Top Ten Random Things to Say at Your Family Christmas Party
The Top Ten
1 Eggs are the devil's cholesterol!
2 For freedom!! And muffins.
Sounds like something Derpy Hooves would say.
I'm not interested if there are no muffins.
After all who doesn't like muffins?
3 Cowaf****** Piece of Dog S***!
4 Go ahead and call the police. They can't unhug you.
5 I shot Santa and burned his corpse in my fireplace
Oh the looks on all the little bastards' faces
If there's kids, don't
6 Why are Spongebob's parents cookies? Why??!!
7 Gimme that pumpkin frittata!
8 Kahn!!!!!
I'd love to shout this when the whole family are just falling asleep during watching Mary Poppins...
9 When a 21 year old cat hooks up with a 16 year old girl, he ain't looking for no ice cream
Anyone who's seen Good Times knows it ain't an actual cat
Phew! I'm 14 and my cat's 7.
10 Milk Milk Lemonade, this is where fudge is made!
Amy Schumer is funny
The Contenders
11 I Like Turtles!
12 Allahu Akbar!
13 Is taking a s**t in someone's backpack okay?
14 I Have Hepatitis C
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