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You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen
Overused, but really FUNNY! Should be number 1, this the type of joke that people spread round and gets really boring though.
I like it but make it a little bit more insulting it is for a guy in my school who is such a meany and made everyone in my class hate my twin brother today I gave him this insult:you wear three sizes;huge jumbo and oh my god it's coming towards me!
It's very clever; I recommend using it to someone who is a good friend of yours. I think it does not have enough 'umph' to be used as a real insult towards an enemy.
That is funny I am going to use that on my friends
This is the best dis ever made I don't even get the first one my friends will be so bored if I tell them seoriosly does anyone think that's even funny who ever does there lame and stink
HAHAHAHAHA I used this on a girl in school and her jaw dropped and he just went "AWH! " and then I walked away with everyone following me and laughing-except the girl. ROFLOLMAO!
AW DUDE! that is one good insult. Yeah, and I'm gonna use it on people in ma school because almost everyone there insult each other. GOTTA FIND MORE FOR COMEBACKS!
I LOVEE THIS! I said this to my brother and he got so mad(: but didn't say anything to me the rest of the day(: haha thank you so much this is turley the best comeback I have ever read in my whole life(((:
Very demonizing and delightfully offensive. Nothing better than to undermine the target's own pathetic existence.
That's fantastic that great I am definitely usin that there's this boy and his meen to me I am going to say that and that will completely shup up and keep quiet to me for the eest of time
I'm so useing that on my brother he's always bein mean to me and makeing me cry no offense but I really think that he's not my brother like sieriously he always makes me cry also this is AWESOME! SO gunna use it on my bro
Come on, people, this is obviously number one! This is the greatest burn of all time. I've used it on my friend and he was so shocked it looked as if he were electrocuted! Laugh out loud!
This is a funny and beast insult. HAHAHAHAHA Everybody laugh at it when I said it. I keep on using it on people when they try to make fun of me. It defensively makes them shut up.
This one is hilarious! I'm going to use it on all my friends! Like when people insult me or something/someone I love this will be my insult back! I keep laughing every time I read it.
This insult is hilarious and always gets the attention of your opponent! I've used this one multiple times to different people and they all were speechless, classic!
I think this should be numbur one I told this to some one he started ying on the highway and then I was like thats where your house is on the highway
lol is was hilarios.
One word awesome. Gotta give who ever taugh of this credit. Herez a diffrent one your such a mistake your parentz took you to the highway to show you why you were born!
This just made me laugh for no joke 5 minutes its hilarious. I am now going to use this with the people I hate, hilarious, funny and dam right just wrong but in a funny way!
Now this diss is a good one can make anyone speechless, now listen to this one your so ugly that when yo father saw you for the first time he said what a waist of sperm
So mean just so so so mean I can't explain how mean that was to say it should be #1 that's how mean it is though I have to admit it was pretty funny on this person to say this is the best insult I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE NEVER SAY THIS TO FRIENDS EVER IN A LIFE TIME don't EVER
this is by far the best I've seen. I'm going to use this on all of my friends.
Too funny that should be number one.
This is an awesome one. I send that joke to a family member and they freaked out! Too bad I had to tell the truth.
Laugh out loud I can't believe they actually posted this anyway I'm gonna use it on the people I hate I wonder how they will feel most probaly pissed
I am going to use this insult on my cousin who does not know one insult. I tell her all the time to get a new insult book but she never does! I like this joke the best and I read all of them!
I'm definitely going to burn everybody with this its the best I've ever heard of an insult everybodys always meen so get ready to kick-ass:)
Mad! This thng is waay pass dissing someone and using this on someone will make them get so speechless!
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