Best Things About My Girlfriend! (My Own List!)
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I had sex with my girlfriend
Also people say they have sex until 18, but I can have sex I am 15! I am a grown man and I get to have sex as I want
Pretty sure that your anime waifu doesn't exist, just saying. Nice try, though, got a good laugh out of me. Wouldn't be surprised if the "girlfriend" was actually some body pillow or something, because like lowkey highly doubt that she's a real person.
I wonder how many injuries you sustained while attempting and failing to have sex at such a young age. It was probably an awful experience, but I guess the bragging rights make up for it?
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She has big boobs
She does have big boobs but once she takes off her bra I don't know..
Now I have big desire to throw up. Funny how that works
Good for her. This ain't creepy at all.
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She likes nudity
Wow, how impressive champ. Tell ya what... I'll give you ten bucks to get a condom at Walmart.
That's the first red light when it comes to relationships, I'm afraid
Bro, it is time to find a new girlfriend.
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She cares about me
She only cares about her sexual desires, man. I'd normally warn you about her but you're just as bad
Apparently, your girlfriend is a pathological liar.
That's because dolls don't have brains
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She loves my penis
What is with this guy and the word snipe? (I don't really mean that. It's an anagram. Admin doesn't seem fond of the actual word.)
She does huh? You sure she doesn't have any issues with it? In the slightest? Do tell me more though I am curious.
I know that this list is probably a joke but this is still gross.
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She loves rings!
Good for her. We. Don't. Care. What part of that can't you wrap your mind around?
how ironic is it to put 'my own list!' when every knows it's curated by you anyway.
You're dating Sonic? Wow, you sir are legend.
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She gave me a love card!
Awww, how romantic. If it weren't for all the other awful items on the list, this would be slightly interesting. Now the only reason I want to see the letter is so I can replicate and burn it
My girlfriend gave me a hate card and dumped me, lucky bastard.
Do dolls write?
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She says I am romantic!
I shaved this morning. Was there something I missed Tim? No? Wow what a shocker.
My entire bank account says she was drunk when she said this.
My yoshi senses said that she was drunk when she said that
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She is nice!
My girlfriend bullies mean and threatened to get a restraining order
Probably not when she's sober, though.
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Me and her likes to see fireworks and we make out!
She should show you some fireworks up close. (Anybody understand the implication?)
My girl let me see her fireworks
Why
Do
You
Make
Out
With
A
Barbie
Doll
So
Much?