Worst First Names For Girls

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1Bob

It is child abuse to name a girl that! - moose4life19

That's a boy's name! Why would someone name a girl that!? =( - KatieChan

Yeah bob is a girl name too short for Roberta like for boys is Robert but I still don't like it though but that's just me it still a nice name. I like Robert for a boy name but not Roberta for girls for some reason but I still think that it is a kinda good name.

Even know that's a boy name it is still a horrible name

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2Helga

Just listen to it. Would you want to go out with a girl with this name?

The name Helga may not be the best but the quality of the woman should determine weather or not you want to date her or not. A girl with the name Helga could be the most wonderful person in the world and by your logic you would dismiss her based on her name.

It makes my throat hurt saying this name.. Helga. Not working out!

This is the name of the main girl on the Nickelodeon show "Hey Arnold". Remember the girl with the blonde pigtails with a pink bow and a pink dress who kept pushing everyone around and every so often took out a picture of the titular character and professed her love for him? I always thought "Helga" was one of the worst names, and my empathy for the character of the same name has not made me like the name any more than I originally did. In fact, I think any girl with such an unfortunate name should shorten it to "Hells", unless she's Christian. - SideshowJazz1

Whole wheat bread... - golin

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3Nevaeh

The only thing I can say about naming a girl Nevaeh (which is the opposite spelling of heaven), is that it is kinder than just cutting through the hinting and naming her Hell.

I like this name but I realized it's the opposite of heaven. And I know someone named this and she went through child abuse... Yeah but I think the name is pretty.

When I hear this name, I think "tacky" and "ghetto. " It's not creative. It's not pretty. It's bad. Just bad.

Gorgeous name such beauty to it - GraceEmma

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4Olga

Sounds too much like "old guy" or Ol' ga or something

Means "beautiful" in Russian. Very popular name there.

This is a horrible name! My piano teacher's name this. She is so mean!

Name in general just sounds ugly...

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5Schartzmugel

Yeah, so if you have a job interview, here's how it would go:
"Hi, my name is Schartzmugel Johnson, I'd like to apply for a job, Mr.H. "
"Wait... Schartzmugel? "

A girl in new york has this name its like holy guacomole!

This name. Its like a bunch o letters put together. You need to add a lot more thought to it. And think about how hard it would be if you would want to write your name in Kindergarten or Preschool. And it is really hard to pronounce. And Think about how other kids would think of the name. They would bully the poor girl. It is pretty hard to think of this as girl's name.

How do you pronounce that?

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6Sue

My grandmothers dog name was sue she was a girl. A very nice it was mean what you said I think it is a wonderful name for dog cat any girl baby beside you can't tell people what to name there child some girls in the world might have that name name and think it is pretty I think it is a pretty name not trying to be mean but I like the name sue

Sue... Isn't really a good name. And reminds me a lot on Mary Sue. :/ I know it isn't the names fault, but still.
And you know, suing someone... No thanks, I rather give some other name to a girl.

This is a horrible name... Little baby... Sue?

My mum is called Sue... She is the most wonderful person I know, and that is not being biased.

Its kinda plain

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7Bertha

All I can think of when I hear this name is "Look out, Big Bertha's coming through! "

Sounds like a baby is coming out!

Bertha is a amazing name. If I had this name I would take pride in it and just maby show it off. But this is only my opinion so you could have another thought about this name but I really would love it if you agree with me. And I guess I should tell you my own name is Bertha so stop cyber-bulling because I am only 11 years old so this is going to haunt me for the rest of my life, thanks a bunch!. But thank you so much for the 12 year old who stuck up for this name. And I agree with her you should all be ashamed of your selves. So remember Bertha is a wonderful name and don't forget it!.

It's good for baby that's born

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8La-a

Once my Mum and I were in the car and we drove past a car with the number plate saying LA-A, and I told my Mum that the car we just drove past had my name on it, and guess what she said back to me... She said, well I knew that this day will come but we chose a stupid name for you to be stupid enough to be on a number plate. Now I wish that my name is something different, I mean something like Bob or Maggie would be a lot better, that is how bad my name really is!

If I had that name I wouldn't be worrying about being bullied, I would be worrying about how my parents decided to give me that name, I mean did my parents do singing practise or were they drunk when my Mum gave birth to me?

Who the heck names their kid la (dash) a? How ghetto can you get? I mean, its almost as bad as pajama. (Pronounced pajamay)

It's a sorta cuter name I think it would be an odd name when they are like 20 because it would sound childish that's just my opinion though.

