Top Ten Things This List Allows You to Do

Welcome! :) This list allows you freedom of speech on anything! Anything goes (minus overly sexual and racist comments of course) But grievances, funny stuff are totally allowed. :)
The Top Ten
1 Make Random Comments

I am pretty sure that the main reason why wearing your bra as a hat is not accepted in society is due to the undeniable fact that there are times, times when my saliva tastes liie unicorn pee. You might get sad when you listen this, but it's the truth. We all need to accept the fact that Oranges are, in fact, delicious and nutritious. Who would have thought of that? The perfect reply to that question would be: Yeah, you think that you are an alive pyramid? Well, guess what, since you don't wear your bra as a hat in public, you are as rotten as an orange turned black.

(Great list by the way)

Is it permitted that I eat gherkins with my fingers or do I eat the gherkins first and then eat my fingers? Ahh...the problems I have to face on a daily basis.

The Flesh-eating tornados are cannibalizing me. it's not very pleasent, because I am in the middle of the library of babel. anyway, up is down and alfred the unready should stick his head up his butt. VIVA LA RAGGED INSOMNIA!

I love cadburys cream eggs and one time I hung around an old folks home dressed as the grim reaper and pointed at the old people from outside the Windows to scare them

2 Remix It
3 Vote For This Item

Congratulations item you've got a random person's vote.

Just because it's last on the list and looks lonely

Oh wait I chose to vote for something else instead.

Great! I pressed the VOTE button! HOORAY!

4 Name Your Favourite Film

Tough choice. Batman and The Dark Knight as well as The Shawshank Redemption are choices for me.
EDIT: The Green Mile!

The Fortnite movie by Little LIZARD, no film can come close not even garfield the movie

A Tie Between Madeline: Lost in Paris, Tamagotchi the movie, and Atlantis: Milo's Return.

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The Dark Knight, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows �" Part 2

5 Tell Jokes

A lot of the time when it's a list made by the funny Britgirl the descriptions and feedback will tend to also make you laugh.

I'm always taken back by the intoxicating aroma of my Mum cooking. But not quite as much as the echo of the screaming...

I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Why did the cat make pleased sounds when walking out of the sushi restaurant? He tried the "shrimp tempurra."

6 Give You Favourite Band / Singer A Mention

Madeon and Porter Robinson are my two favorite artists and more people should listen to them.

Let me give a shoutout to Radiohead, Lil Ugly Mane, Death Grips, Eminem, Danny Brown; hell, all of my favorite artists.

I have several favorites though, so it's hard to pinpoint which one would top the list.

CAN I really say something about them, and about WHO they are? YES?

7 Talk About Something Really Lame

It is utterly shocking how much more I fit the category of lame than other stuff being talked about in the comments

I bought a new coffee maker that doesn't work. Does that count? I'm not good at the internet

You Know, Something that You Hate, Something that You Neutral with, or Whatever

Did you know that water has a "er" so technically, water means temple doer.

8 You Can Comment Anything

Wow, how very kind of you! I am eternally grateful for giving me this wonderful opportunity to speak whatever I want to say. I must tell my fellow comrades to spread this gift no man could never top. It is truly a blessing and your act of generosity shall forever be commemorated. To show you how much I appreciate this freedom you have bestowed upon us, I shall set up a shrine in your honor, as well as a monument so big, so enormous, that everyone will be aware of your great service in this planet we call Earth. Now, farewell. I shall begin spreading the tale of the delicate and ethereal angel who has given us the purest, most wholesome present mankind could ever receive.

Part II of my really long comments will be only 57 pages long, if I post it.

Please like this comment if you hate terrorism

You modern humans are making weird statements.

9 Tell us What You Have In Your Pockets At This Very Moment

My dress doesn't have pockets but my purse has...wait a minute, don't go away...

Ha 10 pounds, a safety pin, a debit card, a fly's wing, a piece of stale chocolate, some receipts which go back to the 1980s and a HMV voucher which has zero amount of money on... Hmm...

