Top Ten Things This List Allows You to DoBritgirl Welcome! :) This list allows you freedom of speech on anything! Anything goes (minus overly sexual and racist comments of course) But grievances, funny stuff are totally allowed. :)
The Top Ten
My homework ate my dog! - AnonymousChick
I'm sorry Britgirl, but what happens when someone goes to Virginia? They lose their virginity. Guess I'm having sex there then... - Therandom
Is it permitted that I eat gherkins with my fingers or do I eat the gherkins first and then eat my fingers? Ahh...the problems I have to face on a daily basis. - Britgirl
A bird lands on a roof. I suck at randomness to be honest. - Userguy44V 63 Comments
I'm always taken back by the intoxicating aroma of my Mum cooking. But not quite as much as the echo of the screaming... - PositronWildhawk
A lot of the time when it's a list made by the funny Britgirl the descriptions and feedback will tend to also make you laugh. - Curti2594
Where does Darth Vader buy his stuff? At the Darth Mall - Martinglez
How can you tell when a joke is a dad joke?
When punchline becomes apparent. - Atham
Just because it's last on the list and looks lonely - Britgirl
I didn't even vote for this one lol - WonkeyDude98
Oh wait I chose to vote for something else instead. - htoutlaws2012
Well, I'm sold. - MaxAureliusV 20 Comments
Madeon and Porter Robinson are my two favorite artists and more people should listen to them. - Atham
I have several favorites though, so it's hard to pinpoint which one would top the list. - DCfnaf
In your heart of hearts you know that it's between The Beatles and XXX. - nerffan8000
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, people! - WonkeyDude98
Queen and Freddie Mercury! - Userguy44V 41 Comments
Spirited away! And other studio ghibli films. - SamuiNeko
Tough choice. Batman and The Dark Knight as well as The Shawshank Redemption are choices for me.
EDIT: The Green Mile! - DCfnaf
The Fortnite movie by Little LIZARD, no film can come close not even garfield the movie - B1ueNew
Lord of the Rings 2 or 3, the Dark Knight, Logan, BraveheartV 23 Comments
Gimme a DJ table and I'll be set. - mattstat716
Yep! - htoutlaws2012
Nah - iliekpiez
No thanks - VideoGamefan5
Why did I come to this list? It's brilliant and all, but I could be using this time to make the world better. There's so much suffering going on, right in front of our ignorance, and if we continue along this path, it'll only get worse! The world is dying under global warming, poverty, war, and, OH GOD, BRUSSELS SPROUTS! We need to act fast, and we need to do it now! But first, ice cream! Ice cream makes everyone happy! - PositronWildhawk
Ugh, I'm so tired. I am so hungry and all I ate was Dunkin Donuts. - DCfnaf
Ugh! I can't think of anything to moan about! Ugh! - PeeledBanana
I should be doing homework right now but I'm procrastinating by coming here instead! EUGH! - AthamV 14 Comments
In my left pocket, there is my right index finger and in my right pocket, there is my left index finger. I am typing this with my toes. Thanks for bringing that to attention - styLIShT
I don't know, pocket lint *shrugs* - cjWriter1997
I'll have you know I'm sitting here stark naked... - PositronWildhawk
lint yay - BreakFastBeast2005V 29 Comments
It is utterly shocking how much more I fit the category of lame than other stuff being talked about in the comments - styLIShT
You Know, Something that You Hate, Something that You Neutral with, or Whatever - ChroniclerMan5
Parents trying to use modern slang with their kids.
