Top Ten Reasons to Steal Dapperpickle's Pickle
The Top Ten
1 You will have sweg if you stole it.
What's sweg? Is it similar to swag?
2 You will be rewarded $50,000,000
3 It helps you beat a kitten
4 You will attract many old ladies
My old pickle will not be mistaken for a hot old man.
5 To prove you've got the balls to steal it.
6 To feed an Irish talking pug
This is the bacon sandwich thing all over again...
7 To Save The World From Zombie Apocalypse
8 To stop him from being cynical
And now look where he is
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