In my left pocket, there is my right index finger and in my right pocket, there is my left index finger. I am typing this with my toes. Thanks for bringing that to attention

I'm wearing a coat that has gloves in the pockets. I know I'm boring

Silly silly, they don't make pockets for ladies clothing...!

10 Moan About Everything and Anything

Why did I come to this list? It's brilliant and all, but I could be using this time to make the world better. There's so much suffering going on, right in front of our ignorance, and if we continue along this path, it'll only get worse! The world is dying under global warming, poverty, war, and, OH GOD, BRUSSELS SPROUTS! We need to act fast, and we need to do it now! But first, ice cream! Ice cream makes everyone happy!

You know how sometimes you just want to kill everyone? Not trying to sound violent. Just I want to be alone... you know... AND THEN YOU SEE THAT YOUR FAVORITE T.V. SHOW IS GETTING CANCELED! So you decide to get some food. Then everything is better. After that, you realized you left your dog outside and it ran away. That's how I feel right now.

Ugh! I don't know what to whine about? Why? Someone give me something to moan about! I hate this!

I should be doing homework right now but I'm procrastinating by coming here instead! EUGH!

The Contenders
11 Give Your Favourite TopTenner a Mention

Okay, how about, Camaro6 is my favorite user? Sorry, couldn't think of anything else to write about her. Well except that she's really nice and fun to chat with.

Metal_Treasure, he kinda tried when I resurfaced in 2014 coming back from long hiatus his way of knowledge is pretty impressive.

I'm still a little new to the community here, but DarkBoi-X, PhoenixAura81, and Metal_Treasure are three great users I'd like to mention.

ModernSpongeBobSucks, followed by ResonatingScreamS (Tied with NightmareCinema). You're third/fourth, Britgirl, which is still awesome.

12 Talk About Situational and “What If” Scenarios

Okay...What if...two people had two identical horses? But had no idea how to tell them apart?! What if... because of this, there was so much confusion that one of the couple killed the other because no matter how much they fought, they couldn't reach an agreement on whose horse was whose?! What if... in prison, because the whole horse thing was playing on his mind and the guilt that he had killed his best friend, he started lashing out at everyone in prison; the inmates, the guards...What if... he ended up in Solitary Confinement for months at a time for his own and the protection of other inmates. What if... because of his solitude his brain turned to mush; he became mute, unable to string the most basic of words together and sat in the corner of his cell, forgotten about; dribbling from his mouth. What if... the prison authorities just kicked the useless, inmate-bashing, mouth-foaming lump of lard out and he became a teacher?! What then?! And all because he couldn't spot that all ...more

What if no one thought of the idea of school? Would life be better or worse? I don't know

What effects would the Earth experience if Mercury was twice as large as Jupiter?

What if Jupiter was made of plutonium, and then entered the asteroid belt?

13 You Can Hate On Anything You Want

While chatting online with Americans, I utterly despise their close-mindedness when I ask for the temperature and they reply in Farenheit and I am forced to convert it to Celsius for my understanding as Americans are too close minded to realise that there are a lot of non-Americans on the internet

Anything You Want is awful! I... wait, someone beat me to this joke? Aw man! I'll do something else I guess.
I hate JoJo Siwa so much. She's super fake and annoying, and her music makes the likes of Niki Manaj, Rebecca Black, and even Jacob Sartorious look like Mozart.

I hate those little wire things that are always attached to brand new clothes. There a pain to tear off and they get lost easily.

Man, Are Zootopia And Suicide Squad The Same? , Because They Are Both Garbage, Also Ariana Grande Sucks And Only Losers Like Her

14 Comment Song Lyrics

"Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain. You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today. And then one day you find ten years have got behind you. No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun." I love me some Pink Floyd!

You have to show that you're really not scared!

You're playing' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare!

They'll kick you, then they beat you, then they'll tell you it's fair, so beat it! But you wanna be bad...

Hey, Young blood! Doesn't it feel! Like our time is running out? I'm gonna change you, like a remix, then I'll raise you like a phoenix!

