Best Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

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Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares
hahahahahahahahahahaha what I got grounded after I was laughing with my mom

SmoothCriminal

funniest among the rest
Laugh out loud FREDDY KRUEGER SUPPOSE 2 GIVE US NIGHTMARES LOLO!
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2Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
This one will shut them all down!
Does anyone need some ice cause they just got burned(;!
Your mom just got burned like a stick on a fire
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3Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom said, What a treasure, and her dad said ,Yes, lets go bury it.
Laugh out loud Cracks me up keep up the cool yo mama jokes guys ha ah ha ha ha!
Pissed myself for a minute thinking about this, is there anything I wont fap to!
This joke reminds me of my sister. My sister looks, acts, talks, and thinks like Squidward. She even took a Spongebob personality quiz on Facebook and got Squidward. I would like to bury her in the Earth's inner core.
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4Yo mamma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction
Dam that was a good your mom is so ugly jokes good people.
Dude that's pretty funny. Yo mammas so stupid she went to the orthadontist to get a blue tooth
Hmm no no no and no people don't mess with one direction now ok... Thank you
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5Yo mama is so ugly that when she went trick-or-treaty kids said she had a really ugly costume, and she said, What do you mean? I forgot it at home
lol! this one is funny! =]

foxrocks

omg its halarious and think it should be the um... number three at least
My mommy even lighted at that one
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6Yo mama so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye to her.
NEVER heard this one ever before the rest are old REALLY REALLY funny one well done =D
This is so funny I told my little siss and she never watched hello kitty again
Awesome joke I thought that one was the fdunnest one yet HAHAA it made me laugh so hard I actrully spit up my coke a cola so good dude or her amazing I must say it wass a pluser
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7Yo mama so ugly, they changed Halloween to YoMamaween!
Yo mama is so ugly that was your to the bathroom back of a bike it take you to the gas make the iPod in your face bicycles I'll probably stop and make a stop play with me giggle call me for lunch you wana Casey will go get a guy I've got a lot a big yeah I can do not to love
These thing r so awesome
Om I couldn't stop laughting
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8Yo mama so ugly, Satan died of fright
Ha ha! That's pretty ugly!
Laugh out loud now that's messed up
Loved 1 and 10
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9Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn off the security cameras
So funny... I almost ped in my pants laugh out loud
I wish they can do that to me
This is really funny... Well, better than all the rest. When I told my brother this he said: your mean, and that's your mamma to stupid". Like I didn't already know that
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10Yo mama so ugly, I put her face on a carton of milk and it spoiled.
Awesome one I got my boyfriend and he shut his mouth laugh out loud
This is so funny I'm done. Yo mama so old she farts dust
Laugh out loud I'm eleven and I know that's funny but I think it should be a little higher right? Ps laugh out loud
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The Contenders

11Yo mama is so ugly that she wanted to be a monster for halloween and her parents said, you dont need a costume for that
Make so much sense. There is barely any joke that can make me laugh but this one did
That was good that should be number 1
This one was to die for!
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12Yo mama is so ugly, that when she tried to become a model, they said, The hospital is that way
So funny... I told my friends and they started laughing there ass out
Laugh out loud me and my sister couldn't stop laughing
So funny lmbo I should defenly tell this one to my friend
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13Yo mama so ugly, she made a happy meal cry.
Ha that's funny :-)
This joke is the big man ting blad""""'!
Poop in a can
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14Yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry
Yo mama so ugly she has to sneak up on water to drink it
That was so funny you should be on T.V. laugh out loud nice job
Laugh out loud This made me laugh for over 10 minutes! This should defenintly be at the top or near it!
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15Yo mama is so ugly that she put on ten pounds of makeup and still made me throw up
Haha laugh out loud I get it aha that cracked me up! ;D

16Yo mama so ugly that every time she smiles traffic stops.
Her teeth is yellow, that's what the joke is. This is worded wrong though, it should say "every time she smiles traffic slows down.
Huh? Don't get it, not funny.
The way it was written is pretty confusing, it is actually supposed to say:Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down!
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17Yo mamma so ugly when I took a picture of her the printer refused to print it
Oh My God! So Funny,
I pee my pants when I read this
I give this a
10 out of 10!
The printer said this "no I would not print this it to ugly to look at or print" LMAOO

I give this a 10 YEAH
One of the best jokes so far I am going to say this to my friends.

