Top Ten Things You Should Never Do If You Like a Girl

Does it ever seem like whenever you like a girl, you can never get her to like you back? If so, then you're probably doing one of these things! Here are ten things NOT to do if you like a girl.

The Top Ten

1 Tell People You Like Her

I told one person and it spread around to her and now she won't talk to me.

Oops I already told three people

If you do this, things are only going to get worse. It'll probably just make everybody uncomfortable. - AngryByrd

I'm screwed

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2 Bother Her About It

You're just gonna make her uncomfortable and reduce your chances of getting her if you do this! Like her all you want, just keep her out of it! - AngryByrd

Keep it a secret - Nateawesomeness

3 Stare Blankly At Her

I don't know why, but if you stare at her, even adoringly, she'll think it's creepy. - AngryByrd

I have a guy stare at me in global. t's creepy stop. He may not like me. but I don't like the feeling saying "I'm watching you" or "I'm interested in you." make the girl interested in you first by having fun.

Keep your eyes out of the way - Nateawesomeness

I was REALLY guilty of this... - Elina

4 Send Notes/Texts

I really don't have an explanation why. Just don't do this. If you do, you'll find out quickly why it's a bad idea. - AngryByrd

If you want her, you gotta be man enough to say it to her face - TwilightKitsune

I know first hand how bad texting a girl you like can be. - IronSabbathPriest

A little ways under this I read "most romantic things to text a girl" *facepalm*

5 Ask Her Out

How are you supposed to ask her out then if you can't ask her out?

Yes, if you ever want to get a girlfriend... Never ask any girl out.. That's how the world works?

Wow, that makes a lot of sense! - PeeledBanana

Only do this if you’re both comfortable with each other as good friends. Don’t be a creep, wait for the right time by getting to know her first and becoming her friend

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6 State Your Inappropriate Thoughts About Her Out Loud

Whatever you do, DO NOT DO THIS! She and everyone else will think you're just creepy! - AngryByrd

Should have read this earlier - Toucan

7 Insult Her

Its fun to play jokes on other people but if they do it to me... - leafstar

Well it's fun to play jokes with her!

8 Spank Her

That is the most funny thing ever


Should be number one ☝️ so funny

9 Talk About How You'll Never Get Her

This makes you sound weak and unconfident, which is just bad. - AngryByrd

10 Treat Her Like She's Perfect

Don't treat her like she's stupid, but don't act like she's the single most amazing person in the world either. - AngryByrd

The Contenders

11 Touch Her Inappropriately

As much as you'd like to… - AngryByrd

Sexual harrasnent - Nateawesomeness

12 Call Her a Name

Even her first name:(? - Nateawesomeness

13 Buy Her Anything

Think about it! If you buy her that thing, she's not gonna like it and you'll just be wasting money. You'd be much better off just buying Chevelle's new album or whatever. - AngryByrd

Only if your rich

14 Tickle Her

um... hehe

15 Sing Her Dirty Lyrics
16 Say Anything to Her About How Much You Like Her

Let's be honest. She probably doesn't care and doesn't want to hear it! - AngryByrd

Guilty as charged. (For guys, anyways. I'm straight, so...) - RiverClanRocks

17 Send Nudes
18 Tease Her
19 Burn Her Alive

Yes Burn her good idea, that's how to get a girl.

20 Wrestle Her on the Floor in Class


21 Give Her a Valentines Card with Your Name on It

If you give your name she will just tell everyone and then it well spread everywhere around your school.

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1. Bother Her About It
2. Insult her
3. Call Her a Name
1. Tell People You Like Her
2. Stare Blankly At Her
3. Send Notes/Texts


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