Top Ten Things This List Allows You to Do

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The Top Ten

1 Make Random Comments

Giggity Giggity Goo! - RogerMcBaloney

Marbles have gone on a thousand yr hiatus.

Let's all beware - TheAwesomeDude54

What happened to PeppaPigSucks?! - TopTenTed


2 Remix It


Nah - iliekpiez

I’ll do it right now! - MrCoolC

Yep! - htoutlaws2012

3 Vote For This Item

Cool! I'm definintly not doing this right now! - MarioMaster101

I already voted on number one - DrayTopTens

Congratulations item you've got a random person's vote.

I vote for the item below! - Userguy44

4 Name Your Favourite Film

A Tie Between Madeline: Lost in Paris, Tamagotchi the movie, and Atlantis: Milo's Return. - Rainbowkid38

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut - Kenny_McCormick

Avengers: Endgame

It begins with a "T" and ends with a "G" If you guessed the The Lion King, you are correct - DreamToon

5 Tell Jokes

Scientists claim some people believe evefy sentence starting with "scientists claim"

A bear put on shoes, but it still had bear feet. - MarioMaster101

What do you call a bad dog?
Nonexistent! - RoseWeasley

What kind of bagel can fly? A plane bagel!

6 Give You Favourite Band / Singer A Mention

System Of A Down 4 Eva! - DreamToon

Amon Amarth - RogerMcBaloney

Beatles and Pavarotti! - TopTenTed

Queen and Freddie Mercury! - Misfire

7 Give Your Favourite TopTenner a Mention

Userguy44 Positron Wildhawk and Britgirl. And also myself! - DreamToon

The maker of this list - Userguy44

Okay, how about, Camaro6 is my favorite user? Sorry, couldn't think of anything else to write about her. Well except that she's really nice and fun to chat with. - Firemist

Myself is my favorite user #selflove - Luckys

8 Moan About Everything and Anything

Uuuh! When will the hate for Justin Bieber Stop! - TopTenTed

Ugh! I don't know what to whine about? Why? Someone give me something to moan about! I hate this! - RoseWeasley

Ugh! I'm sick of this site and all the people here! - Userguy44


9 Tell us What You Have In Your Pockets At This Very Moment

I have gosh darn fake pockets!

Nothing - TheAwesomeDude54

Pockets! - TopTenTed

Pockets. - Cyri

10 Talk About Something Really Lame

I ate Honey Nut Cheerios this morning. - Cyri

Did you know that I like doves. - Userguy44

I'm afraid of chickens. Jk - TheAwesomeDude54

Workers Work. - TopTenTed

The Contenders

11 You Can Comment Anything

Wow, how very kind of you! I am eternally grateful for giving me this wonderful opportunity to speak whatever I want to say. I must tell my fellow comrades to spread this gift no man could never top. It is truly a blessing and your act of generosity shall forever be commemorated. To show you how much I appreciate this freedom you have bestowed upon us, I shall set up a shrine in your honor, as well as a monument so big, so enormous, that everyone will be aware of your great service in this planet we call Earth. Now, farewell. I shall begin spreading the tale of the delicate and ethereal angel who has given us the purest, most wholesome present mankind could ever receive. - Misfire

Like this comment if you like cats. - Userguy44

Greenland is Antarctica - TheAwesomeDude54

Penis lol. - RogerMcBaloney

12 Comment Song Lyrics

Oh baby! Baby! Baby! Oh!

Do you hear me?
You're a Goliath to me... - Cyri

Hey man don't you touch my belt! - DreamToon

Gonna take u 4 a ride - TheAwesomeDude54

13 Talk About Justin Bieber

Her songs are life-changing, inspiring, heartwarming, and calming. Her voice is soothing and heavenly as well. Have you heard the abomination that is "Baby"? Listen to it. It's a very lovely song from hers and will very much make you want to not exist on this planet. - Misfire

NEVER! - DreamToon

Justin Bieber sucks and mistreats his fans! - MarioMaster101

Justin Bieber is extremely overhated - DrayTopTens

People nowadays are thinking he is worse than terrorist groups - TheAwesomeDude54

14 Talk About Situational and “What If” Scenarios

What if I slept with everyone wife - AlphaQ

What if I eat an entire box of Cheerios, box and all? - Cyri

Okay...What if...two people had two identical horses? But had no idea how to tell them apart?! What if... because of this, there was so much confusion that one of the couple killed the other because no matter how much they fought, they couldn't reach an agreement on whose horse was whose?! What if... in prison, because the whole horse thing was playing on his mind and the guilt that he had killed his best friend, he started lashing out at everyone in prison; the inmates, the guards...What if... he ended up in Solitary Confinement for months at a time for his own and the protection of other inmates. What if... because of his solitude his brain turned to mush; he became mute, unable to string the most basic of words together and sat in the corner of his cell, forgotten about; dribbling from his mouth. What if... the prison authorities just kicked the useless, inmate-bashing, mouth-foaming lump of lard out and he became a teacher?! What then?! And all because he couldn't spot that all ...more - Britgirl

