Top Ten Things This List Allows You to Do

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The Top Ten

1 Make Random Comments

I'm sorry Britgirl, but what happens when someone goes to Virginia? They lose their virginity. Guess I'm having sex there then... - Therandom

My homework ate my dog! - AnonymousChick

Is it permitted that I eat gherkins with my fingers or do I eat the gherkins first and then eat my fingers? Ahh...the problems I have to face on a daily basis. - Britgirl

Metallica are good...but are they really good?

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2 Tell Jokes

I'm always taken back by the intoxicating aroma of my Mum cooking. But not quite as much as the echo of the screaming... - PositronWildhawk

A lot of the time when it's a list made by the funny Britgirl the descriptions and feedback will tend to also make you laugh. - Curti2594

Where does Darth Vader buy his stuff? At the Darth Mall - Martinglez

Fighting for peace is like closing a book to read it. - Nateawesomeness

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3 Name Your Favourite Film

Spirited away! And other studio ghibli films. - SamuiNeko

Tough choice. Batman and The Dark Knight as well as The Shawshank Redemption are choices for me. - DCfnaf

Fight Club or Momento, either will do. - cjWriter1997

Shawshank redemption

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4 Give You Favourite Band / Singer A Mention

CAN I really say something about them, and about WHO they are? YES? - waldo

Any music genre allowed. Yes, Metal_Treasure, even rock metal - Britgirl

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, people! - WonkeyDude98

Gotta give a shoutout to Lindsey Stirling and all the people who make the Pokémon soundtrack. - Pipluplover

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5 Moan About Everything and Anything

Why did I come to this list? It's brilliant and all, but I could be using this time to make the world better. There's so much suffering going on, right in front of our ignorance, and if we continue along this path, it'll only get worse! The world is dying under global warming, poverty, war, and, OH GOD, BRUSSELS SPROUTS! We need to act fast, and we need to do it now! But first, ice cream! Ice cream makes everyone happy! - PositronWildhawk

Ugh! I can't think of anything to moan about! Ugh! - PeeledBanana

Ugh, I'm so tired. I am so hungry and all I ate was Dunkin Donuts. - DCfnaf

Ugh...this list...uuhuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh... - naFrovivuS

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6 Vote For This Item

Just because it's last on the list and looks lonely - Britgirl

I didn't even vote for this one lol - WonkeyDude98

Great! I pressed the VOTE button! HOORAY! - Neonco31


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7 Tell us What You Have In Your Pockets At This Very Moment

I don't know, pocket lint *shrugs* - cjWriter1997

I'll have you know I'm sitting here stark naked... - PositronWildhawk

My dress doesn't have pockets but my purse has...wait a minute, don't go away...

Ha 10 pounds, a safety pin, a debit card, a fly's wing, a piece of stale chocolate, some receipts which go back to the 1980s and a HMV voucher which has zero amount of money on... Hmm... - Britgirl

Nothing - PeeledBanana

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8 Remix It

Gimme a DJ table and I'll be set. - mattstat716

No thanks - VideoGamefan5

9 Talk About Justin Bieber

Feel free to use this slot to say what you like about him - good or not so good. - Britgirl

I'm surprised Jared hasn't commented on this yet. - RiverClanRocks

At least someone else added him to the list.

Nope. - DynastiSugarPop

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10 Give Your Favourite TopTenner a Mention

Of Course! Everyone - Devonchi

Britgirl! :) Who would have guessed that? - keyson

Element119, no one else compares! - Lucretia

I can't settle, I'm tied between htoutlaws2012 and Alexandr. - naFrovivuS

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The Contenders

11 Tell Us Your Plans For The Weekend

Get a Lamborghini and a new girlfriend. To torture some bad guys. - AlphaQ

TheTopTens, YouTube, Cartoons - PeeledBanana

Listen to music and think about the misery of life - Lucretia

Listen to the Weeknd - Neonco31

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12 Talk About Something Really Lame

You Know, Something that You Hate, Something that You Neutral with, or Whatever - ChroniclerMan5

A single, small star in a sky when you find out it's actually a helicopter. - mattstat716

Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 is a great game. - WonkeyDude98

There is a... - HondaCivic

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13 You Can Hate On Anything You Want

I hate those little wire things that are always attached to brand new clothes. There a pain to tear off and they get lost easily. - cjWriter1997

Led Zeppelin is absolutely horrid. - WonkeyDude98

Whoa there, don't say that just because you hate Stairway to Heaven. - naFrovivuS

Man are Linkin Park and Tyga the same artist because they both are horrendous? - AlphaQ

I’m gonna have to hate some of the Pokémon I hate, such as Charizard, Venasaur, Sceptile, Swampert, Torterra, Infernape, Serperior, Primarina, Umbreon, Vaporeon, Bewear, Garbodor, Weezing, Muk, Jynx, Mr.Mime, Bruxish, Mew, Mewtwo, Rayquaza, and Togedemaru. - Pipluplover

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14 Talk About Your Future

Gloomy - Neonco31

Doh! - waldo

15 Talk About Space, Conspiracies, and History

No, The Stars don't want to be mentioned - waldo

16 Talk About Politics and the Economy

I hate Hillary and Trump, and Trump has made nothing but mistakes since he got elected into office. - Lucretia

But it's what tears America apart, right? - naFrovivuS

Hillary Sucks! - HondaCivic

17 You Can Share Your Own Opinions

Run The Jewels are the equivalent of Soulja Boy compared to Death Grips. - SwagFlicks

I like food. - naFrovivuS

Piplup is the best starter Pokémon. - Pipluplover

18 Mention Your Favorite User

DCfnaf is the man, my man. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

All o' my followers! - HondaCivic

19 You Can Make Fun of Stuff

Hi I'm VGF5 And I Begin Every Single Word I Type Using Caps And don't Bother Suggesting That Its Not Necessary To Do So Because I Won't Be Able To Handle The Criticism

Stuff is so overrated, I can't stand stuff. Why does anyone like stuff? - naFrovivuS

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is weird! - HondaCivic

I Use Caps For The First Letter Of Every Word In A Sentence Because I Hate You.

*This triggers me so much* - mattstat716

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20 Talk About Situational and “What If” Scenarios

Okay...What if...two people had two identical horses? But had no idea how to tell them apart?! What if... because of this, there was so much confusion that one of the couple killed the other because no matter how much they fought, they couldn't reach an agreement on whose horse was whose?! What if... in prison, because the whole horse thing was playing on his mind and the guilt that he had killed his best friend, he started lashing out at everyone in prison; the inmates, the guards...What if... he ended up in Solitary Confinement for months at a time for his own and the protection of other inmates. What if... because of his solitude his brain turned to mush; he became mute, unable to string the most basic of words together and sat in the corner of his cell, forgotten about; dribbling from his mouth. What if... the prison authorities just kicked the useless, inmate-bashing, mouth-foaming lump of lard out and he became a teacher?! What then?! And all because he couldn't spot that all ...more - Britgirl

What if a cat drank Red Bull and grew wings and a turtle married a chicken? - HondaCivic

What if one day you woke up and you were a chicken nugget? - naFrovivuS

What if Big Bird ate Jeffy and Frosty the Snowman choked on a toothbrush? - HondaCivic

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