Top Ten Ideas for a New South Park Episode


The Top Ten

1 Back to the Classic

YES! The old voices should come back and nothing too complex or maybe they journey through time and see all the seasons (not all episodes)

The boys build a time machine and travel to the first episodes of the series - Yona_db

Don't think it's going to happen Mary Kay Bergman, Eliza Schneider, and Issac Hayes are dead - Ihateschool

2 Pulcino Cartman

Cartman sings Kyle's Mom's a B****, again. And he becomes a great famous singer. - Yona_db

This one sounds awesome - OneWayStreet

3 The Omen: The Return of Damien

Great I also think pip and damian should become best friends.

Damien returns to destroy South Park - Yona_db

And almost succeed at it

4 Cloudy with a Chance of Monsters

All monsters in the series, return to destroy and dominate South Park. And only the children with the help of a monster (Scuzzlebutt or Robert Smith in his monster form) will be able to stop the evil monsters - Yona_db

It would be great to see Scuzzlebutt - OneWayStreet

5 The Stick of the Truth

Three episodes based on the game - Yona_db

6 Lorde vs Lorde

The Real Lorde appears in South Park, To kill Randy. - Yona_db

7 A New Mr. Slave For Mr. Garrison

Mr. Garrison wants to have a new boyfriend. On another occasion, Cartman wants to kiss Patty Nelson - Yona_db

8 Gingerdead

Scott returns with many Ginger Children, To destroy Cartman. - Yona_db

9 A Soul a Day

Based on the book, "Every Day" by David Levithan, an unexplained "spirit" takes the place of a different South Park resident every day. Every resident is "possessed" until this spirit moves on to a new town.

10 Someone Gets Pregnant

A random 4th grader gets pregnant and the class (apart from from Cartman, because he has made a bet that she will abort it, and will try and make that happen no matter what) to keep it.

The Newcomers

? Friendly Fairy Romance

A bunch of fairies who repeatedly have sex invade South Park and the residents' privacy.

? Cartmans Biggest Trans-Gression

After the girls are split into two sides, Wendy is at a loss, she must choose between her friends and her beliefs. Meanwhile “Erica” tries to sneak his way into a meeting for the free snacks

The Contenders

11 Terrance and Phillip in: The Final Fart
12 Kenny Moves

As a parody of the movie 8 Mile, Kenny's family can't afford to live in south park anymore and have to move to Detroit where kenny becomes a famous rapper.

13 Blame Canada, Again!
14 South Park 51

The mayor wants to use a astronaut from USA to destroy the world

15 The President vs. the Dictator

This episode is about Mr. Garrison who got fired as president and sent to jail after terrorizing the citizens of South Park and after he is free he decides wants his revenge on whoever is president of the U.S is currently instead of getting his old job back as a teacher.

16 You Can’t Handle the Youth

Sounds like a good idea we rarely see the adults past only a few episodes show us what they look liked but never gave us any details about what their lives were like when they were younger

The adults of South Park miss their childhoods and they go their local inventor Dr. Bruce Hamilton and he takes the adults through time back to when they were young.

17 Black Metal

South Park should make a black metal episode.

18 NFL Nightmare

It is discovered that every event in the NFL is scripted and since Rob Gronkowski is the cover athlete of madden 17 in a game against the Ravens he is scripted to get a fake injury to keep the myth of the madden curse alive and he disagrees so the NFL decides to give him a real injury

19 Terrance and Phillip Retire
20 Terrance and Philip vs Drake

You should do a shoe where Terrance and Philip are jealous of new star Canadian Drake. Drake should be drawn like American characters but somehow Terrance and Phillip discovers he wears a disguise and is really a basic drawn character like all the Canadians. You should focus on the points that Drake steals all American culture and just fill in the rest. It should be easy from here

21 PC Principal Vs Police Chief Harrison Yates

I think it would be really funny to see social justice warrior PC Principal storm into the the South Park police department who go out of there way to be as racist, bigoted and corrupt as possible and tell them that they aren't doing their job properly, which would make the chief angry at being told how to do his job. Create some bad blood in South Park.

22 Girl vs boys

A new girl comes to town. Pretty much a tom boy but smart to
She likes Kyle but in order to get his attention
Makes every boy miserable she also find a best friend in Wendy.
But inside her wealth home is a father and mother who doesn't love her because of her younger siblings.

23 Kybe (Kyle/Bebe)

Kyle and Bebe go out with Stan and Wendy on a double couple date, only to find the new girl that likes Kyle, incredibly jealous and suspicious.

24 House of Cartmans

After the grill accidentally catches on fire while a barbecue party is at Cartman’s house, it causes the whole house to burn down which means Cartman and his Mom, Liane have to find a new house to live in South Park. None of the houses that Liane can afford are ones where Cartman feels the most satisfied. Cartman decides that he will be the one who chooses whatever house he wants no matter how expensive that particular house is.

25 City Towers

Tuong Lu Kim is fed up of waiting for customers to arrive at City Wok. City Wok hasn’t had customers in two weeks and Mr. Kim is not earning enough money. Then one day, Mr. Kim decides to renovate City Wok into a hotel.

26 City Sunset Heights

City Wok hasn’t had a customer in two straight weeks, and Mr. Kim is feeling fed up of waiting for money and customer. So he decides to renovate City Wok into a hotel called City Sunset Heights.

27 The Weakness of Skydiving

When the boys decide to go skydiving to help keep themselves from being bored, their parents warn them that skydiving is required for adults, but the boys themselves get their comeuppance by forget to pull their cords on their parachute and fall hard on the ground. Which lands them straight to the hospital.

28 Gory Christmas, Woodland Critters!

After the Woodland Critters have to come back from hell to create havoc on Christmas in South Park, the South Park residents and Santa have to team up together to put an end to their violent terrorism from continuing.

29 Kenny Unhooded

An episode where Kenny is seen without an completely unhooded head and speaking clearly not in a background, not for a short while... but a whole episode. The idea would be brilliant since we'd get to know more about him.

30 New Doge

After Stan and his family decide that it’s time too get a new dog they decide to get a dog that’s able to be healthy until they find a Shiba Inu named Mehdi who would seem like a great family pet for the Marshs but not towards strangers with other pets.

31 Going, Going Nude

The boys discover that there is a 48 hour nude famine occurring in South Park. The famine is forcing all the South Park residents to wear no clothes and become all naked.

32 War of Transport

A raging war between cyclists and drivers where in the episode, a complete mockery of road rage between cyclists and drivers happens. Kind of like a lord of the rings theme

33 The Sibling Drama

Just random sibling probblems focusing on the the kids and there siblings. Would include Stan and Shelley.kenny.kevin and karen. Kyle and ike.craig and tricia.and henrrietta and Bradley and have there most comforting sibling moments and there worst and portray what its like to have a sibling.

34 The Goonies Remix

The school puts on a play wherein Cartman is the "Sloth" character and the other kids are the kids from the movie.

35 Mr Mackey’s Strange Illness

Mr. Mackey is finding it hard to manage his daily life with his large head. He wants to know how the doctors can make his head be the same size like all the other people in South Park.

36 300 Everything

This episode celebrates it’s 300th episode anniversary of South Park. In this special edition episode, it will also figure out which episodes are the most funniest, silliest and most memorable. (Even though South Park is a very iconic show).

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Top Remixes

1. Pulcino Cartman
2. Back to the Classic
3. The Omen: The Return of Damien


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