Top Ten Ways to Lose a Girlfriend
Don't do these things to your girlfriend. This might be a warning!The Top Ten
1 Cheating on her
Maybe this should have been number one. It will be like Jerry Springer in your house.
Needs to be number 1, the number 1 reasons why so many guys lose their girlfriends.
2 She's pregnant and you say you are not the father
Betrayal... Get the dude castrated...sorry if that's violent but they deserve it
Don't get me started on this one.
3 Farting on her
Unless she loves it. Don't even try.
4 Tell her she's fat
Girls hate that so much, it might cause a lot of problems.
5 Beating her up
6 Getting Drunk
Getting drunk will just leave to even more trouble. So if you have a drug problem and a girlfriend, which will you choice? Beer or your girlfriend?
7 Tell her she's ugly
This is just Heartless
8 Breaking up with her
Well... I guess this is one sure way him to lose a girl!
And... Did I see the word 'farting' on this list?... I'm sure I did... Haha!
9 Booty Calls with her
It's not real love if it's just sex all the time.
10 Go on Jerry Springer
The Contenders
11 Steal food from her parent's pantry
12 Playing Nicki Minaj's music around her
13 Being really whiny around her
14 Practice playing your bass while she's studying.
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