Top Ten Things This List Allows You to Do

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The Top Ten

1 Make Random Comments

This list is pointless. - Gehenna

I like throwing potatoes at the elderly. - RoseWeasley

Hey, I just saw a tomato torpedo in a apple tower.

Look at that pair of pears. - TopTenTed

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2 Remix It


Nah - iliekpiez

I’ll do it right now! - MrCoolC

Yep! - htoutlaws2012

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3 Vote For This Item

Cool! I'm definintly not doing this right now! - MarioMaster101

I already voted on number one - DrayTopTens

Congratulations item you've got a random person's vote.

Well it's at #5 now! - HEAVYMETALTHUNDER12345

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4 Tell Jokes

What do you call a bad dog?
Nonexistent! - RoseWeasley

A bear put on shoes, but it still had bear feet. - MarioMaster101

What kind of bagel can fly? A plane bagel!

What type of fish is the most famous? The starfish. Get it? STARfish? - DrayTopTens

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5 Name Your Favourite Film

Avengers: Endgame - TheDarkOne_221b


Isle of Dogs - RoseWeasley

Any documentary to be honest

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6 Give You Favourite Band / Singer A Mention

Beatles and Pavarotti! - TopTenTed

Queen and Freddie Mercury! - Misfire

Disturbed. - TheDarkOne_221b

All the bands and singers, here you go, I'm out

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7 Moan About Everything and Anything

Ugh! I don't know what to whine about? Why? Someone give me something to moan about! I hate this! - RoseWeasley

Ugh! I'm sick of this site and all the people here! - Userguy44


Ugh! I don't know for what to moan now! - HEAVYMETALTHUNDER12345

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8 Tell us What You Have In Your Pockets At This Very Moment

Used tissues. Gross, I know. - TheAwesomeBowser

Now I have Paw Patrol gummies. - MarioMaster101

I have a pack of none of your business - DrayTopTens

Nothing - MarioMaster101

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9 Talk About Something Really Lame

Did you know that water has a "er" so technically, water means temple doer. - MarioMaster101

I got a report card - Manowar9

I bought a new coffee maker that doesn't work. Does that count? I'm not good at the internet

I exist. - RoseWeasley

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10 You Can Comment Anything

Please like this comment if you hate terrorism - DrayTopTens

Dogs = Massive dick - Manowar9

I have 3 nipples and 2 of them are nipples! - AlphaQ

Actually I'm not really mad or anything, everyone has their own opinion. - AlphaQ

This is a site. - Userguy44

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The Contenders

11 Give Your Favourite TopTenner a Mention

The maker of this list - Userguy44

Okay, how about, Camaro6 is my favorite user? Sorry, couldn't think of anything else to write about her. Well except that she's really nice and fun to chat with. - Firemist

Myself is my favorite user #selflove - Luckys

The person below me... - MrCoolC

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12 Talk About Justin Bieber

Her songs are life-changing, inspiring, heartwarming, and calming. Her voice is soothing and heavenly as well. Have you heard the abomination that is "Baby"? Listen to it. It's a very lovely song from hers and will very much make you want to not exist on this planet. - Misfire

Justin Bieber sucks and mistreats his fans! - MarioMaster101

Justin Bieber is extremely overhated - DrayTopTens

Where his he now? I don't remember the last time I heard about him. - HEAVYMETALTHUNDER12345

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13 Talk About Situational and “What If” Scenarios

What if the Walrus was Ringo?


What if someone continuously harmed a Pichu for no reason other than to entertain an audience? I'm evil LOL. - TheAwesomeBowser

What if admin took over the world? - RoseWeasley

What if all the Mario characters came to life? - MarioMaster101

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14 You Can Hate On Anything You Want

Switch Online is trash and needs to be erased from existence. - TheAwesomeBowser

Loud House is the worst animated show EVER! - TheAwesomeBowser

People who swear every two seconds are the worst types of people - DrayTopTens

Life - Manowar9

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15 Talk About Space, Conspiracies, and History

Aliens exist.It's very selfish of humans to think that we are the only living thing in universe. - HEAVYMETALTHUNDER12345

I caused 9/11. - MrCoolC

The character Spider-Man is a ploy set up my Marvel Comics so they can distract the public from them spending money on anti-biotics that are turning the fish gay. - nerffan8000

Conspiracies? I watch too much Shane Dawson, so I know of plenty. - saturatedsunrise

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16 Tell Us Your Plans For The Weekend

Thetoptens, sleeping, camping, video games. It's summer where I live so I'm not sure when the weekend stops but soon I'm going to my dad's house. I haven't saw him in forever. - MarioMaster101

TheTopTens, Sleeping, TheTopTens, TheTopTens, Sleeping, TheTopTens and TheTopTens. - Userguy44

I will be going to my grandparents house - DrayTopTens

Sorry, I have no power for that music artist. - MrCoolC

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17 Role Play As Your Favorite Character

I have so many. Maybe I would go for Darth Vader Incoming:
Come to the dark side and we will rule the galaxy with our might! - BorisRule

*shoots some web* - MrCoolC


Screw You Guys, Am Going' Home! - AlphaQ

*silence* - Ashes

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18 Talk About Politics and the Economy

It sucks - MrCoolC

Kinda like a certain left winged liberal or even a super right winged conservative I presume. - htoutlaws2012

But it's what tears America apart, right?

