Top Ten Most Cruel Baby Names of All Time


The Top Ten


Um are we all thinking the same thing?

I would see why this is on the list.

Someone actually changed their name to that guys look it up

Are we thinking about... Yes.

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2 Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116

Somebody actually tried to name their son this. Thank god the swedish government didn't allow it. - SammySpore

Whoever jabbed their fingers across the keyboard and submitted this, "name," congrats you won sarcasm. Wow your hilarious...

This is not a name it is a bunch of letters and numbers.

What? How would you even pronounce that? - lovefrombadlands

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3 Gaylord

Like from Meet the Parents!

This better not be from meet the parents... - Therandom

This is just cruel.

Kelyer naves

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Hi laugh out loud! Laugh out loud, what a name you've got! Laugh out loud! Haha! - Kiteretsunu

Sometimes I think that some people think of their child's name as a joke

Imagine what it would be like when he's in Middle School. - funnyuser

This is a joke right. I don't even think Kanye west would name his baby lol

Super cute.

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5 Hashtag Hashtag

That one 40 year old parent who was on Facebook and wants her and her child to be "hip", "groovy" and "rad".

6 The Walrus

Then he can say "I am the walrus" when people ask him his name! - SammySpore

Robbaz would be proud - doodie

Would his name be Paul? - Pony

Goo goo g'joob

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7 When I Kick You I Think of Dora Eating Boots

Thanks a lot list creator I spewed my drink all over the table - SammySpore

The person who made this list must have been drunk.

This one is damn creative


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8 Adolf Hitler

A child was once named after this jerk. Why would you do that? - PositronWildhawk

Once this kid learns about him and asks why he was named after this guy, good luck explaining. I feel so sorry for the parent who has to do a good bit of explaining for this one.

Why? That's a very cruel name! Who would wanna name their kid after a guy with a very small brain? - Officialpen

Sumbody named there child this. Just wow.

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9 Swords of Bacteria

The pleasure is mine, Hez.
I did lots of research on microbes to come up with this name. - Kiteretsunu

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10 DiaperLord

This is definitely funny, but cruel to name your baby. - funnyuser

The Lord of Diapers! Horrible! - Powerfulgirl10

Diaperlord, huh, what's his second name? Pooperyundies? - DapperPickle


The Contenders

11 C.C.C.C.C.C

Does it stand for Charlie Chaplin Chopping Chocolate Chip Cookies? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Maybe that stands for either Cassandra, Cassondra, catandra, Cassidy, Cassidy Junior, catiddy. Or cat, cat, cattie, cat, cat, cattie. Or chicken, chicken, chicks :(, cowboy hat, cowgirl person, cowhorse. - funnyuser

It may stand for Cat cat cat cat cat cat.

12 Cut My Hand

No, please don't do this. That kid will get bullied so much. - TwilightKitsune

That's kid will get extremely bulled - Stevenpenguin


That’s horrible. - lovefrombadlands

13 Mistake

There actually was a person named this. I feel sorry for them! - Turkeyasylum

A "nicer" way to tell their kids that they're a result of an failed abortion or forgot to use condoms while sex - WalterWalker66

This is so wrong! Whoever named their poor child this should be named Adolf Mistake.

This is just cruel. - SwagFlicks

14 Beliber4life

That child will commit suicide! - Ananya

That child will get bullied or commit suicide! It's horrible! - Powerfulgirl10

Who ever named their child this they should be put in jail FOREVER

Parents will be jailed - TwilightKitsune

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15 GoldenPalaceDotCom Silverman

It sounds like the name of a website for an amusement park. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Sounds like a porn website. - Pony

16 Baby for Life

I can't stop laughing at this list

17 Fish and Chips

There are twins in Australia called this! Awful!

I WANNA BE NAMED THIS - venomouskillingmachine

18 @

Pronounced "ai ta" or "love him". - HezarioSeth

19 Underwear Wearing Donkey Man

I can't stop laughing at this list! - Powerfulgirl10

Donkey Man wearing Underwear - Officialpen

LOL - TwilightKitsune

20 Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K

These names just sound like people were trying to be funny...

Special K is cereal!

What the flip!?!? What does this even mean? - Wolftail

BlueFrostOfThunderClan, it might stand for Potassium.

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21 Idiot Pie Pie Penguin FireTruck

Ok this is just getting ridiculous,I mean these are just usernames on a game!

XDDD LOL! - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

22 North West

Reminds me of Pacifica, whom I hate

Kim, I’m looking at you. - lovefrombadlands

23 Eggplant Smasher
24 Earth

I like this name

25 Batman Bin Suparman

Oh yeah.. on that ID card?

I would name my kid this! - AngryByrd

26 Tahula Does the Hula from Hawaii

Let's sing happy birthday to Tahula Does The Hula From Hawaii! Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Tahula Does the Hula From Hawaii, Happy birthday to you!

So terrible. - funnyuser

I love love this! This is so funny. - Kiteretsunu

Can't stop laughing at this! Also, wouldn't it be more sensible to call the child Tahula? (I'm pretty sure it's a girl's name. ) - Wolftail

That could be their long nickname... - lovefrombadlands

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27 Justin Bieber

That kid will commit suicide. - Powerfulgirl10

He looks like FRED.

I like this name

That's it! I'm done! - Officialpen

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28 Caillou

Oh no.

29 Satan


That means he will hate Jesus O-O.

30 MisterCityPoliceManSittingPrettyLittlePolicemanInARow

W T F? I'm lol-ing right now - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

31 Mister Poops-In-His-Pants-a-Lot

And pee, too

32 Dora

So naming your kid after the main character from Dora the explorer which is one of the stupidest shows of all time isn't cruel?

Dora was a name before the show and is still used now. - CutiePoops

That isn't cruel. In fact, That is NOT close to cruel.

33 Osama Bin Laden

Same as naming them Adolf Hitler

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34 Thing
35 S***

You do know that child whose named that will get kicked out of school right?

36 Thunder Twonk the Two Legged Monkey


37 Dick

Might not be the most cruel

But at this era in life you will get bullied if you have this name

Dick Van Dyke had this problem.

38 Facebook
39 Isaac Wieners
40 Puffball

Puffball From Bfdi:YAY! - RobloxBFDIPoke223

41 Silence
42 Xander


43 Stupid Bro of Cupid
44 Mister Cute
45 Mars

So much planets...

46 Uranus


47 Mercedes Benz

Um that's a car... what? That's cruelty. - RockFashionista

In 6th grade a girl in my gym class was named Mercedes

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48 Fire Penguin Disco Panda

This, I think, is the most random and the most bizarre. - PositronWildhawk

Inspired my handbell group to create Super rocking' Disco Panda

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49 Gilabaratoryasickwa

What. The Flip. I'm going to make a register (like at school? ) for all of these names and make a school of weirdness inspired by stuff on some top ten lists. - Wolftail

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50 Donkeyman
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1. Adolf Hitler
2. Caillou
3. Earth
1. Tahula Does the Hula from Hawaii
2. When I Kick You I Think of Dora Eating Boots
3. DiaperLord
1. Gaylord
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