Best Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

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1Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares

hahahahahahahahahahaha what I got grounded after I was laughing with my mom - SmoothCriminal

Laugh out loud FREDDY KRUEGER SUPPOSE 2 GIVE US NIGHTMARES LOLO!

Yo mama so fat that she gave the grudge nightmares and the grudge wanted to kill her self after she heard the joke and guess what she did kill her self and she also told her parents and her parents killed them self by throwing them selves in fire and saying goodbye yo fat mama you made me kill my self

So funny laughed for 5 min

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2Yo mama so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye to her.

NEVER heard this one ever before the rest are old REALLY REALLY funny one well done =D

This is so funny I told my little siss and she never watched hello kitty again

Girl that is cray cray hello kitty even said goodbye to that ugly old lady even if she is that old and that ugly girl loved it was really really funny I mean haulers

I have only yo mama so ugly Dora the explorer can't explore her

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3Yo mamma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction

Dam that was a good your mom is so ugly jokes good people.

Hmm no no no and no people don't mess with one direction now ok... Thank you

Dude that's pretty funny. Yo mammas so stupid she went to the orthadontist to get a blue tooth

Lol me and my brother's crack up

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4Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

This one will shut them all down!

Does anyone need some ice cause they just got burned(;!

Your mom just got burned like a stick on a fire

Ahh that got me weak

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5Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom said, What a treasure, and her dad said ,Yes, lets go bury it.

Laugh out loud Cracks me up keep up the cool yo mama jokes guys ha ah ha ha ha!

This joke reminds me of my sister. My sister looks, acts, talks, and thinks like Squidward. She even took a Spongebob personality quiz on Facebook and got Squidward. I would like to bury her in the Earth's inner core.

Pissed myself for a minute thinking about this, is there anything I wont fap to!

Ha ha ha! I have been looking for some good your momma jokes to tell my friends and this one is AWESOME.

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6Yo mama so ugly, they changed Halloween to YoMamaween!

Yo mama is so ugly that was your to the bathroom back of a bike it take you to the gas make the iPod in your face bicycles I'll probably stop and make a stop play with me giggle call me for lunch you wana Casey will go get a guy I've got a lot a big yeah I can do not to love

Yo momma is so ugly bob the builder looked at her and said I can't fix that

Yo mama is so ugly little kids thought of the nightmare next door

This is so funny

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7Yo mama is so ugly that when she went trick-or-treaty kids said she had a really ugly costume, and she said, What do you mean? I forgot it at home

omg its halarious and think it should be the um... number three at least

My mommy even lighted at that one

You are stupid and need to get a life and yo mama so stupid she gave you up for adoption and the jokes aren't even funny AT ALL!

Funniest joke I've ever heard

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8Yo mama so ugly, Satan died of fright

Laugh out loud now that's messed up

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras. Yo mama so ugly I told her to take out the trash and she moved out of my house.

So funny it made me crack up and than I told this to my mom she just crack up

HA HA, VERY FUNNY... Seems like Yo mama Should be Satin... I laughed my head off!

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9Yo mama so ugly, I put her face on a carton of milk and it spoiled.

Awesome one I got my boyfriend and he shut his mouth laugh out loud

This is so funny I'm done. Yo mama so old she farts dust

Laugh out loud I'm eleven and I know that's funny but I think it should be a little higher right? Ps laugh out loud

Yes that is funny - Deezxnuts

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10Yo mama so ugly, she made a happy meal cry.

I herd all of them make a new one or nobody is going to get on this website because everything gets old

Love this were do you get this love them on this every day nice one

I think that joke is the best of of this website

That was so hilariously funny

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11Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn off the security cameras

So funny... I almost ped in my pants laugh out loud

That was hilarious I told my friends that and they burst out laughing. I am going to tell everybody I meet this joke. It never ever gets old. I laughed for like 50 min.

YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE WENT TO MYSPACE, EVERYONE SWITCHED TO FACEBOOK

This joke is so funny the best

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12Yo mama is so ugly that she put on ten pounds of makeup and still made me throw up

Yo mama so ugly when she goes on video chat the screen broke

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13Yo mama so ugly that every time she smiles traffic stops.

Her teeth is yellow, that's what the joke is. This is worded wrong though, it should say "every time she smiles traffic slows down.

The way it was written is pretty confusing, it is actually supposed to say:Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down!

Yo mama so Harry were she gave birth to you you had a carpet burn

Yo mama so fat she made a happy meal cry

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14Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a paycheck

I think this should be number one best yo mama so ugly joke ever

BEST JOKE EVER Laugh Out Loud (heres a bad one) Yo mom is so ugly for holloween she forgot a costume and wnet trick or treating and they thought she had A SUPER Scary costume? My friend told me that

IK IT STINKS

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15Yo mama is so ugly that she wanted to be a monster for halloween and her parents said, you dont need a costume for that

Make so much sense. There is barely any joke that can make me laugh but this one did

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16Yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry

That was so funny you should be on T.V. laugh out loud nice job

Laugh out loud This made me laugh for over 10 minutes! This should defenintly be at the top or near it!

Your mama so ugly the cops arrested her for the ugly law and she was the first person to break it

Love that joke

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17Yo mama is so ugly, that when she tried to become a model, they said, The hospital is that way

So funny... I told my friends and they started laughing there ass out

Laugh out loud me and my sister couldn't stop laughing

This had me laugh to death. This should be number one!

Laughed my ass off... lol

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18Yo mama is so ugly when she when to the bathroom she scared the crap out of the toilet

It's the only one that makes sense

I got one your momma so ugly when she went to take a bath the water said for get this I'm out of here

I get it because crap is another word for poop and its scare the crap out of the toilet

I want to see that toilet!

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19Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to breast feed the baby the baby said "Mom, I didn't know you were a cow!"V6 Comments
20Yo mama so ugly she makes blind children cry

This is hilarious laugh out loud I was laughing my ass off when I read this

So funny even my friends mum started to laugh

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1. Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares
2. Yo mama is so ugly that when she went trick-or-treaty kids said she had a really ugly costume, and she said, What do you mean? I forgot it at home
3. Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom said, What a treasure, and her dad said ,Yes, lets go bury it.
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1. Yo mamma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction
2. Yo mama so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye to her.
3. Yo mama so ugly, she made a happy meal cry.
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1. Yo momma so ugly, she became the new Slender Man
2. Yo momma so ugly, zombie pigmen wanna date her.
3. Yo mama so ugly they had to move her to another planet
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