Top Ten Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes

The Top Ten
1 Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the M&M's factory for throwing away all the Ws

Best yo mamma joke ever! I feel out of my chair and dropped my iPod! #1 yo mamma joke, NOBODY can beat this! I peed my pants and started crying! Haha! Everyday people tell me yo mamma jokes and I don't ever laugh! Awesome!

Oke... Rocks, but listen to this one: "Please don't introduce me to your mom, her breath smells like a century old fart." Haha what do you say of it now. It's straight from Suriname.

Super super super funny. How do you guy come up with this stuff. yo mama so stupid that she try to slip in between the yellow lines on the road. yo mama so stupid she sticks bat
Treys up her butt and says I got the power

I really thought that that was funny that she was stupid enough to throw it away just because it was upside down.

2 Yo mama so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "you forgot the remote"

This proves she is secretly a genius. The robber would be laughing so hard at this that he would have to stop and catch his breath from laughing too hard, and yo mama will then catch up to him and whap him in the face with the remote, take the TV back, and binge watch Stranger Things

I'm not a big fan of these jokes because they are kinda rude to people's moms... But this one made me laugh my head off!

The first one almost made no sense and was bout to exit website, but then this one made me pee in my pants! OhGosh, my Mom is mad!

So funny! Showed this to my friend during a math test and he laughed like hell! Good one!

3 Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

Wow I for one think these are the best I've ever seen by the way here's a new one yo mommas so stupid she touches the lightbulb when it's on.

Laugh out loud I think that all of the are funny but the this is the best because how are you going to get hit by a parked car.

It's funny like hell, and makes me lmfao like yo mama depends on it.

I used this in a yo mama contest and won the contest... No more to say there about how great and funny this joke is

4 Yo mama so stupid she put two quarters in her ear and said I'm listening to 50 Cent

Laugh out loud I know a one similar to that. Yo momma so stupid she put m&ms in her ears so she could listen to eminen!

So funny but honestly, imagine if she actually listens to 50 cent!

This is the funniest joke EVER I'm laughing so hard right now!

Laugh out loud! Funnest joke I have ever heard

5 Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.

I love all these jokes! I won in a competition today using all these come backs

I don't own an xbox live but this one got me!

Laugh out loud! But they should have that

It is my favorite joke

6 Yo mama so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.

This is hilarious this is the best made up yo mamas so stupid joke in the entire universe and this is coming from a guy who loves to determine which mamma joke is the best and so far this one is!

That's really funny who ever thought of this 1 go 2 face book and post some more so I can read some. Thanks. Peace out suckers.

Told all my friends that one we laughed for 4 minutes!

These jokes are so stupid they're funny, and this is the stupidest

7 Yo mama so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed

I was in the library when I read this joke and I busted out laughing and got in trouble for being too loud. It reminds me of a friend of mine, whenever she throws a rock it never goes where she's aming.

That's the most best joke I've ever heard. Yo mama so fat when she went into a church and sat on a bible jesus came out and said let my people go.

ROFLMAO! This is an awesome yo mama joke because it just makes no sense. It makes somebody feel like an idiot

I made this one up. Abd I made the other one that's: yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

8 Yo mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited all day for it to say go.

This one is so funny! I got one.
yo mama so stupid that when someone broke in, she put 911 on the microwave and couldn't find the call button!

Can't stop laughing from that one. I made my best friend cry from that one

You guys' jokes are awesome!

This one got me laughing

9 Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money

Last time I did that was when I had 5 more cars and it was just a small mr miny sized car that doesn't even work so no reason to worry your mom should have enough gas to trade a car for P.S. well maybe a toy car

So funny I told my friends this and they started laughing hard core.

Its not like other people don't do this kind of stuff because they do!

I'll get my classmates back with that one.

10 Yo mama so stupid, when I asked her to play a game of 1 on 1 basketball with me, she said, Okay, but who's on my team?

