Top Ten Things This List Allows You to Do

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The Top Ten

1 Make Random Comments

My homework ate my dog! - AnonymousChick

I'm sorry Britgirl, but what happens when someone goes to Virginia? They lose their virginity. Guess I'm having sex there then... - Therandom

Is it permitted that I eat gherkins with my fingers or do I eat the gherkins first and then eat my fingers? Ahh...the problems I have to face on a daily basis. - Britgirl

A bird lands on a roof. I suck at randomness to be honest. - Userguy44

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2 Tell Jokes

I'm always taken back by the intoxicating aroma of my Mum cooking. But not quite as much as the echo of the screaming... - PositronWildhawk

A lot of the time when it's a list made by the funny Britgirl the descriptions and feedback will tend to also make you laugh. - Curti2594

Where does Darth Vader buy his stuff? At the Darth Mall - Martinglez

How can you tell when a joke is a dad joke?
When punchline becomes apparent. - Atham

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3 Vote For This Item

Just because it's last on the list and looks lonely - Britgirl

I didn't even vote for this one lol - WonkeyDude98

Oh wait I chose to vote for something else instead. - htoutlaws2012

Well, I'm sold. - MaxAurelius

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4 Give You Favourite Band / Singer A Mention

Madeon and Porter Robinson are my two favorite artists and more people should listen to them. - Atham

I have several favorites though, so it's hard to pinpoint which one would top the list. - DCfnaf

In your heart of hearts you know that it's between The Beatles and XXX. - nerffan8000

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, people! - WonkeyDude98

Queen and Freddie Mercury! - Userguy44

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5 Name Your Favourite Film

Spirited away! And other studio ghibli films. - SamuiNeko

Tough choice. Batman and The Dark Knight as well as The Shawshank Redemption are choices for me.
EDIT: The Green Mile! - DCfnaf

The Fortnite movie by Little LIZARD, no film can come close not even garfield the movie - B1ueNew

Lord of the Rings 2 or 3, the Dark Knight, Logan, Braveheart

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6 Remix It

Gimme a DJ table and I'll be set. - mattstat716

Yep! - htoutlaws2012

Nah - iliekpiez

No thanks - VideoGamefan5

7 Moan About Everything and Anything

Why did I come to this list? It's brilliant and all, but I could be using this time to make the world better. There's so much suffering going on, right in front of our ignorance, and if we continue along this path, it'll only get worse! The world is dying under global warming, poverty, war, and, OH GOD, BRUSSELS SPROUTS! We need to act fast, and we need to do it now! But first, ice cream! Ice cream makes everyone happy! - PositronWildhawk

Ugh, I'm so tired. I am so hungry and all I ate was Dunkin Donuts. - DCfnaf

Ugh! I can't think of anything to moan about! Ugh! - PeeledBanana

I should be doing homework right now but I'm procrastinating by coming here instead! EUGH! - Atham

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8 Tell us What You Have In Your Pockets At This Very Moment

In my left pocket, there is my right index finger and in my right pocket, there is my left index finger. I am typing this with my toes. Thanks for bringing that to attention - styLIShT

I don't know, pocket lint *shrugs* - cjWriter1997

I'll have you know I'm sitting here stark naked... - PositronWildhawk

lint yay - BreakFastBeast2005

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9 Talk About Something Really Lame

It is utterly shocking how much more I fit the category of lame than other stuff being talked about in the comments - styLIShT

You Know, Something that You Hate, Something that You Neutral with, or Whatever - ChroniclerMan5

Parents trying to use modern slang with their kids.
*shudders* - Atham

Everyone gets a 10/10 rating. - Userguy44

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10 Give Your Favourite TopTenner a Mention

Metal_Treasure, he kinda tried when I resurfaced in 2014 coming back from long hiatus his way of knowledge is pretty impressive. - htoutlaws2012

Of Course! Everyone - Devonchi

Britgirl! :) Who would have guessed that? - keyson

Go Cyri! - MaxAurelius

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The Newcomers

? Rant About Homework Here
? Insult Everyone

The Contenders

11 You Can Comment Anything

I have 3 nipples and 2 of them are nipples! - AlphaQ

Diet is die without the t

Part II of my really long comments will be only 57 pages long, if I post it. - Cyri

Anything - Atham

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12 You Can Hate On Anything You Want

While chatting online with Americans, I utterly despise their close-mindedness when I ask for the temperature and they reply in Farenheit and I am forced to convert it to Celsius for my understanding as Americans are too close minded to realise that there are a lot of non-Americans on the internet - styLIShT

I hate those little wire things that are always attached to brand new clothes. There a pain to tear off and they get lost easily. - cjWriter1997

Led Zeppelin is absolutely horrid. - WonkeyDude98

Whoa there, don't say that just because you hate Stairway to Heaven.

