Top Ten Best Novelty Items

DapperPickle
It does not really have a purpose in life but is sure a hell load of fun!

The Top Ten

1 Airhorn

That Noise will keep you awake for ever, especially if someone surprises yo-EEEeEeeEeEeeAaA! - DapperPickle

2 Drink Hat

Ever wanted to keep your drink in a hat but not in your hand? Well, use this double drink holder and sip through it from a special straw! - DapperPickle

3 Slam Dump!

If you have no idea, it's like a basketball game on the toilet, doing a DUMP! - DapperPickle

4 Lava Lamps
5 Pillow Music Player

Music when you rest your head on a pillow, nifty! - DapperPickle

6 Remote Control Wall Crawling Spiders
7 Bobbleheads
8 X-Wing Cutlery Holder
9 Tiny Piano
10 Death Star Ceiling Lamp

Call me a child, but I do want one in my living room. - PositronWildhawk

The Contenders

11 Willy Warmer

OK, What Sick Man Would Make This?
Lets hope its not the meaning I'm thinking of... - DapperPickle

12 Fake Breasts
13 Christmas Cracker Items
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