Worst First Names For Girls

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1Bob

It is child abuse to name a girl that! - moose4life19

That's a boy's name! Why would someone name a girl that!? =( - KatieChan

Yeah bob is a girl name too short for Roberta like for boys is Robert but I still don't like it though but that's just me it still a nice name. I like Robert for a boy name but not Roberta for girls for some reason but I still think that it is a kinda good name.

What's next, Fondue? Log?

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2Helga

Just listen to it. Would you want to go out with a girl with this name?

The name Helga may not be the best but the quality of the woman should determine weather or not you want to date her or not. A girl with the name Helga could be the most wonderful person in the world and by your logic you would dismiss her based on her name.

It makes my throat hurt saying this name.. Helga. Not working out!

This is the name of the main girl on the Nickelodeon show "Hey Arnold". Remember the girl with the blonde pigtails with a pink bow and a pink dress who kept pushing everyone around and every so often took out a picture of the titular character and professed her love for him? I always thought "Helga" was one of the worst names, and my empathy for the character of the same name has not made me like the name any more than I originally did. In fact, I think any girl with such an unfortunate name should shorten it to "Hells", unless she's Christian. - SideshowJazz1

This name is awful

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3Nevaeh

The only thing I can say about naming a girl Nevaeh (which is the opposite spelling of heaven), is that it is kinder than just cutting through the hinting and naming her Hell.

I like this name but I realized it's the opposite of heaven. And I know someone named this and she went through child abuse... Yeah but I think the name is pretty.

When I hear this name, I think "tacky" and "ghetto. " It's not creative. It's not pretty. It's bad. Just bad.

Nevaeh is a one of my favorite names

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4Olga

Sounds too much like "old guy" or Ol' ga or something

Means "beautiful" in Russian. Very popular name there.

This is a horrible name! My piano teacher's name this. She is so mean!

I love the name Olga

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5Schartzmugel

Yeah, so if you have a job interview, here's how it would go:
"Hi, my name is Schartzmugel Johnson, I'd like to apply for a job, Mr.H. "
"Wait... Schartzmugel? "

A girl in new york has this name its like holy guacomole!

This name. Its like a bunch o letters put together. You need to add a lot more thought to it. And think about how hard it would be if you would want to write your name in Kindergarten or Preschool. And it is really hard to pronounce. And Think about how other kids would think of the name. They would bully the poor girl. It is pretty hard to think of this as girl's name.

It looks like a sausage brand name. - malamJONES

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6Bertha

All I can think of when I hear this name is "Look out, Big Bertha's coming through! "

Sounds like a baby is coming out!

Bertha is a amazing name. If I had this name I would take pride in it and just maby show it off. But this is only my opinion so you could have another thought about this name but I really would love it if you agree with me. And I guess I should tell you my own name is Bertha so stop cyber-bulling because I am only 11 years old so this is going to haunt me for the rest of my life, thanks a bunch!. But thank you so much for the 12 year old who stuck up for this name. And I agree with her you should all be ashamed of your selves. So remember Bertha is a wonderful name and don't forget it!.

I love the name Bertha. I think it's a wonderful name for a woman

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7Sue

My grandmothers dog name was sue she was a girl. A very nice it was mean what you said I think it is a wonderful name for dog cat any girl baby beside you can't tell people what to name there child some girls in the world might have that name name and think it is pretty I think it is a pretty name not trying to be mean but I like the name sue

Sue... Isn't really a good name. And reminds me a lot on Mary Sue. :/ I know it isn't the names fault, but still.
And you know, suing someone... No thanks, I rather give some other name to a girl.

This is a horrible name... Little baby... Sue?

My mum is called Sue... She is the most wonderful person I know, and that is not being biased.