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9Peggy

Excuse me! My mom's name is Peggy and I think that it is a WONDERFUL name!

Peggy lacks grace and femininity. It makes me think of Peggy from King of the Hill, someone with two "peg legs", or a waitress you meet in a diner on some god-forsaken exit of a desert interstate in the deep south.

Peggy is a wonderful name seeing that is my OWN NAME so I would stop tying up bad things about that name. Sorry that was kinda mean but I say Peggy is the best name in the universe! Considering it is my own name.

I really don't get how some people want to bully others just by their names, I mean come on they are just name and that is why nick-names were invented.

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10Bobbi-Jean

I like the idea of using just one of these names. But if you do that please choose Jean! Like, Bobbi just sounds like Bob anyways and you know that show on Treehouse that all the preschoolers like? Bobs and Lolo? Bobbi reminds me of Bobs which is just like Bob so there!

Sounds like a really funny joke (I feel sorry for those girls called this)

I actually like this name. Bobbi is short for Roberta, a name I love, and so is Jean. I would not name my own kid this, but it is beautiful and makes me think of the color pink.

Pretty and different. Love it! Not gender-specific much either. It's perfect! I can picture someone like that so vividly in my imagination!

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The Newcomers

?Trisha

FYI, STOP READING!

Just about every girl's name you can think of is on this list, totally boring, waste of time, do your self a favor, go read a book.

Well..my name is Trisha. I think it's a nice name but I don't a bit like the name Trisha I HATE MY OWN NAME! I like the Name and Last name Ash Kroken more then Trisha!

I have a worst name than Trisha, what about Tish? Hey Tish, watch your Tush before sitting down on the train Tish, lol, my sister is going to kill me.

?Bleach

There once was an Allstate agent named Rex. Rex was helping a lady one day who had gotten in a minor car accident and needed to repair the damage. Rex asked her if anyone else had been in the car when she had run into the dumpster behind her house. She replied,"Yes, I had my young daughter with me, her name is f-a-moul-ae." she pronounced each vowel with utmost care.
"Could you spell that for me? " Rex asked politely while taking a few notes on his clipboard.
The lady replied with a smile. "Of course. F-E-M-A-L-E."
Rex stopped writing and looked at the lady strangely. "However did you come up with such a,...-unique name? "
The woman gave him a blank stare and returned, "I didn't come up with it. It was on the birth certificate when they gave it to me."

This is a true story about my grandfather. He actually encountered this person while helping her with her insurance.

Why like bleach. The thing I use on my wife clothes. No.

The Contenders

11Esmeralda

I think that I heard of this name off somewhere like a show or movie, and who put the picture next to this name? Is it suppose to match this name, well if it is I think that it matches, Esmeralda does sound as it is an Indian name and the picture next from here looks Indian, but just remember that this is just my opinion and you may have another opinion.

Um excuse me! Esmeralda is an awesome name I have 2 cousins named Esmeralda! Amd it is even the name of a diamond (u know the Esmeralda diamond)

Sounds like a name from a fairy tale. Queen Esmeralda, Witch Esmeralda, Hunter Esmeralda.

I think it's a beautiful name!

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12Boomquifa

No Way.. A parent that gives an innocent child that name should go to jail.

This name is RIDICULOUS! How would you even pronounce this name? All the horrible teasing I could think of came all too easily...

Some of these names are some what obnoxious...and on the the other hand some some are very unique in their own little way...so some of you all who are judging peoples names I think you should get something better to do!

I feel so sorry for the child that is named this... It's like a nightmare.

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13Teeka

Teeka, what the heck, I have never ever ever ever heard of this name, ever this name is so stupid

Most of these names that honestly just don't sound very good (not to be rude) I have never heard on a person before. I never heard of a person named Teeka. So if I haven't met or heard of anyone using these names really, that makes total sense because SOME people in the world actually know the difference between right and wrong and make such rightful deed to all humanity by not naming their child an ugly name!

Honestly my opinion on any name is that people shouldn't judge others by their names because their parents must of took a long time to decide what to name their child even if it does sound strange. Imagine if you had a name like this and everyday you got bullied and you can't change it because you can't change your name so you might as well decide to live with it.

What kind of a name is this

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14Anous

This name is nasty. Looks like Anus.

#INAPPROPRIATE HOw dare you be mean like that?!?

