Worst Things that Could Happen to You in Front of Your Crush

The Top Ten
1 You rip the wettest, loudest fart ever

This sounds like something I would do. I better lay off the Taco Bell.

I think it would be horrible no matter who you did this in front of.

Well, I know one girl who'd find that funny.

I once let a big wet fart go and my crush gave me a disgusted look and never talked to me again

2 Your pants rip when you bend down
3 Teacher yells at you

This happened today and usually I talk back to the teacher but this time I didn't because I wanted to be that "good kid" in front of my crush,and his friends start saying "awwww she's about to cry" like dude tf? and my crush was laughing like what

I'm actually really sensitive, so if the teacher yells at me, I will try to hold back my tears and end up looking ridiculous.

That would of been the worst if a teacher yelled at me in front of my high school crush

4 Your crush talks behind your back

That would be the worst if that happened, hopefully it never happened with my high school crush

5 People laugh at you

That would be the worst if they laughed at you doing something bad in front of your crush

6 You accidentally hit them in the face

I totally did this to my wife (first time I met her). It wasn't a just a little bump either, it was an elbow when I swung around to get out of my seat to leave a cafe. I sat there just apologizing profusely and feeling awful because I thought she was crying; even tried to give her money to pay for her meal. Then she looks up and she's laughing her ass off. I ended up staying at that cafe for four more hours just talking with her and her friends that day. Been happily married for 10 years now.

I did this once by mistake she was mad at first until I said sorry

7 You throw up

That would of been the worst if I puked in front of my high school crush when I was in high school

8 You trip down the stairs

This is why I don't like stairs.

9 Your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale

It always happens at the worst times.

That would be the worst if that happened it would be embarrassing

10 They catch you talking about them
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11 You get a period attack and it bleeds through your light coloured pants

On the first day back at school, I sat next to my crush in Spanish. We talked the whole time and had a great lesson together. He really had my heart racing. Anyways, when it was time for fifth lesson, I went to the toilet, only to find I was on my period and a really heavy flow at that. Great. I hope he didn't notice

Oh god no, I hope that doesn't happen! Even if it's a girl, I'll still be embarrassed.

You should calculate your exact biorhythms like I did so you'll know PRECISELY when it'll happen.

Oh, that would be so awfully tragic. I would poison myself, shoot myself, jump off a cliff, then blow myself up. (Not literally, but I would certainly cry) :,(

12 You bend over and your buttcrack hangs out
13 You can't hear what they are saying, so you keep saying, "what?"

This brings back a painful memory.

My crush is a camp crush so I rarely see him and didn't even know him until this summer. We rarely talked to each other, so I was so happy when one day He called my name and then started telling me something. UNFORTUNATELY I didn't hear him because my friends were being extremely loud. So then I asked him to repeat what he had said and moved closer.

He said it again and right at that minute my friend decided to shriek super loud so once again I had to move closer to him and ask him to repeat himself AGAIN!

Once again he repeated himself, and although I probably should've asked him to say it again, I just pretended that I had heard him and started nodding my head and giving him a stupid thumbs up.

*CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE*

UGHH.

This happens with me all the time. Thank God when it happens with my crush I only have to say "what?
once.

Luckily for me, this can't happen, because my crush never talks to me!

That's really annoying.

14 You cough or sneeze on them

That would of been bad if I coughed or sneezed on my crush she would of been mad

15 You run into them

I almost had this happen twice I was walking down the hallway at school and then I went around the corner and then she was around the same corner at the same time then she was right in front of me, one time I said whoa you scared me! Then that made her and her friend laugh by saying that, and then another time I said whoa, then I heard her laugh after

16 Your pants get water on them and everyone thinks it's pee

I have done this.

17 You walk into a wall

I ran in to a door.

18 You trip and fall
19 You kick them by mistake

I once kicked my crush when I was walking to my bus she was like why did you kick me for, I said sorry

I once kicked my crush running in the hallway when I had to puke she was like ouch, don't kick me

20 Your crush finds out you like them
21 You spill a drink on them
22 You get shoved into them

Who doesn't want that I think anyone would want to get shoved to their crush

23 Your crush runs into you
24 Playing embarrassing music out loud by them
25 You burp out loud

I opened my mouth to try and answer a question in class, and instead, I let out the loudest burp. My crush and I haven't talked since 0~0

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