Top Ten Predictable Things Horoscopes Usually Tell YouHoroscopes... they're so predictable aren't they? Each one says exactly the same thing, just worded differently, but it all amounts to the usual...
You damn right 'bout that, little lady. Them New York hoochies get all crazy when ya try payin'em with Confederate money. No sensa humor, a-tall.
Haha sure I do. Who?! WHERE?! Do THEY know about it?
And boils may become painful.
Oh, Beege. Nobody's ever accused me of that.
No...okay...I won't believe a single syllable that my overly predictable horoscope tells me. Thank you for the genius advice.
This always makes me laugh. A lot!
Actually this has happened to me! I read this once in some very reliable magazine. I got off the bus, turned a corner and bumped into a woman I knew. "Hello, love! " she said.
Can't fight fate, people ;).
Literally the only thing horoscopes can actually tell you. Anything else is just complete BS/