Ten Things Fake Best Friends Do


The Top Ten

1 They leak your secrets

Told the girl who I thought was my best friend about my crush, then 5 minutes later everyone finds out. - ItsDaWorldOfSNuGGLEZ

This right here is why I never tell anyone my personal business. - Minecraftcrazy530

Trust me I would know... - frankjackson

In 5th grade, I told my closest group of friends who I had a crush on (it was like 4 girls) and the next day, everyone knows about it. AARRRGGHHH - Absolite

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2 They talk behind your back with your enemies
3 They just don't listen

I think This one is the worst you friends are your pillars, your rocks your meant to support one another! They could at least try so they are in your favour.

4 They leave you alone when you are in need
5 They feel jealous of your achievements

This and almost every item here is my ex best friend IRL In a nutshell - MLPFan

6 They never agree with you
7 They seem to be with you for their own benefits

This is something that will definitely get on your nerves. - ItsDaWorldOfSNuGGLEZ

8 They are quick at turning you down

Once I had this Spanish class and when I was there I made a friend. I don't remember much about him though. But on the last day on the class we played some games. I think the game was bingo. And if you won the game then you got a prize. So I didn't win one time and then I took another bingo card and won a calculator. But my friend didn't win anything. Then a couple days later I got an email from him. He said that he wasn't going to be my friend anymore because I cheated at the bingo game. I didn't even cheat but he thought I did! And all I won was a dumb calculator anyway! What a jerk! I'm glad that I'm not his friend anymore. - SammySpore

9 They go out with your ex

Now that is nasty! - frankjackson

Especially for guys you can't do that.

10 You rarely hang out and have fun

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11 They expect you to drop everything you're doing just so you can cater their needs

Now this is something that will cause a lot of rage. - ItsDaWorldOfSNuGGLEZ

12 They humiliate you in front of people

That person is a jerk

My fake best friend would mock me with false stories about me to everyone. She said that I'm in an engagement with a VOCALOID, which is already obviously fake, told everyone I have 15 husbands(I meant 15 anime crushes. I know It sounds weird, but she's worse because she told me that she's married to an anime guy who's way older than her and would draw pictures of her and the anime guy's "wedding", which is way creepier
Besides I was joking with the 15 husband thing), and called me autistic just because I didn't let her use my phone for her own benegits like taking selfies of herself, act that she owns it and etc. I'm not a stingy person, I'm just the kind of person who doesn't like people touching my items and acting as if they own it. - MLPFan

13 They make you feel guilty just for not being with them

Yes this happened to me. I ditched her afterwards...😏

My ex best friend ALWAYS try to make me feel guilty and she tried to make me look like a bad person and a slut for a lot of times - MLPFan

14 They make promises they never keep
15 They steal your friends
16 They fake laugh at your jokes

The question then is how do you know - frankjackson

I mean if you had common sense it would be pretty easy to figure out if somebody is faking or not. - Navylexi

17 They are friends with you alone, but not friends with you when someone else is nearby
18 They drive a wedge between you and your real friends
19 They constantly act affectionately towards you

I had this fake friend once. I absolutely hated her and knew she was fake but my school has a rule stating that your not allowed to not be someones friend so I had to pretend to like her. She would never leave me alone. Thank goodness we're in separate classes. - Enderninja327

20 They replace you with someone else without saying anything

This happened with me and my friends... I hope they're having fun while it lasts 😒 - ItsDaWorldOfSNuGGLEZ

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