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1Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares
2Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom said, What a treasure, and her dad said ,Yes, lets go bury it.
3Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
4Yo mamma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction
5Yo mama so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye to her.
6Yo mama is so ugly that when she went trick-or-treaty kids said she had a really ugly costume, and she said, What do you mean? I forgot it at home
7Yo mama so ugly, they changed Halloween to YoMamaween!
8Yo mama so ugly, Satan died of fright
9Yo mama so ugly, I put her face on a carton of milk and it spoiled.
10Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn off the security cameras
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11Yo mama is so ugly that she wanted to be a monster for halloween and her parents said, you dont need a costume for that
12Yo mama so ugly, she made a happy meal cry.
13Yo mama is so ugly, that when she tried to become a model, they said, The hospital is that way
14Yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry
15Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a paycheck
16Yo mama is so ugly that she put on ten pounds of makeup and still made me throw up
17Yo mama so ugly that every time she smiles traffic stops.
18Yo mamma so ugly when I took a picture of her the printer refused to print it
19Yo mama is so ugly when she when to the bathroom she scared the crap out of the toilet
20Yo mama so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.
21Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to breast feed the baby the baby said "Mom, I didn't know you were a cow!"
22Yo mama so ugly, she ugly.
23Yo momma so ugly, when she was walking down the street, the neighbors called animal control
24Yo mama so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
25Yo mama so fat she sat on a pig and made pork chops
26Yo momma so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said sorry we don't allow professionals
27Yo mama so ugly, her reflection said "I quit."
28Your momma is so ugly when she went through a haunted house she came out with a job application
29Yo mama is so ugly, that she made an onion cry
30Yo mama is so ugly her patronus is a cake
31Yo mama so ugly went she went to church the priest said Satan has come
32Yo mama is so ugly, when she was born her mom said, What a treasure and her dad said Yes, lets go bury it
33Yo momma so ugly, she became the new Slender Man
34Yo momma so ugly when she went into a strip club they paid her to keep her clothes on
35Yo mumma's so ugly the doctor advised leprosy
36Yo momma so ugly, zombie pigmen wanna date her.
37Yo mama is so ugly, that when she went camping, the other campers saw her and yelled BEAR!
38Yo mama is so ugly that she scares the roaches away.
39Yo mama so ugly they had to move her to another planet
40Yo mama is so ugly that she got arrested for mooning when she took that paper bag off her head
41Yo mama is so ugly that not even the plastic surgeons that worked on Michael Jackson could fix her up.
42Yo mama is so ugly that her shadow ran away from her
43Yo mama so ugly she makes blind children cry
44Yo momma is so ugly, a hacker hacked her telephone to remove her profile photo.
45Yo mama so ugly, the last time I saw something like her face, I pinned a tail on it.
46Yo momma so ugly, public toilets wouldn't let her in.
47Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason ET went home
48Yo mamma so ugly when she went walking down the streets people said to her "God does not love you "
49Yo mamma so ugly when you play hide and seek you are the one who always hides
50Yo mama so ugly, she was born with an apology letter from God.
51Yo mama is so ugly, not even Santa would her sit on his lap
52Your mamma is so ugly that the ambulance passed out when they were trying to save her
53Yo mama so ugly, when she looks into a mirror, it reads, Viewer discretion is advised.
54Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head.
55Yo mama so ugly, she wasn't hit by the ugly stick, she was hit by the whole tree
56Yo mama so ugly, she walked out of a pet store and the alarm went off.
57Yo mama so ugly they put her in the world record book and said you'll be a future hall of famer
58Yo mama is so ugly she passed it on to you
59Yo mama so ugly, she sent a picture of herself on an e-mail and the antivirus picked it up.
60Yo mama so ugly when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion says "stay over there!"
61Yo mama so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
62Yo mama so ugly when she died and went to heaven God looked at The Devil and said is this lady yours?
63Yo mama is so ugly she looked in the mirror and said ugh it's hideous!!
64Yo mama so ugly, Bill Clinton won't sleep with her.
65Yo mama so ugly, when she looks into a mirror it says "viewer discretion advised"
66Yo mama is so ugly, that when people complemented her on her scary halloween costume she said, what do you mean? I forgot it at home
67Yo mama so ugly, pro-choice people use her for an abortion argument.
68Yo mama so ugly, she practices birth control by keeping the lights on.
69Yo mama is so ugly when Superman saw her he started losing his powers.
70Yo mama is so ugly that Michael Jackson thought she was his sister
71Yo mama so ugly, instead of a chemical peel, her beautician uses a sandblaster.
72Yo mama so ugly, she looked at a tree and it caught on fire.
73Yo mama so ugly, if ugly were bricks, she'd be the Great Wall of China.
74Yo mamma so ugly she got the job at scary maze
75Yo mama so ugly when Jason looked at her he took off his hockey mask and said "here you need this more than I do"
76Yo mama so ugly, she gets less action than the white guy in the NBA.
77Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror it refused to show her reflection.
78Yo mama so ugly when she cries, the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face
79Yo momma so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning.
80Yo mama so ugly, when she goes out on the street the apocalypse starts
81Yo mama so ugly that when she died and went to heaven, God said "I didn't create you."
82Yo mama so ugly, she went to to zoo and the animals pointed at her.
83Yo mama so ugly, she could make a freight train take a dirt road.
84Yo momma so ugly, when she had her picture taken, the photo came out censored.
85Yo momma so ugly that she uglier than you
86Yo momma so ugly Go Diego Go said no
87Yo mama so ugly that when Jason came out of the lake and saw her he went right back in.
88Yo mama is so ugly her face looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a fork, and then a blind guy shaved it.
89Yo mama so ugly, she thought her reflection was a picasso.
90Yo mama so ugly... Actually, I don't have anything to say because I don't know anything about the man.
91Yo mama so ugly, she shattered a pond.
92Yo mommas so ugly she has a beard but it looks like hair because it's running away from her face
93Yo mama is so ugly that when she looked in the mirror and said Bloody Mary 3 times she made Bloody Mary look sexy.
94Yo mama is so ugly, she looked in a mirror and her reflection killed itself
95Yo mama is so ugly her parents wanted a refund from the hospital
96Yo mama so ugly when they upgraded the dictionary she was the definition of ugly
97Yo mommas so ugly when she walked into town everyone thought the orcs had attacked
98Yo mama so ugly, when King Kong saw her enter the ugliest monster contest he knew he had lost the cup
99Yo mama is so ugly when she was attacked by a serial killer, the serial killer killed itself
100Yo mama so ugly she looked in the mirror and the mirror broke into pieces.
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