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121 You're so poor that robbers break into your house and leave money.

Its lit! 111111

122 If you really want a joke, look in the mirror.

Best Dis Ever So simple But so funny Can't stop laughing every time I hear it

I love how there are people like: "gonna use it today", "saved me from a couple of wedgies". People actually think this is useful. I like randomly dissing but if someone is bullying you, don't diss them and " get saved from 2 wedgies and a beating", just punch them in the face, beat them to the ground, stomp them and then choke them and put your fingers up their nostrils until they bleed

Amazing. That is a reall good joke

That is so dope lit

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123 You're so ugly that if I vomited at you it would have made an improvement.

Lol my friend cry when I told her that loll...But now we are not friends

Awesome so bad ass

Lol that is funny


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124 Failed abortion

You do realise there are mothers who go through hell because there significant other has forced them to have an abortion. You retard. You shouldn't put this up

You should have said your so ugly that when your mama wanted to abort you the doctor said failed abortion

Not funny just plain rude

You idiot stop saying stuff about Jesus

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125 You're so boring that whenever you talk I get bored.

Works every time for me! Saved me from a couple wedgies, several beatings, multifarious fist fights...

Use this and you're guaranteed a safer, non-threatening life! - Flowersocks2137

126 Your mums so fat you have to grease the bath to get her out

Yo nice one bro going to use that one keep it up!

That's not even good

Great cuss

127 Your mamas so stupid she invented a wheelchair with pedals

It's so good should be in top 10

It should be 200th


Haha! I’m done, if your mother was really stupid then how does she even know what a wheelchair or a pedal is.

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128 You're so stupid that you put makeup on your head to make up your mind

Cool laugh out loud

So funny best diss ever laugh out loud


No I'm dead

V 2 Comments
129 You're so ugly that you made the Illuminati close its eye

You broke his eye

Your hairline looks like a bearpaw

That's barre funny like yass!


V 3 Comments
130 Ohh I'm ugly have you looked in the mirror recently

This is so old get a new one or take this one down you probably wondering why you don't have any likes on this diss

This is super old.

This is just old man you do live in a coke can

So old

V 2 Comments
131 Why is your forehead so big? Are you ugly or did you cut your bangs off?

If people have big foreheads that means they have a bigger brain but you probably don't know what one of them are though do you because you don't have one

This one is really good said this to a boy and he got pissed off

132 It's pointless to make fun of you because it will take you the rest of the day to figure it out V 3 Comments
133 You're so stupid you walked to your neigneighbor's fence and shouted "OMG I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA"

Such a crap diss

Oh my god this person is stupid

Neigneighbors? Pretty ironic - Flowersocks2137


134 What's the difference between your mum and a walrus? One has a mustache and smells like fish, the other ones a walrus
135 You're so poor, whatever you touch turns to bronze

I get it but it should be wood or stone or something else

V 3 Comments
136 Justin Bieber was so happy when you were born cause someone uglier than him was born

I hate Justin Beiber so stupid. I hate him. Why does he bother to be famous?

That was sick totally rate whoever made this up

I hate Justin Bieber he's an idiot

This one sounds like it was made up by a 7 year-old - Kfox101

V 10 Comments
137 You're so skinny when you swallowed a marble you thought you were pregnant

Laugh out loud that was a great one GOOD JOB

LOL I usually don't leave comments but this is gold! I can't stay silent!

Mean to people who have anorixia

Lmao so bloody💉 hard you slay me

V 4 Comments
138 Yo mama so fat that when she sheds a tear it floods a city

LOL that is aweful

139 You're so old that you know the ancestors of Jesus

They are SUPPOSED to be insulting!

I hate whoever wrote this joke

Its bad because it is offensive to Christians

Dude that's not racist and plus you say that someone has tied head and to get a life you retards😡😡😡😡😡😡.

V 14 Comments
140 Sorry I can't come in your house, I'm claustrophobic

Good insult for my tiny house

That was truly an amazing dis, I laughed so hard I started laying eggs

Just don't. Ugh people these days. I have a smart phone so why can't u be like that ⬇️

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1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
1. Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.

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