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381 All of your friends hate you so I guess that makes us BFFS.

So good I haven't heard this one yet

U think your friend wolud get mad u take off on u all just walk a way

382 Yo mama's so dumb that she went to the Clippers game to get a haircut

I'm going to use this on my really big enemy... He's really ugly

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383 You're so ugly that when you wanted to sleep outside, you turned off the sun by looking at it.

Oh WOW That is pretty mean. But I guess I could use that on someone one day.

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384 You were such an ugly kid Michael Jackson kicked you out of Neverland.

It should've been peter pan rather than Michael Jackson

This is really funny but dam mad harsh.

385 When the apocalypse comes I won't be scared, your fat ass will shield us all

Awesome! I rephrased this and used it on my classmate. I said," when the apocalypse comes I wont be scared, your fat ass ego will shield us all

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386 Yo mama's so fat, she asked for a water bed and they put a blanket over an ocean V 6 Comments
387 You aren't dumb, it's just that I can count to 3 and you can't. V 4 Comments
388 Your house is so small your front and back door are on the same hinge.

Wow, this is pretty good, might use it on my friends if I ever get the chance to for some payback. Having it against my friend who kicks me will be good enough...

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389 Your mamma is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
390 Those penis enlargement pills most be working, you're a bigger d*** than you were last week

Laugh out loud this is one actually pretty bad ass diss even for my level, might use it

This diss is so awesome! Have to try it out sometime. I know the perfect guy...

Naa I have to use this one today koz it's a bad man diss and I could fall for it any day

Ewe! This is kinda sick! No offense!

391 You're pretty enough to be Leia. After a lightsaber to the face.

This is going to be great to tell to a bully at my school! She hates Star Wars!

392 You're so fat, when you put on a bright yellow shirt, everyone says: Look, the sun's out V 2 Comments
393 I think there's a bit of meatloaf on your neck there... wait... nevermind, it's just your face
394 Hey!! They made a song about your weight 8675309

Wow! This is awesome! I told my worst enemy this laugh out loud I bet she's really mad!

395 You're adopted

Nice but I got one when was the last time you were adopted

Your dog is your cows which h is your mom

This is pretty creul

From who? YOUR MOM?

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396 You are so ugly if my dog had your face I would shave its butt and make it walk backwards!

This is so true about this kid from school!

I got this from the sandlot, the best movie ever! - Jackal2272

I do have a dog, but I wouldn't do that...
Nevertheless this is awesome!

V 4 Comments
397 You are a sad, strange little man
398 You're a liberal

Really? Please take your political views somewhere else, nobody cares about them.

Unfortunately this is not an insult. I wish it were.

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399 I could land an airplane on your forehead

There is a boy at my school and he has such a big head whenever he is rude I'll use this

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400 I'm no proctologist but I know a butthole when I see one.

Roasted to the max


Oou Great one

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3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

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