Anything You Want is awful! I... wait, someone beat me to this joke? Aw man! I'll do something else I guess.
I hate JoJo Siwa so much. She's super fake and annoying, and her music makes the likes of Niki Manaj, Rebecca Black, and even Jacob Sartorious look like Mozart. - Atham

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13 Talk About Justin Bieber

I'm happy at the fact that in this modern age of increasingly radical feminism, Justin Bieber is still being hated for his music and not due to the fact that he is a straight white male. - styLIShT

His music ranges from mediocre and bland to pretty alright. Heck, I'd even say that "What Do You Mean" is good. - Atham

Feel free to use this slot to say what you like about him - good or not so good. - Britgirl

I hate Justin Bieber. - Userguy44

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14 Tell Us Your Plans For The Weekend

Get a Lamborghini and a new girlfriend. To torture some bad guys. - AlphaQ

TheTopTens, YouTube, Cartoons - PeeledBanana

I am planning to prepare for my math finals - styLIShT

Guess what? Your plans for the weekend! - saturatedsunrise

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15 Role Play As Your Favorite Character

Sometimes you have to step in someone's shoes to understand them.

The Dark Side is so strong, I go to the Dark Side because of your mother. The rule forbids us to love each other. - kontrahinsunu

Another average day at the Striaton Gym. Chili's busy working on another music lecture to give to the fanbase, Cress is practicing his violin, and I'm just sitting here watching it all. In case you didn't know, we're on lunch break. - RiverClanRocks


Screw You Guys, Am Going' Home! - AlphaQ

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16 Talk About Situational and “What If” Scenarios

Okay...What if...two people had two identical horses? But had no idea how to tell them apart?! What if... because of this, there was so much confusion that one of the couple killed the other because no matter how much they fought, they couldn't reach an agreement on whose horse was whose?! What if... in prison, because the whole horse thing was playing on his mind and the guilt that he had killed his best friend, he started lashing out at everyone in prison; the inmates, the guards...What if... he ended up in Solitary Confinement for months at a time for his own and the protection of other inmates. What if... because of his solitude his brain turned to mush; he became mute, unable to string the most basic of words together and sat in the corner of his cell, forgotten about; dribbling from his mouth. What if... the prison authorities just kicked the useless, inmate-bashing, mouth-foaming lump of lard out and he became a teacher?! What then?! And all because he couldn't spot that all ...more - Britgirl

What effects would the Earth experience if Mercury was twice as large as Jupiter? - Cyri

What if Jupiter was made of plutonium, and then entered the asteroid belt? - Cyri

What if PETA ended and we all didn’t know it? - IceFoxPlayz

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17 Talk About Space, Conspiracies, and History

The character Spider-Man is a ploy set up my Marvel Comics so they can distract the public from them spending money on anti-biotics that are turning the fish gay. - nerffan8000

Okay everything connects to construct the end of the world eclipse, and a meteora coming towards all the planets arranged sigh... - htoutlaws2012

Conspiracies? I watch too much Shane Dawson, so I know of plenty. - saturatedsunrise

There is a pokemon conspiracy that the pokemon Cubone is considered as baby Kangaskhan, I'm here to debunk that conspiracy by putting forth another conspiracy that the pokemon cubone is actually not baby kangaskhan, but its predator.

There was recently a connection between Cubone and Kangaskhan that was brought up a point I haven't seen before, the connection between Bonemerang(boomerang) ((Cubone sig. move)) and Kangaskahn(kangaroo)

Boomerangs were used to hunt kangaroo

My theory is: Marowak have various tribes all over the world, and when these tribes were beginning to be formed, to tell the difference between members of the tribe, the original members all went on a mass hunt of Kangaskahn, took their skulls, gave them tribe markings, and used them as headdresses.

