Top Ten Dumbest Reasons to Fail Your Drivers' Test

The Top Ten

1 Failing to Yield

I failed my test my first time because a pedestrian waved me on at a crosswalk, so I went. That (bad word) failed me instantly

2 Running a Stop Sign

3 Failure to Parallel Park

4 Crashing

Yes, you can fail your driving test for crashing.

5 Speeding

6 Not Waiting at a Stop Sign Long Enough

7 Running a Red Light

8 Cutting Someone Off

9 Not Having Both Hands on the Wheel

10 Racing

Well, if you can handle that, you can qualify for races!

The Contenders

11 Driving Drunk

12 Due to Instructor's Bad Mood

Fails you for no reason, other than to be on a power trip

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