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There's this boy in the park and he deserves that cuss badly
Yo mamas so old her memory is in black and whiteV 3 Comments
I'm gonna use this on the most annoying person in class
I don't understand but by victim mightV 1 Comment
I'm gonna use this on my worst enemy
This is so funny I pissed my pants wow I'm so gonna use this at school there gonna cry and piss even though there boys lol
So you already tried it
No it is dangerousV 1 Comment
Ha! Here's another joke: your so dumb that the dumbest person in the world thought you were dumb.
LMFAO! Using this tomorrow on my friend!
I apparently burned an idiot boy. I said, "The number of shoes in yo closet is your IQ." And he don't gotta lotta shoes. My friend was like "OOOH"
Your joke is horrible. 'Your so Dumb the dumbest person in the world even thought you were dumb'. What are you? 5? *You're. And you're acting like you're in 2nd Grade. Other guy, you're comment is awesome! Totally going to use it!V 1 Comment
Better basically the same joke except it'll only take a second or half of a second
Story of some peoples live that I know haha
I said this to a friend she then said OK, it will take me less... I don't know what to say? Then it that gave me a chance to say a you're so dumb,... Insult.
I love this insult. It's in my opinion the insult that should be used by all people who are very intelligent. And for that very reason I am totally gonna use it.
This is like a nice way of saying "I hate you, I hate your face, I hate your spirit, I hate all of you, you heartless _____ (insert cuss word of choice here! )" I'm using this if I can remember it!
Its controlling the population. Great one
This should be said after the comment "you're birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory" then it'd be really good
That's mean it might have some one to kill themselfs because they think your serious
Like me! ^-^
This is awesome to insult someoneV 1 Comment
DAMN THAT'S GOOD
This is good
How old are you... wait, I know you cannot count that high.
Answer : 3
This is stupid
Nice one using it to day
I know some that do..
0-0 LMFAO ROFL THIS ONE IS SO GOOD! But Schools Over For Me, Le Cri. But Still Funny, Should Be Place Number 3
Ugh, this one is so bad, if your fat you fit through the door.
This is so bad, if u r really fat how r u even supposed to fit through the door?
Ftpppeeehheeehheeehheeeh haha I get it because you r fatr then ta hous haha zoo funnie I tell 2 my momy
Oops *you can't fit through the door 😂
Wow this is amazing... The cat part...
Very offensive to cat lovers
That's so sick,that is to totally out of the question mean!
This is the funniest insult I've heard in months! I'll use it on anyone who wants an insult battle!
Best insult I used it on my mate and he just stared and said "your face is funny" laugh out loud.
Lol, so offensive, I'm using this on my rival
Lol, Harry Potter wouldn't stop laughing if he saw this
Sounds like something Fred and George deadly would say
That's so funny
So is the person u cussed. In the shape of a pig not a snake?V 7 Comments
Ok this is GOOD - Untildawn8
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2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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