Top Ten Diets You Probably Haven't Heard Of
Stands for Gut And Psychology Syndrome. Taken if you are suffering from digestive problems related to the brain. GAPS restricts you from consumption of grains, gluten, dairy, starch, and sugar. Making and eating fermented foods (sauerkraut, kefir, kvass, ) helps with the diet. The diet is taken for two years, and helps to heal the whole of the gut, from mouth to butt, including the stomach, small and large intestines, liver, oesophagus, tonsils, bladder. After the GAPS diet is completed, the brain starts to function properly again.
I'm on GAPS! Been off and on it for five years now, but I'm staying on it for a whole year. Helps to cure my PANDAS. :D
No food is consumed. Dieters believe that food is not needed for humans to survive.
What kind of nutjob invented this?
My dad thinks starving myself helps me lose weight.
I used to do this and the only reason it didn't work is because I abused the amount of freedom I had with what I could eat.
Eating low fat cookies instead of what the average person eats. Cookies for breakfast, cookies for lunch, and cookies for dinner. The perfect excuse!
Mum: Jimmy! Stop eating those cookies this instant and eat your cabbage soup!
Jimmy: I can't, mum. I'm on the Cookie Diet! :3
Mum: *Reads Wikipedia article* Yeah. You are. *Takes away cabbage soup and backs away slowly. *
Laugh out loud, you're going to love this one! Low fat cookies are eaten to quell hunger, often in place of a meal. Cookies for breakfast! Now you have the perfect excuse! >:D
More like the “get diabeetus quick” diet
Junk food for breakfast, junk food for lunch, junk food for dinner.
Breakfast - processed bacon, gummy fried eggs.
Lunch - raid the local sweet shop or supermarket, then chomp your way through your hoard of goodies. Very filling!
Dinner - Several marshmallows, medium rare, seasoned with sprinkles, and served with a melted dark chocolate sauce. An alternative to steak! (Medium rare steak, seasoned with garlic, served with tomato sauce/ketchup. )
I tried this diet once, and my parents called me fat after a while :(
I think it's a malpractice, not a legitimate diet plan.
Getting fed from a feeding tube, not eating anything.
I pity those who are forced to endure this.
Reduces phenols and salicylates.
Actually focuses on health instead of just weight loss.
If you get something good like a cold cut, and not a pizza sub, this could be so good for your body! But eating it all day every day could make you sick
For those of you who love Subway. Subway sandwiches each mealtime in place of what the average person eats.