Top Ten Geeky Valentine's Cards

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The Top Ten

1 ΔEΔt≥hi/2π; I'm certain... about you.

You kind of need to see how this wave function collapses. But I'm uncertain. - PositronWildhawk

2 I'd Periodically do you on a Table.

I just love it sos much. - MoldySock

3 You're More Special Than Relativity!

If my "Valentine" gave me this, I'd react with "you're more general than relativity." - PositronWildhawk

4 Roses reflect a light frequency at one end of the visible electromagnetic spectrum, violets reflect a light frequency at the other end of the visible electromagnetic spectrum, sugar is C12H22O11, and you release the endorphins in my brain.

Well, I understand all of that. But, yeah, it's too complicated to be printed on a card! Or maybe, your valentine can be a nerd like, you (if you're one! ). - Kiteretsunu

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5 You are the ln(e).
6 I love you like Sheldon loves his spot.

Came back to this list because I love this item so much. For some weird reason I think it's like the sweetest thing ever. I'd love this Valentine so much - happyhappyjoyjoy

Aww! That's kind of sweet, but that's a pretty serious relationship! - happyhappyjoyjoy

7 You are the CCS to my HTML.
8 I'm Sagan all my love for you.

This one is such a bad joke it's utterly disgraceful. But what the hell. - PositronWildhawk

9 R4 is red, R2 is blue, if I were the force I'd be with you!
10 Even during a zombie apocalypse I'd still chews you!

The Contenders

11 Set phasers to STUNNING!
12 You auto-complete me.
13 Hey, are you made of copper and titanium? Because you're CuTe.
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1. ΔEΔt≥hi/2π; I'm certain... about you.
2. I'd Periodically do you on a Table.
3. You're More Special Than Relativity!
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