Best Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes
The Top Ten
hahahahahahahahahahaha what I got grounded after I was laughing with my mom - SmoothCriminal
Laugh out loud FREDDY KRUEGER SUPPOSE 2 GIVE US NIGHTMARES LOLO!
Yo mama so fat that she gave the grudge nightmares and the grudge wanted to kill her self after she heard the joke and guess what she did kill her self and she also told her parents and her parents killed them self by throwing them selves in fire and saying goodbye yo fat mama you made me kill my self
Yo mama so ugly that one direction went the other directionV 116 Comments
NEVER heard this one ever before the rest are old REALLY REALLY funny one well done =D
This is so funny I told my little siss and she never watched hello kitty again
Girl that is cray cray hello kitty even said goodbye to that ugly old lady even if she is that old and that ugly girl loved it was really really funny I mean haulers
I heard that one it's old but awesome the fact that hello kitty said goodbyeV 53 Comments
Dam that was a good your mom is so ugly jokes good people.
Dude that's pretty funny. Yo mammas so stupid she went to the orthadontist to get a blue tooth
Hmm no no no and no people don't mess with one direction now ok... Thank you
The funny part about it is the name is one direction and the mama was so ugly that the one direction went the other direction.
I use to like there music!
This one will shut them all down!
Does anyone need some ice cause they just got burned(;!
Your mom just got burned like a stick on a fire
O my word that is so funny I love itV 59 Comments
Laugh out loud Cracks me up keep up the cool yo mama jokes guys ha ah ha ha ha!
This joke reminds me of my sister. My sister looks, acts, talks, and thinks like Squidward. She even took a Spongebob personality quiz on Facebook and got Squidward. I would like to bury her in the Earth's inner core.
Pissed myself for a minute thinking about this, is there anything I wont fap to!
That was good tressureV 46 Comments
Yo mama is so ugly that was your to the bathroom back of a bike it take you to the gas make the iPod in your face bicycles I'll probably stop and make a stop play with me giggle call me for lunch you wana Casey will go get a guy I've got a lot a big yeah I can do not to love
Yo momma is so ugly bob the builder looked at her and said I can't fix that
So funny. I put my sister Carmen's name in it. Haha. laugh out loud
Yo mama's so ugly Jason died - RainbowArtist191V 27 Comments
omg its halarious and think it should be the um... number three at least
My mommy even lighted at that one
You are stupid and need to get a life and yo mama so stupid she gave you up for adoption and the jokes aren't even funny AT ALL!
LOL so funny YO MAMA SOOO STUPID when someone asked if she wanted to get high she says ok let me get a ladder!V 37 Comments
Laugh out loud now that's messed up
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras. Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house.
So funny it made me crack up and than I told this to my mom she just crack up
Damn that was a good oneV 30 Comments
Awesome one I got my boyfriend and he shut his mouth laugh out loud
This is so funny I'm done. Yo mama so old she farts dust
Laugh out loud I'm eleven and I know that's funny but I think it should be a little higher right? Ps laugh out loud
They burned your fat asV 25 Comments
I herd all of them make a new one or nobody is going to get on this website because everything gets old
Love this were do you get this love them on this every day nice one
Yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas
I think that joke is the best of of this websiteV 16 Comments
So funny... I almost ped in my pants laugh out loud
That was hilarious I told my friends that and they burst out laughing. I am going to tell everybody I meet this joke. It never ever gets old. I laughed for like 50 min.
YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE WENT TO MYSPACE, EVERYONE SWITCHED TO FACEBOOK
That true with my momV 25 Comments
Yo mama so ugly when she goes on video chat the screen broke
Yo mama's so ugly that when she watched Nightmare on Elm Street, the T.V. shut off - RainbowArtist191V 4 Comments
Her teeth is yellow, that's what the joke is. This is worded wrong though, it should say "every time she smiles traffic slows down.
The way it was written is pretty confusing, it is actually supposed to say:Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down!
Yo mama so Harry were she gave birth to you you had a carpet burn
Yo mama so fat she made a happy meal cryV 4 Comments
So damn funny, made me laugh more than any other!
I think this should be number one best yo mama so ugly joke ever
So cool and funny told it to my friends and they were like BURN! - RainbowArtist191
It was cool I wish I made itV 10 Comments
Make so much sense. There is barely any joke that can make me laugh but this one did
That was good that should be number 1V 8 Comments
That was so funny you should be on T.V. laugh out loud nice job
Laugh out loud This made me laugh for over 10 minutes! This should defenintly be at the top or near it!
Your mama so ugly the cops arrested her for the ugly law and she was the first person to break it
You're so pathetic, you took out this joke from the internet and pretended that you made it up - RainbowArtist191V 15 Comments
So funny... I told my friends and they started laughing there ass out
Laugh out loud me and my sister couldn't stop laughing
This had me laugh to death. This should be number one!
I like that oneV 19 Comments
It's the only one that makes sense
I got one your momma so ugly when she went to take a bath the water said for get this I'm out of here
I get it because crap is another word for poop and its scare the crap out of the toilet
Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mountain DewV 14 Comments
So true because your mama is so fat she left the house with high hills and came home with flipflopsV 8 Comments
This is hilarious laugh out loud I was laughing my ass off when I read this
So funny even my friends mum started to laughV 8 Comments
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Top Remixes (16)
2. Yo mama is so ugly that when she went trick-or-treaty kids said she had a really ugly costume, and she said, What do you mean? I forgot it at home
3. Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom said, What a treasure, and her dad said ,Yes, lets go bury it.
2. Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. Yo mama so ugly, they changed Halloween to YoMamaween!
2. Yo mamma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction
3. Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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