I have one: Yo mamas so stupid when she was asked to do a face off with someone, she said: "I like my head though"

Cracked my penis off

The Contenders
11 Yo mama so stupid, when she threw a grenade at me, I pulled the pin and threw it back.

I have a great sense of humor, and this one was the only one that made me laugh out of all of these... I may quite literal have wet myself and it took me a while to write this through laughing too much laugh out loud

All your mommas out there watch out for them cars. Bring me that ladder I've had drinks on the house. If she was locked in matress world she should have slept on a mattress but them fell off.

HEY! Now that's what call a joke ROFLMFAO damn I really like it, it should be like number 1 for sure
Whoever made it up has some sense of humor I Swear

LMFAO!, I did this once with ma cousin, she threw a stink bomb at my but (yea she loves it... I know she's a weirdo, but whatever, I picked it up and shaked it and threw it at HER butt, when she was trying to run away, she picked it up and tried to throw it at me but exploded on her, LOL it was so funny

12 Yo mama so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.

Best one yet. I tried this and my mom yelled at me for trying to recreate a yo mama joke! I didn't even know she liked them, let alone enough to be familiar with what I was doing! Insanity.

Oh my gosh that is the funniest one. Second would be the one before this one. I just showed this to my friend and we laughed histerically. That would be something a dumbass would do.

Mom: "What's it doing now? No, don't go in the corner! Don't do it! "
Son: "Mom, it's a couch."
Mom: "I know, I was looking at the porn on your laptop"
Son *Blushes*

This is the first Yo Mama joke I ever heard, so it brings back memories. It's still my favorite!

13 Yo mama so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and fetched a ladder.

This cracked me up! I have another one yo mama so fat she sad on an ipod and made an ipod

I'm over here crying laughing this is the funniest joke.!

So funny... I am pissing my pants right now!

I am sorry but that lame

14 Yo mama so stupid when she was on the train tracks she started to play subway surfers

How many point she got

That was so funny

I think that she be #1

15 Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out

Lolol this joke should seriously be number one! Like seriously if this happens... Yo mama really is stupid
Lml I'm just kidding.

Had a hard time trying not to laugh! But it didn't work it was too funny!

Best joke ever! I was dying! So funny

This crap is hilarious! '! '!

16 Yo mama so stupid, she gave birth to you

DAMN that is just total burn epic we need a fire truck here holy mother of god that is so insulting to both you genius!

I don't get this one. Do you want to hear mine? Here it goes.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Big Nate was a giant.

I think that this is hilarious but it don't make since much... My favorite was 1.

ZING! This is the mother of all insults!

17 Yo mama so stupid when her army partner said enemy at three o'clock she said what do I do until then

When they say enemy at 3 o clock, just imagine 3 o clock's position on the clock. It's on the right so the army partner meant to say enemy on the Eastern side. by the way this was coming from a 12 yr old and I didn't research it.

How dumb can you people get put something people can understand.
Jokes it was good
Sike dumb ass

Love this joke so funny

18 Yo mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color T.V, and she asked, what color?

Yo mama so stupid she waited for for a stop sign to say go.

Good one! I'm surprised I haven't heard this one before.

19 Yo mama so stupid that she thought her calendar tells time

Yo mama so stupid she thought her face was a butt/because it smelled

20 Yo mama so stupid she thought sea weed was something fish smoked

That is so funny! I just can't stop laughing

This to crazy laugh out loud! This ya boy Jarquavious Smith From Greenville

21 Yo mama so stupid, when she hears about a serial killer she hides her Cheerios!

It's the best joke ever it going to help us in our story a lot thank you!

I snorted when I laughed... laugh out loud

This one I very funny laugh out loud!

22 Yo mama so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem
23 Yo mama so stupid when she got a splinter she said where's the Ninja Turtles

Funny because splinter is the rat.

24 Yo mama so stupid she still rides a bike with training wheels
25 Yo mama so stupid that she tried to find the coin slot to play the Xbox
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