Top 10 Best Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes

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1 Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the M&M's factory for throwing away all the Ws.

Best yo mama joke ever! I fell out of my chair and dropped my iPod! #1 yo mama joke, NOBODY can beat this! I peed my pants and started crying! Haha! Everyday, people tell me yo mama jokes, and I don't ever laugh! Awesome!

I really thought it was funny that she was stupid enough to throw it away just because it was upside down.

No matter how many times I see this, I laugh for 20 seconds. This is the best joke ever. I get it because you turn them upside down and you get a W.

2 Yo mama so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "You forgot the remote."

This proves she is secretly a genius. The robber would be laughing so hard at this that he would have to stop and catch his breath from laughing too hard. Yo mama will then catch up to him and whap him in the face with the remote, take the TV back, and binge-watch Stranger Things.

I'm not a big fan of these jokes because they are kind of rude to people's moms. But this one made me laugh my head off!

The first one almost made no sense, and I was about to exit the website, but then this one made me pee my pants! Oh gosh, my mom is mad!

3 Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Laugh out loud. I think that all of them are funny, but this is the best because how are you going to get hit by a parked car?

It's funny as hell, and makes me laugh my ass off like yo mama depends on it.

I used this in a yo mama contest and won. No more to say there about how great and funny this joke is.

4 Yo mama so stupid she put two quarters in her ear and said, "I'm listening to 50 Cent."

This is so funny, but honestly, imagine if she actually listens to 50 Cent!

This is the funniest joke EVER. I'm laughing so hard right now!

Laugh out loud! Funniest joke I have ever heard.

5 Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.

I love all these jokes! I won a competition today using all these comebacks.

I don't own an Xbox Live, but this one got me!

Laugh out loud! But they should have that.

6 Yo mama so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.

This is hilarious. This is the best made-up yo mama so stupid joke in the entire universe, and this is coming from a guy who loves to determine which mama joke is the best. So far, this one is!

That's really funny. Whoever thought of this one, go to Facebook and post some more so I can read some. Thanks. Peace out, suckers.

I told all my friends that one. We laughed for 4 minutes!

7 Yo mama so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

I was in the library when I read this joke and I burst out laughing and got in trouble for being too loud. It reminds me of a friend of mine. Whenever she throws a rock, it never goes where she's aiming.

ROFLMAO! This is an awesome yo mama joke because it just makes no sense. It makes somebody feel like an idiot.

I laughed solidly for a full 6 minutes after reading this one.

8 Yo mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited all day for it to say go.

I can't stop laughing from that one. I made my best friend cry from that one.

Best laugh out loud, so funny. This is the best. My friend just peed on himself.

9 Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

So funny. I told my friends this and they started laughing hardcore.

It's not like other people don't do this kind of stuff because they do!

I'll get my classmates back with that one.

10 Yo mama so stupid, when I asked her to play a game of 1 on 1 basketball with me, she said, "Okay, but who's on my team?"
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11 Yo mama so stupid, when she threw a grenade at me, I pulled the pin and threw it back.

I have a great sense of humor, and this one was the only one that made me laugh out of all of these. I may quite literally have wet myself, and it took me a while to write this through laughing too much. Laugh out loud.

Hey! Now that's what I call a joke. ROFLMFAO. Damn, I really like it. It should be number 1 for sure. Whoever made it up has some sense of humor, I swear.

LMFAO! I did this once with my cousin. She threw a stink bomb at me (yes, she loves it... I know she's a weirdo). But whatever, I picked it up, shook it, and threw it at her butt. When she was trying to run away, she picked it up and tried to throw it at me, but it exploded on her. LOL, it was so funny.

12 Yo mama so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

Best one yet. I tried this, and my mom yelled at me for trying to recreate a yo mama joke! I didn't even know she liked them, let alone enough to be familiar with what I was doing! Insanity.

Oh my gosh, that is the funniest one. Second would be the one before this one. I just showed this to my friend, and we laughed hysterically. That would be something a dumbass would do.

This is the first Yo Mama joke I ever heard, so it brings back memories. It's still my favorite!

13 Yo mama so stupid when I said drinks are on the house, she went and fetched a ladder.

I'm over here crying from laughter. This is the funniest joke!

This is so funny… I am laughing so hard right now!

It made my class laugh, and it made my teacher laugh and fart. Laugh out loud, vote.

14 Yo mama so stupid when she was on the train tracks, she started to play Subway Surfers.
15 Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

LOL, this joke should seriously be number one! Like, seriously, if this happens... Yo mama really is stupid. LML, I'm just kidding.

I had a hard time trying not to laugh! But it didn't work, it was too funny!

Best joke ever! I was dying! It's so funny.

16 Yo mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.

DAMN, that is just a total burn. Epic! We need a fire truck here, holy mother of God, that is so insulting. To both of you, genius!

ZING! This is the mother of all insults!

Ohh! Someone just got burned! Do you need some ice? Laugh out loud.

17 Yo mama so stupid when her army partner said "enemy at three o'clock," she said, "What do I do until then?"
18 Yo mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, and she asked, "What color?"

Good one! I'm surprised I haven't heard this one before.

19 Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoked.

That is so funny! I just can't stop laughing.

This is too crazy, laugh out loud! This is your boy, Jarquavious Smith, from Greenville.

20 Yo mama so stupid that she thought her calendar tells time.
21 Yo mama so stupid, when she hears about a serial killer she hides her Cheerios!

This is the best joke ever. It's going to help us in our story a lot, thank you!

I snorted when I laughed… Laugh out loud.

This one is very funny. Laugh out loud!

22 Yo mama so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
23 Yo mama so stupid when she got a splinter, she said, "Where's the Ninja Turtles?"

This is funny because Splinter is the rat.

24 Yo mama so stupid she still rides a bike with training wheels.
25 Yo mama so stupid, she told me that my game was frozen, and she put it in the microwave to unfreeze it.
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