The Contenders: Page 19
And Chuck Norris has to roundhouse kick you in the butt
I used this and the person cried
Oh Yeah! This is hilarious, gonna use this one for sure..
So funny but isn't snow white kinda pretty
It should be you're living proof that Justin beiber and Rhiana had sexV 2 Comments
This is really funny so using this one at school one this girl
Awesome! Used this on my ex girlfriend who is dating another kid
Say this to a boy that keeps calling you gay laugh out loud!V 3 Comments
This doesn't make sense
It should be you not your friendV 3 Comments
This is the best roast I've ever seen
Absolutely brilliant! I love this
Feel the burn
I love itV 5 Comments
Are you hunting for goodwill?
You just turned comedy into art. Magnificent.
This is terrible
Yeah eat itV 2 Comments
What about life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people? ( can't figure out where to add it )V 4 Comments
It's just awesome and savage
I made this - Untildawn8
Epic I use this at school all the time! So funny
This one I thought was halarious because if you think bout it, it just makes you laugh
Just no, you can't get hit by a parked car
GoodV 2 Comments
In my friends, and my opinion, this is a top quality insult to use against fat people. It's funny, like any other great insult, and it rhymes too, and it puts your opponent to shame whilst using other top quality insults. My friend used this against a fat boy in my PE class, caused by a roar of laughs, followed up by me finishing off, saying "Free delivery". - DJSkribblez
An insult with quality like this is too good not to be used, and should be used by anyone to insult a fat person, regardless if they own a PlayStation 3 or an Xbox 360. I was rolling on the floor when I originally heard this, and probably the best insult out of all of the insults on this page, just for it's creativeness.
This insult is too good, it rhymes and is a definite pick-up line for a continuation or an add-on of more related insults.
I used this on plays station network profile chat!
The best insult about feet everV 1 Comment
I laughed when I read this, I love it!
I made this one! :D - Untildawn8
Wow now I know we're to find a Halloween 🎃😀
Wow well dad sure wont be seeing night or day if she gets any bigger.V 1 Comment
oh my god this is the most funny one here! Why isn't it up the list more? This is hilarious! And yes, this is my ghost speaking.
Haha, my friends are gonna like this one
So hilarious... Thiss is for girls who think their all that in a pack of crackersV 1 Comment
Preschoolers shouldn't be using the internet
Ahh yes. My ex boyfriend about curled up and died. This one burns.
Dirty but funny sorry if someone already used it, all credit goes to the creator of this insult.
Lol that youtuber Kingsley said it once - StayAlive
haha! - PeeledBanana
DAFAQ? that's NOT EVEN FUNNYV 1 Comment
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2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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