I kinda like this name, and it's A LOT better than Bertha, Olga and Bob

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8La-a

Once my Mum and I were in the car and we drove past a car with the number plate saying LA-A, and I told my Mum that the car we just drove past had my name on it, and guess what she said back to me... She said, well I knew that this day will come but we chose a stupid name for you to be stupid enough to be on a number plate. Now I wish that my name is something different, I mean something like Bob or Maggie would be a lot better, that is how bad my name really is!

If I had that name I wouldn't be worrying about being bullied, I would be worrying about how my parents decided to give me that name, I mean did my parents do singing practise or were they drunk when my Mum gave birth to me?

Everyone should stop teasing everyone about names. I personally don't like this one and it might be very rare that people won't say la la la la la to someone named la-a. I'm just saying my god honest opinion please take no offense here

The dash isn't silent...

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9Boomquifa

No Way.. A parent that gives an innocent child that name should go to jail.

This name is RIDICULOUS! How would you even pronounce this name? All the horrible teasing I could think of came all too easily...

Some of these names are some what obnoxious...and on the the other hand some some are very unique in their own little way...so some of you all who are judging peoples names I think you should get something better to do!

Best name ever

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10Peggy

Excuse me! My mom's name is Peggy and I think that it is a WONDERFUL name!

Peggy lacks grace and femininity. It makes me think of Peggy from King of the Hill, someone with two "peg legs", or a waitress you meet in a diner on some god-forsaken exit of a desert interstate in the deep south.

Peggy is a wonderful name seeing that is my OWN NAME so I would stop tying up bad things about that name. Sorry that was kinda mean but I say Peggy is the best name in the universe! Considering it is my own name.

My grandma's name is Peggy so you all should respect that name!

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The Newcomers

?Natasha

Some one In are school is called that and I don't like it

Excuse me? I don't even know why this sight is even on there you are making people think they have a UGLY NAME! every name is pretty and unique:(

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?Oonie

Sadly it's my baby cousin's name.. How can someone live their life with this name

The Contenders

11Esmeralda

I think that I heard of this name off somewhere like a show or movie, and who put the picture next to this name? Is it suppose to match this name, well if it is I think that it matches, Esmeralda does sound as it is an Indian name and the picture next from here looks Indian, but just remember that this is just my opinion and you may have another opinion.

Um excuse me! Esmeralda is an awesome name I have 2 cousins named Esmeralda! Amd it is even the name of a diamond (u know the Esmeralda diamond)

Sounds like a name from a fairy tale. Queen Esmeralda, Witch Esmeralda, Hunter Esmeralda.

People, that your cousin is named Esmeralda doesn't mean it's a pretty name

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12Anous

This name is nasty. Looks like Anus.

I can never take this name seriously I will laugh in a sec

#INAPPROPRIATE HOw dare you be mean like that?!?

One does not look at this name and doesn't laugh

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13Bobbi-Jean

It reminds me of the Michael Jackson song Billie jean.

I like the idea of using just one of these names. But if you do that please choose Jean! Like, Bobbi just sounds like Bob anyways and you know that show on Treehouse that all the preschoolers like? Bobs and Lolo? Bobbi reminds me of Bobs which is just like Bob so there!

Sounds like a really funny joke (I feel sorry for those girls called this)

Because the kid is not my son? - malamJONES

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14Teeka

Teeka, what the heck, I have never ever ever ever heard of this name, ever this name is so stupid

Most of these names that honestly just don't sound very good (not to be rude) I have never heard on a person before. I never heard of a person named Teeka. So if I haven't met or heard of anyone using these names really, that makes total sense because SOME people in the world actually know the difference between right and wrong and make such rightful deed to all humanity by not naming their child an ugly name!

Honestly my opinion on any name is that people shouldn't judge others by their names because their parents must of took a long time to decide what to name their child even if it does sound strange. Imagine if you had a name like this and everyday you got bullied and you can't change it because you can't change your name so you might as well decide to live with it.

