Funniest and Most Random Things a Minecraft YouTuber Could Say

The Top Ten

1 Here's a lollipop for all your trouble. Oh, I want a lollipop!

2 Why can't we just play Monopoly or blow up someone's house?

3 I don't feel myself.

4 Did you know bugs live in your eyebrows?

5 Mom, can I go back to you changing my diapers?

6 Excuse me, but I must gnaw my tree now.

7 I love the highway, Oh my God I'm getting on it right now!

8 Shut up! I'm leprechaun hunting!

9 Mom, of course I'm gonna sell the body for gold!

10 I got a C- on my going to Subway test.

The Contenders

11 I am not playing Minecraft. What you are seeing right now is an illusion or hallucination.

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