Worst First Names For Girls

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It is child abuse to name a girl that! - moose4life19

Bob? Isn't that a boy name
Bob the builder can we fix it?
Bob the builder
No we can't! Woot woot

That's a boy's name! Why would someone name a girl that!? =( - KatieChan

It may be what a non thoughtful person would think is a boy's name, but honestly it is a wonderful name.

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Just listen to it. Would you want to go out with a girl with this name?

The name Helga may not be the best but the quality of the woman should determine weather or not you want to date her or not. A girl with the name Helga could be the most wonderful person in the world and by your logic you would dismiss her based on her name.

It makes my throat hurt saying this name.. Helga. Not working out!

Now this is a really ugly name. At least nobody said my name. But my kids, one of my girls name is Lexi, my work friend's names are Ashlynn and Bailee. And if I have another girl she will be called Mikayla. Now, Bob is a very bad name for a girl, as is Raven and Olga. But Helga is the worst.

Raven is one of my favorite names. Also the name of my character in Pokemon Omega Ruby. - RiverClanRocks

I love this name, it is very creative.

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The only thing I can say about naming a girl Nevaeh (which is the opposite spelling of heaven), is that it is kinder than just cutting through the hinting and naming her Hell.

I like this name but I realized it's the opposite of heaven. And I know someone named this and she went through child abuse... Yeah but I think the name is pretty.

When I hear this name, I think "tacky" and "ghetto. " It's not creative. It's not pretty. It's bad. Just bad.

It's a pretty name but I don't like the meaning behind it.

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Sounds too much like "old guy" or Ol' ga or something

Means "beautiful" in Russian. Very popular name there.

This is a horrible name! My piano teacher's name this. She is so mean!

Olga is a nice name for me

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Yeah, so if you have a job interview, here's how it would go:
"Hi, my name is Schartzmugel Johnson, I'd like to apply for a job, Mr.H. "
"Wait... Schartzmugel? "

A girl in new york has this name its like holy guacomole!

This name. Its like a bunch o letters put together. You need to add a lot more thought to it. And think about how hard it would be if you would want to write your name in Kindergarten or Preschool. And it is really hard to pronounce. And Think about how other kids would think of the name. They would bully the poor girl. It is pretty hard to think of this as girl's name.

How do you pronounce this

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All I can think of when I hear this name is "Look out, Big Bertha's coming through! "

Sounds like a baby is coming out!

Bertha is a amazing name. If I had this name I would take pride in it and just maby show it off. But this is only my opinion so you could have another thought about this name but I really would love it if you agree with me. And I guess I should tell you my own name is Bertha so stop cyber-bulling because I am only 11 years old so this is going to haunt me for the rest of my life, thanks a bunch!. But thank you so much for the 12 year old who stuck up for this name. And I agree with her you should all be ashamed of your selves. So remember Bertha is a wonderful name and don't forget it!.

If my teacher's brother was a girl her parents would have named him - KalelHugz

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My grandmothers dog name was sue she was a girl. A very nice it was mean what you said I think it is a wonderful name for dog cat any girl baby beside you can't tell people what to name there child some girls in the world might have that name name and think it is pretty I think it is a pretty name not trying to be mean but I like the name sue

This is a horrible name... Little baby... Sue?

My mum is called Sue... She is the most wonderful person I know, and that is not being biased.

Sue... Isn't really a good name. And reminds me a lot on Mary Sue. :/ I know it isn't the names fault, but still.
And you know, suing someone... No thanks, I rather give some other name to a girl.

This is a nickname. It's short for Susan.

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Looks like someone watched Tre melvins video '9 month hoe'

Once my Mum and I were in the car and we drove past a car with the number plate saying LA-A, and I told my Mum that the car we just drove past had my name on it, and guess what she said back to me... She said, well I knew that this day will come but we chose a stupid name for you to be stupid enough to be on a number plate. Now I wish that my name is something different, I mean something like Bob or Maggie would be a lot better, that is how bad my name really is!

If I had that name I wouldn't be worrying about being bullied, I would be worrying about how my parents decided to give me that name, I mean did my parents do singing practise or were they drunk when my Mum gave birth to me?

If yore out there and your name is cauld la a your name is a wonderful magnificent imaginative creative name so don't feel sorry for yore self and if people make fun of your name just punch them

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Excuse me! My mom's name is Peggy and I think that it is a WONDERFUL name!

Peggy lacks grace and femininity. It makes me think of Peggy from King of the Hill, someone with two "peg legs", or a waitress you meet in a diner on some god-forsaken exit of a desert interstate in the deep south.

WORST NAME EVER. PERIOD. END. OF. STATEMENT. Sorry... It's just bad. I mean... Peggy? EESH. Little baby... Peggy? YIKES! Peggy<<<<

Becky is much... hideous!

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It reminds me of the Michael Jackson song Billie jean.

Bobbi jean come on really

I like the idea of using just one of these names. But if you do that please choose Jean! Like, Bobbi just sounds like Bob anyways and you know that show on Treehouse that all the preschoolers like? Bobs and Lolo? Bobbi reminds me of Bobs which is just like Bob so there!

