Top Ten Strange Things for Teachers to Yell at Their Class

The Top Ten
1 Who wants to take my clothes off?

Sheesh, she's either really horny or is doing a science demonstration about the human body...

Now this is just bizarre.

Okay, I am NOT a volunteer!

2 Swab the deck!
3 Fart again and I will slap you with Bologna!

HA this list is so funny!

4 Speak again and I will kill you!
5 You're all barnacleheads!
6 Who wants to watch Titanic?
7 Get the hell out of my class!

This is for real. When students are being too annoying and/or disruptive, the teachers kick them out of class.

Sometimes heard if the student's an annoying dumbo.

A teacher said that to my dad once when he was a kid.

8 My name is Karla Homolka!

This would especially be strange if your name is Karla Homolka.

9 Damn you for letting him out!
10 They can take our lives but they will never take our freedom!

Yet they take away the students' freedom.

The Contenders
11 Who wants to see a unicorn?
12 I will make America great again
13 I said whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe!
14 I will mutate a flabbergast while spanking your lower back with a switch.
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