Best Things About My Girlfriend! (My Own List!)

Also people say they have sex until 18, but I can have sex I am 15! I am a grown man and I get to have sex as I want

I wonder how many injuries you sustained while attempting and failing to have sex at such a young age. It was probably an awful experience, but I guess the bragging rights make up for it?

It's guys like this who make me lose hope that decency hasn't died yet.

She does have big boobs but once she takes off her bra I don't know..

Now I have big desire to throw up. Funny how that works

Good for her. This ain't creepy at all.

She only cares about her sexual desires, man. I'd normally warn you about her but you're just as bad

Apparently, your girlfriend is a pathological liar.

That's because dolls don't have brains

Awww, how romantic. If it weren't for all the other awful items on the list, this would be slightly interesting. Now the only reason I want to see the letter is so I can replicate and burn it

My girlfriend gave me a hate card and dumped me, lucky bastard.

Do dolls write?

Wow, how impressive champ. Tell ya what... I'll give you ten bucks to get a condom at Walmart.

That's the first red light when it comes to relationships, I'm afraid

Bro, it is time to find a new girlfriend.

What is with this guy and the word snipe? (I don't really mean that. It's an anagram. Admin doesn't seem fond of the actual word.)

She does huh? You sure she doesn't have any issues with it? In the slightest? Do tell me more though I am curious.

I know that this list is probably a joke but this is still gross.

Good for her. We. Don't. Care. What part of that can't you wrap your mind around?

how ironic is it to put 'my own list!' when every knows it's curated by you anyway.

You're dating Sonic? Wow, you sir are legend.

My girlfriend bullies mean and threatened to get a restraining order

Probably not when she's sober, though.

She should show you some fireworks up close. (Anybody understand the implication?)

My girl let me see her fireworks

Why
Do
You
Make
Out
With
A
Barbie
Doll
So
Much?