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I thought that was funny. I'm totally using that diss in a dissing contest
I am gonna use it on this 1 boy who has been bullying me if he thinks to say something back I will use number 25 on the list anyway live This insult
At first I was confused then after the second time I read it I laughed so hard I think my chair broke. I think I am the one who is fat
Lol gonna use this on that stupid kidV49 Comments
! Funniest thing I have Heard All Day! Still laughing! Ha Ha!
I said this to this fat jerk at my school and he literally cried
I'm going to us this on my friends if I ever get involved in a cussing competition! Genius!
Hella funny thoughV48 Comments
HAHA SO FUNNY! THIS IS FAR THE MOST BEST JOKE ever! I SAID IT TO MY BRO AND HE STARTED CRYING LIKE HELL
I did the same to my bro and he cry out loud
Say something bad but it still funny
Oh I said that one to a kid named seth carter and he kept his mouth shut when he heard me say what I just said.
Lol my sight is already bad. BurntV67 Comments
Call the fire department, cause you just got burned
Classic insult, I don't remember who actually said it first..
It is amazingly funny! I totally am gonna share this with my bff! AMAZING! HILARIOUS
Dang! That's brutal.V45 Comments
Absolute AMAZING one! The lad went walking away like his mothers FAT backside
Oh my gawd! Hilarious, I said this to my little brother and he got really baffled because I don't think he even knows what eBay is! Whew, I'm still cracking up.
I said it to my crush (That I used to hate). All he can said is "stupid hoe". Lmfao! Then I said if he's so stupid that brain surgeon are having a hard time. God damn! He doesn't give any respond. He can't say anything!
Ow... Ay can I get some aloe over hear? - Umm_akwardV62 Comments
this is so cool! who thought of this? I know someone like this and I never got to explain my thoughts about him. - lala222
Love it, this is a first class insult.
Best one ever I am so using this on my math class friend. It's hilarious
This is so low on the list. Now I know how to get back at a Math Braggart. Whoever thought of this is a legend. - BoltMarksmanV101 Comments
This is a funny insult. DOUBLE HIT! I told this to my ex girlfriend. She was really sexy and she liked me, and now I can't talk to her. IT WAS STILL WORTH IT
WAY TOO EPIC! How did you even invent such a cruel insult? You must be such a d* in real life
This was surprisingly satisfying, not only does it offend them behavior wise but also offends them in a decent manner instead of trying to insult in a rude way..
Maybe this is too cruel...V55 Comments
That would make someone cry, I'm a hurtful person but this joke makes me seem like a nice person, It's funny and extremely mean
OMG! I FREAKING LOVE THIS! I'M GONNA SAY IT TO YOU!
THIS IS so AMAZING. PERFECT, ORIGINAL! CAN PICTURE SOMEONE THAT UGLY, ACTUALLY I KNOW SOMEONE THAT UGLY! BEST EVER!
Lol I am so using this!V38 Comments
Very good - excellent for people who don't have friends! (we all know someone like that, don't we? )
That was one of the funniest on this page, literally had me on the floor dying. I could use this on my enemies or my cousins or my sister, and I bet they will give me a look, but it'll be worth it
That's hilarious I'm gonna use it on the know it all kid in my class and I'll probably be considered a hero
Don't get it very well but niceV25 Comments
Laugh out loud definitely using dis one
I used this on a guy in my class that makes fun of my name. He said "oh yeah, well least I'm not the ugly one here! " Then I used one of the other insults higher on the list and said "I could eat alphabet soup and crap out a better comeback". He cried later that day. Now everyone in class calls me cameback bill
That was the worlds best diss I wish this true to all commenters but me
I love this one!V34 Comments
Laugh out loud THAT WAS HILARIOUS THREE THUMBS UP MAN! BRAVO BRAVO!
Funny ill use it on everyone I know, almost as funny as number fifty eight
Why are the trying to tell people to tell other people to tell them about their mom
This is because you know this will never happen. Just stop stealing cusses from the Internet because people will think you can't improvise your cusses. - Presen4V38 Comments
I love this one, I could use this in a lot of people from my class, all the girls in my class look like clowns, just so you know what I am dealing with here.
Jeez I'm so using this LMFAO rating is ten out of ten
I wonder what would happen if one said this to Nicki Minaj? - Harri666
This would be even better if the person was wearing makeup. - NikBruskV36 Comments
A feasibly sensible joke about life, death and everything inbetween. Excellent
Nice and snappy! Good to say to a girl that thinks too much of herself
This is the best joke so far on here! I love it like it no love it!
Amazing "speech less"V39 Comments
I can't get over this... I've been laughing at my laptop for half an hour now
I have an obsession with yo mamma's so fat jokes. Thanks for the mental image. LAWL. Your mamma's not halal if she's related to whales...
Oh my gad this is so... I can even use that to my worst friend I can't get hold of laughters now laugh out loud laugh out loud
Haha this I loveV82 Comments
Haha me and my bestie couldn't stop laughing 4 ages
This joke is a better version then the I asked your weight not your phone number who ever thought of this is a legend
OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FUNNY I laughed so hard I wanted to tell somebody and I told my ex-boyfriend who I broke up with a long time ago when he broke a window in my house while doing a clown prank because I was mad at him. He's avoided me ever since.
This made me pee my pants 7 times! I could not stop laughingV82 Comments
This one is pretty good, I'm surprised there are no comments!
Lol you could just say You look like a joint between a mutilated ape, and a visible fart and it still be insulting
I cracked up so hard! Never heard anything like that before!
This one is like for those who really want to insultV10 Comments
It is so funny it made me fall of my chair because my brother started crying
This is epic - using it tomorrow for sure. Whoever made this is an epic genius
This ones a total puller when you wanna bust the hell outta your opponent in a crisp sentence...
I am gonna roast this nerd at school with this.V45 Comments
This insult is so cruel that it could make your mother cry. If you ever say this to someone they will either punch you or burst into a weeping ball of nothing. Nobody can say this insult sucks!
Haha did this to some random girl that I liked and she was like I love you
Lolololololol 20 minutes later I'm still laughing. I'm going to see how many of my friends cry with this.
I tried this with a cop and he through me on the groundV39 Comments
That is so cool, I could use it against my enemy in bahrain!
Amazing. Just amazing. I have a feeling that a Chinese made that one up originally. This one needs to be fifth and traded out with that hello kitty one, cause those who don't watch hello kitty... Well 'me', wont get the meaning. But this one is great. Nice job.
I have used this on a couple of different occasions and I got the best reaction from it! :) And older sort of insult but still extremely funny and you will always get a great reaction from it!
I love this and whoever made it up. I'm straight, but if it's a guy I guess I could make an exception haha - Umm_akwardV27 Comments
I said this to a guy at my school and he actually cried afterward. It is so cruel that it could make anyone burst into tears at that moment! This insult has to be the greatest insult you can ever say to someone you hate!
This ones straight up cruel- AMAZING
One of my class mates is a huge jerk to everybody, so this insult works for him. - Pony
Amazing just amazingV16 Comments
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2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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