Best Ways to Spot a Minecraft Fanboy

Minecraft fanboys are just annoying. They make you think Minecraft is the best game, and Notch is god. Here are ways to spot one, so you can escape from them as soon as possible before they get you, either on the internet, Minecraft servers or in real life.

The Top Ten

1 Shout to them "Minecraft sucks" and see their reaction

True.Besides Minecraft used to be good but it can get boring real quick and nowadays you just have a bunch of people who think they're a pro hacker because they greifed someone's house-TheCoolGuy1

All fanboys will fight back and start brainwashing you. So isn't it easy?

If you say that near me, you will regret it!

2 They sell Minecraft related things everywhere saying it is for funding their Minecon trip

3 Observe their reaction when finding diamond ore

A fanboy will SCREAM and record it as their youtube intro(if they have one).

4 They make unfunny creeper references at school

5 They use default skins or hoodie skins on Minecraft servers

Hoodie skins with the creeper face on the back are trash.

6 They brag about their premium ranks on servers

7 Invite them to your creative world and see what they do

If they place diamond everywhere then chances are he/she is.

8 They have a Minecraft profile picture on YouTube

9 They always visit SkyDoesMinecraft's channel

10 They hate Roblox for no reason

Because Roblox has similar game mechanics as minecraft.

Honestly, both games are different.

The Contenders

11 They build poorly

12 They kill squids for no reason

13 Their Grammar Sucks

Most minecraft fanboys play minecraft 12 HOURS STRAIGHT just to fly around, whine, show off and cause trouble, without reserving time for study.

14 They think PvP is the main point of minecraft

15 They are wearing a Minecraft shirt

16 They are holding a Minecraft toy

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