Worst First Names For Girls

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It is child abuse to name a girl that! - moose4life19

Bob? Isn't that a boy name
Bob the builder can we fix it?
Bob the builder
No we can't! Woot woot

That's a boy's name! Why would someone name a girl that!? =( - KatieChan

Wow, sounds like a cat! Bobby is at least a fraction better...

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Just listen to it. Would you want to go out with a girl with this name?

The name Helga may not be the best but the quality of the woman should determine weather or not you want to date her or not. A girl with the name Helga could be the most wonderful person in the world and by your logic you would dismiss her based on her name.

It makes my throat hurt saying this name.. Helga. Not working out!

Now this is a really ugly name. At least nobody said my name. But my kids, one of my girls name is Lexi, my work friend's names are Ashlynn and Bailee. And if I have another girl she will be called Mikayla. Now, Bob is a very bad name for a girl, as is Raven and Olga. But Helga is the worst.

Raven is one of my favorite names. Also the name of my character in Pokemon Omega Ruby. - RiverClanRocks

I have a sore throat~! Sounds like an ogre, and who would name their child an ugly cow?

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The only thing I can say about naming a girl Nevaeh (which is the opposite spelling of heaven), is that it is kinder than just cutting through the hinting and naming her Hell.

I like this name but I realized it's the opposite of heaven. And I know someone named this and she went through child abuse... Yeah but I think the name is pretty.

When I hear this name, I think "tacky" and "ghetto. " It's not creative. It's not pretty. It's bad. Just bad.

Nevaeh is the most prettiest name in the world there are so many girls who are named nevaeh.

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Sounds too much like "old guy" or Ol' ga or something

Means "beautiful" in Russian. Very popular name there.

This is a horrible name! My piano teacher's name this. She is so mean!

Sounds like we are talking about shrek

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Yeah, so if you have a job interview, here's how it would go:
"Hi, my name is Schartzmugel Johnson, I'd like to apply for a job, Mr.H. "
"Wait... Schartzmugel? "

A girl in new york has this name its like holy guacomole!

This name. Its like a bunch o letters put together. You need to add a lot more thought to it. And think about how hard it would be if you would want to write your name in Kindergarten or Preschool. And it is really hard to pronounce. And Think about how other kids would think of the name. They would bully the poor girl. It is pretty hard to think of this as girl's name.

Is this a boy's name?

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All I can think of when I hear this name is "Look out, Big Bertha's coming through! "

Sounds like a baby is coming out!

Bertha sounds like the name of a fat and ugly girl that nobody likes. There's a character in the How to Train Your Dragon books that... Oh God I get the willies thinking of her. I know a girl in real life named Bertha and when I went to her sleepover her mom took us to McDonald's for dinner, to Burger King for breakfast, and to Checkers for lunch. She's fatter than Violet from Charlie and The Chocolate Factory when Violet turns into a blueberry and she's super ugly and she even named her own ZITS! She named one of them Bertha Jr. She named one of the other zits after the boy she had a crush on. Bertha is always the name of some nasty person. Who knows a popular girl named Bertha? NOBODY. Imagine a popular girl name Bertha.

Hot Guy: So who do you have a crush on?
Hot Dude: That cute girl, Bertha.
Hot Guy: Oh she's so pretty. What a flawless face!
Hot Dude: I know right!

That would be messed up. Nothing like the Bertha I know. Whoever would name their daughter Bertha has no taste in names.

All of these names are beautiful! You people should be so ashamed of yourselves. And this is coming from a twelve-year-old. How pathetic. Maybe you may not like these names, and there are names that I don't like either, but you know what? We keep those kinds of comments to ourselves. The world doesn't need to hear your stupid opinions. I'm sure everyone on the planet heard this one as a kid: If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.

I know a very nice lady named bertha and shes wonderful

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My grandmothers dog name was sue she was a girl. A very nice it was mean what you said I think it is a wonderful name for dog cat any girl baby beside you can't tell people what to name there child some girls in the world might have that name name and think it is pretty I think it is a pretty name not trying to be mean but I like the name sue

This is a horrible name... Little baby... Sue?

My mum is called Sue... She is the most wonderful person I know, and that is not being biased.

Sue... Isn't really a good name. And reminds me a lot on Mary Sue. :/ I know it isn't the names fault, but still.
And you know, suing someone... No thanks, I rather give some other name to a girl.

I rather die than have that name - GirlGuy

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Looks like someone watched Tre melvins video '9 month hoe'

Once my Mum and I were in the car and we drove past a car with the number plate saying LA-A, and I told my Mum that the car we just drove past had my name on it, and guess what she said back to me... She said, well I knew that this day will come but we chose a stupid name for you to be stupid enough to be on a number plate. Now I wish that my name is something different, I mean something like Bob or Maggie would be a lot better, that is how bad my name really is!

If I had that name I wouldn't be worrying about being bullied, I would be worrying about how my parents decided to give me that name, I mean did my parents do singing practise or were they drunk when my Mum gave birth to me?

My teacher had a former student la-a, pronounced La Dash A...I thought it was so ridiculous!

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Excuse me! My mom's name is Peggy and I think that it is a WONDERFUL name!

Peggy lacks grace and femininity. It makes me think of Peggy from King of the Hill, someone with two "peg legs", or a waitress you meet in a diner on some god-forsaken exit of a desert interstate in the deep south.

WORST NAME EVER. PERIOD. END. OF. STATEMENT. Sorry... It's just bad. I mean... Peggy? EESH. Little baby... Peggy? YIKES! Peggy<<<<

It might be a bit mean to say it is the worst name, because it is quite a common name, people!

