Top Ten Most Cruel Baby Names of All TimeHezarioSeth
The Top Ten
Somebody actually tried to name their son this. Thank god the swedish government didn't allow it. - SammySpore
Whoever jabbed their fingers across the keyboard and submitted this, "name," congrats you won sarcasm. Wow your hilarious...
Oh really? So the parents typed random letters on a keyboard and chose to name their baby this? How are you going to pronounce it? - JoeBoi
What? How would you even pronounce that?V 21 Comments
Um are we all thinking the same thing?
I would see why this is on the list.
Someone actually changed their name to that guys look it up
This is a website link, not a name. - JoeBoiV 5 Comments
Like from Meet the Parents!
This better not be from meet the parents... - Therandom
This is just cruel.
FUNNY!V 7 Comments
Hi laugh out loud! Laugh out loud, what a name you've got! Laugh out loud! Haha! - Kiteretsunu
Sometimes I think that some people think of their child's name as a joke
Imagine what it would be like when he's in Middle School. - funnyuser
This is a joke right. I don't even think Kanye west would name his baby lol
Super cute.V 4 Comments
Thanks a lot list creator I spewed my drink all over the table - SammySpore
The person who made this list must have been drunk.
This one is damn creative
Oh, why would you want to name your baby after a random complete sentence. - JoeBoiV 6 Comments
Then he can say "I am the walrus" when people ask him his name! - SammySpore
Robbaz would be proud - doodie
Would his name be Paul? - Pony
Goo goo g'joobV 2 Comments
That one 40 year old parent who was on Facebook and wants her and her child to be "hip", "groovy" and "rad".
A child was once named after this jerk. Why would you do that? - PositronWildhawk
Once this kid learns about him and asks why he was named after this guy, good luck explaining. I feel so sorry for the parent who has to do a good bit of explaining for this one.
Why? That's a very cruel name! Who would wanna name their kid after a guy with a very small brain? - Officialpen
Ok then. Time to go back to 1930 and kill him so that people with the name Adolf don’t get bullied. - JoeBoiV 11 Comments
This is so funny! Who's behind it? - HezarioSeth
The pleasure is mine, Hez.
I did lots of research on microbes to come up with this name. - Kiteretsunu
Seriously?! - Snowy
Does it stand for Charlie Chaplin Chopping Chocolate Chip Cookies? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Maybe that stands for either Cassandra, Cassondra, catandra, Cassidy, Cassidy Junior, catiddy. Or cat, cat, cattie, cat, cat, cattie. Or chicken, chicken, chicks :(, cowboy hat, cowgirl person, cowhorse. - funnyuser
It may stand for Cat cat cat cat cat cat.
This is definitely funny, but cruel to name your baby. - funnyuser
What a messed-up name. I even laughed when I saw this. - JoeBoi
The Lord of Diapers! Horrible! - Powerfulgirl10
SO FUNNYV 1 Comment
There actually was a person named this. I feel sorry for them! - Turkeyasylum
A "nicer" way to tell their kids that they're a result of an failed abortion or forgot to use condoms while sex - WalterWalker66
This is so wrong! Whoever named their poor child this should be named Adolf Mistake.
Well yeah. It’s a mistake to name a kid Mistake. - JoeBoiV 1 Comment
That child will commit suicide! - Ananya
Shut the hell up about Justin Bieber or all of you lot should go to jail or commit suicide.
That child will get bullied or commit suicide! It's horrible! - Powerfulgirl10
Who ever named their child this they should be put in jail FOREVERV 3 Comments
No, please don't do this. That kid will get bullied so much. - TwilightKitsune
That's kid will get extremely bulled - Stevenpenguin
It sounds like the name of a website for an amusement park. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Sounds like a porn website. - Pony
I can't stop laughing at this list
There are twins in Australia called this! Awful!
I WANNA BE NAMED THIS - venomouskillingmachine
I can't stop laughing at this list! - Powerfulgirl10
Donkey Man wearing Underwear - Officialpen
LOL - TwilightKitsune
These names just sound like people were trying to be funny...
Special K is cereal!
What the flip!?!? What does this even mean? - Wolftail
BlueFrostOfThunderClan, it might stand for Potassium.V 1 Comment
Pronounced "ai ta" or "love him". - HezarioSeth
The “@“ symbol, why? - JoeBoi
Ok this is just getting ridiculous,I mean these are just usernames on a game!
XDDD LOL! - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Reminds me of Pacifica, whom I hate
Kim, I’m looking at you.
Oh yeah.. on that ID card?
I would name my kid this! - AngryByrd
Let's sing happy birthday to Tahula Does The Hula From Hawaii! Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Tahula Does the Hula From Hawaii, Happy birthday to you!
So terrible. - funnyuser
Can't stop laughing at this! Also, wouldn't it be more sensible to call the child Tahula? (I'm pretty sure it's a girl's name. ) - Wolftail
I love love this! This is so funny. - Kiteretsunu
That could be their long nickname...V 4 Comments
That kid will commit suicide. - Powerfulgirl10
I like this name
He looks like FRED.
That's it! I'm done! - OfficialpenV 4 Comments
Um that's a car... what? That's cruelty. - RockFashionista
In 6th grade a girl in my gym class was named Mercedes
Being just called Mercedes, or Benz would be cool, but togheter, nah - darthvadern
Lol, well, people keep saying
That person would get bullied,
(Purposely said would) but this
List is for that!
W T F? I'm lol-ing right now - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
And pee, too
I like this name
So naming your kid after the main character from Dora the explorer which is one of the stupidest shows of all time isn't cruel?
Dora was a name before the show and is still used now. - CutiePoops
That isn't cruel. In fact, That is NOT close to cruel.
Same as naming them Adolf Hitler
BUT NOT ILLEGAL - bdawg
You do know that child whose named that will get kicked out of school right?
Might not be the most cruel
But at this era in life you will get bullied if you have this name
Dick Van Dyke had this problem.
Puffball From Bfdi:YAY! - RobloxBFDIPoke223
THIS WOULD BE MY UNCLE'S DOING - bdawg
That means he will hate Jesus O-O.
So much planets...
Not cruel at all. - JoeBoi
This, I think, is the most random and the most bizarre. - PositronWildhawk
Inspired my handbell group to create Super rocking' Disco Panda
Laugh out loud. I love this! - funnyuser
I agree, Posron! Cert. is queer! - HezarioSeth
What. The Flip. I'm going to make a register (like at school? ) for all of these names and make a school of weirdness inspired by stuff on some top ten lists. - Wolftail
The person who made this list must've been drunk
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