Top 10 Ways to Ruin Someone's Valentine's Day

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Got nothing to do at Valentine's Day? Try some of these.......

The Top Ten

1 Grab the person's phone and text all his/her exes with “I love you xxx”, repeatedly until someone replies.
2 Murder their siblings and parents in front of them

This would be a good idea because that way the people you despise will never piss you off again.

3 Make out with their boyfriend/girlfriend
4 Burn their Valentine's Day meal
5 Send them a CD of an anime about single people
6 Leave a not on their doorstep saying it's from their partner, which says they have broken up
7 Tell them you got them a puppy get it died

Tell them Tomoo from Elfen Lied smashed a vase on it. That'll get them fuming. - TwilightKitsune

8 Give them hepatitis
9 Give them flowers they are allergic to
10 Give them chocolate with spinach inside

The Contenders

11 Give them very chewy fudge that can't come off of their teeth
12 Have sex with their boyfriend/girlfriend
13 Dump water on them in public.

M urdering is too evil, you might hate their boyfriend/girlfriend too, and I'd rather eat the fudge than give them free food. I'm not their cook, so how am I gonna burn their meal? I don't even know how to bake chocolate, so putting spinach on it is out of the question, and I am not murdering a puppy.

Just dump water on them. Gets the job done. Maybe color it. Maybe use slime instead. - mattstat716

14 Call her a fat whore
15 If they are allergic to nuts send them inside of chocolate
16 Sexually harass them
17 Hijack their boy/girlfriend's identity to send them death threats
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1. Murder their siblings and parents in front of them
2. Grab the person's phone and text all his/her exes with “I love you xxx”, repeatedly until someone replies.
3. Make out with their boyfriend/girlfriend
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