Not being mean or anything but is this name Bobbi or Jean.

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I think that I heard of this name off somewhere like a show or movie, and who put the picture next to this name? Is it suppose to match this name, well if it is I think that it matches, Esmeralda does sound as it is an Indian name and the picture next from here looks Indian, but just remember that this is just my opinion and you may have another opinion.

Okay that's a weird name. Ly awesome!

Um excuse me! Esmeralda is an awesome name I have 2 cousins named Esmeralda! Amd it is even the name of a diamond (u know the Esmeralda diamond)

I know a girl named Esmeralda she has no ears literally

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Yes I like the name I have no problem with the name because I know a lot of people with the name

Really mckenzie isn't a bad name. really people shouldn't blame people for how they were named. I have a bff named mackenzie and she is nicest person ever to me. its not fair. you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. I'm ashamed of evreyone who thinks these names are ugly when there are a lot of people out there who are named these things and you guys are just making fun of them. this is sad because this is coming from an 11 year old. there are ADULTS on this who are making fun of innocent child names. get a life because I bet you need somehing better to do with your life than make fun of someones name. I have an embarrassing last name but I have lots of friends and they don't care what my last name is. and if you havea problem with this post then come say it to everyones faces whos names are these.

I kind of like the name, more because you can shorten it to Mackie.

There's nothing wrong with this name!

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Um, please don't play with me

No Way.. A parent that gives an innocent child that name should go to jail.

This name is RIDICULOUS! How would you even pronounce this name? All the horrible teasing I could think of came all too easily...

Who names their child Boomquifa?!

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Teeka, what the heck, I have never ever ever ever heard of this name, ever this name is so stupid

Sounds like a curry!

Most of these names that honestly just don't sound very good (not to be rude) I have never heard on a person before. I never heard of a person named Teeka. So if I haven't met or heard of anyone using these names really, that makes total sense because SOME people in the world actually know the difference between right and wrong and make such rightful deed to all humanity by not naming their child an ugly name!

I hate this name it doesn't match a baby or even a grown up that's the ugliest name!

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This name is nasty. Looks like Anus.

#INAPPROPRIATE HOw dare you be mean like that?!?

Where is my anus?!

I can never take this name seriously I will laugh in a sec

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It sounds like someones ancient great aunt

Prudence sounds like plum and it sounds werid

I honestly don't get why people hate this name. When I hear this name I don't think of plums or great aunts or anything like that. I think of a cheerful girl who is always optimistic (like how being "prudent" is being optimistic about the future) I think it could be as pretty as other popular virtue names like Grace and Faith

I think this is to much like prune and then I think of prune juice which then leads to me thinking of old people that are having-- trouble.

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It's not terrible, but still. That would kind of stink.

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To: The annoying 11 year old girl defending the "names"
SERIOUSLY. Do you have anything better to do than to go around telling everyone to stop expressing their own opinion? They are just saying what they think is true, some comments may be a little criticizing but it is what THEY think. And there is nothing wrong with that. If the "innocent child" feels hurt or something then they can just give thumbs down to the quote or post their own opinions. If this website really upsets them TOO much then they could LEAVE. You should stop complaining about critical comments everywhere you go, WE GET IT. I know that you gotten an inspiration from a 12 year old and I did too. The 12 year old was just expressing her opinion but you are just damn COMPLAINING everywhere you see some comments that are critical. You are being so pathetic, exactly WHAT are you trying to accomplish? Everyone already knows what you think and you just keep posting the same comments everywhere you go. Do you want them ...more

This is not a bad name! I have a friend named Yasmin!

I love the name. It is a princess name, Bratz girl name, and a name that is not used much.

To the bully: I couldn't stop laughing about what you said considering about how dumb you said I was.

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TIME!? Rly, oh sweet Jesus I pray for the poor child whose name is time, honestly you might as well call your other child clock!

I still remember that musical children's rhyme my grandma taught me...tick tock tick tock sweet little time it's not something you can by with a penny or a dime. Time is precious, by naming your child time indicates that you think that she is precious, just like Time. I just wish I had more time to spend with my grandma before she passed away. I'll pay anything for just extra mere seconds. Time isn't something you can buy, your child isn't something you can buy either. It is a precious name...

Wouldn't be so embarrassing if your name was Time and if somebody asked what the time was and you reply saying your age or date of birth or anything personal. But I guess that there are worst names such as Helga. I suppose the recommendation of this name though would be 2 out of 10 for my choice.

TIME to go to jail.

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I never heard that name before. But it does make you sound as you were crazy, low-headed and dumb. A parent giving their child this name should go straight to prison. It sounds like the word sodium, what is she a scientist?

Surtiyem is an old fashion name that came in the 15th centenary but who cares it's just a name, it's not like it changes the personality.

Ah sounds like some kinda made up name!

Not sure if people are called this in real life or if its just fictional name

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