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361 When God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good butthole.
362 Is your face on sale? I wanna be a witch for Halloween.

I laughed when I read this, I love it!

I made this one! :D - Untildawn8

Wow now I know we're to find a Halloween 🎃😀

363 Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date

Ahh yes. My ex boyfriend about curled up and died. This one burns.

Dirty but funny sorry if someone already used it, all credit goes to the creator of this insult.

364 Listen, bitch

Lol that youtuber Kingsley said it once - StayAlive

haha! - PeeledBanana



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365 Tell your mom that I need change from yesterday V 4 Comments
366 Your butt is fantastic! Which means "fiction" in Russian. V 1 Comment
367 God made you as an example of what not to do


368 They say art is I guess you're God's best piece of art

Don't talk about christians dude you don't got to be messed up and that person was just sharing their opinion just like everyone else

OH, and one more thing, at least GOD would have the guts to say something more intelligent, DON'T... TALK... ABOUT... OUR... GOD! Got me?!?!?!

So I guess your even uglier

Wow, butthurt much? It's just an insult damn, some Christians

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369 Damn it, you're just an annoying bimbo who is a wannabe "pop star" ruining classic songs like Rock You Like a Hurricane and make it too much pop styled.

I guess this is what you use when trying to confuse the other and make them feel out of place, which can be helpful sometimes.

This isn't an insult

A bit too long

kinda lame

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370 All of your friends hate you so I guess that makes us BFFS.

So good I haven't heard this one yet

U think your friend wolud get mad u take off on u all just walk a way

371 Yo mama's so dumb that she went to the Clippers game to get a haircut

I'm going to use this on my really big enemy... He's really ugly

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372 You're so ugly that when you wanted to sleep outside, you turned off the sun by looking at it.

Oh WOW That is pretty mean. But I guess I could use that on someone one day.

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373 You were such an ugly kid Michael Jackson kicked you out of Neverland.

It should've been peter pan rather than Michael Jackson

This is really funny but dam mad harsh.

374 When the apocalypse comes I won't be scared, your fat ass will shield us all

Awesome! I rephrased this and used it on my classmate. I said," when the apocalypse comes I wont be scared, your fat ass ego will shield us all

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375 Yo mama's so fat, she asked for a water bed and they put a blanket over an ocean V 6 Comments
376 You aren't dumb, it's just that I can count to 3 and you can't. V 4 Comments
377 Your house is so small your front and back door are on the same hinge.

Wow, this is pretty good, might use it on my friends if I ever get the chance to for some payback. Having it against my friend who kicks me will be good enough...

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378 Your mamma is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
379 Those penis enlargement pills most be working, you're a bigger d*** than you were last week

Laugh out loud this is one actually pretty bad ass diss even for my level, might use it

This diss is so awesome! Have to try it out sometime. I know the perfect guy...

Naa I have to use this one today koz it's a bad man diss and I could fall for it any day

Ewe! This is kinda sick! No offense!

380 You're pretty enough to be Leia. After a lightsaber to the face.

This is going to be great to tell to a bully at my school! She hates Star Wars!

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1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

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