What a stupid ghetto name

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15Mckenzie

Yes I like the name I have no problem with the name because I know a lot of people with the name

Really mckenzie isn't a bad name. really people shouldn't blame people for how they were named. I have a bff named mackenzie and she is nicest person ever to me. its not fair. you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. I'm ashamed of evreyone who thinks these names are ugly when there are a lot of people out there who are named these things and you guys are just making fun of them. this is sad because this is coming from an 11 year old. there are ADULTS on this who are making fun of innocent child names. get a life because I bet you need somehing better to do with your life than make fun of someones name. I have an embarrassing last name but I have lots of friends and they don't care what my last name is. and if you havea problem with this post then come say it to everyones faces whos names are these.

I kind of like the name, more because you can shorten it to Mackie.

The name Mckenzie lacks vowels and the longer you look at it the worse it gets

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16Prudence

It sounds like someones ancient great aunt

Prudence? Seriously! You might as well name her Potato and be done with it! That right there is child abuse, folks. Anyone who names a sweet baby, Prudence should go to jail.

I honestly don't get why people hate this name. When I hear this name I don't think of plums or great aunts or anything like that. I think of a cheerful girl who is always optimistic (like how being "prudent" is being optimistic about the future) I think it could be as pretty as other popular virtue names like Grace and Faith

It sounds like "Prune". That alone proves it's a bad name.

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17Varaminta

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It's not terrible, but still. That would kind of stink.

Kinda sounds like verify my mints

It almost sounds like Vagina

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18Surtiyem

I never heard that name before. But it does make you sound as you were crazy, low-headed and dumb. A parent giving their child this name should go straight to prison. It sounds like the word sodium, what is she a scientist?

Dear lord I pray for the lady who has to write the birth certificates. I pray for this child when she tries to write her name in kindergarten. Oh dear lord have mercy!

Surtiyem is an old fashion name that came in the 15th centenary but who cares it's just a name, it's not like it changes the personality.

Ugly what the hell

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19Time

TIME!? Rly, oh sweet Jesus I pray for the poor child whose name is time, honestly you might as well call your other child clock!

I still remember that musical children's rhyme my grandma taught me...tick tock tick tock sweet little time it's not something you can by with a penny or a dime. Time is precious, by naming your child time indicates that you think that she is precious, just like Time. I just wish I had more time to spend with my grandma before she passed away. I'll pay anything for just extra mere seconds. Time isn't something you can buy, your child isn't something you can buy either. It is a precious name...

Wouldn't be so embarrassing if your name was Time and if somebody asked what the time was and you reply saying your age or date of birth or anything personal. But I guess that there are worst names such as Helga. I suppose the recommendation of this name though would be 2 out of 10 for my choice.

This kid would get bullied all day with jokes on her name

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20Yazmine

To: The person that is annoyed with the eleven year old. I honestly think that YOU should get a life, not the eleven year old. And the eleven year old is not being pathetic. Plus, you said that it's fine that people say what they think, right? Well the eleven year old is just saying what she/he thinks. He/she just thinks it's wrong what people are saying about these names and I agree. If people have some mean things to say then they should keep them to themselves. From: The nine year old that commented on the name Bertha.

To: The annoying 11 year old girl defending the "names"
SERIOUSLY. Do you have anything better to do than to go around telling everyone to stop expressing their own opinion? They are just saying what they think is true, some comments may be a little criticizing but it is what THEY think. And there is nothing wrong with that. If the "innocent child" feels hurt or something then they can just give thumbs down to the quote or post their own opinions. If this website really upsets them TOO much then they could LEAVE. You should stop complaining about critical comments everywhere you go, WE GET IT. I know that you gotten an inspiration from a 12 year old and I did too. The 12 year old was just expressing her opinion but you are just damn COMPLAINING everywhere you see some comments that are critical. You are being so pathetic, exactly WHAT are you trying to accomplish? Everyone already knows what you think and you just keep posting the same comments everywhere you go. Do you want them ...more

I love the name. It is a princess name, Bratz girl name, and a name that is not used much.

If your name is Yazmine that doesn't mean it's pretty immediately

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