Funniest and Most Random Things a Minecraft YouTuber Could Say

The Top Ten

1 Here's a lollipop for all your trouble. Oh, I want a lollipop!
2 Why can't we just play Monopoly or blow up someone's house?
3 I don't feel myself.
4 Did you know bugs live in your eyebrows?
5 Mom, can I go back to you changing my diapers?
6 Excuse me, but I must gnaw my tree now.
7 I love the highway, Oh my God I'm getting on it right now!
8 Shut up! I'm leprechaun hunting!
9 Mom, of course I'm gonna sell the body for gold!
10 I got a C- on my going to Subway test.
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