The Contenders: Page 19
This doesn't make sense
It should be you not your friendV 3 Comments
This is the best roast I've ever seen
Absolutely brilliant! I love this
Feel the burn
I love itV 5 Comments
Are you hunting for goodwill?
You just turned comedy into art. Magnificent.
This is terrible
Yeah eat itV 2 Comments
Oh Yeah! This is hilarious, gonna use this one for sure..
So funny but isn't snow white kinda pretty
It should be you're living proof that Justin beiber and Rhiana had sexV 2 Comments
What about life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people? ( can't figure out where to add it )V 4 Comments
Epic I use this at school all the time! So funny
This one I thought was halarious because if you think bout it, it just makes you laugh
Just no, you can't get hit by a parked car
GoodV 2 Comments
In my friends, and my opinion, this is a top quality insult to use against fat people. It's funny, like any other great insult, and it rhymes too, and it puts your opponent to shame whilst using other top quality insults. My friend used this against a fat boy in my PE class, caused by a roar of laughs, followed up by me finishing off, saying "Free delivery". - DJSkribblez
An insult with quality like this is too good not to be used, and should be used by anyone to insult a fat person, regardless if they own a PlayStation 3 or an Xbox 360. I was rolling on the floor when I originally heard this, and probably the best insult out of all of the insults on this page, just for it's creativeness.
This insult is too good, it rhymes and is a definite pick-up line for a continuation or an add-on of more related insults.
I used this on plays station network profile chat!
The best insult about feet everV 1 Comment
Wow well dad sure wont be seeing night or day if she gets any bigger.V 1 Comment
oh my god this is the most funny one here! Why isn't it up the list more? This is hilarious! And yes, this is my ghost speaking.
Haha, my friends are gonna like this one
So hilarious... Thiss is for girls who think their all that in a pack of crackersV 1 Comment
Ahh yes. My ex boyfriend about curled up and died. This one burns.
Dirty but funny sorry if someone already used it, all credit goes to the creator of this insult.
Lol that youtuber Kingsley said it once - StayAlive
haha! - PeeledBanana
DAFAQ? that's NOT EVEN FUNNYV 1 Comment
I laughed when I read this, I love it!
I made this one! :D - Untildawn8
Wow now I know we're to find a Halloween 🎃😀
Don't talk about christians dude you don't got to be messed up and that person was just sharing their opinion just like everyone else
OH, and one more thing, at least GOD would have the guts to say something more intelligent, DON'T... TALK... ABOUT... OUR... GOD! Got me?!?!?!
So I guess your even uglier
Wow, butthurt much? It's just an insult damn, some ChristiansV 5 Comments
I guess this is what you use when trying to confuse the other and make them feel out of place, which can be helpful sometimes.
This isn't an insult
A bit too long
kinda lameV 2 Comments
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Top Remixes (127)
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
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