Top Ten Most Cruel Baby Names of All Time

The Top Ten

1 Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116

Excuse me, mister sir, before you name your child this, think about what your parents wanted to name you.

Somebody actually tried to name their son this. Thank god the swedish government didn't allow it.

Whoever jabbed their fingers across the keyboard and submitted this, "name," congrats you won sarcasm. Wow your hilarious...

Oh really? So the parents typed random letters on a keyboard and chose to name their baby this? How are you going to pronounce it?


Um are we all thinking the same thing?

I would see why this is on the list.

Someone actually changed their name to that guys look it up

Why the hell is this a name?! It's a website!

3 Gaylord

Like from Meet the Parents!

This better not be from meet the parents...

Gay meant happy back then, so lord of happiness?

This is just cruel.


Hi laugh out loud! Laugh out loud, what a name you've got! Laugh out loud! Haha!

Sometimes I think that some people think of their child's name as a joke

Imagine what it would be like when he's in Middle School.

This is a joke right. I don't even think Kanye west would name his baby lol

How would you pronounce this? Loll?

5 When I Kick You I Think of Dora Eating Boots

Evil. Note to Parents: 1. name your kid this 2. go jump off a cliff for shame and punishment.

Mom: This is my new baby.
Friend: What's his name?
Mom: When I Kick You, I Think of Dora Eating Boots.

Thanks a lot list creator I spewed my drink all over the table

The person who made this list must have been drunk.

6 The Walrus

Then he can say "I am the walrus" when people ask him his name!

Would his name be Paul?

The Walrus? What is wrong with people these days? My name is a bit weird but, this?


Goo goo g'joob

7 Hashtag Hashtag

That one 40 year old parent who was on Facebook and wants her and her child to be "hip", "groovy" and "rad".

What is wrong with people these days?

no comment.

8 Adolf Hitler

A child was once named after this jerk. Why would you do that?

Once this kid learns about him and asks why he was named after this guy, good luck explaining. I feel so sorry for the parent who has to do a good bit of explaining for this one.

Why? That's a very cruel name! Who would wanna name their kid after a guy with a very small brain?

What should I name my son? I know! I'll name him after a dictator! Perfect! (Sarcasm)

9 Swords of Bacteria

This is so funny! Who's behind it?

The pleasure is mine, Hez.
I did lots of research on microbes to come up with this name.


parents can be monsters.

10 C.C.C.C.C.C

Maybe it stands for, crappy chocolate chipping chalk color charger

Does it stand for Charlie Chaplin Chopping Chocolate Chip Cookies?

Maybe that stands for either Cassandra, Cassondra, catandra, Cassidy, Cassidy Junior, catiddy. Or cat, cat, cattie, cat, cat, cattie. Or chicken, chicken, chicks :(, cowboy hat, cowgirl person, cowhorse.

It may stand for Cat cat cat cat cat cat.

The Contenders

11 DiaperLord

What a messed-up name. I even laughed when I saw this.

This is definitely funny, but cruel to name your baby.

The Lord of Diapers! Horrible!

Diaperlord, huh, what's his second name? Pooperyundies?

12 Cut My Hand

So if a bully goes up to a kid and asked for the name the kid will be like cut my hand and the bully will cut the hand

No, please don't do this. That kid will get bullied so much.

That's kid will get extremely bulled

Poor Cut My Hand's hand.

13 Mistake

There actually was a person named this. I feel sorry for them!

A "nicer" way to tell their kids that they're a result of an failed abortion or forgot to use condoms while sex

This is so wrong! Whoever named their poor child this should be named Adolf Mistake.

This is just cruel.

14 Beliber4life

That child will commit suicide!

Who ever named their child this they should be put in jail FOREVER

Shut the hell up about Justin Bieber or all of you lot should go to jail or commit suicide.

That child will get bullied or commit suicide! It's horrible!

15 GoldenPalaceDotCom Silverman

It sounds like the name of a website for an amusement park.

Sounds like a porn website.

16 Baby for Life

I can't stop laughing at this list

17 Fish and Chips

There are twins in Australia called this! Awful!


18 Underwear Wearing Donkey Man

I can't stop laughing at this list!

Donkey Man wearing Underwear

19 Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K

These names just sound like people were trying to be funny...

Special K is cereal!

What the flip!?!? What does this even mean?

Sounds like a drink.

20 @

Pronounced "ai ta" or "love him".

The ā€œ@ā€œ symbol, why?

21 Idiot Pie Pie Penguin FireTruck

Ok this is just getting ridiculous,I mean these are just usernames on a game!


22 North West

Reminds me of Pacifica, whom I hate

Kim, Iā€™m looking at you.

23 Eggplant Smasher
24 Justin Bieber

Who cares people can have the same name.
There is probably people out there with the name Edward Cullen and Jacob Black who were born before Twilight existed.

You mean that bloke that is in his late 30s or early 40s lives in Jacksonville, Florida.
It's not his fault he had the same name and is a lot older than the pop star.
He was born before the pop star with the same name.
Whatever year he was born his parents had the surname Bieber and probably liked the name Justin. Then years later 1994 a younger person was born.

That kid will commit suicide.

He looks like FRED.

25 Batman Bin Suparman

Oh yeah.. on that ID card?

I would name my kid this!

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