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201 You're so fat that when you walked past the T.V. I missed 3 episodes V 1 Comment
202 Your mum's so fat she sat on a rainbow and it turned into Skittles

But there not saying it to anyone's mums

V 2 Comments
203 You have such a big mouth; you could eat a banana sideways.

Good joke my friend and I were reading it and it's too hilarious

Roes are red violets are blue your perfect image is like a dead jankroo


204 You're so dumb that you need a map to go to the toilet.

Best disses I have on eBay in might post it

Oh I am pissing right now so funny I am missing the urinal

I'm using this
Sick dis
Laugh out loud

Thanks I am going to tottaly use it genius

V 1 Comment
205 You're so ugly when you auditioned for Star Wars they didn't give you a costume.
206 You are so ugly, that when I went on Scary Maze your face appeared
207 Yo mama so poor she couldn't afford the plastic surgery you desperately needed

How about your mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk

What do most of the disses include mums

Your mama is suc a blaba mouth she can't keep her mouth shut for 10 seconds

208 Yo mama so fat she buys her clothes at Rent a Tent

I am laughing to how bad the diss is

Man these r really fat people

Lol that rel bad

209 You are so fat your belly makes stars

That is so so weird man so stupid who ever rote this lame lame and a half

This is some sick one I'm on the floor for this one

Sick dis laugh out loud

Don't get it

V 2 Comments
210 I never knew dogs could wear a wedding dress until I came to your wedding

Hilarious. What I would use with friends

211 Yo mama is so fat that she gave birth to Jupiter.
212 Is your ass jealous of the amount of sh** that just came out of your mouth?

'I'm saying that to the people who are mean to me at school

That's a good one but try this u should wear a condom on your head cause if your gonna act like a dick then u mind as well dress like one too

V 1 Comment
213 You're so short that when it rains you're the last to know

That's offensive because I'm short

V 1 Comment
214 Your mamas so stupid she puts two quarters in her ears and thinks she's listening to 50 cent
215 You're so ugly when you were born your mom asked for a refund


216 Your teeth are so yellow they disintegrated the sun

What's with all this teeth cussing
It's probably because they have problems u don't know about

V 2 Comments
217 Yo mama is so fat that she was mistaken for a hippo

Hippos aren't that fat

Nice one

Quite funny

Ffh what

V 1 Comment
218 Hey, when's the next intermission in your drama? BTW, I hate the character you're pretending to be. OMG, I'm sorry, you can't act! This is your true self?!

What the hell is an intermission

219 You're so dumb you put Skittles in alphabetical order V 2 Comments
220 You were an accident because your mum couldn't keep her legs closed.

This is rude because some people are born out from some mothers like this and I was too :(

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1. You're so stupid you drowned in a Mexican wave
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.

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