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It reminds me of the Michael Jackson song Billie jean.

Bobbi jean come on really

I like the idea of using just one of these names. But if you do that please choose Jean! Like, Bobbi just sounds like Bob anyways and you know that show on Treehouse that all the preschoolers like? Bobs and Lolo? Bobbi reminds me of Bobs which is just like Bob so there!

Its ugly and stupid

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I have other names that probably already exist that came to mind that I don't exactly wish anyone to steal as far as the ones I came up with for main characters...I don't exactly like common names as when too many people are named that the charm is taken away from it...


A feminine version of Bert?

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Okay that's a weird name. Ly awesome!

Um excuse me! Esmeralda is an awesome name I have 2 cousins named Esmeralda! Amd it is even the name of a diamond (u know the Esmeralda diamond)

Sounds like a name from a fairy tale. Queen Esmeralda, Witch Esmeralda, Hunter Esmeralda.

Esmeralda is a beautiful name! It sounds like emeralds...a perfect shade of green

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Yes I like the name I have no problem with the name because I know a lot of people with the name

Really mckenzie isn't a bad name. really people shouldn't blame people for how they were named. I have a bff named mackenzie and she is nicest person ever to me. its not fair. you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. I'm ashamed of evreyone who thinks these names are ugly when there are a lot of people out there who are named these things and you guys are just making fun of them. this is sad because this is coming from an 11 year old. there are ADULTS on this who are making fun of innocent child names. get a life because I bet you need somehing better to do with your life than make fun of someones name. I have an embarrassing last name but I have lots of friends and they don't care what my last name is. and if you havea problem with this post then come say it to everyones faces whos names are these.

I kind of like the name, more because you can shorten it to Mackie.

I wouldn't say this is a bad name, but it is WAY overused. I probably know three girls named Mckenzie from my school

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Teeka, what the heck, I have never ever ever ever heard of this name, ever this name is so stupid

Sounds like a curry!

Most of these names that honestly just don't sound very good (not to be rude) I have never heard on a person before. I never heard of a person named Teeka. So if I haven't met or heard of anyone using these names really, that makes total sense because SOME people in the world actually know the difference between right and wrong and make such rightful deed to all humanity by not naming their child an ugly name!

This is an idiotic name

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This name is nasty. Looks like Anus.

#INAPPROPRIATE HOw dare you be mean like that?!?

Where is my anus?!

I'm gonna tare you a-new anous

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Um, please don't play with me

No Way.. A parent that gives an innocent child that name should go to jail.

This name is RIDICULOUS! How would you even pronounce this name? All the horrible teasing I could think of came all too easily...

Yo, Boomquifa, fetch me a chip.

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It sounds like someones ancient great aunt

Prudence sounds like plum and it sounds werid

I honestly don't get why people hate this name. When I hear this name I don't think of plums or great aunts or anything like that. I think of a cheerful girl who is always optimistic (like how being "prudent" is being optimistic about the future) I think it could be as pretty as other popular virtue names like Grace and Faith

Prudence reminds me of poo this is criminal to name a little girl after a purple fruit

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It's not terrible, but still. That would kind of stink.

Kinda sounds like verify my mints

I like it because it kind of sounds tropical. It can also be shortened to Minty

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To: The annoying 11 year old girl defending the "names"
SERIOUSLY. Do you have anything better to do than to go around telling everyone to stop expressing their own opinion? They are just saying what they think is true, some comments may be a little criticizing but it is what THEY think. And there is nothing wrong with that. If the "innocent child" feels hurt or something then they can just give thumbs down to the quote or post their own opinions. If this website really upsets them TOO much then they could LEAVE. You should stop complaining about critical comments everywhere you go, WE GET IT. I know that you gotten an inspiration from a 12 year old and I did too. The 12 year old was just expressing her opinion but you are just damn COMPLAINING everywhere you see some comments that are critical. You are being so pathetic, exactly WHAT are you trying to accomplish? Everyone already knows what you think and you just keep posting the same comments everywhere you go. Do you want them to take down this WHOLE website or something? Because that ISN'T going to happen. Seriously, GET A LIFE. -.-

This is not a bad name! I have a friend named Yasmin!

I love the name. It is a princess name, Bratz girl name, and a name that is not used much.

Yazmine is the Turkish form of Jasmine

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TIME!? Rly, oh sweet Jesus I pray for the poor child whose name is time, honestly you might as well call your other child clock!

I still remember that musical children's rhyme my grandma taught me...tick tock tick tock sweet little time it's not something you can by with a penny or a dime. Time is precious, by naming your child time indicates that you think that she is precious, just like Time. I just wish I had more time to spend with my grandma before she passed away. I'll pay anything for just extra mere seconds. Time isn't something you can buy, your child isn't something you can buy either. It is a precious name...

Wouldn't be so embarrassing if your name was Time and if somebody asked what the time was and you reply saying your age or date of birth or anything personal. But I guess that there are worst names such as Helga. I suppose the recommendation of this name though would be 2 out of 10 for my choice.

Oh sweet jesus who comes up with these names? I hope that the parents realized what they did to their kid. Tick tock tick tock

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I never heard that name before. But it does make you sound as you were crazy, low-headed and dumb. A parent giving their child this name should go straight to prison. It sounds like the word sodium, what is she a scientist?

Ah sounds like some kinda made up name!

Surtiyem is an old fashion name that came in the 15th centenary but who cares it's just a name, it's not like it changes the personality.

Not sure if people are called this in real life or if its just fictional name

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Top Remixes (32)

1. Helga
2. Bob
3. Olga
1. Sue
2. Heather
3. Teeka
1. Madison
2. Olga
3. Prudence

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