Laugh out loud =]
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18Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a paycheck
I like the joke laugh out loud.
So damn funny, made me laugh more than any other!
Haha! Now this is what I'm talking about baby:)!
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19Yo mama is so ugly when she when to the bathroom she scared the crap out of the toilet
Good one I get it
Its the only one that makes sense
SO SO SO FUNNY HA
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20Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to breast feed the baby the baby said "Mom, I didn't know you were a cow!"
Laugh out loud funny hahaahahaahahaahahaaht=)=)=)=)=)=)==))=)=)=)==))=)=)=) 9
ROFL! AHAHAA I can't STOP LAUGHING!
I got one:
Yo mama so fat that when she went as a ghost for Halloween she came out as Antartica. 😭

21Yo mama so ugly, she ugly.
Wow I could have made up a better on try harder :) not trying to be rude
You are the lamest joke maker ever
This joke is so lame it should be in the top not
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22Yo mama so ugly, her reflection said "I quit."
! That momma should just go dig up her grave.

23Yo momma so ugly, when she was walking down the street, the neighbors called animal control
This will shut them all the way down
Laugh out loud can't STOP LAUGHING 😂

24Yo momma so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said sorry we don't allow professionals
Laugh out loud that joke is so hilarious!
That was so funny that I am still laughing
Bro my friend already knew this but here is one I made up your moma is so ugly when she went to a beauty supply shop they said take it all you monster
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25Yo mama so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.
Laugh out loud My head exploded with LAUGHTER not
Laugh out loud funny

26Yo mama so fat she sat on a pig and made pork chops
Ha ha ha! Very funny
It was funny but this is not yo mama so fat but funny
Your mama so fat she saw a bus full of wight people she said hey, sop that twinky
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27Your momma is so ugly when she went through a haunted house she came out with a job application
THAT CRACKED ME UP LIKE CRAZY
My favorite joke of the year so far. Beside from yo mama so fat when she sat on wal-mart the prices went down!
Funny like hell I like this one
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28Yo mama so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
I think that was because the boomerang thought she was so ugly, the boomerang got scared! Very funny! I'm writing this down on my YO MAMA SMACKDOWN list!
That is very mean

My friend akasha said stop taking about me
! So funny! Should adleast b in the top 10
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29Yo mama is so ugly, that she made an onion cry
That is so crap I've heard that loads of times
Cdfu this is hilarious 😂

30Yo momma so ugly, she became the new Slender Man

31Yo mama so ugly went she went to church the priest said Satan has come
That is so funny imam use that one 10/10
Very fun devil mum has came

32Yo mama is so ugly, when she was born her mom said, What a treasure and her dad said Yes, lets go bury it
Y'all said that already
That is so funny :)! $$$
Well that really frakin halarius

33Yo mumma's so ugly the doctor advised leprosy
No one under stands
The doctor is advising her 2 have leprosy to improv her looks

34Yo momma so ugly, zombie pigmen wanna date her.

35Yo mama is so ugly, that when she went camping, the other campers saw her and yelled BEAR!
That's more of a hairy kind of joke

36Yo momma so ugly when she went into a strip club they paid her to keep her clothes on
That's what I would do pay the dam women
So funny laugh out loud

37Yo mama so ugly they had to move her to another planet

38Yo mama is so ugly that she scares the roaches away.
Bum bum hiss hiss my uncles names are richard and freddy my grandmas name is chub and she hates when you pee on the toilet board I'm unlucky both of her sides are her fat side
That's a well cool joke I'm gonna use some of these in class xx
Laugh out loud it is 2 funny mama sceard the crqp out of me the other day laugh out loud oxo

39Yo mama is so ugly that she got arrested for mooning when she took that paper bag off her head
Lololololol this is so funny I used this on my enemy and she is now nice to me lmfao
That's funny laugh out loud

40Yo mama so ugly, the last time I saw something like her face, I pinned a tail on it.

