Top 10 Worst Things that Could Happen to You in Front of Your Crush

1. You rip the wettest, loudest fart ever

   This sounds like something I would do. I better lay off the Taco Bell.

   I think it would be horrible no matter who you did this in front of.

   I once let a big, wet fart go, and my crush gave me a disgusted look and never talked to me again.

2. Your pants rip when you bend down

   

   I'm not even into romance stuff and don't have a crush.

   That would be the worst if that happened.

3. Your teacher yells at you

   This almost happened to me once. I got into trouble for something, and my crush and her friend walked by when the teacher was talking to me. They both looked at me as well.

   This actually isn't true for me. My crush and I are rebels. We like to break the rules, and I even like it when I get in trouble in front of him.

   I'm actually really sensitive, so if the teacher yells at me, I will try to hold back my tears and end up looking ridiculous.

4. Your crush talks behind your back

   I had two crushes - one I was friends with and the other hated me. The one who hated me, I caught talking behind my back, and it really upset me. I no longer had a crush on her after that.

   That would be the worst if that happened. Hopefully, it never happened with my high school crush.

5. People laugh at you

   Once a bully laughed at me because I had a bad hair day in front of my crush.

   That would be the worst if they laughed at you for doing something bad in front of your crush.

6. You accidentally hit your crush in the face

   I totally did this to my wife (first time I met her). It wasn't just a little bump either. It was an elbow when I swung around to get out of my seat to leave a cafe. I sat there just apologizing profusely and feeling awful because I thought she was crying. I even tried to give her money to pay for her meal. Then she looked up and she was laughing her ass off.

   I ended up staying at that cafe for four more hours just talking with her and her friends that day. Been happily married for 10 years now.

   That would've been the worst if it had happened to me in high school with my crush.

7. You throw up

   That would have been the worst if I puked in front of my high school crush.

8. You trip down the stairs

   I once tripped on my untied laces and fell down the stairs. My crush was walking up the stairs at the same time and asked me if I was okay.

   That would've been the worst if I had tripped down the stairs when my high school crush was using them too.

   This is why I don't like stairs.

9. Your stomach makes a loud gurgling sound like a dying whale

   Haha, a dying whale? What does that sound like?

   It always happens at the worst times.

   This happens to me all the time.

10. Your crush catches you talking about them

    Once my crush heard me telling a friend how much I liked her. I felt so embarrassed, but then she told me she had a crush on me too.

    That would've been the worst if my high school crush had caught me talking about her to a teacher or a friend.

    This would be so embarrassing.

The Newcomers
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    You play embarrassing music out loud near your crush

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    You spill a drink on your crush

    Oops - that would be a really bad first impression!

The Contenders

13. You get a period attack and it bleeds through your light-colored pants

    On the first day back at school, I sat next to my crush in Spanish. We talked the whole time and had a great lesson together. He really had my heart racing.

    Anyways, when it was time for the fifth lesson, I went to the toilet, only to find I was on my period and had a really heavy flow at that. Great. I hope he didn't notice.

    Oh god, no. I hope that doesn't happen! Even if it's a girl, I'll still be embarrassed.

    Oh, that would be so awfully tragic. I would poison myself, shoot myself, jump off a cliff, then blow myself up. (Not literally, but I would certainly cry).

14. You can't hear what your crush is saying, so you keep saying, "What?"

    This brings back a painful memory.

    My crush is a camp crush, so I rarely see him and didn't even know him until this summer. We rarely talked to each other, so I was so happy when one day he called my name and then started telling me something. Unfortunately, I didn't hear him because my friends were being extremely loud. So, I asked him to repeat what he had said and moved closer.

    He said it again, and right at that minute, my friend decided to shriek super loud. Once again, I had to move closer to him and ask him to repeat himself again!

    Once again, he repeated himself, and although I probably should've asked him to say it again, I just pretended that I had heard him and started nodding my head and giving him a stupid thumbs up.

    *Cringe cringe cringe*

    Ughh.

15. You bend over and your buttcrack shows

    Happens to me sometimes, but if anyone says something, I just say, "Well, why were you looking at my butt in the first place?"

16. Your pants get water on them and everyone thinks it's pee

17. Your crush finds out you like them

    Oof, very embarrassing.

    OMG, I WOULD DIE! He already has a girlfriend, so it would be even more awkward.

18. You cough or sneeze on your crush

    I once coughed on her, but she didn't notice.

    That would have been bad if I coughed or sneezed on my crush. She would have been mad.

19. You trip and fall

    I would be laughing.

20. You run into your crush

    I almost had this happen twice. I was walking down the hallway at school, and then I went around the corner and she was around the same corner at the same time. She was right in front of me.

    One time, I said, Whoa, you scared me! That made her and her friend laugh. Another time, I said, Whoa, then I heard her laugh after.

21. You act dumb

22. You walk into a wall

    I ran into a door.

23. You get shoved into your crush

    Who doesn't want that? I think anyone would want to get shoved into their crush.

24. You kick your crush by mistake

    I remember one day I was walking behind my crush outside of school when we were both heading to our buses. I accidentally kicked her boot and said sorry. She gave me a really big smile before she got on her bus.

    I kicked my crush by mistake once. I was running to catch my late bus, and she got in the way, so I accidentally kicked her. I apologized, and she forgave me with a really big smile.

    I once kicked my crush by mistake, and she got mad at me.

25. You burp out loud

    I opened my mouth to try and answer a question in class, and instead, I let out the loudest burp. My crush and I haven't talked since.

26. Your crush runs into you

    I bet some people would love that.

27. You cry hysterically