Worst Names of All Time

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61 Bralwa

This name is disgusting

Also it's spelled you, not ya, go back to preschool.

Also people who are grammar nazi's are 100% confirmed to be punched in the face by me sometime in their life. - mattstat716

Grogda is a horrible name. So is Bralwa. Your parents must really hate you guys, cause naming kids something like this is just cruel.

Brawla: hey, my name's Brawla.
Other person: are you a brawler?
Brawla: no, that's my name.
Other person: I'm sorry, please don't beat me up.

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62 Melina
63 Third Eye Dude

So he found the inner eye from Binding Of Isaac? Well, it ain't no brimstone so... - mattstat716

Yes

64 Gaylan

Really, really bad name - Jiorl

65 Brick

Brick who names there kid that like seriously I wouldn't in a million years name my kid that name no matter what just saying and who!... (: ;p

My grandma went to a school with some guy called Brick Wall and had like a brother called Cement Wall. - swrs1234

If your kid's a idiot, this name is perfect!

Dumber than dirt, ain't ya? -Engineer - mattstat716

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66 Weewee

This is just the wierdest name and stupidist one yet

67 Hope

But... But... I like that name. It is pretty and means well.

That's my dogs name

No this name is unique and beautiful! 😊 - LucyHeartfilia

68 Boomquisha

I can't believe my name is on the list! What is so wrong with Boomquisha? I actually like it so much, it holds a special meaning to me. You see my dad left my mom before I was born due to complicated reasons that I'm not allowed to know about and he always wanted a daughter named Boomquisha.

I'm called Boomy for short. I wish that my dad would be able to come home, I really want to meet him. His name is Daquan if any of you see him, tell him that Boomy is looking for him. Love ya'll

After my daddy left me and my moms, he named me Boomquisha to honor his gang. I still don't know why people hate my name. I'll show them how ghetto boys roll homie *loads pistol* - SirSkeletorThe3rd

This name makes me wonder if the people who are named this name have parents that care about them. This is the most ridiculous name that I have ever seen in my entire life. - MagmaFox

Boomquisha is a beautiful name, shame on you haters!

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69 Johnathon

The name of my friends crush... - Minecraftcrazy530

70 Jack

In my point of view, this name is just too common, I know six just off the top of my head, without even thinking about it.

This name sounds like a hillbilly name and everyone uses it. It is a little boring.

Jack is my name and I think it's amazing, so shut up people.

I know a guy named Jack and he is really nice. My brother's bestie

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71 Sedona

The name is dumb and your kid is not a city -

72 Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty-Bop-Bop-Bop

It's already a full modern rap song on it's own. The teacher gonna look like she doing a freestyle every time she calls this kid to the front of the class

LOL! Someone is actually named this? - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

I need this name. Thank you random website!

Bill Cosby?

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73 Helga

If you're a redneck and you want to name your baby girl like this, then she'll end up like my nasty lunch lady with the same name!

Its not that bad I guess...

Eww it's bartholga 's girlfriend

74 Sarah

Okay, first of all, that is MY NAME, and second of all, Sarah is a popular girl name, okay? - Catacorn

I know two people called Sarah and they are really nice.

I have a teacher named Sarah, it's a nice name but she's not really a nice teacher.

How the hell is Sarah a bad name?

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75 Apple

Hey let's name our baby apple! She is not going to get teased!

Sarcasm

Well apples are sweet so obviously the parents are just calling their child nice so you should go name your child rotten cheese because you are not sweet

"Let's call our kid Apple I because our last name is Pod! "

Rotten apple. - mattstat716

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76 Tiny

What if he was a pro wrestler. - username34

Imagine middle school for this kid.

Adorable... Makes me think your are small and cute!

Aww! If I have triplets it'll be Tiny Fluffy and Pillow

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77 Sheilan

What a funny name, should be Jacob the dum ass

78 Cutie

It means their child is cute my name is cutie so back off

Oh my god! Think about this:
"Samantha Williams? "
"Here! "
"Jake Matthews? "
"Present! "
"Cutie Evans? Wait... what? "

Not cute

Cutie? As in Cutie the Kitten?
she's changed but oh heck no ;-;

79 Siri

My name is Siri. Before Apple's Siri was created, I used to get compliments all the name. Now I'm thinking of changing my name and using Siri as a nickname.

Did you know that the word Siri translates to "ass" in Japanese? - Turkeyasylum

Funny how this comes right after the name "Apple" on the list, - Navylexi

Siri-ously?

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80 Willy

One time my friend told my teacher "don't be silly wrap your willy" and he got real mad

Combine king and willy

Willy willy bum bum

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