*shudders* - Atham
Everyone gets a 10/10 rating. - Userguy44V 18 Comments
Metal_Treasure, he kinda tried when I resurfaced in 2014 coming back from long hiatus his way of knowledge is pretty impressive. - htoutlaws2012
Of Course! Everyone - Devonchi
Britgirl! :) Who would have guessed that? - keyson
Go Cyri! - MaxAureliusV 24 Comments
I have 3 nipples and 2 of them are nipples! - AlphaQ
Diet is die without the t
Part II of my really long comments will be only 57 pages long, if I post it. - Cyri
Anything - AthamV 18 Comments
While chatting online with Americans, I utterly despise their close-mindedness when I ask for the temperature and they reply in Farenheit and I am forced to convert it to Celsius for my understanding as Americans are too close minded to realise that there are a lot of non-Americans on the internet - styLIShT
I hate those little wire things that are always attached to brand new clothes. There a pain to tear off and they get lost easily. - cjWriter1997
Led Zeppelin is absolutely horrid. - WonkeyDude98
Whoa there, don't say that just because you hate Stairway to Heaven.
Anything You Want is awful! I... wait, someone beat me to this joke? Aw man! I'll do something else I guess.
I hate JoJo Siwa so much. She's super fake and annoying, and her music makes the likes of Niki Manaj, Rebecca Black, and even Jacob Sartorious look like Mozart. - Atham
I'm happy at the fact that in this modern age of increasingly radical feminism, Justin Bieber is still being hated for his music and not due to the fact that he is a straight white male. - styLIShT
His music ranges from mediocre and bland to pretty alright. Heck, I'd even say that "What Do You Mean" is good. - Atham
Feel free to use this slot to say what you like about him - good or not so good. - Britgirl
I hate Justin Bieber. - Userguy44V 15 Comments
Get a Lamborghini and a new girlfriend. To torture some bad guys. - AlphaQ
TheTopTens, YouTube, Cartoons - PeeledBanana
I am planning to prepare for my math finals - styLIShT
Guess what? Your plans for the weekend! - saturatedsunriseV 13 Comments
Sometimes you have to step in someone's shoes to understand them.
The Dark Side is so strong, I go to the Dark Side because of your mother. The rule forbids us to love each other. - kontrahinsunu
Another average day at the Striaton Gym. Chili's busy working on another music lecture to give to the fanbase, Cress is practicing his violin, and I'm just sitting here watching it all. In case you didn't know, we're on lunch break. - RiverClanRocks
Screw You Guys, Am Going' Home! - AlphaQ
Okay...What if...two people had two identical horses? But had no idea how to tell them apart?! What if... because of this, there was so much confusion that one of the couple killed the other because no matter how much they fought, they couldn't reach an agreement on whose horse was whose?! What if... in prison, because the whole horse thing was playing on his mind and the guilt that he had killed his best friend, he started lashing out at everyone in prison; the inmates, the guards...What if... he ended up in Solitary Confinement for months at a time for his own and the protection of other inmates. What if... because of his solitude his brain turned to mush; he became mute, unable to string the most basic of words together and sat in the corner of his cell, forgotten about; dribbling from his mouth. What if... the prison authorities just kicked the useless, inmate-bashing, mouth-foaming lump of lard out and he became a teacher?! What then?! And all because he couldn't spot that all ...more - Britgirl
What effects would the Earth experience if Mercury was twice as large as Jupiter? - Cyri
What if Jupiter was made of plutonium, and then entered the asteroid belt? - Cyri
What if PETA ended and we all didn’t know it? - IceFoxPlayzV 5 Comments
The character Spider-Man is a ploy set up my Marvel Comics so they can distract the public from them spending money on anti-biotics that are turning the fish gay. - nerffan8000
Okay everything connects to construct the end of the world eclipse, and a meteora coming towards all the planets arranged sigh... - htoutlaws2012
Conspiracies? I watch too much Shane Dawson, so I know of plenty. - saturatedsunrise
There is a pokemon conspiracy that the pokemon Cubone is considered as baby Kangaskhan, I'm here to debunk that conspiracy by putting forth another conspiracy that the pokemon cubone is actually not baby kangaskhan, but its predator.
There was recently a connection between Cubone and Kangaskhan that was brought up a point I haven't seen before, the connection between Bonemerang(boomerang) ((Cubone sig. move)) and Kangaskahn(kangaroo)
Boomerangs were used to hunt kangaroo
My theory is: Marowak have various tribes all over the world, and when these tribes were beginning to be formed, to tell the difference between members of the tribe, the original members all went on a mass hunt of Kangaskahn, took their skulls, gave them tribe markings, and used them as headdresses.
