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241 You're like my fish tank, you're mostly water, you've got crabs, and you're full of crap.

This is the funniest insult I've heard in months! I'll use it on anyone who wants an insult battle!

Best insult I used it on my mate and he just stared and said "your face is funny" laugh out loud.

Lol, so offensive, I'm using this on my rival

242 Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldermort was ugly, until I saw you

Lol, Harry Potter wouldn't stop laughing if he saw this

Sounds like something Fred and George deadly would say

That's so funny

So is the person u cussed. In the shape of a pig not a snake?

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243 Your head's so big that it has its own postcode V 2 Comments
244 I am straighter than the pole you dance on
245 I bet I can guess what sign you where born under... RED LIGHT DISTRICT
246 Yo mama so fat she has her own place in the Solar System

I'm gonna use this on my fat cousin

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247 Your head's so big that it has its own orbit V 2 Comments
248 You're so skinny if you ate a meatball you would look pregnant

Finally a skinny person offense instead of a fat person

That is funny.i tried that on this friend and he cried...

249 Ah! Your gonna run over me! Oh sorry, you're so big I mistook you for a car

I'm so gonna use this to the mean girls at my school

250 Your so fat, you need a GPS to find your belly.

That boy I said it to was crying afterwards, because he was irritating me

Now they are getting stupid stop reading now

Haha laugh out loud

That cool

251 Yo momma so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live. V 3 Comments
252 What are you laughing at? The only thing you should be laughing at is the mirror
253 You're so ugly even Bob The Builder could not fix you

Almost wet myself when I saw this so using it on this really fat girl

This is from way back in 2012 I guess these morons didn't get it until now...

I thought he could fix anything. I guess NOT...

This is so lame.

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254 you're so fat the only letters you know is KFC

There is a insult like this in the list so you should check before you make this insult

That's like the best insult to people who eat to much fast food

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255 Your momma so fat when she go poo in Canada, it actually goes to Australia

I know. One day I woke up and everything was brown?

Hilarious! Used on my bully and she left me alone for the rest of the school year!

Yes! Thank you for providing the perfect come back ever!

This is crazy weird 😳 I hate it

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256 Your Mum Is Like a Kit Kat 20 Pence a Finger

I think they were drunk when they posted this

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257 You are the reason people are blind

This is really good insult! I must use this one!

amazing

So FUNNY LOL

Really good:)) gonna use that soon

258 Why don't you go away and play Russian roulette with all chambers fully-loaded?

Russian roulette is a game... It's not being racist

Ya he or she is right, Russian roulette is a game so calm down ( idiots these day)

Laugh out loud I can't stop laughing! There's this guy who sits next to me in class and is constantly making fun of me, can't wait to use it!

Or you play Russian Roulette with and M9, you go first.

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259 Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

Yo mama so nasty, she poured salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh

This is so funny I couldn't stop laughing. best 1, keep it up!

Or maybe your mama is so dumb she tried to drown a fish

I'm laughing so hard

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260 I think its mating season at the zoo so go back to the orangutans and get married.

If you really hated who you were insulting, you would tell them that orangutans are smarter than them.

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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
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1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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