Top 10 Reasons Why Cerealguy Is a Threat to World Peace and Should Be Put Behind Bars

The Top Ten Reasons Why Cerealguy Is a Threat to World Peace and Should Be Put Behind Bars

1 He is on the FBI Most Wanted List
2 He quickscoped Kennedy in Dallas with a toy sniper

Oswald didn't do it,the pizza did it :P - CerealGuy

3 His name sounds very curious
4 He thought Nuclear Bombs could make world peace
5 He is a Nazi and the Nazis are bad

Because the media told us - CerealGuy

6 He thought he could fly so he crashed into a building
7 He killed over 9000 Corn Flakes
8 He left his Jewish friend in the closet... With Hitler
9 His list causes ebola, cancer and seizures
10 He worshiped god... By destroying churches with chest bomb

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11 He put 6 million people in his shower camp... And it killed them
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