41Yo momma so ugly, public toilets wouldn't let her in.

42Yo mama is so ugly that her shadow ran away from her
That's just plain dam funny
I just peed my pants
I give it an a+
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43Yo momma is so ugly, a hacker hacked her telephone to remove her profile photo.

44Yo mama so ugly she makes blind children cry
This is hilarious laugh out loud I was laughing my ass off when I read this
So funny even my friends mum started to laugh
Laugh out loud VERY LOUD
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45Yo mamma so ugly when she went walking down the streets people said to her "God does not love you "
I have this so mach I kill my...

46Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason ET went home
Laugh out loud! This made me laugh so hard, soda came out my nose! This should definitely be in the top ten!
I like it because my friend name is ET
It is really funny and it made me Laph

47Yo mama is so ugly, not even Santa would her sit on his lap
Because Santa likes pretty people

48Yo mamma so ugly when you play hide and seek you are the one who always hides
Ha this is really funny you always hide because you are afraid of what you will find along with your mamma.

49Yo mama so ugly, she was born with an apology letter from God.
I give that
100000000000 that is funny make more mamma jokes

50Your mamma is so ugly that the ambulance passed out when they were trying to save her
That mamma joke was the best I have herd so far

51Yo mama is so ugly that not even the plastic surgeons that worked on Michael Jackson could fix her up.
That is so funny... Gosh L.O. L still laughing

52Yo mama so ugly, she wasn't hit by the ugly stick, she was hit by the whole tree
Laugh out loud LMFAO

53Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head.

54Yo mama so ugly, when she looks into a mirror, it reads, Viewer discretion is advised.
Genius it is. Funny had everyone at the office laughing :D
Laugh out loud I laughed so darn hard! Keep on making these! These are so funny!
This all is sick, and this is selen gomez talking
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55Yo mama so ugly, she walked out of a pet store and the alarm went off.
Not funny yo mamma so old that when she walked
Outh the museum the alarms went off

56Yo mama so ugly they put her in the world record book and said you'll be a future hall of famer

57Yo mama so ugly, she sent a picture of herself on an e-mail and the antivirus picked it up.
Laugh out loud! I loved this one!

58Yo mama is so ugly she passed it on to you
Damm she must be Ugly
Haha good one to use on your enemies 😁
Laugh out loud this the funnyest one yet I think 😝😂
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59Yo mama so ugly when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion says "stay over there!"
Laugh out loud hilarious my friend was talking about mortal combat earlier today talking about how scorpion is like get over here!
This is hilarious because my friend was talking about scorpion earlier from mortal combat

60Yo mama so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
I Thought It Talked To Everyone... CLEARLY NOT YO MAMA!

This One at least Should Be In The Top 10! JUST BRILLIANT
MEGA FUNNY! :D
It means when rice krispies pop in the bowl when the milk is put in...

61Yo mama so ugly, when she looks into a mirror it says "viewer discretion advised"

62Yo mama so ugly, Bill Clinton won't sleep with her.
This English is so bad my English teacher died of shock

63Yo mama is so ugly she looked in the mirror and said ugh it's hideous!!
HAHA I like this one

64Yo mama so ugly when she died and went to heaven God looked at The Devil and said is this lady yours?
Laugh out loud
Mad funny:>
Yo mama black that you see crake comin out of her ass
This is a very good one.

65Yo mama is so ugly that Michael Jackson thought she was his sister
OK, well that is highly offensive to Janet Jackson, and she is NOT ugly!
This one's so funny

66Yo mama is so ugly, that when people complemented her on her scary halloween costume she said, what do you mean? I forgot it at home
Hahaa! This one made me cry

67Yo mama so ugly, pro-choice people use her for an abortion argument.

