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221 If stupidity was a disease, you would be dead right now.

There's this boy in the park and he deserves that cuss badly

Yo mamas so old her memory is in black and white

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222 Your head shape looks like a broken condom

I'm gonna use this on the most annoying person in class

I don't understand but by victim might

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223 If you want to see something funny, look at the mirror.

I'm gonna use this on my worst enemy

This is so funny I pissed my pants wow I'm so gonna use this at school there gonna cry and piss even though there boys lol

So you already tried it

No it is dangerous

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224 I have a brother who weighs fourty-five pounds. His weight is your IQ.

Ha! Here's another joke: your so dumb that the dumbest person in the world thought you were dumb.

LMFAO! Using this tomorrow on my friend!

I apparently burned an idiot boy. I said, "The number of shoes in yo closet is your IQ." And he don't gotta lotta shoes. My friend was like "OOOH"

Your joke is horrible. 'Your so Dumb the dumbest person in the world even thought you were dumb'. What are you? 5? *You're. And you're acting like you're in 2nd Grade. Other guy, you're comment is awesome! Totally going to use it!

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225 Go ahead....tell them EVERYTHING YOU KNOW...... it'll only take 10 maybe 5 seconds...

Better basically the same joke except it'll only take a second or half of a second

Story of some peoples live that I know haha

I said this to a friend she then said OK, it will take me less... I don't know what to say? Then it that gave me a chance to say a you're so dumb,... Insult.

226 I hate every subatomic particle in your pale, doughy body and I hope the tree of knowledge falls on your head so you can die ironically.

I love this insult. It's in my opinion the insult that should be used by all people who are very intelligent. And for that very reason I am totally gonna use it.

This is like a nice way of saying "I hate you, I hate your face, I hate your spirit, I hate all of you, you heartless _____ (insert cuss word of choice here! )" I'm using this if I can remember it!

227 You're a failed abortion, kill yourself to make up for it

Its controlling the population. Great one

This should be said after the comment "you're birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory" then it'd be really good

That's mean it might have some one to kill themselfs because they think your serious

Like me! ^-^

228 Any more up yourself and you'll be inside out
229 You should eat some makeup, to make your insides perfect.

This is awesome to insult someone

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230 Your so fat that when you put on a yellow top and climbed the mountains people thought the sun was out


This is good

231 You're so fat you could roll to school

How old are you... wait, I know you cannot count that high.

Answer : 3

This is stupid

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232 Do you go to the zoo for a family reunion?

Nice one using it to day

I know some that do..

0-0 LMFAO ROFL THIS ONE IS SO GOOD! But Schools Over For Me, Le Cri. But Still Funny, Should Be Place Number 3

233 You're so fat when you walk in your front door you're already going out the back door

Ugh, this one is so bad, if your fat you fit through the door.

This is so bad, if u r really fat how r u even supposed to fit through the door?

Ftpppeeehheeehheeehheeeh haha I get it because you r fatr then ta hous haha zoo funnie I tell 2 my momy

Oops *you can't fit through the door 😂

234 I can always tell if you have been at my house. The toilet is not flushed and the cat is pregnant.

Wow this is amazing... The cat part...

Very offensive to cat lovers

That's so sick,that is to totally out of the question mean!


235 You so ugly you cracked the universe in half V 2 Comments
236 You're like my fish tank, you're mostly water, you've got crabs, and you're full of crap.

This is the funniest insult I've heard in months! I'll use it on anyone who wants an insult battle!

Best insult I used it on my mate and he just stared and said "your face is funny" laugh out loud.

Lol, so offensive, I'm using this on my rival

237 Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldermort was ugly, until I saw you

Lol, Harry Potter wouldn't stop laughing if he saw this

Sounds like something Fred and George deadly would say

That's so funny

So is the person u cussed. In the shape of a pig not a snake?

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238 Your head's so big that it has its own postcode V 2 Comments
239 You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.

Ok this is GOOD - Untildawn8

240 I am straighter than the pole you dance on
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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

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