Top Ten Most Cruel Baby Names of All Time


The Top Ten

1 Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116

Somebody actually tried to name their son this. Thank god the swedish government didn't allow it. - SammySpore

Whoever jabbed their fingers across the keyboard and submitted this, "name," congrats you won sarcasm. Wow your hilarious...

Oh really? So the parents typed random letters on a keyboard and chose to name their baby this? How are you going to pronounce it? - JoeBoi

What? How would you even pronounce that?

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Um are we all thinking the same thing?

I would see why this is on the list.

Someone actually changed their name to that guys look it up

This is a website link, not a name. - JoeBoi

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3 Gaylord

Like from Meet the Parents!

This better not be from meet the parents... - Therandom

This is just cruel.


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Hi laugh out loud! Laugh out loud, what a name you've got! Laugh out loud! Haha! - Kiteretsunu

Sometimes I think that some people think of their child's name as a joke

Imagine what it would be like when he's in Middle School. - funnyuser

This is a joke right. I don't even think Kanye west would name his baby lol

Super cute.

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5 When I Kick You I Think of Dora Eating Boots

Thanks a lot list creator I spewed my drink all over the table - SammySpore

The person who made this list must have been drunk.

This one is damn creative

Oh, why would you want to name your baby after a random complete sentence. - JoeBoi

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6 The Walrus

Then he can say "I am the walrus" when people ask him his name! - SammySpore

Robbaz would be proud - doodie

Would his name be Paul? - Pony

Goo goo g'joob

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7 Hashtag Hashtag

That one 40 year old parent who was on Facebook and wants her and her child to be "hip", "groovy" and "rad".

8 Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler

A child was once named after this jerk. Why would you do that? - PositronWildhawk

Once this kid learns about him and asks why he was named after this guy, good luck explaining. I feel so sorry for the parent who has to do a good bit of explaining for this one.

Why? That's a very cruel name! Who would wanna name their kid after a guy with a very small brain? - Officialpen

Ok then. Time to go back to 1930 and kill him so that people with the name Adolf don’t get bullied. - JoeBoi

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9 Swords of Bacteria

This is so funny! Who's behind it? - HezarioSeth

The pleasure is mine, Hez.
I did lots of research on microbes to come up with this name. - Kiteretsunu

Seriously?! - Snowy

10 C.C.C.C.C.C

Does it stand for Charlie Chaplin Chopping Chocolate Chip Cookies? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Maybe that stands for either Cassandra, Cassondra, catandra, Cassidy, Cassidy Junior, catiddy. Or cat, cat, cattie, cat, cat, cattie. Or chicken, chicken, chicks :(, cowboy hat, cowgirl person, cowhorse. - funnyuser

It may stand for Cat cat cat cat cat cat.

The Contenders

11 DiaperLord

This is definitely funny, but cruel to name your baby. - funnyuser

What a messed-up name. I even laughed when I saw this. - JoeBoi

The Lord of Diapers! Horrible! - Powerfulgirl10


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12 Mistake

There actually was a person named this. I feel sorry for them! - Turkeyasylum

A "nicer" way to tell their kids that they're a result of an failed abortion or forgot to use condoms while sex - WalterWalker66

This is so wrong! Whoever named their poor child this should be named Adolf Mistake.

Well yeah. It’s a mistake to name a kid Mistake. - JoeBoi

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13 Beliber4life

That child will commit suicide! - Ananya

Shut the hell up about Justin Bieber or all of you lot should go to jail or commit suicide.

That child will get bullied or commit suicide! It's horrible! - Powerfulgirl10

Who ever named their child this they should be put in jail FOREVER

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14 Cut My Hand

No, please don't do this. That kid will get bullied so much. - TwilightKitsune

That's kid will get extremely bulled - Stevenpenguin


That’s horrible.

15 GoldenPalaceDotCom Silverman

It sounds like the name of a website for an amusement park. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Sounds like a porn website. - Pony

16 Baby for Life

I can't stop laughing at this list

17 Fish and Chips

There are twins in Australia called this! Awful!