When each member pass away, their eldest child took their headdress and wore it, part in remembrance, and part to honour tradition. This practice still continues to the present day.
We ...more - styLIShT
Nickelback is way overhated everywhere like the treatment of the one known as Roman Reigns that's if you get the reference of the opposite meaning to this of course. - htoutlaws2012
Migraine is the best song ever lyrics wise, but Damage is the best song ever sound wise. - saturatedsunrise
Run The Jewels are the equivalent of Soulja Boy compared to Death Grips. - SwagFlicks
TheTopTens is great. - AthamV 5 Comments
I want to be a music producer, but that's probably an unrealistic career goal so I should just make music as a hobby and look for something else. - Atham
Maybe in a few years, I will work up the courage to get my works published. Well, try. - Cyri
By the time I turn 18, I will no linger be virgin. - AlphaQ
I want to make an album. - saturatedsunriseV 5 Comments
"Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain. You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today. And then one day you find ten years have got behind you. No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun." I love me some Pink Floyd! - Atham
Hey, Young blood! Doesn't it feel! Like our time is running out? I'm gonna change you, like a remix, then I'll raise you like a phoenix! - Cyri
GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG - AlphaQ
Steven Universe, though it's been a few months since I last watched it. - Atham
Adventure Time and Regular Show. - AlphaQ
Avatar: The Last Airbender - PeeledBanana
Favorite: Live Action show(s): Breaking Bad and Lost.
Favorite Cartoon(s): South Park. - Vancedapurpleguy
All o' my followers! - HondaCivic
DCfnaf is the man, my man. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
@BorisRule and @Vancedapurpleguy are da best peeps - IceFoxPlayz
It’s already on here, but again, htoutlaws2012.
Hi I'm VGF5 And I Begin Every Single Word I Type Using Caps And don't Bother Suggesting That Its Not Necessary To Do So Because I Won't Be Able To Handle The Criticism
Stuff is so overrated, I can't stand stuff. Why does anyone like stuff?
*Laughs maniacally* Stuff! It's such a weird word! Ha! - Cyri
I'm Ricegum and I can't take criticism from Idubbbz, Pewdiepie, Theodd1sout or anyone and I roast kids below my mental age, I look Kim Jong Un but skinny, You make a joke about me I make a diss track with 20 white girls in the background and brag about my money - B1ueNewV 6 Comments
Kinda like a certain left winged liberal or even a super right winged conservative I presume. - htoutlaws2012
But it's what tears America apart, right?
Hillary Sucks! - HondaCivic
What's brown and sticky? A stick! - PeeledBanana
Who sings a song
Once in my roof, I was listening to awesome rap music on my radio while jumping on my trampoline and I heard a screeching sound that sounds like a baby on crack. My ear started to bleed and I screamed and cursed loudly. I fainted.
When I was rushed to hospital the doctor was playing Stimulated by Tyga which cured me because the main reason I woke up was to switch it off. The doctor told me I heard Lil B's best song Wonton Soup and I nearly fainted because it was such a price of garbage. So I wanted to find my iPhone 69 to play something good like Starboy and Tiimmy Turner but everything was replaced by Rae Sremmurd and Charlie Puth songs.
Then I heard an evil laugh. It was Lil B. I asked him why the phuck he did All that. He said because I liked rap music. I got so scared I pissed all over him.
I went to the toilet to wash up. The really good news was that the doctor was playing Grand Theft Auto 5 and the background song was Panda. My day was saved. THE END - AlphaQ
Well, I liked everyone in my school because they're nice to everyone! I love my classes even if they're hard or not! It's like Hogwarts but without magic or Monster High without monsters or Ever After High without fairy tales! I really seemed to fit in with other kids, but no! I want to be myself! Everyone at my school seems to don't care for Melanie Martinez even though they only listen to rap! - DynastiSugarPop
I want to give my next Honors ELA (English Language Arts) teacher my writing if I ever got some freedom on a narrative writing assignment. I won't do that, however, because one of them alone is fifty-seven pages long and not even finished. - Cyri
Someone argue with me.
