Worst First Names For Girls

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1Helga

Just listen to it. Would you want to go out with a girl with this name?

The name Helga may not be the best but the quality of the woman should determine weather or not you want to date her or not. A girl with the name Helga could be the most wonderful person in the world and by your logic you would dismiss her based on her name.

It makes my throat hurt saying this name.. Helga. Not working out!

Now this is a really ugly name. At least nobody said my name. But my kids, one of my girls name is Lexi, my work friend's names are Ashlynn and Bailee. And if I have another girl she will be called Mikayla. Now, Bob is a very bad name for a girl, as is Raven and Olga. But Helga is the worst.

Raven is one of my favorite names. Also the name of my character in Pokemon Omega Ruby. - RiverClanRocks

That sounds like a old persons name

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2Bob

It is child abuse to name a girl that! - moose4life19

Bob? Isn't that a boy name
Bob the builder can we fix it?
Bob the builder
No we can't! Woot woot

That's a boy's name! Why would someone name a girl that!? =( - KatieChan

That's a boys name

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3Olga

Sounds too much like "old guy" or Ol' ga or something

Means "beautiful" in Russian. Very popular name there.

This is a horrible name! My piano teacher's name this. She is so mean!

Olga, that sounds like a cereal

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4Bertha

All I can think of when I hear this name is "Look out, Big Bertha's coming through! "

Sounds like a baby is coming out!

Bertha is a amazing name. If I had this name I would take pride in it and just maby show it off. But this is only my opinion so you could have another thought about this name but I really would love it if you agree with me. And I guess I should tell you my own name is Bertha so stop cyber-bulling because I am only 11 years old so this is going to haunt me for the rest of my life, thanks a bunch!. But thank you so much for the 12 year old who stuck up for this name. And I agree with her you should all be ashamed of your selves. So remember Bertha is a wonderful name and don't forget it!.

Admittedly, Bertha isn't one of my favorite names, but I think it's totally wrong to discriminate someone because of their name. Bertha COULD be someone who's kind, smart, funny, pretty, or any combination of those things. And if you're just gonna automatically think all Berthas are fat and ugly and weird, you should be ashamed.

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5Nevaeh

The only thing I can say about naming a girl Nevaeh (which is the opposite spelling of heaven), is that it is kinder than just cutting through the hinting and naming her Hell.

I like this name but I realized it's the opposite of heaven. And I know someone named this and she went through child abuse... Yeah but I think the name is pretty.

When I hear this name, I think "tacky" and "ghetto. " It's not creative. It's not pretty. It's bad. Just bad.

What the hell? I have a friend named nevaeh and I hope she will never see this list because it might hurt her feelings and she might be depressed afterwards. Imagine how you would feel if your name was on there. People at my school make fun of everyone's names regardless if its normal sounding. You all should be ashamed. I believe that all these names can be beautiful

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6Schartzmugel

Yeah, so if you have a job interview, here's how it would go:
"Hi, my name is Schartzmugel Johnson, I'd like to apply for a job, Mr.H. "
"Wait... Schartzmugel? "

A girl in new york has this name its like holy guacomole!

This name. Its like a bunch o letters put together. You need to add a lot more thought to it. And think about how hard it would be if you would want to write your name in Kindergarten or Preschool. And it is really hard to pronounce. And Think about how other kids would think of the name. They would bully the poor girl. It is pretty hard to think of this as girl's name.

Interesting name. I have never heard it before. It sounds sort of German in a way, I think.

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7Peggy

Excuse me! My mom's name is Peggy and I think that it is a WONDERFUL name!

Peggy lacks grace and femininity. It makes me think of Peggy from King of the Hill, someone with two "peg legs", or a waitress you meet in a diner on some god-forsaken exit of a desert interstate in the deep south.

WORST NAME EVER. PERIOD. END. OF. STATEMENT. Sorry... It's just bad. I mean... Peggy? EESH. Little baby... Peggy? YIKES! Peggy<<<<

Peggy is my friends moms name. I love that name.

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8Boomquifa

Um, please don't play with me

No Way.. A parent that gives an innocent child that name should go to jail.

This name is RIDICULOUS! How would you even pronounce this name? All the horrible teasing I could think of came all too easily...

That's just weird who would name I child Boomquifa!

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9Sue

My grandmothers dog name was sue she was a girl. A very nice it was mean what you said I think it is a wonderful name for dog cat any girl baby beside you can't tell people what to name there child some girls in the world might have that name name and think it is pretty I think it is a pretty name not trying to be mean but I like the name sue

This is a horrible name... Little baby... Sue?

My mum is called Sue... She is the most wonderful person I know, and that is not being biased.

Sue... Isn't really a good name. And reminds me a lot on Mary Sue. :/ I know it isn't the names fault, but still.
And you know, suing someone... No thanks, I rather give some other name to a girl.

I love this name! This is my mothers name, it's beautiful

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10Bobbi-Jean

It reminds me of the Michael Jackson song Billie jean.

Bobbi jean come on really

I like the idea of using just one of these names. But if you do that please choose Jean! Like, Bobbi just sounds like Bob anyways and you know that show on Treehouse that all the preschoolers like? Bobs and Lolo? Bobbi reminds me of Bobs which is just like Bob so there!