What If a cat ate the biggest mouse in the world? - DreamToon

15 Tell Us Your Plans For The Weekend

Listening to music Listening to music TheTopTens sleeping Listening to music that sort of stuff - DreamToon

Thetoptens, sleeping, camping, video games. It's summer where I live so I'm not sure when the weekend stops but soon I'm going to my dad's house. I haven't saw him in forever. - MarioMaster101

TheTopTens, Sleeping, TheTopTens, TheTopTens, Sleeping, TheTopTens and TheTopTens. - Userguy44

I will be going to my grandparents house - DrayTopTens

16 You Can Hate On Anything You Want

Slipknot is terrible. *runs for shelter* - DreamToon

Earth is crappity crap - TheAwesomeDude54

Switch Online is trash and needs to be erased from existence. - TheAwesomeBowser

Loud House is the worst animated show EVER! - TheAwesomeBowser

17 You Can Share Your Own Opinions

Megadeth is better than Metallica - DreamToon

Fortnite is overhated. - Userguy44

I'm an idiot. - Pokemonfan10

TheTopTens is great. - Atham

18 Talk About Space, Conspiracies, and History

Mars is better than Pluto - DreamToon

I caused 9/11. - MrCoolC

The character Spider-Man is a ploy set up my Marvel Comics so they can distract the public from them spending money on anti-biotics that are turning the fish gay. - nerffan8000

Okay everything connects to construct the end of the world eclipse, and a meteora coming towards all the planets arranged sigh... - htoutlaws2012

19 Role Play As Your Favorite Character

*Speaks about something utterly pretentious* - TopTenTed

MAH LEG! - DreamToon

I have so many. Maybe I would go for Darth Vader Incoming:
Come to the dark side and we will rule the galaxy with our might! - BorisRule

*shoots some web* - MrCoolC

20 Talk About Your Future

I'll either become an artist or run a cafe in Japan - RoseWeasley

I'll probably become a rapper, or an actor - DreamToon

I will make online on Switch free again! Well, hopefully... - TheAwesomeBowser

I shall make more friends. - Misfire

21 Talk About Politics and the Economy

Obama is good - TheAwesomeDude54

Why did trump become president? - DreamToon

It sucks - MrCoolC

Kinda like a certain left winged liberal or even a super right winged conservative I presume. - htoutlaws2012

22 Mention Your Favorite User

Misfire is really cool - TheAwesomeDude54

@BorisRule and @Vancedapurpleguy are da best peeps - IceFoxPlayz

I’ve said before, the person below me. - MrCoolC

All o' my followers! - HondaCivic

23 Comment on Every Item on This List
24 Name your least favourite song

Anything on #Newgoreorder is a pile of trash. Oh, and Trapped by Jumex - AlphaQ

In My Feelings, Sandman, Meant To Be, New Rules - IceFoxPlayz

Stupid Hoe. I’m sorry Luckys. - TopTenTed

Stupid Hoe (how? It sounds like "how") - Ashes

25 Post Anything You Want

I like bologna sandwiches. - RogerMcBaloney

Okay. - MarioMaster101

Anything You Want. That you asked? - MrCoolC

Imma go make a post now. - Firemist

26 You Can Joke Here

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices. - RogerMcBaloney

Yo mama SO skinny Thanos snapped twice, and she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant - TheAwesomeDude54

What did the pirate say on its 80th birthday? Aye matey! - Pokemonfan10

Why couldn't the 11-year-old get into the Pirate movie? It was rated ARRGH! - TheAwesomeBowser

Is it called "beef" if 2 vegans argue with each other? - ToddHoward

27 You Can Tell Your Favorite TV Show

Cartoon: South Park
Anime: Naruto
T.V. Show: Longmire - RogerMcBaloney

Hotel Impossible - BorisRule

Steven Universe, though it's been a few months since I last watched it. - Atham

Favorite: Live Action show(s): Breaking Bad and Lost.
Favorite Cartoon(s): South Park. - Vancedapurpleguy

28 Talk About School

I'm fine with it. - TheAwesomeBowser

It gets boring - MrCoolC


I’m writing this comment at it. - sadical

29 Talk About Death Metal

Cannibal Corpse is amazing! - Userguy44

Never listened to it - MrCoolC

I prefer Black Metal - BorisRule

Sorry but Trash Metal is better - Neonco31

30 Add your favourite emoji 😎

How do you add emojis? - MarioMaster101

nope. - Pokemonfan10

Peace and love. ✌❤ - Misfire

31 Name Your Favourite Video Game

Red Dead Redemption 1 & 2. - RogerMcBaloney

Tie between Smash Ultimate, Mario Kart, Mario Odyssey and Simpsons Hit-&-Run. - TheAwesomeBowser

Uhh smash maybe - Pokemonfan10

There's this really cool iOS app called Smash Hit. I love its simplicity, beautiful colorful settings, and absolutely amazing music.