That just happens to be my least favorite activity! I’ll pass. - saturatedsunrise
Me: I hate you.
Me: I hate you too.
Me: I'm incredibly lonely. - mattstat716
Each other: You're stupid
Me: Says the one making such a claim. - Cyri
Teen Titans (The original) - Cyri
The Last Airbender - Pipluplover
Craig of the Creek - IceFoxPlayz
The Simpsons - styLIShTV 3 Comments
You mean rap god lyrics, but okay. - htoutlaws2012
My name is Eminem and I'm here to say,
I hope you all are having a great day. - cjWriter1997
I can’t write lyrics. Trust me. - saturatedsunrise
Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky - styLIShT
An artist was found guilty of murder last night. According to the local police, "He was always a sketchy character." - Cyri
Breaking news! Everyone died. - Ashes
Post Malone has the number one song in the nation. (Actually, he's #3) - oneshot
Today Jerry was sitting on a bench. Jerry told us that he was in jail. Then we checked the jail records and we did not find Jerry. Then he did though. In Truth City, you go to jail for lies. Looks like your lie wasn't a lie anymore. *plays lie by Halsey* Signing off, Truth City Magazine
No one outside of the UK and Australia has ever heard of Prisoner: Cell Block H! But I loved it so much. I was heartbroken when the reruns ended; so much so that I went out and bought the box set of over 600 episodes for an extortionate price. Life is good again. - Britgirl
Impractical Jokers is really funny. My favorite character is Q.
Avatar: The Last Airbender is the best Nickelodeon show, best cartoon, and best T.V. show ever. Oh, and Zuko is the best character ever. - PeeledBananaV 1 Comment
If I've never heard of that show whatsoever, how can I talk about it? - styLIShT
Taina, never watched that show... - DynastiSugarPop
Laff Mobbs Laugh Traps! Best show ever
The Last Airbender, I’ve heard lots of people talking about, but I’ve never seen it. - Pipluplover
I have a very deadly one! *Pulls out a disc* - Cyri
It’s a rapper!
Yo, I’m Lil Wayne
And you know my rap is really lame
Sometimes Lovefrombadlands calls me Waning Crescent Moon
And when I walk in, I stink up the room
Sorry but Trash Metal is better - Neonco31
Well, I don’t like it, so now people will get mad at me for not liking it.
Like, you haven't heard Baby before? You can do that. Haven't heard a Iggy Azalea song? You can do that too. You want to torture your friends for 30 seconds with Nicki Minaj crap? Well... YOU CAN EVEN DO THAT!
Listen to heaven in Hiding by Halsey.
Just open up a new tab! You’re still on the list.
It's already here, lol - Neonco31
But not nut
No I like undertale nut its everywhere :(
I added Undertale but it didn’t get accepted.V 1 Comment
I do enjoy a biscuit every now and then
Anything You Want - mattstat716
I do enjoy riding on biscuits and crashing into walls and it's find cause I'm barely 100 lb. - AlphaQ
WALLS COULD TALK IS THE BEST SONG IN EXISTENCEV 1 Comment
There's this really cool iOS app called Smash Hit. I love its simplicity, beautiful colorful settings, and absolutely amazing music.
It's a tie between Silent Hill 2 and Shadow of Memories for my favourite game.
Chrono Trigger or Metal Gear Solid. - cjWriter1997
BENDY AND THE INK MACHINE!
Sadly, it’s EXTREMELY overhated on here. Give the poor ink demon a chance on here, guys! - IceFoxPlayz
Most of them are just guys who like a show. Why would I insult a whole group over one small subgroup who is a bit... Off. - Cyri
I'm not a brony, but this brony hating should stop already - diehardfan
Stupid Hoe (how? It sounds like "how") - Ashes
In My Feelings, Sandman, Meant To Be, New Rules - IceFoxPlayz
Baby Shark - oneshot
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