Top Ten Most Cruel Baby Names of All Time


The Top Ten


Um are we all thinking the same thing?

I would see why this is on the list.

Someone actually changed their name to that guys look it up

Are we thinking about... Yes.

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2 Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116

Somebody actually tried to name their son this. Thank god the swedish government didn't allow it. - SammySpore

Whoever jabbed their fingers across the keyboard and submitted this, "name," congrats you won sarcasm. Wow your hilarious...

This is not a name it is a bunch of letters and numbers.

WHAT? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

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3 Gaylord

Like from Meet the Parents!

This better not be from meet the parents... - Therandom

This is just cruel.

Kelyer naves

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Hi laugh out loud! Laugh out loud, what a name you've got! Laugh out loud! Haha! - Kiteretsunu

Sometimes I think that some people think of their child's name as a joke

Imagine what it would be like when he's in Middle School. - funnyuser

This is a joke right. I don't even think Kanye west would name his baby lol

Super cute.

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5 Hashtag Hashtag

That one 40 year old parent who was on Facebook and wants her and her child to be "hip", "groovy" and "rad".

6 The Walrus

Then he can say "I am the walrus" when people ask him his name! - SammySpore

Robbaz would be proud - doodie

Would his name be Paul? - Pony

Goo goo g'joob

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7 When I Kick You I Think of Dora Eating Boots

Thanks a lot list creator I spewed my drink all over the table - SammySpore

The person who made this list must have been drunk.

This one is damn creative


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8 Adolf Hitler

A child was once named after this jerk. Why would you do that? - PositronWildhawk

Once this kid learns about him and asks why he was named after this guy, good luck explaining. I feel so sorry for the parent who has to do a good bit of explaining for this one.

Why? That's a very cruel name! Who would wanna name their kid after a guy with a very small brain? - Officialpen

Well if they are a obnoxious neo nazi, - Lucretia

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9 Swords of Bacteria

The pleasure is mine, Hez.
I did lots of research on microbes to come up with this name. - Kiteretsunu

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10 DiaperLord

This is definitely funny, but cruel to name your baby. - funnyuser

The Lord of Diapers! Horrible! - Powerfulgirl10

Diaperlord, huh, what's his second name? Pooperyundies? - DapperPickle


The Contenders

11 C.C.C.C.C.C

Does it stand for Charlie Chaplin Chopping Chocolate Chip Cookies? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

Maybe that stands for either Cassandra, Cassondra, catandra, Cassidy, Cassidy Junior, catiddy. Or cat, cat, cattie, cat, cat, cattie. Or chicken, chicken, chicks :(, cowboy hat, cowgirl person, cowhorse. - funnyuser

It may stand for Cat cat cat cat cat cat.

12 Cut My Hand

No, please don't do this. That kid will get bullied so much. - TwilightKitsune

That's kid will get extremely bulled - Stevenpenguin

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13 Mistake

There actually was a person named this. I feel sorry for them! - Turkeyasylum

A "nicer" way to tell their kids that they're a result of an failed abortion or forgot to use condoms while sex - WalterWalker66

This is so wrong! Whoever named their poor child this should be named Adolf Mistake.

That's a cool name for my brother - Lucretia

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14 Beliber4life

That child will commit suicide! - Ananya

Who ever named their child this they should be put in jail FOREVER

That child will get bullied or commit suicide! It's horrible! - Powerfulgirl10

Biebers no longer relevant so it would be worse - Lucretia

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15 GoldenPalaceDotCom Silverman

It sounds like the name of a website for an amusement park. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Sounds like a porn website. - Pony

16 Baby for Life

I can't stop laughing at this list

17 Fish and Chips

There are twins in Australia called this! Awful!

I WANNA BE NAMED THIS - venomouskillingmachine

18 @

Pronounced "ai ta" or "love him". - HezarioSeth

19 Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K

These names just sound like people were trying to be funny...

Special K is cereal!

What the flip!?!? What does this even mean? - Wolftail

BlueFrostOfThunderClan, it might stand for Potassium.

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20 Underwear Wearing Donkey Man

I can't stop laughing at this list! - Powerfulgirl10

Donkey Man wearing Underwear - Officialpen

LOL - TwilightKitsune

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