32 Insult Everyone

I hate you all & you should all fall off a cliff. - RoseWeasley

People can be weird sometimes. - TheAwesomeBowser

Everyone is weird - Pokemonfan10

Everyone are parasites. - Userguy44

33 You Can Make Fun of Stuff

Can I make fun of myself? - Pokemonfan10

Hi I'm VGF5 And I Begin Every Single Word I Type Using Caps And don't Bother Suggesting That Its Not Necessary To Do So Because I Won't Be Able To Handle The Criticism

Stuff is so overrated, I can't stand stuff. Why does anyone like stuff?

*Laughs maniacally* Stuff! It's such a weird word! Ha! - Cyri

34 Listen to Samples of Music

Like, you haven't heard Baby before? You can do that. Haven't heard a Iggy Azalea song? You can do that too. You want to torture your friends for 30 seconds with Nicki Minaj crap? Well... YOU CAN EVEN DO THAT!

Listen to heaven in Hiding by Halsey.
Just open up a new tab! You’re still on the list.

35 Diss Someone

Trisha Paytas and James Charles are the same because they're both hideous and making garbage content. - AlphaQ

Cardi B is garbage. - Userguy44

It’s a rapper!
Yo, I’m Lil Wayne
And you know my rap is really lame
Sometimes Lovefrombadlands calls me Waning Crescent Moon
And when I walk in, I stink up the room

36 Add fictitious news articles

Today, Donald Trump Proposed to the following people:
Hillary Clinton
Kim Jong Un
Vladimir Putin - RoseWeasley


Everyone’s hair was replaced by an 18th century style powdered wig. BALD PEOPLE ARE SHOCKED!

Sorry for the baldism - TopTenTed

Today an old lady went to jail for stealing knitting supplies to knit a sweater for her grandkids. - sadical

Breaking News!
My sandwich has been in hostage! - MrCoolC

37 Say Whatever You Want About PETA

Go away, ignorant vegans. - AlphaQ


Idiots. Just pure idiots. - TheAwesomeBowser

Hypocrites. - RoseWeasley

38 Comment About a Show You Never Watched

Fanboy & Chum Chum seems utterly stupid. Glad I never watched it! - TopTenTed

Spongebob Squarepants looks stupid. - RogerMcBaloney

Rainbow Butterfly Unicorn Kitty - Pokemonfan10

Sanjay & Craig - RoseWeasley

39 Write Rap Lyrics

Potato potato potato - oneshot

You mean rap god lyrics, but okay. - htoutlaws2012

My name is Eminem and I'm here to say,
I hope you all are having a great day. - cjWriter1997

I can’t write lyrics. Trust me. - saturatedsunrise

40 You Can Argue With Each Other

Metal sucks. - RoseWeasley

Someone argue with me.

That just happens to be my least favorite activity! I’ll pass. - saturatedsunrise

Me: I hate you.
Me: I hate you too.
Me: I'm incredibly lonely. - mattstat716

41 Add Undertale To It

We all know who added this - ElSherlock

It's already here, lol - Neonco31

But not nut

I added Undertale but it didn’t get accepted.

42 Comment About a Show You Never Heard of Whatsoever

That one show with those stuff in it. - TopTenTed

How could I comment about a show I have never heard of? - BorisRule

I can't talk about a show I've never heard of since I've never heard of it. - Misfire

I never watched Family Guy, and South Park. - MrCoolC

43 You Can Make an Emoji Army

I have a very deadly one! *Pulls out a disc* - Cyri

44 Talk About Your Favorite TV Show

Oh my god, they killed Kenny! YOU BASTARD (South Park) - AlphaQ

The Rap Game is epic like epic games. - sadical

Survivor, duh.

No one outside of the UK and Australia has ever heard of Prisoner: Cell Block H! But I loved it so much. I was heartbroken when the reruns ended; so much so that I went out and bought the box set of over 600 episodes for an extortionate price. Life is good again. - Britgirl

45 Talk About Yourself

I am sexy and I get girls - AlphaQ

I am a person - TheAwesomeDude54

I eat food - RoseWeasley

You do not want to know. - Pokemonfan10

46 Tell About Lists on TheTopTens that You Hate

Reasons Why Child Abuse Should Be Legal needs to be removed - TheAwesomeDude54

Countries With the Ugliest People. - RoseWeasley

Best things about The Loud House. Seriously, there's nothing good about that horrible show! - TheAwesomeBowser

Reasons why Christianity Is horrible - Pokemonfan10

47 Reveal Your Most Embarrassing Secret

I've worn girl clothes school. - AlphaQ

I used to eat poop as a baby - TheAwesomeDude54

I am actually ugly - Manowar9

I don’t look like i’m 19 - Userguy44

48 Insult Bronies

Most of them are just guys who like a show. Why would I insult a whole group over one small subgroup who is a bit... Off. - Cyri

I'm not a brony, but this brony hating should stop already - diehardfan

49 Rant About Homework Here

Homework takes away my free time. - MrCoolC

50 Sing Songs About Riding Shotgun Underneath the Hot Sun

Time flies by in the yellow and green
Stick around and you'll see what I mean
There's a mountaintop that I'm dreaming of
If you need me you know were I'll be
I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun
Feeling like a someone
I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun
Feeling like a someone - oneshot

I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun
Feeling like a someone
I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun
Feeling like a someone - Userguy44

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