68Yo mama is so ugly when Superman saw her he started losing his powers.

69Yo mama so ugly, she looked at a tree and it caught on fire.

70Yo mama so ugly, if ugly were bricks, she'd be the Great Wall of China.
Utter laugh out loud

71Yo mama so ugly, she practices birth control by keeping the lights on.
WHat is it meant to mean

72Yo mamma so ugly she got the job at scary maze

73Yo mama so ugly when Jason looked at her he took off his hockey mask and said "here you need this more than I do"
That was hilariouse 😂
Now that was funny

74Yo mama so ugly, instead of a chemical peel, her beautician uses a sandblaster.

75Yo mama so ugly, she gets less action than the white guy in the NBA.
Why r you being racist though

76Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror it refused to show her reflection.

77Yo mama so ugly when she cries, the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face
Laugh out loud. So going to use that in a fight.
Well done! Nice one. I don't know why it hasnt got more votes.

78Yo momma so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning.
That one is a classic

79Yo mama so ugly, when she goes out on the street the apocalypse starts
That's so meased up but that is still a joke for you to crack up
I'm only 9 and I think you would crack up!
What don't understand you there
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80Yo mama so ugly, she could make a freight train take a dirt road.

81Yo momma so ugly that she uglier than you

82Yo momma so ugly Go Diego Go said no
Your so fat that when you jumped into the people started running saying tsunami

83Yo mama so ugly that when Jason came out of the lake and saw her he went right back in.
That joke is so funny
Haha this joke is probrobly the most funniest joke I have read today and I have been through almost all of them.

84Yo mama so ugly, she thought her reflection was a picasso.
Laugh out loud! I've been doing picasso in school and if she things that she mus be well ugly man! Laugh out loud or what? Her face must be cripled!
Laugh out loud I did picasso at school, that must must be ugly.

85Yo mama so ugly, she shattered a pond.
These are all horrible. I can't believe some of the comments. Are you guys all on crack? The kind that makes really bad jokes funny?

86Yo mama is so ugly that when she looked in the mirror and said Bloody Mary 3 times she made Bloody Mary look sexy.
Awkward since I'm only 9 but really good for you
That's hilarious
She must have a deformed face

87Yo momma so ugly, when she had her picture taken, the photo came out censored.
Lool no not at all yo momma so ugly that every time she gose to the toilet it wow flush

88Yo mama is so ugly, she looked in a mirror and her reflection killed itself
That's is not as funny, not to be rude. I'm only 11
Not to be rude but it's not really that funny and I'm also 11 and normally I think stuff like that is funny!

89Yo mama is so ugly her parents wanted a refund from the hospital

90Yo mama so ugly that when she died and went to heaven, God said "I didn't create you."
That's wrong! Not even funny! Whoever wrote this is not a christian!
People can choose what religion they want to be. I'm Christian and I chose this way but if he wants to be a different religion he/she. It's called the art of choice and freedom.
This is the most funniest one I've heard yet
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91Yo mama so ugly when they upgraded the dictionary she was the definition of ugly

92Yo mama so ugly, when she walks down a street in February, people ask if it's Halloween.

93Yo mama is so ugly her face looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a fork, and then a blind guy shaved it.

94Yo mama so ugly, she went to to zoo and the animals pointed at her.

95Yo mama so ugly... Actually, I don't have anything to say because I don't know anything about the man.
Hilarious! Cracked up, I'm totally using that joke sometime.

96Yo mommas so ugly she has a beard but it looks like hair because it's running away from her face

97Yo mommas so ugly when she walked into town everyone thought the orcs had attacked
Made me laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud :. )

98Yo mama so ugly, when King Kong saw her enter the ugliest monster contest he knew he had lost the cup
That was so funny ha ha ha!
100% on that one dude;from atang

99Yo mama so ugly she looked in the mirror and the mirror broke into pieces.

100Yo mama is so ugly, that when she went in a mirror shop, she broke them all
That is the funniest thing every
I am only 7 and I think that was the funniest joke ever

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