Top Ten Predictable Things Horoscopes Usually Tell You
Horoscopes... they're so predictable aren't they? Each one says exactly the same thing, just worded differently, but it all amounts to the usual...The Top Ten
An old friend will reappear
You'll meet someone special
Watch what you spend
You damn right 'bout that, little lady. Them New York hoochies get all crazy when ya try payin'em with Confederate money. No sensa humor, a-tall.
You have an admirer
Haha sure I do. Who?! WHERE?! Do THEY know about it?
You'll be invited somewhere
Work may become stressful
You'll be the peacemaker in a family argument
Don't believe everything you read
No...okay...I won't believe a single syllable that my overly predictable horoscope tells me. Thank you for the genius advice.
You will upset someone
This always makes me laugh. A lot!
Love is just around the corner
Actually this has happened to me! I read this once in some very reliable magazine. I got off the bus, turned a corner and bumped into a woman I knew. "Hello, love! " she said.
Can't fight fate, people ;).
The Contenders
The day you were born.
Literally the only thing horoscopes can actually tell you. Anything else is just complete BS/
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