Top Ten Best Novelty Items

It does not really have a purpose in life but is sure a hell load of fun!

The Top Ten

Airhorn

That Noise will keep you awake for ever, especially if someone surprises yo-EEEeEeeEeEeeAaA!

Drink Hat

Ever wanted to keep your drink in a hat but not in your hand? Well, use this double drink holder and sip through it from a special straw!

Slam Dump!

If you have no idea, it's like a basketball game on the toilet, doing a DUMP!

Lava Lamps

Pillow Music Player

Music when you rest your head on a pillow, nifty!

Remote Control Wall Crawling Spiders

Bobbleheads

X-Wing Cutlery Holder

Tiny Piano

Death Star Ceiling Lamp

Call me a child, but I do want one in my living room.

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The Contenders

Willy Warmer

OK, What Sick Man Would Make This?
Lets hope its not the meaning I'm thinking of...

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