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I laughed when I read this, I love it!
I made this one! :D - Untildawn8
Wow now I know we're to find a Halloween 🎃😀
Ahh yes. My ex boyfriend about curled up and died. This one burns.
Dirty but funny sorry if someone already used it, all credit goes to the creator of this insult.
Lol that youtuber Kingsley said it once - StayAlive
haha! - PeeledBanana
DAFAQ? that's NOT EVEN FUNNYV 1 Comment
Don't talk about christians dude you don't got to be messed up and that person was just sharing their opinion just like everyone else
OH, and one more thing, at least GOD would have the guts to say something more intelligent, DON'T... TALK... ABOUT... OUR... GOD! Got me?!?!?!
So I guess your even uglier
Wow, butthurt much? It's just an insult damn, some ChristiansV 5 Comments
I guess this is what you use when trying to confuse the other and make them feel out of place, which can be helpful sometimes.
This isn't an insult
A bit too long
kinda lameV 2 Comments
So good I haven't heard this one yet
U think your friend wolud get mad u take off on u all just walk a way
I'm going to use this on my really big enemy... He's really uglyV 3 Comments
Oh WOW That is pretty mean. But I guess I could use that on someone one day.V 1 Comment
It should've been peter pan rather than Michael Jackson
This is really funny but dam mad harsh.
Awesome! I rephrased this and used it on my classmate. I said," when the apocalypse comes I wont be scared, your fat ass ego will shield us allV 2 Comments
Wow, this is pretty good, might use it on my friends if I ever get the chance to for some payback. Having it against my friend who kicks me will be good enough...V 1 Comment
Laugh out loud this is one actually pretty bad ass diss even for my level, might use it
This diss is so awesome! Have to try it out sometime. I know the perfect guy...
Naa I have to use this one today koz it's a bad man diss and I could fall for it any day
Ewe! This is kinda sick! No offense!
This is going to be great to tell to a bully at my school! She hates Star Wars!
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2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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