"Bring out the charge of the love brigade
There is spring in the air once again
Drink to the sound of the song parade
There is music and love ev'rywhere"

15 Talk About Justin Bieber

Her songs are life-changing, inspiring, heartwarming, and calming. Her voice is soothing and heavenly as well. Have you heard the abomination that is "Baby"? Listen to it. It's a very lovely song from hers and will very much make you want to not exist on this planet.

I'm happy at the fact that in this modern age of increasingly radical feminism, Justin Bieber is still being hated for his music and not due to the fact that he is a straight white male.

His music ranges from mediocre and bland to pretty alright. Heck, I'd even say that "What Do You Mean" is good.

Feel free to use this slot to say what you like about him - good or not so good.

16 Talk About Space, Conspiracies, and History

DNA tests are a scam created by the government. They ask for your dna and there’s this thing that no one actually reads that says they can sell your DNA to any third party companies, including the government. So, if you were saying things about them or exposing them, they could easily use your DNA to frame you for a crime you didn't do to get rid of you. Also, if they have DNA of young people, they can sell it to you for a lot of money to kind of reverse the aging process.

The character Spider-Man is a ploy set up my Marvel Comics so they can distract the public from them spending money on anti-biotics that are turning the fish gay.

Okay everything connects to construct the end of the world eclipse, and a meteora coming towards all the planets arranged sigh...

Conspiracies? I watch too much Shane Dawson, so I know of plenty.

17 Role Play As Your Favorite Character

Another average day at the Striaton Gym. Chili's busy working on another music lecture to give to the fanbase, Cress is practicing his violin, and I'm just sitting here watching it all. In case you didn't know, we're on lunch break.

Who IS my favorite character? Luigi? Kirby? Plankton?Well, maybe I'll be Kirby mixing Luigi and Plankton's abilities and OH MAH GERD THAT IS DISTURBING IMAGERY

I have so many. Maybe I would go for Darth Vader Incoming:
Come to the dark side and we will rule the galaxy with our might!

The Dark Side is so strong, I go to the Dark Side because of your mother. The rule forbids us to love each other.

18 Talk About Your Future

I want to be a music producer, but that's probably an unrealistic career goal so I should just make music as a hobby and look for something else.

Maybe in a few years, I will work up the courage to get my works published. Well, try.

I'll either become an artist or run a cafe in Japan

By the time I turn 18, I will no linger be virgin.

19 Talk About Politics and the Economy

Kinda like a certain left winged liberal or even a super right winged conservative I presume.

But it's what tears America apart, right?

Why did trump become president?

20 You Can Share Your Own Opinions

Nickelback is way overhated everywhere like the treatment of the one known as Roman Reigns that's if you get the reference of the opposite meaning to this of course.

Migraine is the best song ever lyrics wise, but Damage is the best song ever sound wise.

Run The Jewels are the equivalent of Soulja Boy compared to Death Grips.

Megadeth is better than Metallica

21 Tell Us Your Plans For The Weekend

Thetoptens, sleeping, camping, video games. It's summer where I live so I'm not sure when the weekend stops but soon I'm going to my dad's house. I haven't saw him in forever.

Listening to music Listening to music TheTopTens sleeping Listening to music that sort of stuff

TheTopTens, Sleeping, TheTopTens, TheTopTens, Sleeping, TheTopTens and TheTopTens.

Get a Lamborghini and a new girlfriend. To torture some bad guys.

22 You Can Joke Here

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

Who sings a song

23 Mention Your Favorite User
24 You Can Tell Your Favorite TV Show

Countless. Let's see here. Moesha, The Parkers, Everybody Hates Chris, 1998 Powerpuff Girls, 2003 Teen Titans, Avatar the Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, Spongebob Squarepants, All That, The Amanda Show, The Loud House, Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, The Fairly OddParents, Invader Zim, Drake & Josh, Zoey 101, iCarly, Victorious, Hey Arnold!, Rick and Morty, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Bob's Burgers, Friends, etc.

Steven Universe, though it's been a few months since I last watched it.

Adventure Time and Regular Show.

Favorite: Live Action show(s): Breaking Bad and Lost.
Favorite Cartoon(s): South Park.

25 Write Rap Lyrics

You mean rap god lyrics, but okay.

Potato potato potato

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