Best Disses Ever

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121 Is that guy wearing a mask ohh no dude that's his face

Your teeth r so yellow that when u rinsed your mouth with water u spat out lemonade

You look like a pig when you go out side of the building

Said it to friend he got so angry lol

Lol so bad

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122 Failed abortion

You do realise there are mothers who go through hell because there significant other has forced them to have an abortion. You retard. You shouldn't put this up

You should have said your so ugly that when your mama wanted to abort you the doctor said failed abortion

Not funny just plain rude

You idiot stop saying stuff about Jesus

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123 You're so boring that whenever you talk I get bored.

Works every time for me! Saved me from a couple wedgies, several beatings, multifarious fist fights...

Use this and you're guaranteed a safer, non-threatening life! - Flowersocks2137

124 Your mamas so stupid she invented a wheelchair with pedals V 4 Comments
125 You're so ugly that if I vomited at you it would have made an improvement.

Lol my friend cry when I told her that loll...But now we are not friends

Awesome so bad ass

Lol that is funny

Lol

V 3 Comments
126 Ohh I'm ugly have you looked in the mirror recently

This is so old get a new one or take this one down you probably wondering why you don't have any likes on this diss

This is super old.

This is just old man you do live in a coke can

So old

V 2 Comments
127 You're so poor that robbers break into your house and leave money.

Its lit! 111111

128 You're so stupid that you put makeup on your head to make up your mind

Cool laugh out loud

So funny best diss ever laugh out loud

Lol

The bes disi haveever had

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129 It's pointless to make fun of you because it will take you the rest of the day to figure it out V 3 Comments
130 Why is your forehead so big? Are you ugly or did you cut your bangs off?

If people have big foreheads that means they have a bigger brain but you probably don't know what one of them are though do you because you don't have one

This one is really good said this to a boy and he got pissed off

131 You're so stupid you walked to your neigneighbor's fence and shouted "OMG I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA"

Such a crap diss

Oh my god this person is stupid

Neigneighbors? Pretty ironic - Flowersocks2137

LOL

132 You're so poor, whatever you touch turns to bronze

I get it but it should be wood or stone or something else

V 3 Comments
133 Your mums so fat you have to grease the bath to get her out

Yo nice one bro going to use that one keep it up!

That's not even good

Great cuss

134 Justin Bieber was so happy when you were born cause someone uglier than him was born

I hate Justin Beiber so stupid. I hate him. Why does he bother to be famous?

That was sick totally rate whoever made this up

I hate Justin Bieber he's an idiot

This one sounds like it was made up by a 7 year-old - Kfox101

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135 You're so old that you know the ancestors of Jesus

They are SUPPOSED to be insulting!

I hate whoever wrote this joke

Its bad because it is offensive to Christians

Dude that's not racist and plus you say that someone has tied head and to get a life you retards😡😡😡😡😡😡.

V 14 Comments
136 You're so skinny when you swallowed a marble you thought you were pregnant

Laugh out loud that was a great one GOOD JOB

LOL I usually don't leave comments but this is gold! I can't stay silent!

Mean to people who have anorixia

Lmao so bloody💉 hard you slay me

V 4 Comments
137 You're so ugly that you made the Illuminati close its eye

You broke his eye

Your hairline looks like a bearpaw

That's barre funny like yass!

That's A SHUT DOWN
R.I.P illuminati blame that mum

V 2 Comments
138 Yo mama so fat that when she sheds a tear it floods a city

LOL that is aweful

139 What's the difference between your mum and a walrus? One has a mustache and smells like fish, the other ones a walrus
140 Sorry I can't come in your house, I'm claustrophobic

Good insult for my tiny house

Just don't. Ugh people these days. I have a smart phone so why can't u be like that ⬇️

That was truly an amazing dis, I laughed so hard I started laying eggs

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1. You're so stupid you drowned in a Mexican wave
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
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1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
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1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.
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