gaylord

Gay meant happy back then, so lord of happiness? - TopTenTed

Like from Meet the Parents!

This better not be from meet the parents... - Therandom

This is just cruel.

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4 LOL

Sigh - TopTenTed

Hi laugh out loud! Laugh out loud, what a name you've got! Laugh out loud! Haha! - Kiteretsunu

Sometimes I think that some people think of their child's name as a joke

Imagine what it would be like when he's in Middle School. - funnyuser

This is a joke right. I don't even think Kanye west would name his baby lol

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5 When I Kick You I Think of Dora Eating Boots

Mom: This is my new baby.
Friend: What's his name?
Mom: When I Kick You, I Think of Dora Eating Boots.
Friend:... - RoseWeasley

Oh, why would you want to name your baby after a random complete sentence. - JoeBoi

Thanks a lot list creator I spewed my drink all over the table - SammySpore

The person who made this list must have been drunk.

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6 The Walrus

Then he can say "I am the walrus" when people ask him his name! - SammySpore

Would his name be Paul? - Pony

Robbaz would be proud - doodie

Did he say ‘Goo Goo Ga Joob’ and the rest is history. - TopTenTed

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7 Hashtag Hashtag

What is wrong with people these days? - TopTenTed

That one 40 year old parent who was on Facebook and wants her and her child to be "hip", "groovy" and "rad".

8 Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler

Seriously? - TopTenTed

Someone actually tried to name their child this. - RoseWeasley

A child was once named after this jerk. Why would you do that? - PositronWildhawk

Once this kid learns about him and asks why he was named after this guy, good luck explaining. I feel so sorry for the parent who has to do a good bit of explaining for this one.

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9 Swords of Bacteria

This is so funny! Who's behind it? - HezarioSeth

The pleasure is mine, Hez.
I did lots of research on microbes to come up with this name. - Kiteretsunu

Seriously?! - Snowy

10 C.C.C.C.C.C

Maybe it stands for, crappy chocolate chipping chalk color charger - Unicorn123

Does it stand for Charlie Chaplin Chopping Chocolate Chip Cookies? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Maybe that stands for either Cassandra, Cassondra, catandra, Cassidy, Cassidy Junior, catiddy. Or cat, cat, cattie, cat, cat, cattie. Or chicken, chicken, chicks :(, cowboy hat, cowgirl person, cowhorse. - funnyuser

It may stand for Cat cat cat cat cat cat.

The Contenders

11 DiaperLord

What a messed-up name. I even laughed when I saw this. - JoeBoi

This is definitely funny, but cruel to name your baby. - funnyuser

The Lord of Diapers! Horrible! - Powerfulgirl10

Diaperlord, huh, what's his second name? Pooperyundies? - DapperPickle

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12 Mistake

What if it's pronounced Mi-stay-kay? - RoseWeasley

Well yeah. It’s a mistake to name a kid Mistake. - JoeBoi

There actually was a person named this. I feel sorry for them! - Turkeyasylum

A "nicer" way to tell their kids that they're a result of an failed abortion or forgot to use condoms while sex - WalterWalker66

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13 Beliber4life

Shut the hell up about Justin Bieber or all of you lot should go to jail or commit suicide.

That child will commit suicide! - Ananya

That child will get bullied or commit suicide! It's horrible! - Powerfulgirl10

Who ever named their child this they should be put in jail FOREVER

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14 Cut My Hand

Poor Cut My Hand's hand. - RoseWeasley

No, please don't do this. That kid will get bullied so much. - TwilightKitsune

That's kid will get extremely bulled - Stevenpenguin

That’s horrible.

15 GoldenPalaceDotCom Silverman

It sounds like the name of a website for an amusement park. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Sounds like a porn website. - Pony

16 Baby for Life

I can't stop laughing at this list

17 Fish and Chips

There are twins in Australia called this! Awful!

I WANNA BE NAMED THIS - venomouskillingmachine

18 Underwear Wearing Donkey Man

I can't stop laughing at this list! - Powerfulgirl10

Donkey Man wearing Underwear - Officialpen

19 Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K

These names just sound like people were trying to be funny...

