Worst Things to Do to a Girl or Boy You Like When You Meet for the First Time

The Top Ten

  1. Knock out everyone who you think s/he might fall for first with a frying pan

    PositronWildhawk... What is this? This is completely random

  2. Look the other way as you walk directly into him/her and say "sorry, I've never been so touched before in my life"

    Really? Is this an innuendo I missed?

  3. Pretend that a complete stranger behind him/her was about to hit them with a chair and "save him/her"

    Imagine, people, if you actually tried this, and came out looking a right imbecile, and then saw it happen to someone you know at the other end of the crowd. AWKWARD!

  4. Produce a ring from your pocket and propose

    How many people carry a diamond-studded sparkling ring in their pocket ready for the off-chance? Guess your name would have to be Howard Wolowitz.

  5. Ask them to watch Big Brother

    I honestly like big brother, but why would you ask them to watch big brother when there's total drama and survivor?

    I like big brother, so it would be a good move

  6. Start a tango dance with him/her at random

    This one made me laugh! I have witnessed this. My girlfriend was talking to me one moment and then suddely she was grabbed by the hand and was forced to dance with the chancer. It worked though because they've now been married for two years!

    Easier for the men here. If you're a girl, you'll have to follow, and he'll probably be unwilling to lead in the way you want. But either way, it's weird.

  7. Trip him/her and say "sorry, did you just fall for me?"

    Man, this list is so underrated!

  8. Say to him/her that you know how to pick up guys/girls, and then lift him/her over your shoulder

    Now, this would bring a lot of attention. But it would also be funny.

    If the girl/boy liked you, it wouldn't be that worse.

  9. Look over his/her shoulder for his/her phone number and make a call "from your newest crush"

    And s/he'll just go "weren't you that weirdo who was just behind me a moment ago? "

  10. Get out a guitar or keyboard and sing the cheesiest love song you can think of

    Just pull it out of your pocket, eh?

    11. The Newcomers
  11. ?

    Kill them

    There are guys who will brutalize women just because they rejected them...

  12. ?

    Act like a total snob when you're not one

    13. The Contenders

  13. Whenever s/he looks at you, smile an overly smug smile, lower your glasses slightly (if you have them), wink with one eye and gaze with the other

    The darker the glasses, the better. You'll be more likely to get punched.

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