Best Disses Ever

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201 Yo mama is so dumb that when you told her that her birthday was around the corner she went looking for it.

This diss is I just don't like it you see ill explain...

Hahaahahaahaha! Laugh out loud

Heheh laugh out loud

I LOVE IT

V 3 Comments
202 Yo mama so fat she buys her clothes at Rent a Tent

I am laughing to how bad the diss is

Man these r really fat people

Lol that rel bad

203 You're so poor, when a tramp saw you that tramp appreciated life
204 You are so ugly you made Jesus fall off the cross

Like the African jokes, this isn't supposed to insult Christians, it's supposed to be funny. The guy who wrote it could be Christian anyway

Stop it with the religious disses

This is racist to Christians its mean and I'm a Muslim

Stop using that name you cursed child

V 8 Comments
205 You're so ugly when you went to get plastic surgery it took them 12 hours to give you a quote
206 Yo mama is so fat that she gave birth to Jupiter.

Not funny

207 Your mum is so fat when she went on the back of the bus, the bus did a wheelie V 1 Comment
208 You're so ugly when you were born your mom asked for a refund

SO COOL

209 Hey, when's the next intermission in your drama? BTW, I hate the character you're pretending to be. OMG, I'm sorry, you can't act! This is your true self?!

What the hell is an intermission

210 Yo mama so dumb she took tickets to see Xbox Live

Lol that was a good one

O wow that. Dis is awesome made me laugh so hard

Nice one hahaahahaa oh my goodness

Brilliant

211 Your mommas so fat when she stepped on a scale it said sorry we don't do livestock
212 Your mama so fat she stepped on the scale and the scale said your phone number

This is a awesome diss that can really push you ahead in a dissing competition

V 2 Comments
213 You're so fat that when you walked past the T.V. I missed 3 episodes V 1 Comment
214 Your mum's so fat she sat on a rainbow and it turned into Skittles

But there not saying it to anyone's mums

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215 You're so ugly you ended the Roman Empire
216 You're so ugly when you auditioned for Star Wars they didn't give you a costume.
217 You are so ugly, that when I went on Scary Maze your face appeared
218 Yo mama so poor she couldn't afford the plastic surgery you desperately needed

How about your mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk

What do most of the disses include mums

Your mama is suc a blaba mouth she can't keep her mouth shut for 10 seconds

219 You should have a tic tac not one not two but the whole pack.
220 Yo Mama Is So Old She Got a Picture of Moses In Her Yearbook

From your mama lame

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1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
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1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.
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