Bobbi Jean is not my lover

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11La-a

Looks like someone watched Tre melvins video '9 month hoe'

Once my Mum and I were in the car and we drove past a car with the number plate saying LA-A, and I told my Mum that the car we just drove past had my name on it, and guess what she said back to me... She said, well I knew that this day will come but we chose a stupid name for you to be stupid enough to be on a number plate. Now I wish that my name is something different, I mean something like Bob or Maggie would be a lot better, that is how bad my name really is!

Who the heck names their kid la (dash) a? How ghetto can you get? I mean, its almost as bad as pajama. (Pronounced pajamay)

Everyone should stop teasing everyone about names. I personally don't like this one and it might be very rare that people won't say la la la la la to someone named la-a. I'm just saying my god honest opinion please take no offense here

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12Prudence

It sounds like someones ancient great aunt

Prudence sounds like plum and it sounds werid

Prudence? Seriously! You might as well name her Potato and be done with it! That right there is child abuse, folks. Anyone who names a sweet baby, Prudence should go to jail.

I worry about how kids will grow up and handle life with any name that has the word rude in it. Prudence sounds like the name of a spoiled brat kind of like carmelita spats from a series of unfortunate events

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13Shaniqua

What the hell! Which poor child wants to be called Shaniqua at any time in their life! Isn't this an offensive name for a black person? (not being racist here, I just don't have another word to substitute)

This name is actually beautiful! A lot of these are. I think I am going to use this name in a book, that's how much I like it! AND GUESS WHAT? There are people in this world named Shaniqua! And how do you think Shaniqua feels when she sees her name on the ugly name list, next to a bunch of nasty comments? Huh? I am 11 years old and all you people out there with your cruel comments should think twice before you push submit.

This is my name and the second I saw all of these cyber-bullyers I knew those people in real life are jerks, I mean who just sits on there computer and types up mean thing about others names, I bet that they are saying these affensive things on here because there names would be like Poo or Stupid ( I can see how they got there names) but I would like to thank those two people that stood up for this wonderful name seeing that I am the youngest here ( I am only 11 years old) and I am going to remember this for the rest of my life knowing that everyone hates my name so the first day when I am 18 I am going to change my name to something people would apreshiate.

Are you joking? Shaniqua sounds awesome! - Harri666

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14Time

TIME!? Rly, oh sweet Jesus I pray for the poor child whose name is time, honestly you might as well call your other child clock!

Wouldn't be so embarrassing if your name was Time and if somebody asked what the time was and you reply saying your age or date of birth or anything personal. But I guess that there are worst names such as Helga. I suppose the recommendation of this name though would be 2 out of 10 for my choice.

Okay, I know a couple of people who named their child after a word, thinking that it's pretty like Chemistry and Miracle (Miracle is NOT a pretty name by the way), but Time is just stupid. If you want to name your child something pretty, name them Robyn or Amethyst. - JHLover321

Oh sweet jesus who comes up with these names? I hope that the parents realized what they did to their kid. Tick tock tick tock

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15Mckenzie

Yes I like the name I have no problem with the name because I know a lot of people with the name

Really mckenzie isn't a bad name. really people shouldn't blame people for how they were named. I have a bff named mackenzie and she is nicest person ever to me. its not fair. you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. I'm ashamed of evreyone who thinks these names are ugly when there are a lot of people out there who are named these things and you guys are just making fun of them. this is sad because this is coming from an 11 year old. there are ADULTS on this who are making fun of innocent child names. get a life because I bet you need somehing better to do with your life than make fun of someones name. I have an embarrassing last name but I have lots of friends and they don't care what my last name is. and if you havea problem with this post then come say it to everyones faces whos names are these.

I kind of like the name, more because you can shorten it to Mackie.

McKenzie is a last name. Period.

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16Teeka

Teeka, what the heck, I have never ever ever ever heard of this name, ever this name is so stupid

Sounds like a curry!

Most of these names that honestly just don't sound very good (not to be rude) I have never heard on a person before. I never heard of a person named Teeka. So if I haven't met or heard of anyone using these names really, that makes total sense because SOME people in the world actually know the difference between right and wrong and make such rightful deed to all humanity by not naming their child an ugly name!

Reminds me of tea cup! - Catacorn

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17Grogda

, this is just wrong. Who would name their kid that! It sounds like your child is an old witchy troll or something.

It's like what you'd name a green toad or a green witch. Anything green.

Don't play with me that name sounds like the the word groggy

Sounds like a frog!

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18Varaminta

It's not terrible, but still. That would kind of stink.

Kinda sounds like verify my mints

I like it because it kind of sounds tropical. It can also be shortened to Minty

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19Yazmine

This is not a bad name! I have a friend named Yasmin!

I love the name. It is a princess name, Bratz girl name, and a name that is not used much.

I guess its a good name... I like Kalysta better..

Reminds me of some cheap perfume.

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20Surtiyem

I never heard that name before. But it does make you sound as you were crazy, low-headed and dumb. A parent giving their child this name should go straight to prison. It sounds like the word sodium, what is she a scientist?

Ah sounds like some kinda made up name!

Surtiyem is an old fashion name that came in the 15th centenary but who cares it's just a name, it's not like it changes the personality.

Not sure if people are called this in real life or if its just fictional name

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