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You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen
I like it but make it a little bit more insulting it is for a guy in my school who is such a meany and made everyone in my class hate my twin brother today I gave him this insult:you wear three sizes;huge jumbo and oh my god it's coming towards me!
It's very clever; I recommend using it to someone who is a good friend of yours. I think it does not have enough 'umph' to be used as a real insult towards an enemy.
Overused, but really FUNNY! Should be number 1, this the type of joke that people spread round and gets really boring though.
HAHAHAHAHA I used this on a girl in school and her jaw dropped and he just went "AWH! " and then I walked away with everyone following me and laughing-except the girl. ROFLOLMAO!
AW DUDE! that is one good insult. Yeah, and I'm gonna use it on people in ma school because almost everyone there insult each other. GOTTA FIND MORE FOR COMEBACKS!
This just made me laugh for no joke 5 minutes its hilarious. I am now going to use this with the people I hate, hilarious, funny and dam right just wrong but in a funny way!
Now this diss is a good one can make anyone speechless, now listen to this one your so ugly that when yo father saw you for the first time he said what a waist of sperm
Very demonizing and delightfully offensive. Nothing better than to undermine the target's own pathetic existence.
So mean just so so so mean I can't explain how mean that was to say it should be #1 that's how mean it is though I have to admit it was pretty funny on this person to say this is the best insult I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE NEVER SAY THIS TO FRIENDS EVER IN A LIFE TIME don't EVER
Too funny that should be number one.
This is an awesome one. I send that joke to a family member and they freaked out! Too bad I had to tell the truth.
Come on, people, this is obviously number one! This is the greatest burn of all time. I've used it on my friend and he was so shocked it looked as if he were electrocuted! Laugh out loud!
This is a funny and beast insult. HAHAHAHAHA Everybody laugh at it when I said it. I keep on using it on people when they try to make fun of me. It defensively makes them shut up.
This one is hilarious! I'm going to use it on all my friends! Like when people insult me or something/someone I love this will be my insult back! I keep laughing every time I read it.
This insult is hilarious and always gets the attention of your opponent! I've used this one multiple times to different people and they all were speechless, classic!
Laugh out loud I can't believe they actually posted this anyway I'm gonna use it on the people I hate I wonder how they will feel most probaly pissed
I am going to use this insult on my cousin who does not know one insult. I tell her all the time to get a new insult book but she never does! I like this joke the best and I read all of them!
This is by far the best I've seen. I'm going to use this on all of my friends.
There a girl at Trenton theater camp I go there I'm 14 years old. and wednsday July 9 after care. She was bullying me. Verbally. And today July 10 Thursday at after care. Maybe I will use this one. She got the last laugh. It's my turn.
I LOVE IT! This is the best insult that I've ever seen in my life! I can't wait to get in a fight and tell somebody this right to their face!
I like it here's a diss I'll never forget I know some good disses to but now I'll know too many good ones especially after hearing this
BURN! Burning and offensive insult. Simply you can't compare this insult to anything else... This is like a line Eminem would use =DD
HAHAHAHAHA! who ever thinks of these should have their own show
bloody brilliant, bare people getting dissed tomorow
! I'm going to use this on every body that I see! This is so good! Thanks to this it made me come up with lots of good insults thank u!
Good insults I am totally using this to get REVENGE ON a friend named far... You think ima tell you well no... Haha
Ah! That's great! I'm so going to use that! Hopefully I'll have the chance to soon!
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