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381 You're so fat, when you put on a bright yellow shirt, everyone says: Look, the sun's out V 2 Comments
382 I'm no proctologist but I know a butthole when I see one.

Roasted to the max


Oou Great one

383 Your mother should've aborted you while she had the chance to.

ooh lol

384 Don't snoop behind people's houses... You might be mistaken for a trash-can.

Best diss ever well DUH NAH I'm going to use this definitely NASTY AND SAVAGE


Feel like this one hits too
close to home for me

385 I think there's a bit of meatloaf on your neck there... wait... nevermind, it's just your face
386 Hey!! They made a song about your weight 8675309

Wow! This is awesome! I told my worst enemy this laugh out loud I bet she's really mad!

387 You're adopted

Nice but I got one when was the last time you were adopted

Your dog is your cows which h is your mom

This is pretty creul

From who? YOUR MOM?

V 3 Comments
388 You are so ugly if my dog had your face I would shave its butt and make it walk backwards!

This is so true about this kid from school!

I got this from the sandlot, the best movie ever! - Jackal2272

I do have a dog, but I wouldn't do that...
Nevertheless this is awesome!

V 4 Comments
389 You are a sad, strange little man
390 You're a liberal

Really? Please take your political views somewhere else, nobody cares about them.

Unfortunately this is not an insult. I wish it were.

V 4 Comments
391 I could land an airplane on your forehead

There is a boy at my school and he has such a big head whenever he is rude I'll use this

V 1 Comment
392 Don't you have other things to think of? Oh! I forgot! Your brain capacity is too small for you to be able to think! V 2 Comments
393 I wish I had a lower I.Q., maybe then I could enjoy your company.

Verbal abuse really is one of my talents...

Hey verbal abuse is my specialty too!

394 Yo mamas so fat she fell in love and broke it
395 Yo momma so fat they had to change One Size Fits All to One Size Fits Most

This made me laugh like hell
Gotta try this on my arch enemies... Jokes

396 Your ears are so big, when turn around, the wind direction changes
397 Okay class! I'm here to make an unsuccessful attempt at saving you from following the path of your parents!

To the people writing it's not good enough: There are some people that put in effort trying to make this list, and all that come from you guys is "not good enough" would you be able to make this up? Would you try? No? Exactly.

Good one but you should be a teacher to do this

If that was my teacher I would come to school everyday


Really?! nt even laugh a bit so stupid

V 2 Comments
398 Their was an accident years ago. The accident wasn't on a highway, but in your mom's bedroom.

Imma say this. I'll drag their asses to hell and back! - ItsDaWorldOfSNuGGLEZ

All I could think when I read this was DAMN SON!

DAMN this is cold

Love this so funny

V 8 Comments
399 Is your mom from McDonalds? Because I'm Lovin' it!

There is only one word to describe this... Classic

V 2 Comments
400 I would call you trash, but then I realized that isn't an insult since it's your real name

I LOVE this roats it is the BOM.COM and this boy he likes me and roasts me so tomarow at school I will roast him so HARD! hahaahahaahaha!

V 3 Comments
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1. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
2. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
3. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
1. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
2. Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.
3. Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
1. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
2. You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
3. I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

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