Special K is cereal!

What the flip!?!? What does this even mean? - Wolftail

Sounds like a drink. - DapperPickle

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20 @

Pronounced "ai ta" or "love him". - HezarioSeth

The “@“ symbol, why? - JoeBoi

21 Idiot Pie Pie Penguin FireTruck

Ok this is just getting ridiculous,I mean these are just usernames on a game!

XDDD LOL! - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

22 North West

Reminds me of Pacifica, whom I hate

Kim, I’m looking at you.

23 Eggplant Smasher
24 Justin Bieber

Just a coincidence, - TopTenTed

Who cares people can have the same name.
There is probably people out there with the name Edward Cullen and Jacob Black who were born before Twilight existed.

You mean that bloke that is in his late 30s or early 40s lives in Jacksonville, Florida.
It's not his fault he had the same name and is a lot older than the pop star.
He was born before the pop star with the same name.
Whatever year he was born his parents had the surname Bieber and probably liked the name Justin. Then years later 1994 a younger person was born.

That kid will commit suicide. - Powerfulgirl10

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25 Batman Bin Suparman

Oh yeah.. on that ID card?

I would name my kid this! - AngryByrd

26 Tahula Does the Hula from Hawaii

What? - TopTenTed

Let's sing happy birthday to Tahula Does The Hula From Hawaii! Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Tahula Does the Hula From Hawaii, Happy birthday to you!

So terrible. - funnyuser

Can't stop laughing at this! Also, wouldn't it be more sensible to call the child Tahula? (I'm pretty sure it's a girl's name. ) - Wolftail

I love love this! This is so funny. - Kiteretsunu

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27 MisterCityPoliceManSittingPrettyLittlePolicemanInARow

Oh lord - TopTenTed

W T F? I'm lol-ing right now - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

28 Mercedes Benz

Being just called Mercedes, or Benz would be cool, but togheter, nah - darthvadern

Um that's a car... what? That's cruelty. - RockFashionista

In 6th grade a girl in my gym class was named Mercedes

Lol, well, people keep saying
That person would get bullied,
(Purposely said would) but this
List is for that!

29 Caillou

That's my name

Oh no.

30 Mister Poops-In-His-Pants-a-Lot

This can’t be real! - TopTenTed

And pee, too

31 Earth

I like this name

32 Dora

Just a coincidence! - TopTenTed

Not really. - Misfire

Dora was a name before the show and is still used now. - CutiePoops

So naming your kid after the main character from Dora the explorer which is one of the stupidest shows of all time isn't cruel?

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33 Osama Bin Laden

Why?! - TopTenTed

Somebody tried to name their kid this. I don't even know why. - RoseWeasley

Same as naming them Adolf Hitler

BUT NOT ILLEGAL - bdawg

34 Thing
35 S***

I feel so bad for the poor kid. - TopTenTed

You do know that child whose named that will get kicked out of school right?

36 Thunder Twonk the Two Legged Monkey
37 Dick

Might not be the most cruel

But at this era in life you will get bullied if you have this name

Dick Van Dyke had this problem.

38 Silence

That is not so bad...

39 Isaac Wieners
40 Treasure

Huh? Treasure is a great name!

When you name your kids this, you are pushing the luck

I saw a person named this in a random yearbook

41 Puffball

Puffball From Bfdi:YAY! - RobloxBFDIPoke223

42 Crapple

What hell is a crappy I mean

That parent must love cranberry apple juice

43 Satan

THIS WOULD BE MY UNCLE'S DOING - bdawg

That means he will hate Jesus O-O.

44 Cheese

i like it

45 Xander

#buffy

46 Stupid Bro of Cupid
47 Mister Cute

Oh how bullied the poor child would get...

48 Mars

So much planets...

49 Uranus

Planets?

50 Noah

Not cruel at all. - JoeBoi

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1. Adolf Hitler
2. Caillou
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