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Its lit! 111111
Best Dis Ever So simple But so funny Can't stop laughing every time I hear it
I love how there are people like: "gonna use it today", "saved me from a couple of wedgies". People actually think this is useful. I like randomly dissing but if someone is bullying you, don't diss them and " get saved from 2 wedgies and a beating", just punch them in the face, beat them to the ground, stomp them and then choke them and put your fingers up their nostrils until they bleed
Amazing. That is a reall good joke
That is so dope litV 75 Comments
Lol my friend cry when I told her that loll...But now we are not friends
Awesome so bad ass
Lol that is funny
LolV 3 Comments
You do realise there are mothers who go through hell because there significant other has forced them to have an abortion. You retard. You shouldn't put this up
You should have said your so ugly that when your mama wanted to abort you the doctor said failed abortion
Not funny just plain rude
You idiot stop saying stuff about JesusV 1 Comment
Works every time for me! Saved me from a couple wedgies, several beatings, multifarious fist fights...
Use this and you're guaranteed a safer, non-threatening life! - Flowersocks2137
Yo nice one bro going to use that one keep it up!
That's not even good
It's so good should be in top 10
It should be 200th
Haha! I’m done, if your mother was really stupid then how does she even know what a wheelchair or a pedal is.
Cool laugh out loud
So funny best diss ever laugh out loud
No I'm deadV 2 Comments
You broke his eye
Your hairline looks like a bearpaw
That's barre funny like yass!
LOLV 3 Comments
This is so old get a new one or take this one down you probably wondering why you don't have any likes on this diss
This is super old.
This is just old man you do live in a coke can
So oldV 2 Comments
If people have big foreheads that means they have a bigger brain but you probably don't know what one of them are though do you because you don't have one
This one is really good said this to a boy and he got pissed off
Such a crap diss
Oh my god this person is stupid
Neigneighbors? Pretty ironic - Flowersocks2137
I get it but it should be wood or stone or something elseV 3 Comments
I hate Justin Beiber so stupid. I hate him. Why does he bother to be famous?
That was sick totally rate whoever made this up
I hate Justin Bieber he's an idiot
This one sounds like it was made up by a 7 year-old - Kfox101V 10 Comments
Laugh out loud that was a great one GOOD JOB
LOL I usually don't leave comments but this is gold! I can't stay silent!
Mean to people who have anorixia
Lmao so bloody💉 hard you slay meV 4 Comments
LOL that is aweful
They are SUPPOSED to be insulting!
I hate whoever wrote this joke
Its bad because it is offensive to Christians
Dude that's not racist and plus you say that someone has tied head and to get a life you retards😡😡😡😡😡😡.V 14 Comments
Good insult for my tiny house
That was truly an amazing dis, I laughed so hard I started laying eggs
Just don't. Ugh people these days. I have a smart phone so why can't u be like that ⬇️
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Top Remixes (36)
2. When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
3. You're so stupid you sold your cellphone for airtime
2. Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3. You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C.
2. Hey, I can make a song about your teeth 'black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'.
3. Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.
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