Hillary Sucks! - HondaCivic

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19 Talk About Your Future

I will make online on Switch free again! Well, hopefully... - TheAwesomeBowser

I shall make more friends. - Misfire

It will go downhill. - Pokemonfan10

I'll never have a girlfriend. - Userguy44

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20 You Can Share Your Own Opinions

Hilary Clinton isn't that bad. - RoseWeasley

Fortnite is overhated. - Userguy44

I'm an idiot. - Pokemonfan10

TheTopTens is great. - Atham

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21 Comment Song Lyrics

You have to show that you're really not scared!

You're playing' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare!

They'll kick you, then they beat you, then they'll tell you it's fair, so beat it! But you wanna be bad... - BorisRule

"Bring out the charge of the love brigade
There is spring in the air once again
Drink to the sound of the song parade
There is music and love ev'rywhere" - Misfire

"Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain. You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today. And then one day you find ten years have got behind you. No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun." I love me some Pink Floyd! - Atham

Gimme Food, Gimme Fries, Gimme Salad On The Side! - Userguy44

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22 Mention Your Favorite User

@BorisRule and @Vancedapurpleguy are da best peeps - IceFoxPlayz

I’ve said before, the person below me. - MrCoolC

All o' my followers! - HondaCivic

DCfnaf is the man, my man. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

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23 Post Anything You Want

Okay. - MarioMaster101

Anything You Want. That you asked? - MrCoolC

Imma go make a post now. - Firemist

Or not post anything. - Firemist

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24 You Can Joke Here

What did the pirate say on its 80th birthday? Aye matey! - Pokemonfan10

Why couldn't the 11-year-old get into the Pirate movie? It was rated ARRGH! - TheAwesomeBowser

Is it called "beef" if 2 vegans argue with each other? - ToddHoward

Who am i? - Userguy44

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25 You Can Tell Your Favorite TV Show

Hotel Impossible - BorisRule

Steven Universe, though it's been a few months since I last watched it. - Atham

Favorite: Live Action show(s): Breaking Bad and Lost.
Favorite Cartoon(s): South Park. - Vancedapurpleguy

The Rap Game, and the new episode is on tonight so I’m so excited! - sadical

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26 Talk About School

I'm fine with it. - TheAwesomeBowser

It gets boring - MrCoolC


I’m writing this comment at it. - sadical

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27 Talk About Death Metal

Cannibal Corpse is amazing! - Userguy44

Never listened to it - MrCoolC

I prefer Black Metal - BorisRule

Sorry but Trash Metal is better - Neonco31

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28 Add your favourite emoji 😎

How do you add emojis? - MarioMaster101

nope. - Pokemonfan10

Peace and love. ✌❤ - Misfire

29 You Can Make Fun of Stuff

Can I make fun of myself? - Pokemonfan10

*Laughs maniacally* Stuff! It's such a weird word! Ha! - Cyri

I'm Ricegum and I can't take criticism from Idubbbz, Pewdiepie, Theodd1sout or anyone and I roast kids below my mental age, I look Kim Jong Un but skinny, You make a joke about me I make a diss track with 20 white girls in the background and brag about my money - B1ueNew

Hi I'm VGF5 And I Begin Every Single Word I Type Using Caps And don't Bother Suggesting That Its Not Necessary To Do So Because I Won't Be Able To Handle The Criticism

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30 Diss Someone

Cardi B is garbage. - Userguy44

It’s a rapper!
Yo, I’m Lil Wayne
And you know my rap is really lame
Sometimes Lovefrombadlands calls me Waning Crescent Moon
And when I walk in, I stink up the room

31 Add fictitious news articles

Today an old lady went to jail for stealing knitting supplies to knit a sweater for her grandkids. - sadical

Breaking News!
My sandwich has been in hostage! - MrCoolC

Post Malone has the number one song in the nation. (Actually, he's #3) - oneshot

Breaking news! : @NickelbackLinkinPark4Eva and @ihatetrump jumped off a cliff! Hooray! - IceFoxPlayz

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32 Name your least favourite song

