Top Ten Most Cruel Baby Names of All Time
The Top Ten
Excuse me, mister sir, before you name your child this, think about what your parents wanted to name you.
Somebody actually tried to name their son this. Thank god the swedish government didn't allow it.
Whoever jabbed their fingers across the keyboard and submitted this, "name," congrats you won sarcasm. Wow your hilarious...
Oh really? So the parents typed random letters on a keyboard and chose to name their baby this? How are you going to pronounce it?
Um are we all thinking the same thing?
I would see why this is on the list.
Someone actually changed their name to that guys look it up
Why the hell is this a name?! It's a website!
Like from Meet the Parents!
This better not be from meet the parents...
Gay meant happy back then, so lord of happiness?
This is just cruel.
Hi laugh out loud! Laugh out loud, what a name you've got! Laugh out loud! Haha!
Sometimes I think that some people think of their child's name as a joke
Imagine what it would be like when he's in Middle School.
This is a joke right. I don't even think Kanye west would name his baby lol
How would you pronounce this? Loll?
Evil. Note to Parents: 1. name your kid this 2. go jump off a cliff for shame and punishment.
Mom: This is my new baby.
Friend: What's his name?
Mom: When I Kick You, I Think of Dora Eating Boots.
Thanks a lot list creator I spewed my drink all over the table
The person who made this list must have been drunk.
Then he can say "I am the walrus" when people ask him his name!
Would his name be Paul?
The Walrus? What is wrong with people these days? My name is a bit weird but, this?
Goo goo g'joob
That one 40 year old parent who was on Facebook and wants her and her child to be "hip", "groovy" and "rad".
What is wrong with people these days?
A child was once named after this jerk. Why would you do that?
Once this kid learns about him and asks why he was named after this guy, good luck explaining. I feel so sorry for the parent who has to do a good bit of explaining for this one.
Why? That's a very cruel name! Who would wanna name their kid after a guy with a very small brain?
What should I name my son? I know! I'll name him after a dictator! Perfect! (Sarcasm)
This is so funny! Who's behind it?
The pleasure is mine, Hez.
I did lots of research on microbes to come up with this name.
parents can be monsters.
Maybe it stands for, crappy chocolate chipping chalk color charger
Does it stand for Charlie Chaplin Chopping Chocolate Chip Cookies?
Maybe that stands for either Cassandra, Cassondra, catandra, Cassidy, Cassidy Junior, catiddy. Or cat, cat, cattie, cat, cat, cattie. Or chicken, chicken, chicks :(, cowboy hat, cowgirl person, cowhorse.
It may stand for Cat cat cat cat cat cat.
What a messed-up name. I even laughed when I saw this.
This is definitely funny, but cruel to name your baby.
The Lord of Diapers! Horrible!
Diaperlord, huh, what's his second name? Pooperyundies?
So if a bully goes up to a kid and asked for the name the kid will be like cut my hand and the bully will cut the hand
No, please don't do this. That kid will get bullied so much.
That's kid will get extremely bulled
Poor Cut My Hand's hand.
There actually was a person named this. I feel sorry for them!
A "nicer" way to tell their kids that they're a result of an failed abortion or forgot to use condoms while sex
This is so wrong! Whoever named their poor child this should be named Adolf Mistake.
This is just cruel.
That child will commit suicide!
Who ever named their child this they should be put in jail FOREVER
Shut the hell up about Justin Bieber or all of you lot should go to jail or commit suicide.
That child will get bullied or commit suicide! It's horrible!
It sounds like the name of a website for an amusement park.
Sounds like a porn website.
I can't stop laughing at this list
There are twins in Australia called this! Awful!
I WANNA BE NAMED THIS
I can't stop laughing at this list!
Donkey Man wearing Underwear
These names just sound like people were trying to be funny...
Special K is cereal!
What the flip!?!? What does this even mean?
Sounds like a drink.
Pronounced "ai ta" or "love him".
The “@“ symbol, why?
Ok this is just getting ridiculous,I mean these are just usernames on a game!
Reminds me of Pacifica, whom I hate
Kim, I’m looking at you.
Who cares people can have the same name.
There is probably people out there with the name Edward Cullen and Jacob Black who were born before Twilight existed.
You mean that bloke that is in his late 30s or early 40s lives in Jacksonville, Florida.
It's not his fault he had the same name and is a lot older than the pop star.
He was born before the pop star with the same name.
Whatever year he was born his parents had the surname Bieber and probably liked the name Justin. Then years later 1994 a younger person was born.
That kid will commit suicide.
He looks like FRED.
Oh yeah.. on that ID card?
I would name my kid this!