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361 Your so fat they have to grease the door and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get you through

And Chuck Norris has to roundhouse kick you in the butt

362 Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought voldemort was ugly until I met you

I used this and the person cried


OOO burned

363 You're living proof that Snow White and Dopey had sex

Oh Yeah! This is hilarious, gonna use this one for sure..

So funny but isn't snow white kinda pretty

It should be you're living proof that Justin beiber and Rhiana had sex

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364 I called your boyfriend gay and he slapped me with his purse

This is really funny so using this one at school one this girl

Awesome! Used this on my ex girlfriend who is dating another kid

Say this to a boy that keeps calling you gay laugh out loud!

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365 Your friends are so rusty and old they run on oil

This doesn't make sense

It should be you not your friend

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366 I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you

This is the best roast I've ever seen

Absolutely brilliant! I love this

Feel the burn

I love it

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367 You like apples? Here! How do you like them apples?

Are you hunting for goodwill?

You just turned comedy into art. Magnificent.

This is terrible

Yeah eat it

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368 Fat people are like relationships, they never work out.

What about life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people? ( can't figure out where to add it )

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369 You're so ugly, when you wore a Coke shirt, people wanted to buy Pepsi instead V 1 Comment
370 I was watching this YouTube video, it was a try not to cringe video. I lost track of how many times I saw you.

It's just awesome and savage

I made this - Untildawn8


371 Your mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car

Epic I use this at school all the time! So funny

This one I thought was halarious because if you think bout it, it just makes you laugh

Just no, you can't get hit by a parked car


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372 Most mums ban their children from playing PS3, your mum bans you from KFC.

In my friends, and my opinion, this is a top quality insult to use against fat people. It's funny, like any other great insult, and it rhymes too, and it puts your opponent to shame whilst using other top quality insults. My friend used this against a fat boy in my PE class, caused by a roar of laughs, followed up by me finishing off, saying "Free delivery". - DJSkribblez

An insult with quality like this is too good not to be used, and should be used by anyone to insult a fat person, regardless if they own a PlayStation 3 or an Xbox 360. I was rolling on the floor when I originally heard this, and probably the best insult out of all of the insults on this page, just for it's creativeness.

This insult is too good, it rhymes and is a definite pick-up line for a continuation or an add-on of more related insults.

I used this on plays station network profile chat!

373 Damn dude, there's a cockroach in your shoes! Oh never mind it's just your feet

The best insult about feet ever

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374 Is your face on sale? I wanna be a witch for Halloween.

I laughed when I read this, I love it!

I made this one! :D - Untildawn8

Wow now I know we're to find a Halloween 🎃😀

375 Yo momma is so fat your dad has to kneel up in bed to see if its daylight!

Wow well dad sure wont be seeing night or day if she gets any bigger.

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376 Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said I can't fix that

oh my god this is the most funny one here! Why isn't it up the list more? This is hilarious! And yes, this is my ghost speaking.

Haha, my friends are gonna like this one

So hilarious... Thiss is for girls who think their all that in a pack of crackers

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377 When God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good butthole.
378 My little brother just pooped his pants on accident. The poop was you. You're an accident.

Preschoolers shouldn't be using the internet


379 Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date

Ahh yes. My ex boyfriend about curled up and died. This one burns.

Dirty but funny sorry if someone already used it, all credit goes to the creator of this insult.

380 Listen, bitch

Lol that youtuber Kingsley said it once - StayAlive

haha! - PeeledBanana



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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

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