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241 You're the reason slender man has no eyes

I so going to use this

Why is this one not higher than "your a poopy head"? Will be using this

242 I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone

This is great! I love this one

Hahaahaha simply the best xx

243 I bet I can guess what sign you where born under... RED LIGHT DISTRICT
244 Yo mama so fat she has her own place in the Solar System

I'm gonna use this on my fat cousin

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245 Your head's so big that it has its own orbit V 2 Comments
246 You're so skinny if you ate a meatball you would look pregnant

Finally a skinny person offense instead of a fat person

That is funny.i tried that on this friend and he cried...

247 Yo momma so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live. V 3 Comments
248 What are you laughing at? The only thing you should be laughing at is the mirror
249 You're so ugly even Bob The Builder could not fix you

Almost wet myself when I saw this so using it on this really fat girl

This is from way back in 2012 I guess these morons didn't get it until now...

I thought he could fix anything. I guess NOT...

This is so lame.

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250 Your so fat, you need a GPS to find your belly.

Now they are getting stupid stop reading now

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251 you're so fat the only letters you know is KFC

There is a insult like this in the list so you should check before you make this insult

That's like the best insult to people who eat to much fast food

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252 Your momma so fat when she go poo in Canada, it actually goes to Australia

I know. One day I woke up and everything was brown?

Hilarious! Used on my bully and she left me alone for the rest of the school year!

Yes! Thank you for providing the perfect come back ever!

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253 Your Mum Is Like a Kit Kat 20 Pence a Finger

I think they were drunk when they posted this

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254 Your momma so fat, when she went to a doctor, she stepped on a scale and the doctor said, "Hey, that's my phone number."

This is so stupid and old

It's so dang funny

I get it so funny!

Ppap pen pinaple Apple pen

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255 You are the reason people are blind

This is really good insult! I must use this one!



Really good:)) gonna use that soon

256 In a nutshell, personally I consider him a cancer and better removed, avoided - and the less anyone heard of him or his supporters the better.

Cancer is the most deadliest and the most dangerous diseases, a cure is less known and the survival rate is not yet guaranteed but being talked about being a cancer is the worst with people avoiding you - ronluna

Axl was talking about Slash who left Guns N Roses in 1997. Slash was known to use drugs like Duff and Izzy but he is the most addicted one. He is not using drugs anymore. - ronluna

I think they are talking about Donald Trump...

I don't really get what u r talking about ronluna

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257 Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

Yo mama so nasty, she poured salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh

This is so funny I couldn't stop laughing. best 1, keep it up!

Or maybe your mama is so dumb she tried to drown a fish

I'm laughing so hard

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258 Why don't you go away and play Russian roulette with all chambers fully-loaded?

Russian roulette is a game... It's not being racist

Ya he or she is right, Russian roulette is a game so calm down ( idiots these day)

Laugh out loud I can't stop laughing! There's this guy who sits next to me in class and is constantly making fun of me, can't wait to use it!

Or you play Russian Roulette with and M9, you go first.

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259 I think its mating season at the zoo so go back to the orangutans and get married.

If you really hated who you were insulting, you would tell them that orangutans are smarter than them.

260 Hey I'm here from the ugly face factory I'm here to get the face you stole... oh woops that must be your real face

This sounds like a four year old wrote this.. You should probably think of some more, cause this one is just pathetic... Bahahahaha.

Take off the end and it will be better.

That is crazy


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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

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