Most Unfortunate Names

These are actual names that actual people have. Don't judge the person based on their hilarious name. I'd hate to have these name. Wouldn't you.
The Top Ten
1 Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop

Wow. I saw this on a news paper and I thought I was being trolled. This should be higher on the list. So please put in at #1 or #2

Unrealistic and way to long. I doubt anyone had this name. If you did it would be like the cool-unfortunate.

Who in their right mind would name their child THIS?

A silly and too long name.

2 Jesus Condom

Wow. Wow, wow. Wow. Just... ,just...,. Wow... Do I have to explain just Wow. Look at that name.

Sounds like what my rabbit character would be called if she was male.

This person's parents are sex addicted christians

3 Dick Assman

I just love the nature of someone being called this.

4 Marijuana

Yep there is an actual person Marijuana. What were they thinking. There probably from a different country but still funny.

5 Gay Neighbors
6 Phat Ho

Again another Asian person but again still funny

7 Tiny Kox

Wow. Sometimes I swear the parents who named their children knew what they were doing.

8 Willie Stroker

STROKE roll up in a boat STROKE freaking cut your throat STROKE

Willie Stroker is god

9 Ivy Mike

Ivy Mike seems like a cute innocent name at first. That is until you realize that Ivy Mike also happens to be the name of the first hydrogen bomb. Now that is something you would not want to be named after

10 Maballz Izhari
The Contenders
11 Mike Hunt
12 Harry Butts
13 Iona Dick
14 Dick Long
15 Stu Pidd
16 Patrick O'Fyle
17 Phil Mahooters
18 Dean Gullberry
19 Hugh Janus
20 Jack Goff
21 Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii
22 Windu Andi Darmawan

The actual name of an indonesian drummer who sadly died in a tsunami.

23 Dickie Smalls
24 Tommy Gunn
25 Ray Gunn
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