In My Feelings, Sandman, Meant To Be, New Rules - IceFoxPlayz

Stupid Hoe (how? It sounds like "how") - Ashes

Baby Shark - oneshot

33 Say Whatever You Want About PETA

Idiots. Just pure idiots. - TheAwesomeBowser

Hypocrites. - RoseWeasley

Hypocrite as in organization. - MrCoolC

True animal abusers - BorisRule

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34 Comment About a Show You Never Watched

Rainbow Butterfly Unicorn Kitty - Pokemonfan10

Sanjay & Craig - RoseWeasley

Watership Down - oneshot

Craig of the Creek - IceFoxPlayz

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35 Write Rap Lyrics

Potato potato potato - oneshot

You mean rap god lyrics, but okay. - htoutlaws2012

I can’t write lyrics. Trust me. - saturatedsunrise

My name is Eminem and I'm here to say,
I hope you all are having a great day. - cjWriter1997

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36 You Can Argue With Each Other

Someone argue with me.

That just happens to be my least favorite activity! I’ll pass. - saturatedsunrise

Me: I hate you.
Me: I hate you too.
Me: I'm incredibly lonely. - mattstat716

Me: Hi
Each other: You're stupid
Me: Says the one making such a claim. - Cyri

37 Add Undertale To It

We all know who added this - ElSherlock

It's already here, lol - Neonco31

But not nut

I added Undertale but it didn’t get accepted.

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38 Comment About a Show You Never Heard of Whatsoever

How could I comment about a show I have never heard of? - BorisRule

I can't talk about a show I've never heard of since I've never heard of it. - Misfire

I never watched Family Guy, and South Park. - MrCoolC

If I've never heard of that show whatsoever, how can I talk about it? - styLIShT

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39 You Can Make an Emoji Army

I have a very deadly one! *Pulls out a disc* - Cyri

40 Talk About Your Favorite TV Show

The Rap Game is epic like epic games. - sadical

Impractical Jokers is really funny. My favorite character is Q.

Survivor, duh.

No one outside of the UK and Australia has ever heard of Prisoner: Cell Block H! But I loved it so much. I was heartbroken when the reruns ended; so much so that I went out and bought the box set of over 600 episodes for an extortionate price. Life is good again. - Britgirl

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41 Listen to Samples of Music

Like, you haven't heard Baby before? You can do that. Haven't heard a Iggy Azalea song? You can do that too. You want to torture your friends for 30 seconds with Nicki Minaj crap? Well... YOU CAN EVEN DO THAT!

Listen to heaven in Hiding by Halsey.
Just open up a new tab! You’re still on the list.

42 Tell About Lists on TheTopTens that You Hate

Countries With the Ugliest People. - RoseWeasley

Best things about The Loud House. Seriously, there's nothing good about that horrible show! - TheAwesomeBowser

Reasons why Christianity Is horrible - Pokemonfan10

Worst users on Thetoptens and Reasons Why Females should be the Only gender - BorisRule

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43 Insult Everyone

I hate you all & you should all fall off a cliff. - RoseWeasley

People can be weird sometimes. - TheAwesomeBowser

Everyone is weird - Pokemonfan10

Everyone are parasites. - Userguy44

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44 Name Your Favourite Video Game

Tie between Smash Ultimate, Mario Kart, Mario Odyssey and Simpsons Hit-&-Run. - TheAwesomeBowser

Uhh smash maybe - Pokemonfan10


Sadly, it’s EXTREMELY overhated on here. Give the poor ink demon a chance on here, guys! - IceFoxPlayz

Overwatch or Fortnite... it’s a tie. - sadical

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45 Insult Bronies

Most of them are just guys who like a show. Why would I insult a whole group over one small subgroup who is a bit... Off. - Cyri

I'm not a brony, but this brony hating should stop already - diehardfan

46 Rant About Homework Here

Homework takes away my free time. - MrCoolC

47 Talk About Yourself

You do not want to know. - Pokemonfan10

I'm not the best person ever. - Userguy44

So, like, I exist and stuff. - sadical

I am who I am. - Misfire

48 Sing Songs About Riding Shotgun Underneath the Hot Sun

Time flies by in the yellow and green
Stick around and you'll see what I mean
There's a mountaintop that I'm dreaming of
If you need me you know were I'll be
I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun
Feeling like a someone
I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun
Feeling like a someone - oneshot

I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun
Feeling like a someone
I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun
Feeling like a someone - Userguy44

49 Reveal Your Most Embarrassing Secret

I am actually ugly - Manowar9

I don’t look like i’m 19 - Userguy44

50 Diss all the Bendy/Cuphead haters on here
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1. Remix It
2. Give You Favourite Band / Singer A Mention
3. Name Your Favourite Film
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2. Diss Someone
3. Name your least favourite song
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