Worst Things that Could Happen to You in Front of Your Crush

The Top Ten
1 You rip the wettest, loudest fart ever

This sounds like something I would do. I better lay off the Taco Bell.

I think it would be horrible no matter who you did this in front of.

I once let a big, wet fart go, and my crush gave me a disgusted look and never talked to me again.

2 Your pants rip when you bend down
3 Teacher yells at you

I'm actually really sensitive, so if the teacher yells at me, I will try to hold back my tears and end up looking ridiculous.

This happened today. Usually, I talk back to the teacher, but this time I didn't because I wanted to be that "good kid" in front of my crush. His friends started saying, "Awww, she's about to cry," like dude, what? My crush was laughing. Like what?

That would have been the worst if a teacher yelled at me in front of my high school crush.

4 Your crush talks behind your back

That would be the worst if that happened. Hopefully, it never happened with my high school crush.

5 People laugh at you

That would be the worst if they laughed at you for doing something bad in front of your crush.

6 You accidentally hit them in the face

I totally did this to my wife (first time I met her). It wasn't just a little bump either. It was an elbow when I swung around to get out of my seat to leave a cafe. I sat there just apologizing profusely and feeling awful because I thought she was crying. I even tried to give her money to pay for her meal. Then she looked up and she was laughing her ass off.

I ended up staying at that cafe for four more hours just talking with her and her friends that day. Been happily married for 10 years now.

I did this once by mistake. She was mad at first until I said sorry.

7 You throw up

That would have been the worst if I puked in front of my high school crush.

8 You trip down the stairs
9 Your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale

It always happens at the worst times.

That would be the worst if that happened. It would be embarrassing.

10 They catch you talking about them
The Contenders
11 You get a period attack and it bleeds through your light coloured pants

On the first day back at school, I sat next to my crush in Spanish. We talked the whole time and had a great lesson together. He really had my heart racing.

Anyways, when it was time for the fifth lesson, I went to the toilet, only to find I was on my period and had a really heavy flow at that. Great. I hope he didn't notice.

Oh god, no. I hope that doesn't happen! Even if it's a girl, I'll still be embarrassed.

Oh, that would be so awfully tragic. I would poison myself, shoot myself, jump off a cliff, then blow myself up. (Not literally, but I would certainly cry).

12 You bend over and your buttcrack hangs out
13 You can't hear what they are saying, so you keep saying, "what?"

This brings back a painful memory.

My crush is a camp crush, so I rarely see him and didn't even know him until this summer. We rarely talked to each other, so I was so happy when one day he called my name and then started telling me something. Unfortunately, I didn't hear him because my friends were being extremely loud. So, I asked him to repeat what he had said and moved closer.

He said it again, and right at that minute, my friend decided to shriek super loud. Once again, I had to move closer to him and ask him to repeat himself again!

Once again, he repeated himself, and although I probably should've asked him to say it again, I just pretended that I had heard him and started nodding my head and giving him a stupid thumbs up.

*Cringe cringe cringe*

Ughh.

14 Your pants get water on them and everyone thinks it's pee
15 You cough or sneeze on them

That would have been bad if I coughed or sneezed on my crush. She would have been mad.

16 You run into them

I almost had this happen twice. I was walking down the hallway at school, and then I went around the corner and she was around the same corner at the same time. She was right in front of me.

One time, I said, Whoa, you scared me! That made her and her friend laugh. Another time, I said, Whoa, then I heard her laugh after.

17 Your crush finds out you like them
18 You spill a drink on them

Oops - that would be a really bad first impression!

19 You walk into a wall
20 You get shoved into them

Who doesn't want that? I think anyone would want to get shoved into their crush.

21 You trip and fall
22 You kick them by mistake

I once kicked my crush when I was walking to my bus. She was like, Why did you kick me? I said sorry.

I once kicked my crush running in the hallway when I had to puke. She was like, Ouch, don't kick me.

23 You burp out loud

I opened my mouth to try and answer a question in class, and instead, I let out the loudest burp. My crush and I haven't talked since.

24 You act dumb
25 Your crush runs into you
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