When each member pass away, their eldest child took their headdress and wore it, part in remembrance, and part to honour tradition. This practice still continues to the present day.

We ...more - styLIShT

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18 You Can Share Your Own Opinions

Nickelback is way overhated everywhere like the treatment of the one known as Roman Reigns that's if you get the reference of the opposite meaning to this of course. - htoutlaws2012

Migraine is the best song ever lyrics wise, but Damage is the best song ever sound wise. - saturatedsunrise

Run The Jewels are the equivalent of Soulja Boy compared to Death Grips. - SwagFlicks

TheTopTens is great. - Atham

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19 Talk About Your Future

I want to be a music producer, but that's probably an unrealistic career goal so I should just make music as a hobby and look for something else. - Atham

Maybe in a few years, I will work up the courage to get my works published. Well, try. - Cyri

By the time I turn 18, I will no linger be virgin. - AlphaQ

I want to make an album. - saturatedsunrise

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20 Comment Song Lyrics

"Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain. You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today. And then one day you find ten years have got behind you. No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun." I love me some Pink Floyd! - Atham

Hey, Young blood! Doesn't it feel! Like our time is running out? I'm gonna change you, like a remix, then I'll raise you like a phoenix! - Cyri


21 You Can Tell Your Favorite TV Show

Steven Universe, though it's been a few months since I last watched it. - Atham

Adventure Time and Regular Show. - AlphaQ

Avatar: The Last Airbender - PeeledBanana

Favorite: Live Action show(s): Breaking Bad and Lost.
Favorite Cartoon(s): South Park. - Vancedapurpleguy

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22 Mention Your Favorite User

All o' my followers! - HondaCivic

DCfnaf is the man, my man. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

@BorisRule and @Vancedapurpleguy are da best peeps - IceFoxPlayz

It’s already on here, but again, htoutlaws2012.

23 You Can Make Fun of Stuff

Hi I'm VGF5 And I Begin Every Single Word I Type Using Caps And don't Bother Suggesting That Its Not Necessary To Do So Because I Won't Be Able To Handle The Criticism

Stuff is so overrated, I can't stand stuff. Why does anyone like stuff?

*Laughs maniacally* Stuff! It's such a weird word! Ha! - Cyri

I'm Ricegum and I can't take criticism from Idubbbz, Pewdiepie, Theodd1sout or anyone and I roast kids below my mental age, I look Kim Jong Un but skinny, You make a joke about me I make a diss track with 20 white girls in the background and brag about my money - B1ueNew

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24 Talk About Politics and the Economy

Kinda like a certain left winged liberal or even a super right winged conservative I presume. - htoutlaws2012

But it's what tears America apart, right?

Hillary Sucks! - HondaCivic

25 You Can Joke Here

What's brown and sticky? A stick! - PeeledBanana

Who sings a song

Once in my roof, I was listening to awesome rap music on my radio while jumping on my trampoline and I heard a screeching sound that sounds like a baby on crack. My ear started to bleed and I screamed and cursed loudly. I fainted.

When I was rushed to hospital the doctor was playing Stimulated by Tyga which cured me because the main reason I woke up was to switch it off. The doctor told me I heard Lil B's best song Wonton Soup and I nearly fainted because it was such a price of garbage. So I wanted to find my iPhone 69 to play something good like Starboy and Tiimmy Turner but everything was replaced by Rae Sremmurd and Charlie Puth songs.

Then I heard an evil laugh. It was Lil B. I asked him why the phuck he did All that. He said because I liked rap music. I got so scared I pissed all over him.

I went to the toilet to wash up. The really good news was that the doctor was playing Grand Theft Auto 5 and the background song was Panda. My day was saved. THE END - AlphaQ

26 Talk About School

Well, I liked everyone in my school because they're nice to everyone! I love my classes even if they're hard or not! It's like Hogwarts but without magic or Monster High without monsters or Ever After High without fairy tales! I really seemed to fit in with other kids, but no! I want to be myself! Everyone at my school seems to don't care for Melanie Martinez even though they only listen to rap! - DynastiSugarPop

I want to give my next Honors ELA (English Language Arts) teacher my writing if I ever got some freedom on a narrative writing assignment. I won't do that, however, because one of them alone is fifty-seven pages long and not even finished. - Cyri

It’s boring

27 You Can Argue With Each Other

Someone argue with me.