I WANNA BE NAMED THIS - venomouskillingmachine

18 Underwear Wearing Donkey Man

I can't stop laughing at this list! - Powerfulgirl10

Donkey Man wearing Underwear - Officialpen

LOL - TwilightKitsune

19 Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K

These names just sound like people were trying to be funny...

Special K is cereal!

What the flip!?!? What does this even mean? - Wolftail

BlueFrostOfThunderClan, it might stand for Potassium.

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20 @

Pronounced "ai ta" or "love him". - HezarioSeth

The “@“ symbol, why? - JoeBoi

21 Idiot Pie Pie Penguin FireTruck

Ok this is just getting ridiculous,I mean these are just usernames on a game!

XDDD LOL! - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

22 North West

Reminds me of Pacifica, whom I hate

Kim, I’m looking at you.

23 Eggplant Smasher
24 Batman Bin Suparman

Oh yeah.. on that ID card?

I would name my kid this! - AngryByrd

25 Tahula Does the Hula from Hawaii

Let's sing happy birthday to Tahula Does The Hula From Hawaii! Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Tahula Does the Hula From Hawaii, Happy birthday to you!

So terrible. - funnyuser

Can't stop laughing at this! Also, wouldn't it be more sensible to call the child Tahula? (I'm pretty sure it's a girl's name. ) - Wolftail

I love love this! This is so funny. - Kiteretsunu

That could be their long nickname...

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26 Justin Bieber

That kid will commit suicide. - Powerfulgirl10

I like this name

He looks like FRED.

That's it! I'm done! - Officialpen

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27 Mercedes Benz

Um that's a car... what? That's cruelty. - RockFashionista

In 6th grade a girl in my gym class was named Mercedes

Being just called Mercedes, or Benz would be cool, but togheter, nah - darthvadern

Lol, well, people keep saying
That person would get bullied,
(Purposely said would) but this
List is for that!

28 MisterCityPoliceManSittingPrettyLittlePolicemanInARow

W T F? I'm lol-ing right now - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

29 Mister Poops-In-His-Pants-a-Lot

And pee, too

30 Earth

I like this name

31 Dora

So naming your kid after the main character from Dora the explorer which is one of the stupidest shows of all time isn't cruel?

Dora was a name before the show and is still used now. - CutiePoops

That isn't cruel. In fact, That is NOT close to cruel.

32 Osama Bin Laden

Same as naming them Adolf Hitler


33 Thing
34 S***

You do know that child whose named that will get kicked out of school right?

35 Thunder Twonk the Two Legged Monkey


36 Dick

Might not be the most cruel

But at this era in life you will get bullied if you have this name

Dick Van Dyke had this problem.

37 Caillou

Oh no.

38 Isaac Wieners
39 Puffball

Puffball From Bfdi:YAY! - RobloxBFDIPoke223

40 Satan


That means he will hate Jesus O-O.

41 Silence
42 Xander


43 Stupid Bro of Cupid
44 Mister Cute
45 Mars

So much planets...

46 Uranus


47 Noah

Not cruel at all. - JoeBoi

48 Fire Penguin Disco Panda

This, I think, is the most random and the most bizarre. - PositronWildhawk

Inspired my handbell group to create Super rocking' Disco Panda

Laugh out loud. I love this! - funnyuser

I agree, Posron! Cert. is queer! - HezarioSeth

49 Gilabaratoryasickwa

What. The Flip. I'm going to make a register (like at school? ) for all of these names and make a school of weirdness inspired by stuff on some top ten lists. - Wolftail

50 Donkeyman

The person who made this list must've been drunk

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Top Remixes (12)

1. Adolf Hitler
2. Caillou
3. Earth
1. Tahula Does the Hula from Hawaii
2. When I Kick You I Think of Dora Eating Boots
3. DiaperLord
1. Gaylord
2. DiaperLord
3. Cut My Hand

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