Top 10 Ways to Ruin Someone's Valentine's Day
Got nothing to do at Valentine's Day? Try some of these.......The Top Ten
1 Murder their siblings and parents in front of them
This would be a good idea because that way the people you despise will never piss you off again.
2 Grab the person's phone and text all his/her exes with “I love you xxx”, repeatedly until someone replies.
3 Make out with their boyfriend/girlfriend
4 Burn their Valentine's Day meal
5 Send them a CD of an anime about single people
6 Leave a not on their doorstep saying it's from their partner, which says they have broken up
7 Tell them you got them a puppy get it died
Tell them Tomoo from Elfen Lied smashed a vase on it. That'll get them fuming.
8 Give them hepatitis
9 Dump water on them in public.
10 If they are allergic to nuts send them inside of chocolate
The Contenders
11 Give them flowers they are allergic to
12 Give them chocolate with spinach inside
13 Sexually harass them
14 Give them very chewy fudge that can't come off of their teeth
15 Have sex with their boyfriend/girlfriend
16 Call her a fat whore
17 Hijack their boy/girlfriend's identity to send them death threats
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