That just happens to be my least favorite activity! I’ll pass. - saturatedsunrise

Me: I hate you.
Me: I hate you too.
Me: I'm incredibly lonely. - mattstat716

Me: Hi
Each other: You're stupid
Me: Says the one making such a claim. - Cyri

28 Comment About a Show You Never Watched

Teen Titans (The original) - Cyri

The Last Airbender - Pipluplover

Craig of the Creek - IceFoxPlayz

The Simpsons - styLIShT

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29 Write Rap Lyrics

You mean rap god lyrics, but okay. - htoutlaws2012

My name is Eminem and I'm here to say,
I hope you all are having a great day. - cjWriter1997

I can’t write lyrics. Trust me. - saturatedsunrise

Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky - styLIShT

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30 Add fictitious news articles

An artist was found guilty of murder last night. According to the local police, "He was always a sketchy character." - Cyri

Breaking news! Everyone died. - Ashes

Post Malone has the number one song in the nation. (Actually, he's #3) - oneshot

Today Jerry was sitting on a bench. Jerry told us that he was in jail. Then we checked the jail records and we did not find Jerry. Then he did though. In Truth City, you go to jail for lies. Looks like your lie wasn't a lie anymore. *plays lie by Halsey* Signing off, Truth City Magazine

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31 Talk About Your Favorite TV Show

Survivor, duh.

No one outside of the UK and Australia has ever heard of Prisoner: Cell Block H! But I loved it so much. I was heartbroken when the reruns ended; so much so that I went out and bought the box set of over 600 episodes for an extortionate price. Life is good again. - Britgirl

Impractical Jokers is really funny. My favorite character is Q.

Avatar: The Last Airbender is the best Nickelodeon show, best cartoon, and best T.V. show ever. Oh, and Zuko is the best character ever. - PeeledBanana

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32 Comment About a Show You Never Heard of Whatsoever

If I've never heard of that show whatsoever, how can I talk about it? - styLIShT

Taina, never watched that show... - DynastiSugarPop

Laff Mobbs Laugh Traps! Best show ever

The Last Airbender, I’ve heard lots of people talking about, but I’ve never seen it. - Pipluplover

33 You Can Make an Emoji Army

I have a very deadly one! *Pulls out a disc* - Cyri

34 Diss Someone

It’s a rapper!
Yo, I’m Lil Wayne
And you know my rap is really lame
Sometimes Lovefrombadlands calls me Waning Crescent Moon
And when I walk in, I stink up the room

35 Talk About Death Metal

Sorry but Trash Metal is better - Neonco31

Well, I don’t like it, so now people will get mad at me for not liking it.

36 Listen to Samples of Music

Like, you haven't heard Baby before? You can do that. Haven't heard a Iggy Azalea song? You can do that too. You want to torture your friends for 30 seconds with Nicki Minaj crap? Well... YOU CAN EVEN DO THAT!

Listen to heaven in Hiding by Halsey.
Just open up a new tab! You’re still on the list.

37 Add Undertale To It

It's already here, lol - Neonco31

But not nut

No I like undertale nut its everywhere :(

I added Undertale but it didn’t get accepted.

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38 Post Anything You Want

I do enjoy a biscuit every now and then

Anything You Want - mattstat716

I do enjoy riding on biscuits and crashing into walls and it's find cause I'm barely 100 lb. - AlphaQ


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39 Name Your Favourite Video Game

There's this really cool iOS app called Smash Hit. I love its simplicity, beautiful colorful settings, and absolutely amazing music.

It's a tie between Silent Hill 2 and Shadow of Memories for my favourite game.

Chrono Trigger or Metal Gear Solid. - cjWriter1997


Sadly, it’s EXTREMELY overhated on here. Give the poor ink demon a chance on here, guys! - IceFoxPlayz

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40 Insult Bronies

Most of them are just guys who like a show. Why would I insult a whole group over one small subgroup who is a bit... Off. - Cyri

I'm not a brony, but this brony hating should stop already - diehardfan

41 Name your least favourite song

Stupid Hoe (how? It sounds like "how") - Ashes

In My Feelings, Sandman, Meant To Be, New Rules - IceFoxPlayz

Baby Shark - oneshot

42 Say Whatever You Want About PETA
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