Top Ten Lists Made By TheTopTens Member PositronWildhawk

Tell me, what was my best? I make this list with all modesty and propriety.

The Top Ten

1 Top Ten Worst Comments to Make at a Funeral

Thanks to what I added to this list and what other people have added, I have fallen over chortling. I now need medication every femtosecond. - PositronWildhawk

I know what a femtosecond is because of the big bang theory haha - keycha1n

Yikes haha this was interesting haha to hear the crazy things people may say at the time of perish made me cringe a little but great list - Curti2594

I love love love this! It shows how creatively funny Positron can be. True genius! - Kiteretsunu

I Personally enjoy all of your lists my friend, but this one in particular made me laugh. - Beatlesboy9

2 Top Ten Worst Things to Find In Your Home

My most successful list, and I'm not a bit surprised. It's brilliant, and I'm sure most of you agree. - PositronWildhawk

My first ever comment was on that list! Oh good times... - keycha1n

I Can GUARANTEE you Justin Beiber Will be in it. - DapperPickle

Well, that part isn't really my fault. Nor is the fact that it shot from 21 to 1, above many worse things to find in your home. - PositronWildhawk

This List is a successful list created by a wonderful user PositronWildhawk, this list is funny and so as the other lists created by him. - Dreamformusic

3 Funniest and Stupidest Signs

This one's my favourite. Laughed the most reading this! :D - Britgirl

I still laugh at them all. I really mean them all. Including the ones that have been added by likeminded TopTenners. I thank you all. - PositronWildhawk

4 Top Ten Worst Comments to Make at a Wedding
5 Top Ten Music Artists Who Are Most Likely to Ruin the World's Music Industry
6 Top Ten Stupid, Hilarious (And True) Exam Answers

Wondering what's taught in schools these days? This underrated list asks more questions than it answers. - PositronWildhawk

We should do such things on the tests. It would destroy their logic of "right" and "wrong"!

It was awesome list.A pure masterpiece. - divphygamer

7 Top Ten Longest Movie Titles

This list is so underrated. Very clever, random and bizarre. More people should see this. - Britgirl

8 Most Embarrassing Mistakes Made by Marketers

The baby. The guy throwing up. Amazing list, Positron! - CityGuru

I think this list is one of my most underrated. - PositronWildhawk

9 Top Ten Lists Made By TheTopTens Member Britgirl

Dude all your list are amazing I don't think you ever made a bad one. Good job


10 Worst Things for a Surgeon to Do During an Operation

In response to that guy, probably not. If I hear news of a patient who began drastic scalpel-to-scalpel combat with the surgeon out of fear, I'll blame you. - PositronWildhawk

I love this list! The perfect thing to show one's mates before they get a transplant! Maybe.

Like a surgeon cuttin' for the very 1st like a surrgeon

The Contenders

11 Top Ten Most Bizarre News Headlines
12 Top Ten Worst Things to Say at a Job Interview

How can I choose? I like all of them! He's made plenty brilliant ones! - keycha1n

13 Top Ten Worst Comments to Make at a Retirement Home

I agree britgirl! This is a good list! - funnyuser

Haha! Look P.W, so good it was added twice! Seriously, a really funny list. - Britgirl

14 Top Ten Weirdest Dreams That People Have
15 Top Ten Most Random and Worst Situations To Be In

Haha! I remember how this one came about. It was born on Sunday 15 / 9 / 13. And agree - great list. - Britgirl

I love this list. I'm not just saying that. - PositronWildhawk

16 Top Ten Strangest Ways to End a Relationship
17 Songs That Would Sound Amusing If Done With a Posh British Accent

Positron actually makes lists that are

Number one- funny
Number two- creative
Number three- thought out (examples- anagrams, card tricks - CityGuru

I discovered Moby with this list. So thanks for that. Oh and the list of songs are also pretty funny when you think about them. - Britgirl

A random subject, as I said, but one that, as the list proved, is worth debating. - PositronWildhawk

The pleasure is mine, Britgirl. - PositronWildhawk

18 Top Ten Worst Things for a Paramedic to Say to a Patient
19 Top Ten Lists Made by TheTopTen Member PositronWildhawk So Far

This particular one shows the best of the best of PositronWildhawk. He's made too many good lists to choose just a few. I really do like them all :-) - Britgirl

And the same goes for you, Britgirl. Thanks for those kind words. - PositronWildhawk

You're welcome, P. I mean every word. - Britgirl

20 Top Ten Worst Comments to Make In a Retirement Home
21 Top Ten Worst Comments To Make In A Maternity Ward
22 Top Ten Charismatic Richard Feynman Quotes That Inspire One To Pursue Science

I like the fact that I've shared enthusiasm with this list. - PositronWildhawk

23 Exam Questions We Wish Were On Every Exam
24 Top Ten Harry Potter Book Extracts Replacing The Word Wand With Penis
25 Best Songs from Röyksopp's The Inevitable End
26 Top Ten Annoying Things About The Guy Who Adds Justin Bieber To Every New List

Just a brilliant list to air our views about The Idiot. Boy did I feel better contributing to this list. And there's time and space for lots more! - Britgirl

27 Top Ten Worst Places to Crash Your Car
28 Top Ten Jokes We Laugh At Because They're Awful

I enjoyed this list - funnyuser

29 Top Ten Physics Jokes
30 Top Ten Worst Properties of Matter to Have an Infinite Amount Of
31 Top Ten 21st Century Science Non-Fiction Writers
32 Most Elaborate Yet Worthy Forms of Revenge
33 Top Ten Most Disturbing Genuine Quotes from Semen-based Recipe Books
34 Top Ten Amazing Card Tricks You Should Try
35 Top Ten Worst Sentences To Forget To Include Apostrophes
36 Top Ten Worst Things to Hear While Giving Birth
37 Top Ten Philosophical Demons
38 Top Ten Ways To Annoy PetSounds
39 Top Ten Best Chillstep Tracks
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