Top 10 Reasons Why Cerealguy Is a Threat to World Peace and Should Be Put Behind Bars

The Top Ten

1 He is on the FBI Most Wanted List

2 He quickscoped Kennedy in Dallas with a toy sniper

3 His name sounds very curious

4 He thought Nuclear Bombs could make world peace

5 He is a Nazi and the Nazis are bad

Because the media told us

6 He thought he could fly so he crashed into a building

7 He killed over 9000 Corn Flakes

8 He left his Jewish friend in the closet... With Hitler

9 His list causes ebola, cancer and seizures

10 He worshiped god... By destroying churches with chest bomb

The Contenders

11 He put 6 million people in his shower camp... And it killed them

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