I can never take this name seriously I will laugh in a sec

Might as well name her Anus

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15Mckenzie

Yes I like the name I have no problem with the name because I know a lot of people with the name

Really mckenzie isn't a bad name. really people shouldn't blame people for how they were named. I have a bff named mackenzie and she is nicest person ever to me. its not fair. you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. I'm ashamed of evreyone who thinks these names are ugly when there are a lot of people out there who are named these things and you guys are just making fun of them. this is sad because this is coming from an 11 year old. there are ADULTS on this who are making fun of innocent child names. get a life because I bet you need somehing better to do with your life than make fun of someones name. I have an embarrassing last name but I have lots of friends and they don't care what my last name is. and if you havea problem with this post then come say it to everyones faces whos names are these.

Excuse me? I do not have a problem with this. I don't like it when people take these things so seriously. This is all just a suggestion. If you don't like this website then just GO AWAY. Stop making all of this into such a big deal. This is such a shame that these words comes from a 9 year old. People, get a life. Seriously. You guys probably have better things to do than to go on here and complain. Just don't come on to this website at all. And if you think that Mckenzie or any name isn't bad or something then just GO. I'm tired of listening people complain about how their feelings are getting hurt. JUST LEAVE. It's not like someone would grant you a wish and cancel this website. SERIOUSLY. You guys are so pathetic. -.-

The name Mckenzie is a very wonderful name!

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16Prudence

It sounds like someones ancient great aunt

Prudence? Seriously! You might as well name her Potato and be done with it! That right there is child abuse, folks. Anyone who names a sweet baby, Prudence should go to jail.

I honestly don't get why people hate this name. When I hear this name I don't think of plums or great aunts or anything like that. I think of a cheerful girl who is always optimistic (like how being "prudent" is being optimistic about the future) I think it could be as pretty as other popular virtue names like Grace and Faith

It reminds me of prunes

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17Varaminta

It's not terrible, but still. That would kind of stink.

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Kinda sounds like verify my mints

Reminds me of "vermin" but...

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18Yazmine

To: The annoying 11 year old girl defending the "names"
SERIOUSLY. Do you have anything better to do than to go around telling everyone to stop expressing their own opinion? They are just saying what they think is true, some comments may be a little criticizing but it is what THEY think. And there is nothing wrong with that. If the "innocent child" feels hurt or something then they can just give thumbs down to the quote or post their own opinions. If this website really upsets them TOO much then they could LEAVE. You should stop complaining about critical comments everywhere you go, WE GET IT. I know that you gotten an inspiration from a 12 year old and I did too. The 12 year old was just expressing her opinion but you are just damn COMPLAINING everywhere you see some comments that are critical. You are being so pathetic, exactly WHAT are you trying to accomplish? Everyone already knows what you think and you just keep posting the same comments everywhere you go. Do you want them ...more

I love the name. It is a princess name, Bratz girl name, and a name that is not used much.

To: The annoying bully.
SERIOUSLY!? This is the "annoying 11 year old child that you just couldn't stop complaining about. I bet that you have such a really bad name like Bertha or Olga. PS I know that this website is to post your personal comments, so I did, couldn't you see that!? I know that you are a bully, but that dose not mean that you can just rub it in to everybody. And you know how you said that I was complaining about everyone, well I just couldn't stop laughing because it is you that is complaining about everyone. So get your facts right and you get a life, I already have one.

To: Everyone on this comment section

I. LIKE. PIE.

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19Time

TIME!? Rly, oh sweet Jesus I pray for the poor child whose name is time, honestly you might as well call your other child clock!

I still remember that musical children's rhyme my grandma taught me...tick tock tick tock sweet little time it's not something you can by with a penny or a dime. Time is precious, by naming your child time indicates that you think that she is precious, just like Time. I just wish I had more time to spend with my grandma before she passed away. I'll pay anything for just extra mere seconds. Time isn't something you can buy, your child isn't something you can buy either. It is a precious name...

Wouldn't be so embarrassing if your name was Time and if somebody asked what the time was and you reply saying your age or date of birth or anything personal. But I guess that there are worst names such as Helga. I suppose the recommendation of this name though would be 2 out of 10 for my choice.

Who ever did this to you must be horrible we are there for you child

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20Surtiyem

I never heard that name before. But it does make you sound as you were crazy, low-headed and dumb. A parent giving their child this name should go straight to prison. It sounds like the word sodium, what is she a scientist?

Dear lord I pray for the lady who has to write the birth certificates. I pray for this child when she tries to write her name in kindergarten. Oh dear lord have mercy!

Surtiyem is an old fashion name that came in the 15th centenary but who cares it's just a name, it's not like it changes the personality.

Stop just stop

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