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This name is disgusting
Also it's spelled you, not ya, go back to preschool.
Also people who are grammar nazi's are 100% confirmed to be punched in the face by me sometime in their life. - mattstat716
Grogda is a horrible name. So is Bralwa. Your parents must really hate you guys, cause naming kids something like this is just cruel.
Brawla: hey, my name's Brawla.
Other person: are you a brawler?
Brawla: no, that's my name.
Other person: I'm sorry, please don't beat me up.
So he found the inner eye from Binding Of Isaac? Well, it ain't no brimstone so... - mattstat716
The only person that's name should be Jesus, is THE JESUS! - afeldman21
I love the name, but the only person who should be name this is the Jesus. Sure there are worst names but people shouldn't name there kids that. But I don't think version 2.0 is even a name. And number 1 would even name there kid dick or gaylord. Bad bad parents!
Actually there are many men in the Bible who were named Jesus. It's a form of Yeshua or Joshua. So the Son of God really didn't have a unique name that no one else should have. Having said that, I probably wouldn't use it except in a story. Can you see yourself standing on the porch and hollering for your son Jesus to get his butt home to supper? I could see this name being a bit of a burden to a boy... But it is better than Dick... Which is why my cousin Richard was nicknamed Richie or Ricky. Never could figure out where Dick comes out of Richard.
Only Jesus needs this name! JESUS CHRIST NOT JESUS ELBURTOV 29 Comments
Really, really bad name - Jiorl
This is just the wierdest name and stupidist one yet
Umm... That's... Umm... - OmgBoi
Brick who names there kid that like seriously I wouldn't in a million years name my kid that name no matter what just saying and who!... (: ;p
My grandma went to a school with some guy called Brick Wall and had like a brother called Cement Wall. - swrs1234
If your kid's a idiot, this name is perfect!
Dumber than dirt, ain't ya? -Engineer - mattstat716V 15 Comments
But... But... I like that name. It is pretty and means well.
That's my dogs name
No this name is unique and beautiful! 😊 - LucyHeartfilia
In my point of view, this name is just too common, I know six just off the top of my head, without even thinking about it.
This name sounds like a hillbilly name and everyone uses it. It is a little boring.
Jack is my name and I think it's amazing, so shut up people.
Weird, I only know one Jack, my cousin.V 2 Comments
I can't believe my name is on the list! What is so wrong with Boomquisha? I actually like it so much, it holds a special meaning to me. You see my dad left my mom before I was born due to complicated reasons that I'm not allowed to know about and he always wanted a daughter named Boomquisha.
I'm called Boomy for short. I wish that my dad would be able to come home, I really want to meet him. His name is Daquan if any of you see him, tell him that Boomy is looking for him. Love ya'll
After my daddy left me and my moms, he named me Boomquisha to honor his gang. I still don't know why people hate my name. I'll show them how ghetto boys roll homie *loads pistol* - SirSkeletorThe3rd
This name makes me wonder if the people who are named this name have parents that care about them. This is the most ridiculous name that I have ever seen in my entire life. - MagmaFox
Boomquisha is a beautiful name, shame on you haters!V 7 Comments
The name of my friends crush... - Minecraftcrazy530
The name is dumb and your kid is not a city -
Okay, first of all, that is MY NAME, and second of all, Sarah is a popular girl name, okay? - Catacorn
I know two people called Sarah and they are really nice.
I have a teacher named Sarah, it's a nice name but she's not really a nice teacher.
Sarah is my friends nameV 8 Comments
If you're a redneck and you want to name your baby girl like this, then she'll end up like my nasty lunch lady with the same name!
Its not that bad I guess...
Helga is a Scandinavian name
Eww it's bartholga 's girlfriend
It's already a full modern rap song on it's own. The teacher gonna look like she doing a freestyle every time she calls this kid to the front of the class
LOL! Someone is actually named this? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
I need this name. Thank you random website!
Bill Cosby?V 6 Comments
What if he was a pro wrestler. - username34
Imagine middle school for this kid.
Adorable... Makes me think your are small and cute!
Aww! If I have triplets it'll be Tiny Fluffy and PillowV 2 Comments
What a funny name, should be Jacob the dum ass
Hey let's name our baby apple! She is not going to get teased!
Well apples are sweet so obviously the parents are just calling their child nice so you should go name your child rotten cheese because you are not sweet
"Let's call our kid Apple I because our last name is Pod! "
Rotten apple. - mattstat716V 12 Comments
It means their child is cute my name is cutie so back off
Oh my god! Think about this:
"Samantha Williams? "
"Jake Matthews? "
"Cutie Evans? Wait... what? "
Cutie? As in Cutie the Kitten?
she's changed but oh heck no ;-;
My name is Siri. Before Apple's Siri was created, I used to get compliments all the name. Now I'm thinking of changing my name and using Siri as a nickname.
Did you know that the word Siri translates to "ass" in Japanese? - Turkeyasylum
Funny how this comes right after the name "Apple" on the list, - Navylexi
Siri-ously?V 4 Comments
One time my friend told my teacher "don't be silly wrap your willy" and he got real mad
Combine king and willy
Willy willy bum bum
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