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221 You should eat some makeup, to make your insides perfect.

This is awesome to insult someone

How can nobody like this

222 Your so fat that when you put on a yellow top and climbed the mountains people thought the sun was out


This is good

223 You're so fat you could roll to school

How old are you... wait, I know you cannot count that high.

Answer : 3

This is stupid

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224 Do you go to the zoo for a family reunion?

Nice one using it to day

I know some that do..

0-0 LMFAO ROFL THIS ONE IS SO GOOD! But Schools Over For Me, Le Cri. But Still Funny, Should Be Place Number 3

225 You're so fat when you walk in your front door you're already going out the back door

Ugh, this one is so bad, if your fat you fit through the door.

This is so bad, if u r really fat how r u even supposed to fit through the door?

Ftpppeeehheeehheeehheeeh haha I get it because you r fatr then ta hous haha zoo funnie I tell 2 my momy

Oops *you can't fit through the door 😂

226 I can always tell if you have been at my house. The toilet is not flushed and the cat is pregnant.

Wow this is amazing... The cat part...

Very offensive to cat lovers

That's so sick,that is to totally out of the question mean!


227 You so ugly you cracked the universe in half V 2 Comments
228 You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.

Ok this is GOOD - Untildawn8

229 You're the reason slender man has no eyes

I so going to use this

Why is this one not higher than "your a poopy head"? Will be using this

230 I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone

This is great! I love this one

Hahaahaha simply the best xx

231 You're like my fish tank, you're mostly water, you've got crabs, and you're full of crap.

This is the funniest insult I've heard in months! I'll use it on anyone who wants an insult battle!

Best insult I used it on my mate and he just stared and said "your face is funny" laugh out loud.

Lol, so offensive, I'm using this on my rival

232 Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldermort was ugly, until I saw you

Lol, Harry Potter wouldn't stop laughing if he saw this

Sounds like something Fred and George deadly would say

That's so funny

So is the person u cussed. In the shape of a pig not a snake?

V 7 Comments
233 Your head's so big that it has its own postcode V 2 Comments
234 I am straighter than the pole you dance on
235 I bet I can guess what sign you where born under... RED LIGHT DISTRICT
236 Yo mama so fat she has her own place in the Solar System

I'm gonna use this on my fat cousin

V 1 Comment
237 Your head's so big that it has its own orbit V 2 Comments
238 You're so skinny if you ate a meatball you would look pregnant

Finally a skinny person offense instead of a fat person

That is funny.i tried that on this friend and he cried...

239 Your so fat, you need a GPS to find your belly.

That boy I said it to was crying afterwards, because he was irritating me

Now they are getting stupid stop reading now

Haha laugh out loud

That cool

240 What are you laughing at? The only thing you should be laughing at is the mirror
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1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

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